–Ordinarily, I don’t like to be around interesting people because it
means I have to be interesting too.
–Are you saying I’m interesting?
–All I’m saying is that, when I’m around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot’s version of being interesting.
–What did you have in mind?
–Well, I was thinking of taking you on a cultural tour of L.A.
–That’s the first ten minutes. Then what?
–Why didn’t you tell me you had just broke up with someone?
–How do you know I just broke up with someone?
–Because when men just break up with someone, they always run around
with someone much too young for them.
–She’s not so young. She’ll be twenty-seven in four years.
… and then I realize that you’re not ready. You just gave off an illusion of readiness that I took not to be an illusion.
1) English, French or Italian? 2) Gosh, you speak all those languages? 1) Actually, if it were French or Italian, I’d be out.
1)Sandee, your breasts feel weird. 2) Oh, that’s because they’re real.
1: Sandi, your breasts feel weird. 2: Oh, that’s cos their REAL.
1: What time can I make noise here?
2: What kind of noise?
1: Deep, sustained booming noise.
2: Hmm…deep sustained booming noise…9:00.
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And I though they were only supposed to take ten percent!
Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Gee, I’m done already and I don’t remember eating…
Hi, I’m Bob, I’ll be your robber.
I could never be a woman. I’d just stay at home and play with my breasts all day.
I don’t think you understand how unattractive hate is.
I keep thinking I’m a grown up, but I’m not.
I’d like to try that new restaurant, L’Idiot.
I’ll have a half double decaffeinated half caf, with a twist of lemon.
I’ll have a twist of lemon.
It’s ‘Sing Do Wa Diddy’.
It’s exactly like licking a shag carpet.
Let us just say I was deeply unhappy. But I didn’t know it becuase I
was so happy all the time.
Let your mind go and your body will follow.
More wacky, less egghead. And what was your name again?
Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy
rather than doing an interview with me, which would be fascinating by the way, because of the interesting word usements I structure
SanDeE*,Big S, little A, little N, Big D, little E, Big E. With a star at the end!
She’s not so young. She’ll be twenty-seven in four years.
Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, ‘Hey…life is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much.’ Of course I’m paraphrasing: ‘Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.’
Some of these buildings are over twenty years old.
The first day of spring…Oh my God, it’s open season on the L.A. freeway!
the new phone books are here
The puppy’s a bit much, but you have to overlook those sort of things in these paintings.
There’s someone for everyone, even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
Why is it that we don’t always recognize the moment when love begins
but we always know when it ends?
Why is it that we don’t always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
[From the trailer] Did you know that the technology used to clean up the Alaskan Oil spill can also be used to suck fat from your thighs and chin?!
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