Julie:They’ll believe it because it’s their worst nightmare, Elizabeth Purr the very picture of teenage perfaction obilterated by pervertion.
Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside
You sopke of ammo, ammunition if I’m coreect.
…And even if we did, we would never eat out of a brown paper bag.
…everybody loved Liz. Not because she was beautiful and popular and smart and rich- she was all those things. But mostly because…she was sweet. Courtney ruled with terror, Liz ruled with kindness…she was the Princess Di of Reagan High and that pist Courtney off.
…It’s a shame about what happened to Liz….that was no way to wake up on your 17th birthday.
…maybe im addicted, im out of control, but your the one that keeps me from dying…
i love you Brian Sampson…you are in my lonely heart always…i will be waiting with open arms…God bless you B.S. i love you…con mi corazon…Amanda Jungles
1 is for bitch 2 is for witch pop it marci!!!
1) AHHH!!!!
2)What?
1) She looked at me. I swear to God she looked at me!
2) Her eyes are open. She’s bound to look somewhere. My God Marcie, she’s dead. Relax
1) I made you…and I can destroy you 2) Good idea, kill me like you killed Liz
1) I say we should put her back in bed 2) We can’t just put her back in bed. 3) Why not? 4) Well for one thing she’s got a jawbreaker stuck in her throat! 5) We can get it out. I have eye lash curler.
1) I say…we should put her back in bed 2) We can’t put her back in bed 3) why not? 4) well for one thing she’s got a jawbreaker stuck in her throat! 5) maybe she was practicing…..and she swallowed!
1) I wish I had friends who did this for me on MY birthday!
2) Yeah! Right! You’d have us KILLED!
3) Legally maimed, my dear!
1) Listen bitch, one word and you’re over, I mean that.
2) I’m not scared of you anymore Courtney.
3) We saw you, we all know you did it.
4) No one will ever believe you!
5) Ask Fern, ask Marcie…We saw everything.
6) Fucking liar.
7) One word, and you parish, I promise you that…Toodles.
1) Look Marc,It’s Terms of Endearment- Part 3!
2)Yeah, but this time the boyfriend’s gay. And the rest of the cast SUCKS!
1) Oh my god…Courtney found some poor man to have sex with on Liz’s bed and made it look like rape! C’mon we gotta go! 2) Where are we going? 1) We’re bringing that bitch down!
1) one is for bitch, two is for witch! POP IT MARCAAAY! (trunk opens) 2)Oh god, what’s wrong with her 3) Courtney? What’s in her throat?2)Oh god..liz?! 1) I just didn’t want her to scream…. I though a (movie title) would be funny 2) You gagged her with a (movie title)!
1) sould I take her panties off? 2) rip em’!
1) Would you like to suck my big stick? 2) Ugh..you’re kinda sick.. 1) I said I could do with a little kink. Now suck it or see your dick the hell out!
1) You like it?
2) It’s okay.
1) Okay? There’s nothing kinky about ‘okay,’ now is there? Now I said, do you like it?
2) Mmmm…yeah…
1) Mmmm…you’re good at that….I should’ve known you are in the wrestling team
2) Hey man, fuck you!
1)Aaaah, no! 2) Oh my god! Julie is sitting at the reject’s table!
1. Exactly what you taught me.
2. I taught you to disrespect us?!
1. You taught me to rule!
1. Fern was a childhood name, but now as a senior I think Vylette sounds more appropriate. Can we keep that between us? 2. Of course.
1. Oh my God. 2. What? 1. She said it herself. They’ll believe it, because it’s their worst nightmare. Liz Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion.
1. People are not going to be pleased.
2. But they’ll understand.
1. No. You’ll understand.
1. Reality check, Marcy. I think there’s a certain announcement that needsd to be made.
2. Oh my God! Courtney, I am so sorry! 1. It’s OK, Marce. We can’t all be up to speed.
1. She looked right at me! 2. Her eyes are open. She ‘s bound to look somewhere.
1. She’s so stiff. 2. No more aerobics for this girl.
1. We heard you were the last person to see Liz Purr alive. That is like so cool. Okay, well bye!
1. Oh,you’ve got groupies. 3. I know ,aren’t they cute?
1. We heard you were the last person to see Liz Purr alive. That is like so cool. Okay, well bye!
2. Oh,you’ve got groupies. 3. I know ,aren’t they cute?
1.)Be nice girls. 2.)If I was friends with every Pam, Beth and Sherry just because they where nice, I’d have Noah’s FUCKING Ark in my phone book.
