(running from a huge mountain lion) 1) I can’t believe I’m running from a cat! 2) I won’t tell if you won’t! 1) Of course, this isn’t your ordinary house cat! This is like Arnold Schwarzekitty!
(running from a turkey) It’s Bird-zilla!
*looking at someone’s rear end * Who is this ? Someone new . ‘Cause I never forget a face
1) (after getting jabbed by a porcupine) I was just curious! 2)It’s like my mother always said. Curiousity killed the dog.
1) Uh,hey, that’s MINE!!! 2) Ah, well, ya snooze ya loose!!!
1)Are you calling me fat? 2)Of course not, for a hippopotomus! (2 runs into a tree) Meant to do that. 1)Ha ha. Serves you right.
1)Chance, stop! The blouse is DEAD! 2)Yeah, but now I gotta tear it into teeney tiny pieces and I–[GAG!] I swallowed a button. 1)Aw, what a shame. Too bad it wasn’t a zipper.
1)Chance, you’re a genius!
2) No, I’m not! Uh, what’s a genius?
1) Never mind.
1)Chance, you’re a genius! 2)I am NOT! What’s a genius?
1)Come on, Chance. Come inside. 2)At last…for the first time in my life…I was home. (runs into the house) TURKEY!!! TURKEY, TURKEY, TURKEY…
1)Here kitty, kitty, kitty… 2)(mocking) Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Not on your life, chubby. 1)Here kitty, kitty, kitty. 2)No, dummy, dummy, dummy.
1)I can’t believe I’m running from a cat!
2) I won’t tell if you won’t.
1) Of course, this isn’t your ordinary housecat. This is like Arnold Schwarzen-kitty!
1)I think…I need to eat some grass! (throws up) 2)Ewww! 3)That’s Grandma’s cake! 2)Ugh, Come on, Shadow. 1)I learned a very important lesson that day. Cake and pollyester don’t mix.
1)I thought you were gonna stay, pup.
2) Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection.
3) My hero! Guess I’m gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way.
1)It’s like I always say, poopsie. Cats rule and dogs drool. 2)Get out of here. 1)It’s true. Cats are smarter than dogs and we don’t drink from the toilet! 2)Why not?
1)Remember hot dogs, Shadow?
2) Yeah, I wasn’t much for the name, though.
1) I don’t think they’re really made of dog.
2) I don’t think they’re made of meat!
1)What is that?
2) I don’t know. It’s probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day.
1)You get food by acting like you don’t want food. 2)That’s stupid. 1)I’ll proove it! 2)No, you don’t have to proove it, I believe you’re stupid.
Bob was joining our family by marrying Laura. Her little girl was Hope. Hope belonged to Sassy. Laura’s older boy, Peter, belonged to Shadow. The little boy, Jamie, was supposed to belong to me, but I didn’t need anybody.
Chance, stop! The blouse is dead!
Chance: Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry.
Shadow: Again?
Chance: First thing I wanta do when I get back is raid the trashcan.
Shadow: I just want to see Peter.
Chance: Right! Straight into the garbage, snout first! Darn good eatin’!
Chance: i’m such a wimp; i’m running from a cat. Shadow: i won’t tell if your wont. Chance: but this aint your ordinary housecat. This is like Arnold Schwarzakitty!
DOGS RULE AND CATS DROOL!!!
DOGS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!!!
Ewww…Do you know where that shoe has been?
Oh yeah…thats why it’s good!
He threw me in the big litter box!
He was just too old, he couldn’t make it. He was just too old.
Hey,bath toys!
I’m not gonna hurt you.I just want to chew on your neck!
I’m such a whimp ! I’m running from a cat .
I’m the new chicken monitor here.You gotta fix this dog door.It’s a little small.I seem to have left a very important phone arond here and gotta go.WHAT THE!HELP!IT’S BIRDZILLA!I SWEAR I’LL NEVER EAT A MCNUGGET AGAIN!!
Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
Now look what you did!YOU LET IT ESCAPE!!!!!!
Okay, okay, I’ll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the rap for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions. [The vet yanks a quill out of his face.] Okay, okay, four!
Shadow is faithful. Shadow is loyal. Shadow is a chump! He just sat down there while I had all the fun upstairs.
Shadow was faithful. Shadow was loyal. Shadow was a chump.
TA DA,Batdog!
Ta-da! Batdog!
That’s so funny I forgot to fart
The savage beast spots his unsuspesting victim.Slowly,he sneeks through the tall grass.Don’t even!Moving in from the ambrush.Keep away from me you mutt!He runs!He leaps!YES!!!!!!!!!
They took us to the pound!
Uh, sweetheart, Sassy can’t breathe
Whoa,are you sick or what?!?
Whoa,what a PIG!Hey,what happened to your fur?
Ya big flatfaced butt-sniffer
You’ve learned all you need to know, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye.
Yuck! Green stuff! Who eats this stuff?!
[At a chicken farm]
Chance: Hallelujah, I’ve died and gone to KENTUCKY!
[Chasing chickens.]
[Chasing chickens]
Chance: Which of you guys are Regular, and which ones are EXTRA CRISPY?!
[Kate pours kibbles into dish.]
Chance: [Overhears dish.] HEY! I know that noise: KIBBLE!
[Runs into house.]
Kate: Breakfast time.
Chance: KIBBLE KIBBLE KIBBLE KIBBLE KIBBLE!
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