I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS, I HAVE NO LEGS
-I don’t know Casper, I think I’m getting addicted to this shit. -What, virgins? -Yeah it’s like all I think about now, having complex fantasies and shit. -What do u mean man? -I don’t know. Like going all out. -U mean like fuckin’ 2 virgins at once?. -That would be pretty sweet. But like when I was fuckin’, I just kept thinkin’ how much i wanted to put it in her ass dude!! -She’d probably smash you in the grill kid!!. -I don’t know, she seemed pretty used to it…
-Let’s go to pauls house. -Paul, what for thats guy’s a dick. -Yeah but he always got them microwave burrito things, u know.
-So what u wanna do? -I don’t know, get another 40, smoke a blunt or some shit.
1)Ah Caspa! Was up little blood clot?
2)Nuffin. You gots?
1)Shoot yeah boy. Fuckin best herb. Uptown shit boy.
2)None of that twigs and pebbles shit.
1. What’s that? 2. Shit girl, That’s my triple nipple!!!
all the bitches love me cuz im fucking casper
bitches love sucking dick yo
Butterscotch, yo.
Condoms don’t work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.
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Fucking is what I love. Take that away, I have nothing.
How are you gonna fuck two virgins in one day, man? That’s gotta be against the law or some shit.
I had mosquito bites all over my ass
i’ll treat you good baby…i’ll buy you corndogs
I’m Casper, the friendly ghost. The DOPEST ghost in town. All the bitches love me ’cause I’m fuckin’ CASPER, the DOPEST ghost around
I’m telling you that’s why girls live longer than guys. Sperm’s got Vitamin C in that shit.
if we F#cked ,you would love it
jesus christ what happened??
Jesus Christ, what happened?
mmmmmm butterscotch my favorite
my girls got mad flava yo
now get in my way ..bitch
Now get in my way BITCH!!!
Shtuuuuuuuups!
Stupie Fuckie White boys!
Take this, it’s called Nuclear Explosion it’s supposed to make special K look weak, soon you’ll be flying with angels and singing with Sammy davis Jr… Don’t you know that Trix are for kids, Silly?
Telly: But like, if you deflower a girl man, man, you’re the man. No one can ever do that again. You’re the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.
Casper: Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It’s like getting fame, you know what I’m saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.
that shit gives me a rash.
you still stink!
your mother stinks
That shit’s nutritious right?
Virgins, I love ’em! No skank, no disease, just pure pussy!
Virgins.. I love em.. no slut.. no diseases.. no loose as a goose pussy..no nothing.. just pure pleasure.
what do you wanna do? i dont know get another 40, smoke a blunt or some shit?
When you are young not much matters, when you find something you like that’s all you got.
When you’re young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that’s all you got. When you go to sleep at nite, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it’s the same thing. It’s right there in your face, you can’t escape it. Sometimes the only place to go is inside. That’s just it. Fucking’s what I love, take that away from me and I really got nothing.
Who am I? I’m the muthafuckin virgin surgeon!
You cannot get that taste outta your mouth! You have to eat a whole complete meal!
You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in
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