1.Don’t fool yourself. Deep down they know who you are, Fern.
2. My name is Violet. 1. Your name is whatever the fuck I want it to be!
1.I was watching Oprah today… 2. That must be the mom in you.
1. And you know what the topic was? 2. Club kids? 1. Is my child a follower.
1.Lifes a bitch, then you die. 2. No Courtney YOUR THE BITCH.
1.Never answer the phone after the first ring! What were you thinking Vylette?
2. Hi Courtney. 1. Are you on the other line? 2. No. 1. Good. When I talk, you listen. I don’t care if your little sister locked herself in the freezer, Courtney Shane is priority one.
A friend is someone who tells the truth no matter what. A true friend never lies.
And Miss Shayne, please cover your bosoms. This is a learning institute, not a brothel.
Aren’t we cocky? To bad you don’t have the cock part down.
Be nice girls!
Can You Say FREAK?
Courtney Shane: i have this gift, i can smell a lie
Courtney Shayne: Its over bitch!
Courtney, I’ve been meaning to tell you, you are to-die to-die!
Courtney: I wouldn’t be cought dead eating a greasy pizza because on some terrifing level there asscoiation that greasy pizza with your shiny face a zita a black-head a cluster of pores… ITs just another vexing stress that we dont need…
Courtney: It’s like Terms of Endearment Part III…except that the boyfriend’s gay.
Marcie: Yeah, and the rest of the cast SUCKS.
courtney: lifes a bitch then you die… Julie: no honey YOU’RE the bitch!!
COURTNEY:I am looking after us and I am saving your ass and
you shit on me
COURTNEY:I am looking after us and I am saving your ass and
you shit on me.
courtneys boyf: Dont go
Courtney: Dont Cum
Dane, let’s not perplex her. She’s had a trying day what with the trauma of switching schools and all.
Did you see your face?
Do you remember the Tiffany concert? I think we’re alone now, there doesn’t seem to be any one around.
Don’t worry, we’re not anorexic or anything–that’s reserved for the ‘Karen Carpenter’ table
Eat….shit…
Fern Mayo: How can she be so evil? She’s only in high school.
Courtney Shayne: I killed Liz, I killed them teen dream. Deal with it.
Courtney: We just lilled you best friend! Do you have any idea what that means?
Marcie Fox (Foxy): You’re a shoo-in for prom queen?
Courtney: I don’t believe we’ve met, what with the cruel politics of high school and all.
Julie: It’s just weird how time erases things.
Fern: Time doesn’t erase things. People erase things.
Julie: Yeah, People erase things.
Courtney: You know, There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.
Courtney: Her screams were muffled by the huge candy ball. She tried but there was nothing… only sugary sweet death.
Courtney: They’ll believe it because it’s their wort nightmare: Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection. Obliviated by perversion.
Courtney: I have this gift, I can smell a lie.
Fern: This is highschool, Detective Cruz. What is a friend anyway?
Detective Cruz: Someone that tells the truth no matter what. A true friend never lies.
Courtney: You like it?
Dane: It’s ok.
Courtney: Ok? There’s nothing kinky about ‘okay’ is there?
Courtney: I mean foods cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live, but the mereact of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatuation,defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection.
Courtney: your going to go in that school and strut your shit down that fucking hallway like everythings peachy fuckin kean
Everything is peaching fucking keen.
Courtney: I made you and I can break you just as easily.
Fern: Good idea, Kill me like you did Liz.
Courtney: What this hell do you think you are doing?
Fern: What you taught me!
Courtney: TO DISRESPECT US? I’ll fucking shred you you lil whore.
Fern: And I’ll tell a secret.
Julie: I’m going to get you!
