Alice is the good one, Eleanor is the bad one, and I’m the one who gets off the hook.
Every time an Abbott girl gets her period they throw some kind of party.
I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there’s no way I’m gonna let you screw your way into mine.
I like your sideburns.
Keep your poor-boy dick out of my daughters.
My brother and I were born strangers.
There are different kinds of love darling, some people you love no matter what, and others you love if the situation is right, to me the best kind of love is the no matter what kind…Im a cheap drunk
Unfortunatly life is not a cafateria.
You do realise that you may be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns?
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