–Where did you learn to fight like that?
–Catholic school.
-I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you.
-That won’t happen to me because there are winners and there are losers and God wouldn’t do that to me.
1) That was close 2) Close is a lingerie shop without a front window
1)I’m Leo Gets…anything you want I can get….get it? 2) yeah, I get it.
1. Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam, huh? Yeah, with a telescope big enough to see Venus! 2. I guess all he saw was Your-anus, huh?
1/ Cover me!!!
2/ *Cover you?!* Cover me!,cover him, cover everybody…. when I someone gunna cover me for a change???!!!
1/_ How come you got a police scanner?
2/_ (cough! cough!) Hello??? *Car 54, where are you???*
1/_ I’m only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem, ok?
2/_ What *dog biscuit* problem?
1/_ Well, I’ve been chasing more cars lately and when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch
1/_ So tell me about Travis
2/ I told ya, moron, I said I don’t know any *Jack Travis*
1/ I never said his name was Jack…. hey, you better start telling me more than Jack-Shit!!!
1/_ What is this place?
2/_ I accessed Billy Phelps’ phone numbers on my computer, Billy made a dozen calls to this address
1/_ That was nice of you to steal that information
2/_ Semantics, Riggs
1/_ Semantics?…. Oh, I’m always up for some antics
1/_And you let him slip through your fingers…
2/_That’s closer than you ever got
1/_*Close*, Riggs?… Close is a lingerie shop without a front window
1/_I didn’t lose, I conceded
2/_You conceded or you’re conceited?
1/_ You think I’m conceited?
1/_No I’m chaos, and he’s mayhem. We’re a double act, what are we, *required reading*??
2/_As a matter of fact, you are
1/_Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam huh? huh?…. with a telescope big enough to see Venus!
2/_I guess all they saw was Uranus
1>You’re fuckin’ over Jack!
2>Sorry Murph I’m just gettin’ started.
Roger Murtaugh: I got 8 days to my retirement, and I will NOT make a stupid mistake!
Martin Riggs: Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me!
Roger Murtaugh: That’s usually my first mistake!
Roger Murtaugh: I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you.
Martin Riggs: That won’t happen to me because there are winners and there are losers and god wouldn’t do that to me.
Trish: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Murtaugh: Oh.
[puckers lips]
Trish: [thrusts bulletproof vest upon him] THIS! You wear it, you eat in it, you sleep in it! Okay?! 6 more days! And Riggs, keep an eye on him.
Riggs: Okay.
Murtaugh: She loves me.
You’re the only family I got…. I got three beautiful kids, I love em, they’re yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life!!!
[to a builder wroking on his trailer] Hey, I like a man who takes pride in his work… you know where I can find one?
About 150,000 of them
Be gentle with me.
Bravo!
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Close is a lingerie shop without windows?
Close Riggs? Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Don’t tough anything.
Get out of here before my partner kills you!
Great car chase!
He’s a royal pain in the ass with a LOT of connections
He’s done this twice, Oh damn! I’m gonna to suck his eyes out through his nose!!
He’s done this twice, oh, damn! I’m gonna suck his eyes out through his nose!!
He’s done this twice. Oh, damn! I’m gonna suck his eyes out through
his nose!
I can’t believe you did that! I can’t believe you did that! I can’t believe you did that!
I Don’t Get It.
Riggs: Looks like Granma Billy bought herself a dog.
Lorna:That;s not a dog, that’s a horse!
Riggs:I don’t get it.
Lorna:What do you mean you dont get it. It’s a dog. It’s a FUCKING dog!
Riggs:No, close is a lingerie shop without a front window. I don’t get it.
I have 3 beautiful childern,yours!
Trish does my laundry,I live in yur icebox.
I need ammo I’m outta business without ammo, the good stuff.
I told you not to touch anything.
I was walking, okay? I wasn’t driving,okay what, do I need a walking license now?
I’m chaos and he’s mayhem. We’re a double act.
I’m chaos, and he’s mayhem. We’re a double act.
It’s Probably Me___-___Sting
Just you,me and this cat are stupid enough to be in here!
L: Police Police, oh that’s very good Riggs. Can you say that three times in a row, real fast? R: Why am I getting to ya, am I getting to ya? L: Are you trying to bait me? R: I’m a master of it.
Lorna?… Lets live to regret this, huh?
Now I’m pissed Roge… now I’m pissed!!!
Now we have a relationship that we can build on.
oh another one we gotta get a new fuckin’ dog
Riggs and Murtagh: I’m too old for this shit!
Riggs, why don’t you go out and beat your street!
Riggs: Alright i’m gonna cut the red wire.
Roger: Whoa whoa a minute ago you said blue.
Riggs: Did i, oh i ment red.
Riggs:You ever made it with another sargeant before? Lorna: Shut up, Riggs.
Roger: There Is A BOMB IN THAT BUILDING!!!
Riggs: I bet vital parts of my anatomy that there is no bomb in
there.
Roger: OK.
Riggs: Oh by the way Roger, there might be a bomb in here!
Shut up, Riggs.
They FUCK you at the hospital ok!
They FUCK YOU at the hospital, OK? They FUCK YOU at the hospital! First they drug you, then they FUCK YOU! And then along comes the insurance company and FUCKS YOU some more!
We can’t shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
We’re in the middle of a case…of scotch.
When you busted Billy Phelps, you stumbled onto something this department has been trying to keep a lid on
When you retire, you’re not just retiring you, man! You’re retiring us!
You back out of this now, I’ll make sure that only your dentist can identify the body.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say…won’t be much.
You have the right to remain unconscious, anything you say ain’t gunna be much!
You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say aint going to be much.
You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say aint gonna be much.
You should have cut the red wire!
You tell that man that he is the jam in my jelly roll!
You wanna do something Sargeant Murtaugh?? You find the man who put that gun in my son’s hand!
You’re suppose to grow old with someone, not because of them.
Yuck, Exxon!
[Travis buries a henchman in cement]
Jack Travis: Now we’ve got a relationship we can build on.
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