Courtney: OHH! I’m petrified!
Fern: Hi, I’m Fern Mayo. As in ‘Hold the mayo’
Fern: Liz is the cat’s MEOW.
Courtney: Just remember: I made you and
Fern Mayo: She’s so evil and shes only in high school
Fern: First, I guess you need to know something bout…them, the beautiful ones, the flawless four. Everyone wanted to be them. You know ’em, they went to your school too. They totally ruled.
First you need to know something about them. The beautiful ones, the flawless four. Everyone wanted to be them, you know em, they went to your school too. They totally ruled. The one in the green, thats Courtney, she was like satan in heels. The blonde, Marcie Fox, a legend in her own little mind, known to herself as FOXY. Oh Oh, the leggy one with the pigtails is Julie, doomed to be popular because of that face. And because she was best friends with the one in the pink. Thats Liz Pur…she was special. Not only was Liz beautiful and popular and rich and smart, she was all of those things but most of all, she was sweet. Courtney ruled with terror but Liz, Liz ruled with kindness. She was like the Princess Di of Reagan High and that pissed Courtney Off. Liz was, well, she was perfect. It’s a shame about what happened to Liz, that was no way to wake up on your seventeenth birthday.
First, I guess you need to know something about them….the beautiful ones, the fabulous four, you know them, they went to your school too. The one in the middle, that’s Courtney Shane, she was the leader. She was like Satan in Heels. The blonde, Marcie fox, a legend in her little mind, known to herself as ‘Foxy’…oh, oh, the leggy one with the pig tails, that’s Julie, bound to be popular because of that face and because she was best-friends with the one in the pink….that’s Elizabeth Purr, she was special….
First, I guess you need to know something about them….the beautiful ones, the Flawless Four. You know them, they went to your school too. The one in the middle, that’s Courtney Shane, she was the leader. She was like Satan in Heels. The blonde, Marcie fox, a legend in her little mind, known to herself as ‘Foxy’…oh, oh, the leggy one with the pig tails, that’s Julie. Bound to be popular because of that face and because she was best-friends with the one in the pink….that’s Elizabeth Purr, she was special….
Food’s cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection.
For the first time in her pathetic life, people are giving her the time of day. The little whore’s milking it for all it’s worth.
FOXY:the color called demented,Courtney: mines called DEcayed, like our friendship with julie, DECAYED
g, word to your mother, spit on your croatch
God…tuna much?!
He’s in the drama club, so we can’t guarantee hetero status.
Her name is Violette. MY Violette…
Her screams were muffled by the huge candyball. She tried but there was nothing… only sugary sweet death.
How ’bout some public affection girls!?
How can she be so evil? She’s only in high school!
How can she be so evil? She’s only in high school!
I am not getting fucked because i was sweet enough to play a clever little prank on my girlfriend for her birthday! C: I’ll fucking shred you, you hore. F: and i’ll tell a secret. Jawbreaker, the name says it all it will break youre jaw. C: i made u and i can break you just as easily. F: good idea kill me like you did liz. The little hores milking it for all shes worth.
I don’t believe we’ve met, what with the cruel politics of high school and all.
I dont care if theres a fucking cullinary masterpiece in that bag
I killed Liz! I killed the teen dream! DEAL WITH IT!
I killed Liz, I killed the teen dream, deal with it.
I killed Liz,I killed the teen dream,Deal with it.
I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.
I made you and i can break you just as easily!
I mean food’s cool. It tastes good and you need it to live.
I saw salmon swimming upstream in those moles, spiderwebs, even sea monkeys!
I went through high school wearing nothing but pink, but then I changed, re-arranged, see demented, no seriously, the colours called demented.
It’s all about Vylette!
It’s called thinking on your toes. A must if you’re going to rule the school. I was thinking Fern, that’s a plant right? Well, I don’t know about you, but I would much rather be a flower. A Rose, too obvious. Never send a rose unless dyed black as a warning. And if one is sent to you, destroy it along with the sender. Emotionally of course. It’s not like we kill people… on purpose.
It’s over Courtney!
It’s over Courtney.
