1. I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see!
2. I see MYSELF walking out that door!!
3. Yeah! Me too!!
All right now, on the double here. I want this guy. The suspect is three-foot-one inches tall. Three-foot-two, thank you. You heard me. He’s armed. That means he’s got a weapon, right? That also means he’s dangerous. What? EXTREMELY dangerous! Shoot to KILL! (gulp) Let’s move it out, come on!
Beverly: Let him go! He’s my boyfriend!!
Guy in diner: That’s disgusting!
Beverly: Look, they’re laughing at you! And they’ve got Mr. Code-Key!
Dark Over-Lord: :::growls:::
Beverly: Oh, my God.
Chinese Chef: One, Two!
Howard: WAIT A MINUTE! JENNING! Look! I warned you! HERE HE COMES!
Every duck has his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line.
Howard The Duck: I’ll bite your face. You’re a dead man, Ginger!
Ginger Moss: What are you talking about?
Howard The Duck: SPACE RABIES!!!!!
Ginger Moss: Ritchie, is that a real disease?
Ritchie: I don’t know, Ginger. I heard something about that on the news.
Howard The Duck: That’s right! SPACE RABIES! Now, one bite, its agonizing death in fifteen seconds! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Howard: I can’t swim!!
Phil: Whoever heard of a duck who can’t swim?
Howard: Shut up and save me!!
No one laughs at a master of Quack-Fu!
On my planet, we don’t say die, we say KILL!
She took my eggs.
You cannot comprehend the evil which is about to be released on your planet
You know…hostility is like a psychic boomerang.
-Waitress
You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Duckie?
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