#1Just beacause your a parrish doesn’t mean you can hang around with my girlfriend.#2Whe’re just friends.#1Not anymore.Get’m.#2(punched in the eye)OOF.#1I got his bike.#2(geting up)JRERKS!(wipes his blood off)
#1You didn’t have to,I was going over to Billy’s to get it myself.#2I told Billy to stop picking on you.
#1{Throws game into lake}#2I’m sorry to forget what it’s like to be a gornup.#1Thats okay as long as we don’t forget eachother.#2Or judy and peter.Alan there’s something I’ve been wanting to do,and I’d better do it before I feel too much like a kid.{gives a kiss}.#1{giggles}
‘Don’t you ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.’
( Judy and Peter open up game after drums catch their attention )
Judy: Weird. They’re stuck.
( Peter takes out game two more game pieces, drops them, they move themselves into start position )
Judy: It’s gotta be microchips or something.
( reading instructions ) Jumanji: a game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token, doubles get another turn and the first player to reach the end wins.
Peter: You go first. ( hands Judy dice )
Judy: Okay. ( rolls dice, game piece moves itself )
Judy: ( reading circle ) A tiny bite/can make you itch/make you sneeze/make you twitch.
( three spider-sized mosquitoes fly through window and into loft, zooming straight toward Judy and Peter, Judy gets a tennis racket and tries to hit the mosquitoes out the window, hits one and the rest leave, Judy drops racket, Peter gets ready to roll )
Judy: ( trying to stop Peter from rolling ) DON’T! ( sighs, game piece moves itself )
Peter: ( reading circle ) This will not be an easy mission/monkeys slow the expedition.
( monkey chittering sound comes from kitchen, Judy and Peter go to investigate, a whole bunch of monkeys are there, one gets burned by the stove burner, some are breaking glasses, some are spilling cereal, some are throwing tomatoes and one is throwing knives at the open door from where Judy and Peter are watching, Peter looks at dice, both run up the stairs )
Judy: I bet those monkeys came from the game; the mosquitoes too.
( notices other side of instructions ) Uh-oh! I didn’t see this part. ( reads instructions ) Adventurers beware– ( door slams, Peter looks out window, monkeys are leaving house )
Judy: ( reads instructions ) Adventurers beware: Do not begin the game unless you intend to finish. The exciting consequences of the game will vanish only when a player has reached Jumanji and called out its name.
Peter: ( returns to game ) The monkeys are gone.
Judy: Good.
Peter: ( folds
(1): A little rain never hurt anybody.
(2): Yeah, but a lot can kill ya.
(2 knocks on 1’s door) 1) (calling through the door) Hello? 2) Can you help us? 1) Do you have an appointment? 2) N-no. We’re trying to find someone. 1) Well, Madame Serina can’t see anyone right now. 3) Well, maybe you can help us. 1) (opens the door a crack) What do you want? 3) We’re looking for someone who used to live here. 1) No, I’ve lived here my whole life. (1 slams the door) 2) Then, you must know Sarah Whittle! 1) (opens the door a crack again) What do you want with Sarah Whittle? 3) Sarah? 1) (starts to close the door, but 3 holds it open) No, I don’t go by that name anymore! 3) Sarah Whittle? 1) What do you want? 3) Twenty-six years ago, you played a game with a little boy down the street. A game with drums. 1) (she looks like she’s about to cry) How do you know that? 3) I was that little boy, Sarah. 1) (stunned) Alan. (she faints dead away) 4) You killed her!
(answers the phone) 1)Hello? 2)Judy, it’s Aunt Nora. Is everything okay? 1) Uh…(in a fake English accent) I’m sorry, dear. You have the wrong number. (hangs up)
1) (pointing a gun at 2) Aren’t you scared? 2) I’m terrified. But my father taught me you should always face what your afraid of. 1) (laughs) Good lad. You finally starting to act like a man. Any last words? 2) (quietly) Jumanji. 1) What? 2) Jumanji!
1) (seeing two monkeys go by on a motorcycle) You just saw two monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn’t you? 2) Yes. 1) Good girl.
