All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Grinch hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the best reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
(running to sleigh)this can’t happen now, it couldn’t, it wouldn’t, it mustn’t, it shouldn,t…not now, not then…not ever again…
(viberating)That……feels………good!
*Correction to quote*
…And they’ll feast, and they’ll feast, and they’ll FEAST FEAST FEAST FEAST! They’ll eat their Who-pudding, and rare who ROAST BEAST! That is something I cannot stand in the least! Oh no! I’m speaking in rhyyyyyyme!! Blast you Whos!! *sigh* Why for 53 years I’ve put up with it now…I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how? I mean…in…what way? Ack!….
*Grinch singing in his sleep* tick-tock tick-tock counting down the Christmas clock, old young, big small, *Grinch awakenins* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! blast this Christmas music… its joyful and tryumphant! *sp?*
…….6:30, dinner with myself. I can’t cancel that again!
…Why for 53 years I’ve put up with it now…I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how? Oh no! I’m speaking in rhyyyyyme!
1) Dad I might do something drastic 2) Ok honey, ask your mother
1) He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore, then he thought of something he hadn’t before. 2)Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.
1) Hello?……… Is my refridgerator running? Well, yes I suppose so. 2) Well, YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!!!!!! Hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, HA! Oh, that is a good one. That is rich. Let’s go home.
1) I’m an idiot!! 1’s echo) You’re an idiot.
1) Martha, have you ever kissed a man who’s had his tonsils removed twice? 2) (in girl’s voice) No, silly!
1) Santa Claus? 2) What!? 1) Don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and smelly. And his hands are cold and clammy. But, I actually think he’s……sweet. 2) Sweet!!?? You think he’s sweet? 1) (nods) Merry Christmas, Santa. (1 leaves) 2) Nice kid. Baaaaaaaaaad judge of character.
1) Thank you for saving my life. 2) Save your life? Is that what you think I did? 1) Yes. 2) Wrongo.
1) This could change my whole outlook on life!! 2) Really? 1) No.
1) You’re the-the-the 2) The-the-the THE GRINCH!!!!!
1) Your cheek! It’s- 2) I know. Hairy? 1) No. 2) Cold? Clammy? What, do I have a zit? 1) Nooooo…..warm!
1)Hello! 2(echo) Hello! 1) How are you? 2(echo) How are you? 1) Oh that’s really mature saying exactly what I say! 2(echo) …what I say!
1) I’m an idiot! 2(echo) You’re an idiot! 1)(whispering) That’s it, I’m not talking to you anymore! In fact, I’m going to whisper! So by the time voice reaches the walls and reverberates off of them, I won’t be able to hear it! 2(echo) You’re an idiot!
1)Your the the the 2)tha tha tha THE GRINCH!
1: (to #2) You’re a riendeer, here’s your motivation. Your name is ruldolph. You’re a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you. But one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas! ….No wait, forget that part. We’ll improvise. Just keep it all kinda loosey goosey. You HATE Christmas! You wanna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousey ending anyway. Way too commercial. ACTION! *#2. pops off the nose* 1: BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn’t I think of that?! Cut, Print, Check the gate, Moving on.
4:00-wallow in self pity, 4:30-stare into obis, 5:00-solve world hunger…tell NO ONE 5:30-jazzersize, 6:30-dinner with me,i cant cancel that again!, 7:00-wrestle with myself loathing..I’M BOOKED!
9After Grinch pulls Cindy-Lou out of the machine)….*grabs mask* Give me that! Don’tcha know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you?!?! What are you some kind of wild animal?!?!
Cindy) N..No..Uh-uh….
::gets stuck in chimney:: darn this water weight…always goes RIGHT to my HIPS!
As tree burns OH the humanity!!!
Aardvark Who, I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! Next WHo, I hate you! Hate, hate, hate, double hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY!
ACTION!….(dog knocks red nose off) BRILLIANT! you reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of comercialism! why didn’t i think of that! cut print moving on
almost lost my cool back there!!!!!!
alright i’ll swing by for a minute allow them to congrat me grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow out of there.
Alright, I’ll swing by for a minute, allow them to envy me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp, and blow out of there…..but what if it’s a cruel prank?…What if it’s a cash bar?….how dare they!…Alright I’ll go, but I’ll be fashionably late…no, yes, no, yes…no…yes….definitely not. Alright, I’ve made my decision. I’m going, and that’s that. Ah…had my fingers crossed…AHHHHHHH! (Max pulls the cord)
An award, you never mentioned an award!
