–I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.
–I don’t think we’re in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
–We could be anywhere now.
–I think we’re still in your yard.
–How do you know?
–Any other yard, the grass would be shorter.
1) Ready for some fishing? 2) Tubular! 3) He’s only twelve and already thinking about construction.
1)Hey, Szalinski, your lawn’s beginning to look like the amazon.
2)Producing oxygen, Russ. We’ve all gotta do our part. Y’know, the forests are receeding everywhere.
1. It’s funny. The moon looks almost the same size whether we’re big or small. 2. Yeah, tell that to my dad. 1. Why, does he pick on you about your size? 1. The bigger the guy, the bigger the moon. It’s just the way of things. 2. Russ? 1. Yeah? 2. How come you’ve never come over before? 1. Well, I mean, I talked to you once or twice last year. I mean I would have come by, I wanted to, but… just thought you were too popular to notice me. 2. I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.
1.)Nick: We’re now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house. That’s an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That’s a long way. Even for a man of science.
2.)Amy: I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Nick: I don’t think we’re in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
3.)Russell Thompson, Sr.: When I was your age, I put on twenty pounds of pure unadulterated blitz-the-quaterback-and-rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell!
4.)Nick: When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn’t take too long.
5.)Nick: We could be anywhere now.
Russ: I think we’re still in your yard.
Nick: How do you know?
Russ: Any other yard the grass would be shorter.
6.)Nick: Where’d you learn artificial respiration?
Russ: French class, kid.
7.)(dad) Russ Thompson: The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
8.)Russell Thompson, Jr.: Something tells me we’re not going fishing this weekend.
Ronald Thompson: That should make you happy.
Russell Thompson, Jr.: Blow it out your shorts, Ron!
9.)Amy Szalinski: If you were my brother, I’d put myself up for adoption.
Ronald Thompson: Yeah? I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.
AMY: Where are you going?
Little Russ: Nature Calls
Ron: Boys on theleft, girls on the right.
Amy: Eugh, Gross
Go Blow it out your shorts Ron.
hey amy your dates here. Eugh gross!
I get it, FRENCH CLASS!
I’m on a special diet. No toxic waste.
Its easy. Just put your lips together and blow.
MRS. THOMPSON: You got it, honey.
MR. THOMPSON: You sure?
MRS. THOMPSON: Positive. You’re wiping away brain cells and there aren’t many to spare.
So if this works you wanna go to the dance friday? Can you dance? Not really I’d loved to
That’s another I’m scared of. Amy…alone in the dark with Little Russ Thompson. They better behave themselves.
The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
They split up because of religious differences. She thought she was God and he disagreed.
We’re all the size of boogers!
We’re now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house. That’s an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That’s a long way. Even for a man of science.
When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn’t take too long.
Where did you learn artificial respiration?
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