1) (who hadn’t spoken a word since his parents died) Do you miss Mom and Dad? 2) (lying) No. 1) Liar. If you don’t cut that out, they’re gonna send you to a shrink. 2) Where do you think they’re gonna send you if you don’t start talking?
1) Alan, please don’t make me do this. This game, it’s ruined my life. 2) Ruined your life? (laughs) ‘In the jungle you must wait until the dice reads five or eight’. 1) I was a little girl. You disappeared. And then a bunch of bats surrounded me and chased me down the street. I was afraid. I had no one. I was all alone. 2) So was I. For twenty-six years, Sarah 1) Me, too.
1) It’s your turn. 2) It’s not my turn. 1) Who’s turn is it, then? 2) Sara Whittle.
1) You just say two monkeys go past on motercycle didn’t you ?!?! 2) Yeah 1) Good Girl !
1) You wrestled an alligator for me
1)…..and what happened to you was so awful- 2) Sarah, it was awful. It was awful. It was it really was. But, it was real. Real. 1) No, no, no! It was real, Alan. Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into itty, bitty little peices. 2) Sarah! Come on. My dad did that? My father would rarely hug me, let alone chop me up into little peices.
1)Are you from around here? 2)I was! But I’ve been in Jumanji!
1)Are you my little sister? 2)No. I’m Judy and he’s Peter. 1)Where’s Mom? Is Dad at the factory? 2)We live here now. 1)Where’s my mom and dad? 2)Are you…Alan Parrish?! 1)Yeah!
1)Can I help you? 2)I need some more of these. 1)You know they stopped making these in 1903. 2)Damn.
1)Do you miss Mom and Dad? 2)No. 1)Liar. If you don’t cut that out, they’re going to send you to a shrink. 2)Where do you think they’re going to send you if you don’t start talking?
1)Get off my car right now! 2)What year is it? 1)Well, it was brand new. 2)No! What year is it? 3)1995, remember?
1)GET OUT OF THERE!!! AHHH! (makes monkey noises) Monkeys. Monkeys! 2)Is he all right upstairs?
1)Judy! 2)What happened? 1)I thought I could finish the game. I only had ten spaces left! 2)’A law of the jungle has been broken, now you will slip back even more than your token’!
1)Maybe she’ll know where Sarah went. 2)Of course she’ll know where she went. She’s a psychic.
1)Our parents are dead too. They were in the middle east negotiating peace when– 2)Shut up.
1)Peter hasn’t spoken a word since it happened. 2)Oh my. I’m so sorry. How terribly awful. 1)It’s okay. We hardly even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing in San Moritz, gambling in Monte Carlo, safariing in the darkest Africa. We never even knew if they loved us. But when she Sheik’s yacht went down, they managed to write us a beautiful good bye note that was found in a champange bottle floating amongts the debris. (pretends to cry) Excuse me. (walks away laughing) 3) (annoyed) They were very devoted parents. It was a car crash in Canada.
1)So can you start right away? 2)Actually we were thinking of going on a skiing trip in Canada. 1 and 3) NOOO!
1)Uh oh! The game thinks I rolled! 2)What do you mean the game thinks?
1)What are you crazy? 2)Don’t ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever! Because everybody in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you got sucked into a board game.
1)What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass? 2)What happened to YOU? The Clampetts have a yard sale? What do you want? I’ve never shaved before.
1)You tried to cheat? 2)No! I tried to drop the dice so they’d land on 12! 1)Oh! Okay, well, that would be cheating.
1. What happened to you? Shave with a piece of glass? 2. What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale?
1. Don’t move!…Stand up!…What’s in your hand?!…Drop it! 2. (Drops dice)
1. HOLY SMOKES! JUDI AND PETER! 2. Allan, WAIT! It’s 1969, they don’t even exist yet.
1: A little rain won’t hurt anybody. 2: Yeah, but a lot can KILL ya.
[sinking in…something] Stop handing me things that fall apart!
A hunter from the darkest wild . Makes you feel just like a child .