Jawbreaker. The name says it all. It’ll break your jaw. Pretty messed up name for a candy.
Julie: Hey Fern
Courtney and Marci: Its Vylette; learn it, live it, LOVE IT
Julie: You gagged her with a jawbreaker?!
Julie: You look really great fern.
Fern/Vylette: Thank you.
J: I just thought that you should know that Liz’s parents came home this morning.
Courtney: So?
J: So, I think we should tell someone.
C: There’s nothing to tell. I made cocksure of that last night.
J: What does that mean?
C: Why don’t you run along girls??… Listen bitch, you’re over, I mean that.
J: I’m not scared of you anymore, Courtney.
C: We all saw you. We all know you did it.
J: No one will ever believe you.
C: Ask Fern, ask Marcy. We saw everything.
J: You fucking liar.
C: One word, and you perish. Toodles. :)
Last year I wore pink every day. Now pink makes me puke. So I changed, rearanged, It’s demented. No really, the color is called demented.
Learn it, live it, LOVE IT!
Life is hard enough without added anxiety
Life’s a bitch and then you die. P2: No, you’re the bitch.
Lifes a bitch, then you die.
Marcie: (scream) she looked at me, i swear to god she looked at me! courtney: her eyes are open… shes bound to look somewhere.
marcie:(scream), she looked at me, i swear to god she looked at me! courney:her eyes are open…shes bound to look somewhere!
Marcie:i say we just put her back in bed, Julie:we cant just put her back into bed, Courtney:Why not?, Julie: Well for a start she’s got a jaw breaker stuck in her throat!, Marcie: We can get it out, i’ve got eye lash curlers
Miss Shane, please cover your bosoms. This is a learning institution, it’s not a brothel.
Oh don’t get me wrong, we’re not anorexic, that’s reserved for the Karen Carpenter table
Oh my god, stop it! It’s like she’s in here with us…alive…
Oh my god, that like, totally gave me the chills!
oh sweet liz,that was no way to wake up on your 17th birthday.
ok reality check Liz is in the trunk of our car. and she is dead now that is a sad, fucked up thing, but u are going to walk into that school and strut ur shit lik everything is peachy f***** keen!
Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen, get it.
Okay reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car and she’s dead, that is sad, fucked-up thing. But you’re gonna go in and strut your shit down the hall like if everything is peachy keen..get it…peachy fucking keen…
Okay?! There’s nothing kinky about okay, now, is there?
one is for witch,two is for bitch,pop it Marci!.
that is no 105 pounds.
relax,this is high school not broadway.
One’s for witch Two’s for bitch POP IT MARCY!
Peachy fucking keen!
people are not going to be pleased.
Pretty fucked up name for a candy, don’t you think?
Remember Liz, your bloated boo-boo?
rule bitch! but don’t forget who made you!
She’s so evil and she’s only in high school.
She’s so evil, and she’s only in high school!
Smile pretty courtney!
Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside.
Take her place.
Teacher: Crack the egg ever so gently, but with ample force. Goth Girl: Cool, You got a stillborn!
That is no hundred and five pounds.
Thats right, rule bitch but dont forget who made you.
The name says it all. It’ll break your jaw.
The name says it all. Iy’ll break your jaw.
Then rule, bitch! But don’t forget who made you.
there is nothing kinky about ok now is there.
They love to hete me.
This is high school Detective Cruz. What is a friend anyway?
This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend anyway?
Time doesn’t erase things, people erase things.
We could all learn something from the Fern Mayos of this world, now couldn’t we girls?
we don’t eat at lunch period Oh don’t get me wrong, we’re not anorexic, that’s reserved for the Karen Carpenter table Food’s cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection.
We just killed our best friend! Do you realize what this means? Person 2: That you’re a shoo-in for prom queen?
We never, ever eat during lunch period, do you understand me?
Who’s got the motherly voice?
You gagged her with a jawbreaker?!
You’re Fern Mayo, right? I’m Courtney Shayne. I don’t think we’ve officially met, what with the cruel politics of high school and all.
You’re sick Courtney!
You’re the shadow, we’re the sun.
Your ass is much to precious for vinyl.
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