…I have to take an awful, putrid asparagus piss…
Every girl you had a hard on for is going to be out there tonight.
I broke my dick coach
I don’t care what those pinko commies say ,there is winning and nothing else!You wanna lose ,then go to Russia.
I know I am a man and my asshole is exit only.
I want Johnny Walker to go to UCC.
I’m done talking to God, now I’m talking to you. God wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it.
I’m telling you Leo, I had such a groove in Texas. I vomited margaritas the whole way home.
Johnny: Coach, I think I broke my dick
Rub some dirt on it and get back in there
That’s no chihuahua!
thie boy and girl shit hurts
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