Movie Quotes from Karate Kid, The: Quotes from the movie Karate Kid, The

#1: But she’s blonde, isn’t she?
#2: Yeah, she’s got blonde hair…

#1: Hey look, the kid’s got a pet nip.
#2: You know any tricks, kid?

#1: Hey, who’s for warmin’?
#2: No, not me, Man. I’ll pass.
#3: Who you kiddin’ Johnny? You know you’re still the ace degenerate.
#2: No, Man–EX-degenerate. 8 A.M. tomorrow I’m a senior, and I’ve got one year to make it work. And that’s what I’m going to do–make it work.

#1: Lookin’ for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
#2 Naw, he wants to learn karate. Well here’s your first lesson: how to take a fall!

#1: You just broke my radio!
#2: Yeah.

(quick burst from a portable radio): A-hey, hey-…

–Hey, where did these old cars come from?
–Detroit.

1.)Excuse please boy cold, must go home, kindly remove bottle 2.)Kindly do it yourself, Mr. Motto

1: Can I tell my mom when? 2: When what? 1: When are you gonna fix the faucet? 2: After. 1: After what?! 2: After AFTER!!!

1: Daniel-san, no need fight anymore. You prove point. 2: What point? That I can take a beating? I’ll never have balance that way. Not with them, not with Ali… Not with me.

1:Oh, your forehead. What happened? 2:Oh, it’s terrible. It’s this gigantic runaway zit. 3:That’s GROSS. 1:Daniel, this is Susan. 2:Hi. 3:Charmed.

A man confronts you, he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

Ali: You did all that damage? Daniel: Don’t you know when you make a wish in a shower, it always comes true? Ali: I shoulda kept my mouth shut! Daniel: Well, we made an agreement. They promised not to beat up on me, and I promised not to get my blood on there clothes.

Aw,mom,she buries Judy in a second

Banzai, Danielsan!

Better learn balance…balance is key. Balance good…everything good. Balance bad…better pack up and go home.

bonzi!!

come on jonny, put him in a body bag.

Damn bike, I hate this bike, I hate this damn bike!!

Daniel (handing Ali part of his costume, while running from the bathroom, after spraying Johnny with water hose): It’s comin’ around!!

Daniel can come too if it’s ok with his mommy

Daniel LaRusso’s gonna fight!

Daniel Larusso’s gonna fight? Daniel Larusso’s gonna fight! Now isn’t this what it’s all about, folks? You KNOW IT!! How’s the leg, son? …All right, he’s being a man! The final fight will determine our new All Valley champion!!

Daniel LaRusso: How did you do that? How did you do that?!
Miyagi: Don’t know. First time.

Daniel: All right, watch this. Hey, guys. Sorry about that eye there Johnny. Shoulder okay, Tommy? You guys be careful not to step in front of any more buses! Bobby{to Johnny}: Hold it! Remember what sensei said? We gotta wait until the tournament. Tommy: It must be ‘take a worm for a walk week’! Ali: …You did all that damage? Daniel: Well, don’t you know when you make a wish in a shower, it always comes true? Ali: I should’ve kept my mouth shut! Daniel: We got a deal going. Ali: Yeah? Daniel: They agreed to quit beatin’ up on me and I agreed not to get my blood on their clothes.

Daniel: Hey, Freddy! Freddy: Hey, karate kid! Let’s see the moves! Guy #1: He can show us how to get your butt kicked! Guy #2: I already know that move!

Daniel: Hey, sorry about that eye the other day, Johnny. Shoulder okay, Tommy? You guys be careful not to go stepping in front of any more busses, now. Bobby: Hold it! Remember what sensei said? We gotta wait for the tournament. Tommy: It must be take a worm for a walk week!

Daniel: Hey. Ali: Oh, your eye. WHat happened? Daniel: Oh, it’s terrible. It was this gigantic runaway zit. Susan: THat’s gross. Ali: Daniel, this is Susan. Daniel: Hi. Susan: Charmed.

Daniel: How come you didn’t tell me? Miyagi: Tell you what? Daniel: That you knew karate? Miyagi: You never ask.

Daniel: Smile… She’s got an excellent smile. She beaut- I’d say she’s beautiful, I think she’s beautiful. She’s hot. Definitely hot.

Daniel: Smile… She’s got an excellent smile… Really smart… She’s beaut- I’D say she’s beautiful, I think she’s beatiful… Yeah… She’s hot, definitely hot… Yeah…

Daniel: So I guess you know about the tournament tomorrow. Ali: Who doesn’t? Daniel: Dumb move, huh? Ali: Not nessecarily. Daniel: I don’t have much of a cheering section. Ali: You got ME. Daniel: I’ll probably get killed in the first match, anyway. Ali: So we’ll leave early. (Daniel kisses Ali)

Daniel: What are the rules here? Miyagi: Dunno. Daniel: What? I figured you went to these before. Oh, great, I’m dead. I am dead. You told me you fought a lot. Miyagi: Ha, for life, not for points. Ali: Look, Daniel, everything above your waist is a point. You can hit the stomach, the sternum, kidneys and the ribs. Daniel: What’s that guy kneeling like that for? Miyagi: Dunno. Daniel: Don’t you have anything you can tell me? Miyagi: Aye, no get hit.

Daniel: What are these, bongos? Wait, I got it: Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna! Krishna Krishna! Mr. Miyagi: Oh, you much humor, Daniel-san. Daniel: So what are they for? Mr. Miyagi: I show you… Sand the floor. Sand the floor. Big circles. Daniel: Wouldn’t it be easier to just go back and forth? Mr. Miyagi: Yes but you go circle.

Daniel: Where’d we get this? Miyagi: Buddha provide.