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
answering machine: You have no messages. 1) Hmmmm. That’s odd. Better check the outgoing message. Outgoing message: If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!!. If you want to fax me, press the star key.
Any calls? You have no messages! Odd.
Are you having a Holly Jolly Christmas? WRONG-O
Aren’t you gonna cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray?!
Be as ever so (slicks back his hair)heiness…there’s no place like hoooome.
Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home. First floor, factory rejects!!
Blast these christmas songs! they’re joyful and triumphant!
Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.
Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!
BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! di di head
But how? I mean… in what way?
children these days, so desencitised bymovies and television.
Cindy) Thanks for saving me!
Grinch) *stops in his tracks and turns around* Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged my dear! *grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping her up* Hold still….Max pick out a bow!…can I use your finger for a second?
denial is expected looking into the face of PURE EVIL!!….a perfect sign of the HEEBEE JEEBEEZ!!!!
Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.
Did I have a crush on the grinch? Well, of course not!!! 2. I didn’t ask you that.
Dis is NOT pudding…WHAT IS IT?!
Don’t ya know not to take things that don’t belong to you?! What are you, some kind of wild animal?!
Doubt! Another unmistakable sign of the HEEBIE JEEBIES!!!!
Dudes: DAD!
Lou Lou Who: What happened to you two?!?!
Dudes: IT WAS…THE GRINCH!
(All town business stops, cars crash.)
All: THE GRINCH?!
Grinch: Whaddya want?! I mean..Uhm…THE GRINCH?! OH NO!
Lou Lou Who: I’m sure it wasn’t the grinch. I’m sure they were just out defacing public property or something like that.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: Oh, thank goodness!
Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it! 4 o’clock: wallow in self pity. 4:30: stare into the abyss. 5 o’clock: solve world hunger (tell no one). 5:30: jazzercise. 6:30: dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again! 7 o’clock: wrestle with my self loathing. I’m booked! Course if I bump the loathing to 9 I can still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear!
Evening folks!
Fat boy’s almost finished. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year and he never catches any flak for it! Probably moved up there to avoid the taxes…
Grab a bag, Max! We’ll come back for the rest later. Of course, when I say ‘we’, I mean ‘you’.
Grinch) *eats a bottle* Am i just eating because I’m bored?
Grinch) BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITED
The Big DC) di di head
Grinch) Halt! (stops little car) Evenin’, folks, mind if I grab a ride? Might wanna scootch over a bit…(they scream and run away)
Grinch: And for the rest of you: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain mail, eviction notice, jury duty, ju, yeh, yeh, yeh!!
Grinch: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain mail, eviction notice, jury duty, juuu, juuu, yeah!
Grinch: Maz! Fetch my cloak! I’ve had it up to here with these whovanile delinquents. So they wanna get to know me do they? They wanna spend some quality time with the grinch!? *spins around* I guess I could arrange a little something…*Evil maniacle crazy grin spreads across from eye to eye*
Grinch: The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there–and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. Four o’clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!
Grinch: Were gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m going to throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop! Hee-Hee Whew! Almost lost my cool there.
Hello? (Echo) Hello? (Grinch) How are you? (echo) How are you? (Grinch) I asked you first! (echo) I asked you first! (Grinch) Oh! That’s reeeeeeally mature; saying EXACTLY what I say! (Echo) Oh! That’s reeeeeeally mature; saying EXACTLY what I say! (Grinch) I’m an idiot! (echo) You’re an idiot! (Grinch whispering) Alright fine! I’m not talking to you anymore! In fact, I’m going to whisper! So then by the time my voice reverbrates off the wall and gets back to me, I won’t be able to hear it! (echo) You’re an idiot! (Grinch breaks and eats the glass bottle) (Grinch) Am I just eating, because I’m bored?
Hey kids! You see this saw? Take it and run with it!
Hey kids, here’s a present for ya! (Hands them a saw) Make sure to run real fast with it now! Showtime come on move, move, move!
Hey, honey! Our baby’s here! He looks like your boss.
hold on hotdog!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE GRINCH’S LAIR! THE NERVE! THE AUDACITY! THE UNMITTIGATED GALL!