A law of Jumanji having been broken,
You will slip back even more than your token
Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait, Til the dice read five or eight.
Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition.
Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken, you will set back more than your token.
Sarah Whittle: They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they’ll come after you.
Judy Shepherd: A tiny bit can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.
Peter Shepherd:His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste.
Alan Parrish: A hunter from the darkest wild, makes you feel just like a child.
Sarah Whittle: Every month at the quarter moon, there’ll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.
Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait, Til the dice read five or eight.
Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition.
Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken, you will set back more than your token.
Sarah Whittle: They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they’ll come after you.
Judy Shepherd: A tiny bit can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.
Peter Shepherd:His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste.
Alan Parrish: A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.
Sarah Whittle: Every month at the quarter moon, there’ll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.
Allen: STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!!!!
Blast!
Carl:do you have children a boy or a girl.
Do you know this man? Yes sir, he’s my….. uncle. Does he alway’s dress like that? Yeah, he’s a vegetarian!
Don’t be fooled , it isn’t thunder . Staying put would be a blunder .
Don’t move, or I’ll blow your blinkin’ brains out!
Don’t worry. I’ve done this before…once.
Don’t you ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.
Gun salesman: You’re not a postal worker, are you?
I knew she didn’t live here anymore. She’s probably married to Billy Jessup and living in a trailer park.
I’ve got it!…Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a wrench…Clue. (Chuckles)
I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares. Things you can’t even imagine. Things you can’t even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you’re not dessert. Afraid? You don’t even know what afraid is.
In the game you must wait, til the dice read five or eight.
In the jungle you must wait / ‘Til the dice read five or eight.
In the jungle you must wait / Till the dice read six or eight.
In the jungle you must wait until the dice reads five or eight!
In the jungle you must wait, till the dice read 5 or 8.
Is he alright upstairs?
Judy’s it’s me it’s your Aunt. Oh, I’m sorry dear, you have the wrong number! (English accent used in scene.)
Judy: Did you hear anything a little while ago
(peter shakes his head)
Peter: Do you miss mom and dad
Judy: No
Peter: If you don’t cut that out, their going to send you to a shrink
Judy: Where do you think their going to send you, if you don’t start talking
Judy: Don’t be fooled it isn’t thunder, staying put would be a blunder.
Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
judy: i’m going to a motel 6
aunt: oh, for heaven’s sakes.
Judy: ROLL!
[Peter rolls a 5]
Peter: 5.
[Game piece moves itself]
Peter: [reading circle] His fangs are sharp/he likes your taste/your party better move/poste haste.
Judy: I don’t like the sound of that.
[Tail plays piano keys]
Peter: Judy, someone’s in here.
[Paws slam on piano keys, making scary music, lion shows up]
Judy: It’s not real, Peter. It’s a hallucination.
Just becase your a parish doesn’t mean you can hang around with my girlfriend.
Maybe I don’t want to be who you are! Maybe I don’t want to ba a Parrish!
No no no, I spent 2000 hours of therapy trying to convince myself that that didn’t exist
No, no, no, it isn’t real, your father murdered you and chopped you up into little pieces!
Oh, thank you. No more banana leaves.
Our only chance is if we finish the game!
Peter: Aunt Nora!…It’s me Peter! Aunt Nora: (Screams)
Prepare to die parish
Put the dice in your mouth – and pooh!
Run! IT’S A STAMPEDE!!!
Sarah: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me. Alan: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg. Sarah: My mistake.
Sarah: Ignore him Peter. He’s a Libra
See the reason why you didn’t want to play?
Stop handing me things that come apart!
This won’t be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition
Van Pelt: I could’ve shot you ay any moment. Sarah: Then, why didn’t you? Van: You didn’t roll the dice, Allen did.
Wer’re just friends.
Whatta mean, the game thinks?
You didn’t want to play either??? Mr. We-Started-Something-Twenty-Six-Years-Ago-And-Now-We-Gotta-Finish-It!
you killed her!!!!
You’re almost there with much at stake, and now the ground begins to quake.
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