#1) Dad! #2) What?! #1) Dad! #2) What!? #1) Head for the fireplace
#1) Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father’s eyes. #2) And my mother’s ears, but the rest belongs to you. #1) Sounds like the best parts have already been spoken for.
#1) That doesn’t look like a library. #2) It looks like a converted church.
#1)I Told YOU!!…… (Fires machine Gun at guards) ….Don’t Call me Junior! #2) Look At what you’ve done, ..I can belive what you’ve done
#1)I Told YOU!!…… (Fires machine Gun at guards) ….Don’t Call me Junior! #2) Look at you’ve done, ..I can belive what you’ve done
#1: Dr. Jones? #2 & #3: Yes?
#1: Ha! You dolt! You think my son would be stupid enough bring my diary here? (pause) You didn’t, did you? (pause) You Didn’t, did you?
#2: Dad, I…
#1: You DID!
‘X’ marks the spot.
(1)Dad I came here to save you. (2) Oh yeah and whose going to save you Junior. (1) I told you dont call me Junior
(1)How did you know she was a Nazi? (2)She talks in her sleep.
(Indy in Irish accent)…about time! Did ya plan to leave us standin on the doorstep all day?! We’re drenched! …ACHOOOOO!…Look, I’ve gone and caught a sniffle!
(offers him water.) I would rather spit in your face, but seeing as how I haven’t got any spit…(takes canteen)
– What does the diary tell you that it doesnt tell me……????
– It tell me that goose stepping morons like yourself , should try reading books instead of burning them……!!!!!
— what does the diary tell you that it doesnt tell us??? huh? what???— it tells me that goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!!!!
-Care to wet your whistle marcus?
-I’d rather spit in your face, but since i havn’t gotton any-
…Next week Egyptology starting with the excavation of Nucrates in 1885, I’ll be in my office if anybody has any questions.
1 puts hand around 2’s throat..1)All I have to do is squeeze. 2)All I have to do is scream.
1) He was tring to kill us! 2) Happens to me all the time.
1) I came here to save you. 2) Oh yeah, and who’s going to save you, Junior? 1) I told you…shoots Nazis!…DON’T call me JUNIOR!
1) I didn’t know you could fly a plane. 2) Fly, yes. Land, no.
1) I liked the Austrian way better. 2) So did I.
1) They’re trying to kill us. 2) I know, Dad. 3) This is a new experience for me. 4) It happens to me all the time.
1) Those men are trying to kill us! 2) I know that!! 1) I’m sorry, this is a new experience for me. 2) *Hmmph*! Happens to me all the time!
1)Are we hit? 2)More or less. Son, I’m sorry–they got us.
1)Are you crazy? I said don’t go between ’em! 2)You said go between them!
1)Dad? 2)What? 1)Daaad? 2) What?! 1) DAD?!! 2) WHAT?!!!
1)He has chosen….poorly
2)You have chosen….wisely
1)I knew it was you. You have your father’s eyes. 2)And my mother’s ears. All the rest belongs to you. 1)It seems that all the good parts are spoken for.
1)I’m sorry, I thought you were one of them. 2)They come in through the doors, dad!
1)Junior 2)I said….Don’t call me Junior! 3)Look what you did! I can’t believe what you did!
1)This is the second time I’ve had to reclaim my property from you. 2)It belongs in a museum! 1)So do you!
1)What’s this?
2) Ark of the Covenant.
1) Are you sure?
2) Pretty sure.
1)Who gives a DAMN what you think?!? 2)You do!
1)Why don’t you try my father? 2)We have. Your father is the man who’s disappeared.
1)You came back for the diary? Why? 2)My father didn’t want it insinerated!
1. How does one get off this thing?! (falls) 2. Where’s Marcus?
1. Leave me alone. I don’t like fast women. 2. And I hate arrogant men.
1.What did you find, Dad? 2.Me? Illumination.
1: How did you know she was a Nazi? 2: Hmm? 1: How did you know she was a Nazi? 2: She talks in her sleep.
1: I thought you were on of them
2: Dad, they come in through the door
1: That belongs in a museum! 2: So do you!
1.Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Whaaaaa!!! 2. Got lost in his own museum, huh.
They’re trying to kill us!I know Dad!This is a new experience for me!Yeah? It happens to me all the time…
Are you kidding? This is Marcus we’re talking about. He got lost in his own museum…
A Nazi stooge like you?
Ah, Venice.
Ahh…Venice.
And if you’re Scotland Yard then I am Mickey Mouse!
Archeology is the search for fact, not truth.
Blonde German woman: You have your father’s eyes. Man: …and my mother’s ears. But the rest belongs to you…
But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an I.
But, in latin… Jehova starts with an I…
Care to wet your whistle Marcus? MARCUS: I’d rather spit in your face! But then, since I haven’t got any spit…
DAD! 11’O’CLOCK!
(looks at watch)…What happens at 11’o’clock?!
Dad…we’re WELL out of range *BOOM*
DAD: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne – Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky.
Dad: Those men are trying to KILL us! IJ: I KNOW, DAD! Dad: This is all a new experience for me. IJ: Happens to me all the time.
