-How’d you know someone was in there?
-There’s always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
-OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too
attractive to be working in a video store.
-I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Under cover, of course.
-We’re that close in catching him.
-No, Jack. We’re that close to catching pneumonia.
-Who the hell are you?
-Don’t shoot me! I’m Danny Madigan. I’m a kid.
-You think you are funny, don’t you?
-I know I am. I’m the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
-Schwarzenegger!
-Gesundheit.
1) This doesn’t look like a crackhouse to me. 2) What do you want? Fifty guys out on the lawn throwing cocaine at each other?
180,you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin.180!If I did a 360,I’d go completely around and end up back where I started.
555-2310.
555-3000.
A Franco Columbu Film.
And Whitney. Why can’t she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47.
BIG MISTAKE!
Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey. Got it?
Here’s another explosion for your movie, kid.
Hey, Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?! In a body bag if you don’t drop that!
I don’t do fiction. Not my field.
I think the taxis are bulletproof.
I’m not really a big fan of Arnold’s… She is, you know… Arnold really turns her on and I just want to be there when it happens.
I’m out of here…
If God was a villain, he would have been me.
Leo Da Fart will pass gas one more time.
Like in Die Hard, the guy is there, hangin by his neck…and in the end, he comes back.
MAN #1: Excuse me, are you a henchman?MAN #2: No, I only ever got as far as lackey.
Oh,my God.This man’s not dead!
Pardon me, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?
Pie,you sicilian schmuck.
Put a sock in it! I don’t care who does what to your hershey highway! And stop shouting! I’m not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it’s in the script. You’re the comic relief, yes. And you know what else? I’m the hero, so shut up!
Silent, but deadly!
Since you’re about to die anyway, I might as well tell you the entire
plot.
Stay here. I’ll be back. Ha! Bet you didn’t know I was going to say that, did you?You say that in every movie!….I do?
Thats a live grenade. yeah right Jack right right…You’re gonna sacrifice your own child, to get to me, im very flattered JAck, but i doubt it!…Andy, pick up the grenade…show it to me! thats good……..Jack… that toy cant hurt the boy… (pulls out an axe) but this one can!
There are a lot of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, whores, politicians…
This hero stuff has its limits.
This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas…
To be or not to be… *BOOM*… not to be.
We are in California.
What the hell have I.
When the Governor gets here, call me.
Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don’t exist becuase this is a movie!
You wanna be a farmer? Here’s a couple of acres!
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