#1)Shit. This dude got dogs. I don’t do dogs. I had a … real bad experience, man. #2)What happened? #1)I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE.
(A fter blowing up a van) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
–Don’t spend it. Invest.
–In what?
–In gold.
–I am going to New York tomorrow morning at 6 a.m.
–Pity.
–But that still gives us fours hours to kill.
–You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir?
–Yes, I used a machine gun.
–You’re not very bright, are you?
–No.
–Perfect.
…*No, it wasn’t about emotion. It was about a lot of gold, and i wanted it.*
..Don’t mess with Ukrainians!..
1) 27 million dollars 2) say it again 1) 27 million dollars 2) say it again 1) 27 milliion dollars
1) This dude’s got dogs. I don’t do dogs….I, I had a bad experience. 2) What happened? 1) I had a bad experience. Dammit, I’m deaf.
1)Steve, the garbage men are not in position. 2)No, but they’ll be here. Hey, who got you the beekeepers in Budapest?
1)What happened to your hand? 2)I punched Steve. 1)How come you get to punch him and I don’t?
1. I don’t want him killed, just given a good going over. 2. I know exactly what you mean Mr Bridger.
1. Now come on fellas, you wouldn’t hit a bloke with no trousers on would you?
2. Alright Charlie, put your trousers on.
1. Shall we synchronise our watches Charlie?
2. Nuts to your watches. Put your gloves on!
1. What do you mean written orf?
2. A series of accidents sir.
1. You just blew the element of surprise. 2. (punches him) Surprised?
1. You must have shot an awful lot of tigers Sir.
2. Yes, I used a machine-gun.
1.Charlie Croker, I am dead. 2. Hello Roger.
1: Becky. Wonder what she calls the other one… 2: And it is such a mystery why you don’t have a girlfriend.
Iam the Napster!
Put a leash on your cat.
I trust everyone — I just don’t trust the evil inside them.
I’m fineYou know what ‘fine’ stands for, don’t you? Freaked out, insecure, neurotic and emotional.
And me…I listened to Jonh Bridger’s advice. I found someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, and I never let go.
Baby, go relax.
Big. Big.
California Soul.
Charlie Croker: Don’t you want to see what’s inside?
Stella: Absolutely!
Charlie Croker: You’ve got no imagination. You couldn’t even decide how to spend 35 million dollars on your own. You had to get what everybody else wanted.
Charlie, me in the front with my asthma?
Cop: Don’t you want to look inside?
Stella: I never look inside.
Damn they got dogs. I don’t do dogs…I had a bad experience. What? I HAD a BAD experience. Dammit! Im deaf!
Do not be messing with me right now. I will kick your ass.
Don’t break my heart. You told me you were through.
Don’t give me that right right and wrong crap because I just don’t give a fuck.
Find someone you want to spend the rest of you’re life with, then hold on forever.
Find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. And hold on to her forever.
fine
Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I use a machine gun.
Gentlemen, we must assume they are here.
Get back! Get back!
get in get out get even
Get the wheels in line. Get the wheels in line!
Good evening, Mr. Bridger.
Goodbye, Mr. Bridger.
Handsome Rob
Handsome Rob1-*It’s either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic… you’ve got an average of 32 minutes and a top time of 50. But if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in 14 minutes.*
Hang on a minute lads. I’ve got a great idea…….
Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea.
He said he called it Napster because of his nappy hairstyle, it’s not true, it’s because he took it from me while I was NAPPING!
Heartbreaker.
Here’s what I know man, never trust mother nature, mothers in law, or mother freakin’ Ukrainians!
How are you?…fine…you know what fine stands for?…freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional…
How come you get to punch him?!?!?!?
How many times i gotta tell ya? I trust everybody, it’s the devil inside them i don’t trust.
Hurry up,Dominic
i am the real napster
I could eat a horse!
I could eat a horse.
I do think you might make an effort to keep up with the others.
I don’t do dogs. Why? I had a bad experience.
I feel so optimistic.
I had a bad experience!
I hope he likes spagetti, they serve it four times a day in Italian prisons !
I trust everyone, It’s the devil inside them I don’t trust.
I trust everyone, it’s the devil within them I don’t trust
I trust everyone. Just don’t trust the devil inside them.
I trust you,just not the devil inside of you.
If i leaned anything in life, it is to not mess with mother nature, not with mother in lwas, and not with motherfuckin Oekraniers!
If you don’t come back with the goods, Nelly here will turn in her grave and likely as not jump right out of it and kick yer teeth in.
If you want time, buy the magazine
im gonna get a stereo system so loud its gonna blow women’s cloths off!
In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.
It’s a long walk back to England Mr Croker, and it’s, THAT way.
It’s a question of prestige.
it’s not that i don’t trust people, i don’t trust the devil inside them.
It’s the getaway that can get us caught.
John Bridger: There are two kinds of thieves. People who steal to enrich their lives, and people who steal to define their lives.
John: I trust everyone! its the devil inside them i don’t trust!
Jump Off.
Just think of it. A city in chaos…A smash-and-grab raid…And four million dollars through a traffic jam.
Keats? I think we better arrange a funeral.
Leave the beer, leave the beer.
Left Ear: He got dogs, I don’t do dogs… I had a bad experience.
Charlie Croker: What happened?
Left Ear: I had a bad experience, man… I’M deaf!
Look straight ahead and keep going.
luke died on me a couple of years ago
Lyle: And then he’s just the media darling… He’s on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of wired magazine. you know what he said? he said he named it Napster because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, It’s because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn’t even graduate.
