Movie Quotes from Kentucky Fried Movie, The: Quotes from the movie Kentucky Fried Movie, The

1Fish for dinner last night? 2Harvey still smoking those cigars? 3Christ did a cow shit in here??

A, i want you. B, i need you. C i love you.
B!

Announcer: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker. (Rex Kramer steps in the middle of large afro-Americans) Rex Kramer: NIGGGERRRS

At Argon, we’re working to keep your money!

Christ! Did a cow shit in here?!

Don’t you know there is a penile code in this state? (Character is waving a large floppy dildo in a courtroom scene)

Father: And what is our little skeptic doing today? Mother: Frying the cat in Nesson Oil

Guard #2. If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?
I wouldn’t. I’m no ding-a-ling.

HENRY GIBSON:Death continues to be our nation’s number one killer.

I live the unknown, I love the unkown, I am the unkown

I live ze unknown, I love ze unknown, I am ze unknown.
Where do you live?
Zat is unknown–I don’t know.

I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11.

In the event of premature emission, the Joy of Sex also comes equipped with ‘Big Jim Slade’, former tight end……

more shocking than Mandingo. more revealing than Deep Throat. and more offensive than Behind the Green Door. its Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.

now take him to be tortured

People oftenmistake me for my daughter dale

Raiders plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock LA. Film at 11.

Send him to Detroit!

The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

This is Buttkiss, klahn’s bodyguard. He’s tough and ruthless. This is Quan,Klahns Chauffeur, he’s rough and toothless.

This is Henry Gibson speaking. When death knocks on your door, give generously

This is not a chawade. I need your total concentwation.

what was dat?…now twy again. this time wid feewing.

Woman 1: Fish for diiner last night? Woman 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars? Woman 3: Christ, did a cow shit in here?

You are aware this movie is shown in feel-around?

Your team has just assassinated the President.

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