Daniel: You got a name?
Ali: Ali with an i. Hey, what’s your name?
Daniel: Daniel with an l.

dojo

FEAR does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO SENSEI!
PAIN does not exist in this dodo, does it?
NO SENSEI!
DEFEAT does not exist in this dodo, does it?
NO SENSEI!

Fighting doesn’t solve anything.
Yeah, well neither does palm trees, ma.

First learn stand…then learn fly…nature’s rule..Daniel-san, not mine.

First wash all cars…then wax..remember deal..no questions. Wax on, right hand..wax off left hand..breathe in through nose…out of mouth…don’t forget to breathe…very important.

get em a body bag

Get him a body bag yeah!!!

Get him a body bag!!!!

gettum a body bag ya!

Girl#1:I don’t know what she sees in him
Girl#2: She must be into fungus

Help me! Help me! My flower needs water!!

Help me, help me, I need my cherry popped.

Help me, help me, my flower needs water.

Hey, karate kid!

How many roads can a man walk down, before you can call him a man who has walked down many roads?

I am a senior.. I got one year to make it happen… and thats what i’m going to do…make it happen

I eat karate mother fucker so fuck off

I gotta take Karate, that’s it.
You took karate.
Nah, notatthe, notatthe Y, the good schools.

I hate this bike! I hate this freakin’ bike! Freaking bike.. I wanna go home.. please can we go home! Why can’t we just go home!?

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU MR. OR MS. SMITH…. IT IS NOT A DODO IT IS A DOJO. OK?!?!?!

I’ve never danced in a shower before.

In Okinawa Belt mean no need rope hold up pants.

Invisible Man? (said with an Asian accent)

Is there a problem Lawrence

is there a problem mr. lawrence?!?!

It must be take a worm for a walk week

It must be take-a-worm-for-a-walk week!

Karate here (pointing to Daniels head), karate here (pointing to Daniel’s heart), karate no here (pointing to Daniel’s hands).

Last Lines: Hey Mr. Miyagi! We did it! We did it, allright! Woo Hoo!

Let me see your baby browns.

Look eye, always look eye!

Look, kid’s got himself a pet nip

Lucille! Let’s go! Here they come!

Lucille: This is it it! This is the end of the line! Daniel: You’re tellin’ me

Lucille: We made it! This is it! This is the end of the line! Daniel: …You’re tellin’ me…

Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything.

mercy is for the weak

Mercy is for the weak. Here. On the street. In competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy what is the problem Mr. Lawrence?

Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Here, on the streets, in competition, a man confronts you he is the enemy! An enemy deserves NO MERCY.

Miyagi: Ask one more small thing. Kreese: Make it fast. Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone. To train. Kreese: Well, you’re a pushy little bastard, aintcha? But I like that. I like that. Alright. No one touches the primadonna until the tournament. Is that understood? Students: YES, SENSEI! Kreese: But if you don’t show, then it’s open season on him, and you.

Miyagi: Excuse please. Boy cold. Kindly remove bottle. Drunk Man: Kindly do it yourself, Mr. Moto. Miyagi: {BREAKS BOTTLES} Drunk Man: {FEARFULLY MOVES BOTTLES} Daniel: How’d you do that? How’d you do that??? Miyagi: Don’ know. First time.

must be take a worm for a walk week!

never knew you had girlfriend. look good together.

Official: Excuse me, only teachers and students allowed on the competion floor. Daniel: Well, he doesn’t speak English. And I can’t understand his instruction without her. She’s the, uh, translater. Miyagi: (gibberish) Ali: He says you remind him of an uncle he has back in Tokyo. Official: I guess it’s okay then. Miyagi: (gibberish) Ali: He says you are very kind. Official: Oh, thank you. Miyagi: Welcome.

Oh and Danny…..one more thing…..love your Miagi

Ohoh, Daniel-san, you all wet behind the ear! Hahahahaha!

OLD LADY: This place is a dump. You should go back to New Jersey.

points or no points, your dead meat… dead meat.

Ref: You okay Padel?
Padel: I’m okay.

SENSEI: I understand you roughed up some of my boys last night MIYAGI: Afraid got facts mixed up SENSEI: You calling my boy a liar?!

Squish, just like grape.

Susan: What kinda bike you got? Honda? Suzuki? What? Daniel: No, it’s a… Miyagi Turbo, actually.

Sweep the leg! You got a problem with that Ms. Ross?

sweep the leg, but sensay i can beat him, put him out of commision

Sweep the leg, Johnny

This place is a dump. You should go back to New Jersey

To me, it looks as if the whole world turned blond!

Wax on, Wax off

Wax on, wax off…

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Our little freind Danielle

What belt do you have?
Canvas. You like. JC Penny $3.98.

What kind of bike do you have, Daniek, is it a Honda, Suzuki, what?
It’s actually like a Miagi Turbo actually.

Why’d you throw your bike away?
Cuz I felt like it Ma!

You Karate do yes or you Karate do no, you Karate do so so
sooner or later -squish- just like bug

You know points, or no points, you’re DEAD MEAT.

You look revenge that way, start by digging grave.

Young bee need young flower, not old prune.

[Daniel]: Hey, wouldn’t a fly swatter be easier?

[Lucille]: Look at those palm trees! Damn! You know what that means? [Daniel]: Yeah, watch out for falling coconuts.

[Lucille]: This is it! This is the end of the line! [Daniel]: You’re tellin’ me.

{People, STOP VOTING on quotes that are not even QUOTES!!!!}

{That last ‘quote’ was not even a quote. So how the hell did it get a score of 3????}

{This is just a note to those of you who don’t know too much about the movie: Their names are spelled Larusso, no capital R, Ali, ‘with an I’, and Miyagi. Okay?}

{You people are impossible.}

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