I asked for 3/4 not 5/8!! Stay focused!!
I myself am having some yuletide doubts!
I think you need a time-out.
I think you need a timeout!
I’ll go in allow them to adore, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and I’m out of there.
i’m a girl
i’m gonna throw up and then die!
If we’re lucky she’ll be scarred for life.
If You So Much As Leave One Syllable ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.. if you’d like to fax me press the star key
In fact, now I’m going to whisper so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and comes back to me…I won’t be able to hear it.
YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
it’s because i’m green isn’t it!
It’s not a dress, it’s a kilt! Sicko!
Its Because im green isnt it
Its not a dress! its a kilt! SICKO!
lets cheak the out going? if you even utter as much as on word i will HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH..if you want to fax me, press the star key
Max! Ugh..Help me! I’m…feeling!!! *Starts wailing like a baby* I’m all toasty inside…and I’m leaking!
MAX!!!! help me! I’m……FEELING!
Max, fetch me my cloak!
Mayor) It’s that special time of the year…the Cheermeister’s ride in the Chair of Cheer!
Grinch) Chair of Cheer?!?! You didn’t tell me about the Chair of Cheer!
Cindy Lou) Please, Mr. Grinch please?
Grinch) No really I couldn’t, it’s too much too soon! I…ah! *thrown into the chair* What? What are you doing!? I’ll get a lawyer! There’ll be HELL to pay!
My schedule is booked….let’s see here…4PM Wallow in self pity…4:30PM Stare into the abyss….5PM Solve world hunger….tell NOONE…5:30 Jazzercize…..6:30 Dinner with myself…I CAN’T cancle that one again….7PM Examine self-loathing…well, I could move self-loathing to 9PM and still have time to make it….but what would I WEAR?!???!
Nice girl. Baaaaaaaaaaad judge of character.
NOOOOO! I’ve started speaking in RHYME!
Of ALLLL the audacity!!!! The unmitigated GALLLL!!!
OH NO! i’m speaking in Rhhymez!! AHH! BLAST U WHOS!! …year after year i’ve put up with it now… i must stop this Christmas from coming… but how? …….i mean.. in what way? BLAH!
OH THE HUMANITY!
OHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! UMMMMMMMMMM! Thats it I’m going…
On, Crasher! On, Thrasher! On, Vomit and Blitzkrieg!
One man’s compost is another man’s potpourri.
ooooo Bleeding hearts of the world unite
Please. Fleas before beauty.
QUOTE I’ll go in, allow them to adore me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and I’m out of there. But what if it is all a cruel trick, what if theres’ a cash bar.
Santa BYE BYE!
Slunk.
SUFFLIN SNORKLEBLACKS! THERE RELENTLESS!!!
Taxi! Hey, taxi! (taxi speeds by without stopping) It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?
TAXI! It’s because I’m GREEN, isn’t it?!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels goooooooooooooooooood.
that was suppsed to be *totally* desencitised by movies and television.
That’s what it’s all about isn’t it? that’s what it’s alway’s been about! Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts; and you wanna know what happens to your gifts they all come to me in your garbage you see what i’m saying in your garbage!
The Grinch slunk to the ice box. SLUNK said the Grinch
The presents! they’ll be destroyed! And i care! What is the deal?!
Then there is something i cannot stand at least, OH NO!! IM SPEAKING IN RYHME, AHHH! BLAST YOU WHO’s I must stop this whole thing, Why i put up with it for 53 years now, but how, uh i mean in what way?
Uh-oh! Somebody’s FABULOUS!!!!
We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, then I’m gonna die! MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!!
WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! I’M GONNA THROW UP THEN, I’M GONNA DIE!!!
What are you smilling at, Ruldolph?
WHAT IS THE DEAL!?!?!??!
What one man’s sludge is another man’s potpourri. (dog barks) I don’t know, it’s some sort of soup.
Woo-hoo! The fire of love!
Wrongo!
Yes! Down a size and a half………and this time, I’m gonna keep it off.
You hunk of burnin’ Who!
You look FABULOUS!!!!!
You’re an eight year old with a beard!!!
[Martha May]: Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Why, of course not!!; [Cindy Lou]: I didn’t ask you that.; [Martha May]: Oh… Right.
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u all repeat urselves alot n most of those r wrong jus to let ya kno
its because im green isnt it