Movie Quotes from Kate and Leopold: Quotes from the movie Kate and Leopold

1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I suggest you pick the poop up now!

1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I’m suggesting you pick the poop up now!

1) Because where your from, TOAST is the result of reflection and study!

1) Don’t you think it’s time you told me who you are?

1) I don’t know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di. 2) Oh, well you don’t want to. It’s a cautionary tale, further proof. 1) Proof of what? 2) You can’t live a fairy tale.

1) I don’t know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di. 2)Oh well, you don’t want to. It’s a cautionary tale, full of proof. 2)Proof of what? 1) You can’t live a fairy tale.

1) I wasted my best years on you. 2) Those were your best?

1) It’s just a toaster! 2) When the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it!

1) Oh man, Bart! He just made Lake Erie out there. You just can’t toss a dog out into the hall like that, you can’t do that!
2) I assure you, I did not.

1) That sir is not New York! 2) I’m afraid it is!

1) Why are you standing? 2) I’m accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table.

1) You know something? Nobody gives a rat’s ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!
2) Not where I come from.

1) You know what Stuart? I blew my best years on you. 2) Those were your best?

1)im sorry sir I can’t just let you in. 2) hit’s head and screams

1. Thinking about pleasing her not vexing her. 2. No vexing.

Ah, Miss Blaine, you dance like a heard of cattle. You’re a rare woman who can light up a room just by leaving it.

Brave is simply those with the clearest vision of what is before them, golry and danger alike and notwithstanding, go out and meet it.

Buildings continue to climb Uncle. Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs.

Charlie: Just for the record, I was working in there and I would’ve gotten her phone number if you hadn’t turned the whole evening into a guided tour of the Louvre!
Leopold: My apologies.
Charlie: Let’s get something straight, Leo. Patrice thought you were cute. Probably gay, but cute. And cute, Leo, is the kiss of death!
Leopold: Perhaps.

Clearly, the MAC Expo is out! So you must be a man out of time, or Sergeant Pepper?

Finding a crack in time…it is no more crazy then a dog finding a rainbow. Dogs are colorblind Gretchen, they don’t see color. Just like we can’t see time, we can feel it. We can feel it passing but we can’t see it, it’s just a blur. It’s like we are riding in a supersonic train and the world is just blowing by. But imagine if we could stop that train, Gretchen. Imagine if we could stop that train get out, look around, and see time for what it really is. A universe, a world, a thing as unimagineable as color to dog. And as real and tangible as that chair you are sitting in. Now, if we could see that, I mean really look at it, then maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form.

First of all, there is no Andre in La Boheme, its Rudolpho, and though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French, as it is originally written in Italian!

Fresh creamery butter. Is there anything more comforting? I say there is…

Further proof. ~Proof of what? ~You can’t live a fairy tale

How can I promise eternally what I have not felt mometarily?

I came here to find the quote from when Stuart is in the asylum and he’s talking to his nurse, Gretchen, and says something about ummmmm a dog that saw a rainbow.. .I dunno I just wish I couldve found it here

I don’t want him ready, I want him resplendant!

I found it! A portal into 1876.

I have to go change now, can’t change too much cause she likes me for who I am

I scarcely see, thanks to your spray. My eyes feel like Steak au Poivre. So I ask you again, where the hell am I?!

I suggest you pick the poop up.

I think you missed one of the best quotes of the movie… I was hoping to find it here… something like… without the arts, the crudeness of living life would be more than one could bare.

I want more of this. More 1876.

I’m going to go change, shouldn’t change too much though, cause she likes me for who I am. Hee hee

I’m not the protagonist in a major motion picture.

I’m that dog who saw a rainbow, only…none of the other dogs believe me.

I’m the man who loves your sister.

I’m not very good with men
Perhaps you haven’t found the right one
Maybe. Or, ar, maybe that whole love thing is just a grown up version of Santa Claus, just a myth that we have been fed since childhood, so we keep buying magazines and joining clubs and doing therapy and watching movies with hip hop songs played over love montages in this pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.
Vergas always told me love was a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump.

Insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread. Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal! So, clearly, to make proper toast, it requires one and a half insertions which is something for which the apparatus doesn’t begin to allow!

It’s wonderful to get what you want. It’s really a great thing..unless what you thought you wanted wasn’t really what you wanted because what you really want, you couldn’t imagine or didn’t think it was possible.-What if someone came along who knew exactly what you wanted without even asking? They just knew, like they could hear your heart beating or listen to your thoughts..and what if they were sure of themselves and didn’t need to take a poll..and they loved you, and you hestitated?..and i…i..have to go.

Its a great thing to get what you want, unless what you thought you wanted wasn’t really what you wanted, because what you really wanted you couldn’t imagine or you didn’t think it was possible.

Kate – I haven’t been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth.

Kate, you are a rairity among women

Leopold: Ah miss Blaine, you dance like a, like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman. Who lights up a room simply by leaving it.

Life is not solely comprised of tasks but tastes.

Mariage is a promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I have never felt momentarily.

Maybe if you eat his butter, your hips will shrink, and he’ll show up at your door.

My name’s Hector. My mom works late on Wednesdays, so I come upstairs and watch TV with Stuart.

Nine grain toast, strawberries, and mascarpone cheese. It’s aparently low in poly-unsaturate.

Otís always told me ‘love is a leap’. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump.

Shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot’ll.

Stuart! You gave me back my Palm Pilot, but you forgot to give me the pointy thing!

Stuart- Women have changed since your time Leo, they’ve become dangerous.

That is the best apology letter in the history of mankind!

Uncle Millard: It’s always been you misfortune, Leopold. That you so interlay amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.
Leopold: In the life of stagnant as mine that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary marvel.

Want some pirate’s booty?

We have a saying in the Mckay household. You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot ‘ill.

we have a saying in the mckay household. You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then alottal.

Well, we have a saying in the McKay house: You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then alottle.

What’s your name, Fancypants.

Where I come from, the meal is a result of reflection and study.

Who’s the Merry Andrew now??

Without the culinary arts, the crudeness of life would be unbearable.

Ya know, NOBODY gives a rat’s ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!

You are sucking the life out of american cinima.

You can’t live your life in a fairy tale.

You have every convenience, every comfort, yet no time for integrity.

You look like some sort of escapee from a renaissance festival.

You look like some sort of psychotic escapee from a Renaissance faire.

You still don’t believe I’m the man I say I am?

You want some Pirate’s Booty??

You want to vex my sister!

You want to vex my sister! Ha ha!

You’re a rareity among women Kate.

You’re boyfriend’s quite a rider!

You’re like a man!

You’ve been in the basement of the Louvre?

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