(holding up a really small body part) 1: is this the man that was killed?
2: he seemed taller
1) He didn’t eat me ! 2) ’cause he just ate a cow stupid !
1) I know you fish and games guys . You like to give these one word , sarcastic answers . 2) Gee ?!
1) That..thats the morgue! 2) Yeah 1) Well is the dead guy in there ? 2) That’s where they keep them
1) There’s a clearing about a mile ahead . Tents should already be set up . 2) Tents ?! We’re staying in tents ?! 1) I told you : 2 dyas we have to camp . 2) Yes ..camp . I thought that meant Ramada Inn..Will there be toilets ? 3) Maybe we should take you back . 2) Why because I’d prefer a toilet ? 1) Oh! We forgot to pack the femanine napkins 2) Oh so you’re with him now …No No Maybe I should just wipe my ass with some leafy poison oak and then spen the next few days ..sratching my ass . Blending in with the natives . 3) you know you really don’t have to tell people you’re from New York .
1)maybe you could chew on my big fat log
2) was that a gay comment
1. Don’t they make any moves in main?
2.(slides bag over) That’s it? You just slide your duffelbag over..
1. Just get in.
1. Is this your friend
2. He used to be taller
1. She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
2. I never had sex with you!
3. I’m horrible in bed; they never remember.
1.Thank you! Its so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
2.You are a saucy flirt!
1/ I’m rooting for the crocodile, I hope he eats your friends whole…. is that a crime … to wish for the eating of law enforcement???
2/ I dunno, ma’am
1/ Look ma’am….
2/ If you call me *ma’am* again, I’ll sue you and with today’s laws, I could do it!!
3/ She’s good
1/ So Sheriff… you finally got to fire off your big gun…. was it fun??
2/ Over-rated
1/ Crocodiles can’t swim in salt water
2/ Yeah well…. that’ll be *YOUR* little secret
1/ I brought a porkchop for luck… maybe you could hang it around your neck
2/ That’s sweet…. maybe later you could chew the bark off my big fat log
3/ Was that a homosexual joke?
1/ I…I…I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
2/ Well, they conceal information like that in books.
1/ Never been to Maine before, huh?
2/ Oh I’m not welcome… I have good hygeine
1/Hey___
2/ Hey Kevin, what’s going on?, what’s happening?, how’s it going?, how’s your family?, good? so nice to see you, fuck off!!
1/_ We’re doing the right thing
2/_You might feel differently if you get eaten
1/_If you ask me, what a animal does in the wild is his own business, as long as he doesn’t do it to man…. I think Mark Twain said that
2/_I think he didn’t, but since you said it, I think we got it covered
1/_Everyone’s a *comedian/sarcastic*
can she stay, we were hoping to mate
Could you be a little more condecending ’cause I’m not real great with subtlety
Did he say ‘Go’? You’re supposed to say ‘GO’ in karate!!
Hey Kevin ! What’s happening ?How’s it going ? SO good to see you !!How’s your family ? That’s great !!!! FUCK OFF !
I bet now someone is glad we brought the big gun!
I could probably cut him down , but there is this hot look of mayhem on his upside-down face .
I just have this feeling that everything is totally safe .
I think it is always good to know where someone’s coming from and , quite frankly , You origins have been a bit of a mystery to me
I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
If I had a dick , this is where I’d tell you to suck it
if I had a dick this is where I’d tell you to suck it.
If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it.
Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.
Oh, well, thank you, Officer Fuck Meat!
She looks like a big teabag!
She’s rude-sarcastic . You two should get along .
Stop throwing heads at me!!!!!
Thank you very much, Officer Fuck-Meat!
That’s the second time I’ve been hit with a severed head !
What’s it like being a women around here at night ? Do the men get all horney like in Deliverence ? (Turns around ) I knew you were standing there!
Woah ! The Earth is round and so should you be !
YOu ,know sherriff , when riends or family say things , they tend not to register , sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger :YOU’RE FAT
You have such big, wonderful boobs.
You’re all cocksuckers! I knew it first. I just didn’t want to say anything.
Your all cocksuckers!!
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