Handsome Rob: I think it’s time to move on, don’t you? They shut him down, I wish they would do the same to you.
Lyle: I am The Napster!
Lyle: I’m gonna get a stereo system with speakers so loud they blow women’s clothes off
Lyle: You’ll never shut down the real Napster
Lyle: [after realizing how much money they have stolen] Woo! Yeah!
[pauses]
Lyle: I got the Holy Spirit… get on it… it’s a good train!
Lyle: [impersonating Handsome Rob and girl] You’re not very bright are you?
[Girl’s voice]
Lyle: [giggles] No.
[Handsome Rob’s voice]
Lyle: Perfect.
Make it work, Charlie!
MONEY.
Never underrate the English, they’re not as stupid as they look.
Nobody move.
On Days Like These.
One more thing. Just remember this. In this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road.
One more word out of you….
PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!
Put your foot down, put your foot down, we’ll lose them easy.
She’s a big woman you know.
Skinny Pete: There’s three things you don’t trust; mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians!
So i says to this guy,i says guy
sory your fidge is broken
Stella: I don’t go out with strange men. I just met you 5 minutes ago.
Steve: What, I’ll just have to sabotage my cable till we get to know each other better?
Stella: I trust everyone. It’s the devil inside the person I don’t trust.
Stella: I’m fine.
Charlie Croker: You know what fine stands for: Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.
Stella: You know this was never about the gold.
Steve: What ever helps you sleep at night sweetheart.
[Stella punches Steve]
Stella:what did u do to ur hand?
Charlie:I punched steve.
Stella:Now how come you get to punch Steve and i couldnt?!
Steve: Where the fuck is my truck?
Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
[Charlie punches Steve]
Charlie Croker: Surprised?
Surprised? It’s over when I say it’s over.
Take me to my tailor.
The Chinese are giving Fiat four million dollars in gold as a down payment on a car plant they’re constructing near Peking.
The got dogs. I don’t do dogs. I had a bad experience. What? I had a bad experience. Dammit I’m deaf!
The professor is in charge of all matters relating to the Turin computer.
The Self-Preservation Society.
The weight of the gold is pulling us over the edge.
There’s two types of thieves in this world. Those who steal to enrich their lives. And those who steal to define their lives. Do be the later.
They went that-a-way.
They’ve got the safe in the boat!
This car belongs to the Pakinstani ambassador.
This is a foreign job to help with this country’s balance of payments.
Trust everyone, just don’t trust the devil inside them.
Try putting your foot down Tony.
Typical. I’ve been out of jail five minutes, and already I’m in a hot car.
We Are The SELF PRESAVATION SOCIATY
we both got our cards and i came up on top, now if you start the game up again, thats fine…
We can’t go around here all day.
We need an expert in computers.
We still our baby, and get the hell out of here! It’s our only chance before it gets shipped out next week! Let’s Do It!
We take our baby, and get the hell out of here! It’s our only chance before it gets shipped out next week! Let’s Do It! It’s Ours Now!
We won, din’t we?
We’re about to do a job in Italy. And the only way we’re gonna do it is by working together and that means doing everything I say.
We’re in Italy, speak English.
We’ve lost the convoy.
Well, gentlemen, it’s a long walk back to England, and it’s that way.
Good morning.
Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons.
What is that? What does he say to them? Hi, my name’s Handsome Rob. Oh, hi, my name’s Becky, but it’s written right here on my shirt. Listen I’m gonna need your truck and your shirt. Oh, ok, would you like my virginity, too? If it’s on the menu. Say, you’re not too bright, are you? No. Perfect.
Whatever makes you sleep at night…
When the collapse comes, they can depend on the government? I don’t think so.
YES!!!! uhhh… I’ve got the holy spirit! It’s a great train, everyone should ride!
You just blew the one thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
You’ll never shut down the real Napster!
You’ll never shut down the real Napster.
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
You’ve got no imagination. You couldn’t even decide how to spend 35 million dollars on your own. You had to get what everybody else wanted.
[Lorna on stealing the ambassadors car] I only wanted you to come out in style, baby!
{sitting in the car in the parking area in the cable company}
Handsome Rob: Here! Here we go. Cable Chic.
Lyle: [looking through a camera at a girl] Huh Becky! Wonder what she calls the other one?
Handsome Rob: And it’s such a mystery why you don’t have a girlfriend, Lyle.
Lyle: So all we need is a service truck like that one and a work shirt like hers. do you tink Stella can pull it off?
Handsome Rob: i have my doubts. But there’s no telling Charlie about that.
Lyle: (talking with a french accent) You think he’s mixing business and pleasure?
Handsome Rob: He should knows better. Only I’m allowed to do that.
Lyle: Right! Where are you going?
Handsome Rob: Work shirt and service truck.
Lyle: Are you kidding me? How does he do that? What does he say?
(being Handsome Rob) Hey how are you doing?
(being Becky) Oh I’m good!
(being Handsome Rob) Oh nice to me you. I’m Handsome Rob and you are?
(being Becky) I’m Becky but it’s written on my shir.
(being Handsome Rob) Listen I’ll need your shirt and your truck
(being Becky) Perfect I’ll give you both of them. Will you like my vriginity too?
(being Handsome Rob) If it’s on the menu
(being Becky) I’m so witty why don’t you take adbantage of me!
(Being Handsome Rob) your not to bright are you?
(Being Becky) no
(Being Handsome Rob) Perfect!
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