Does anyone here speak English. Or even Ancient Greek
Does anyone understand a word I’m saying?
DON’T CALL ME JUNIOR!!
Don’t call me Junior. My name is Indiana.
We named the dog Indiana.
don’t call me junior…
Don’t trust anyone
Dr.Jones, I knew it was you. You have your fathers eyes.
And my mothers ears, but the rest belongs to you.
I see the best parts are already spoken for.
Elsa: It’s ours Indy! Yours and Mine!
Indy: Elsa, don’t cross the Seal. The Knight warned us not to take the Grail from here.
Elsa: We have got it come on!
Indy: Elsa! Elsa, don’t move!
Every body’s lost but me
Everyone’s lost but me!?
Father in back seat: I didn’t know you could fly a plane. 2) Fly – yes! Land – No!
Find the man, and you’ll find the grail.
flying…yes…landing…no ???
Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.
He chose poorly
He chose poorly.
He chose… poorly
he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.
Henry Jones Sr: Those people tried to killl us.
Indy: I KNOW DAD!
Henry: It’s a new experience for me.
Indy: It happens to me all the time.
Henry Jones: I didn’t know you could fly a plane!
Indiana Jones: Fly – yes, land – no.
Henry the pen. My friend don’t you see, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Henry: I’m as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones: Dad, I was the next man!
How dare you kiss me!!
I always find that if I sit down, a solution presents itself!
I find that if I sit down a minute and relax, a solution always presents itself….
I made that up. You know Marcus. He got lost once in his own museum.
I should have mailed it to the Marks brothers!
I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers…..!!!!!!
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne____*Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky*
I thought I’d lost you, boy!
I told you…don’t call me Junior!
I was the next man!
I’ll think of something.
I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up.
I’ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
If you’re a scottish Lord, I am Mickey Mouse!
Indy – Sala!!! I said no camels, that’s 5 camels!!!
Sala – Sorry, Indy! Compensation for my brother in-laws car.
Indy: Dont call me junior! My name is Indiana.
Dad: We named the dog Indiana
Indy: I got a lot of fond memories of that dog…… :)
Indy: Elsa. Don’t Elsa. Elsa. Give me your other hand honey I can’t hold you! Elsa: I can reach it… I can reach it…
Indy:(Kisses Elsa), Elsa:How dare you kiss me(kisses Indy), Indy:Leave me alone….I don’t like fast women(kisses Elsa), Elsa:And I hate Arrogent men(as she sucks on his ear), Indy:Ahh, Venice
Is everyone lost but me?
jones sr: Junior?
Indy: Yes sir.
jones: It is you junior.
Just like your father — giddy as a school boy.
Listen. Since I’ve met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We’re caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I’m sure, I’m going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
Look at what you did!__ I can’t believe what you did!
Look what you did! I can’t believe what you did!
Look–three, three. Seven, seven. Ten,…ten. Where’s the ten?
Marcus Brody would get lost in his own museum.
May he who illuminated this, illuminate me.
Mr. Havlok? Anybody? …Everyone’s lost but me.
Nazi: What does it tell you that it doesn’t tell me? 2) It tells me goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!
Nazis! I hate those guys!
Nazis. I hate Nazis.
no ticket
No ticket!
No ticket! (All passengers hold up their tickets quickly)
Now is the time to ask yourself, what you believe.
Now that’s the cup of a carpenter.
Oh God…I’ve lost him…I never told him anything…
Only in a leap from the Lion’s Head will he prove his worth.
Only the healing powers of the Grail can save your father now.
Only the penatant man will pass.
Only the penitent man will past…penitent man…penitent man. The penitent man is humble before God…humble before God…kneel!
Our situation has not improved.
Penitent man is humble….penitent man kneels before God (gasp) KNEEL!!!
Petroleum! i should sink a well down here and retire.
Petroleum. I should put a well down here and retire.
Sala! I said no camels…that’s FIVE camels…can’t you count?
Sallah! I said no camels! That’s FIVE camels!
SLAP….. That’s for blasphemy.
Ten! X marks the spot.
The floor’s on fire–see. And the chair.
The healing power of the Grail is the only thing that can save your father now. It’s time to ask yourself what you believe.
The hell you will. He’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs.
The Roman numerals.
This is intolerable.
Uhhh, does anyone here speak English or perhaps ancient Greek? Water? Oh no thank you fish make love in it.
Water? No thank you, fish make love in it.
We don’t follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot.
We named the DOG Indiana.
We’re Pilgrims in an unholy land…
What about the boat? We’re not taking the boat?
What does the diary tell you that it doesn’t tell us? It tells me this, that goosestepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of BURNING THEM!
Why are you sitting there resting when we’re so near the end?
WOMAN (points to picture on wall): So what’s that?MAN: The Ark of the Covenant.WOMAN: Are you sure?MAN: Pretty sure.
Yes, this is a castle, and we have many tapestries; but if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
You call THIS archaeology?!
You call this archaeology??!
You have chosen wisely
You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean that you have to like it.
You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.
You’re meddling with powers you can’t possibly comprehend.
Your the slime of humanity.
[Tagline]____ Have the adventure of your lives keeping up with the Joneses!
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