Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?!
Riggs: Oh, for Chriss—
Murtaugh: Shut up! Yes or no–you wanna die?!
Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!
Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet?! Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it?! The job! Doin’t the job! Now that’s the reason!
Murtaugh: You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!
[Discussing a theory]
Riggs:That’s very thin.
Murtaugh: Thin is my middle name.
Riggs:Considering your wife’s cooking, I’m not surprised.
–Roger.
–What?
–Uh, 10-4.
–Who are you?
–Riggs. Homicide.
…you cuff hiim while I stand over here being happy.
1) Thin’s my middle name. 2)with your wife’s cooking I’m not surprised!
1)Baby what is that. 2)That is an ugly spot.
1)Glad you’re home at a sensible hour. 2)Well I try to be a sensible dad.
1. 100,000! 100,000 dollars! 2. A hundred thousand dollars? I can’t afford that, not on my salary. But I’ll get the stuff off of your hands for free! (reveals badge) 3. Whoa, whoa, take it easy! 2. This badge ain’t real! (laughs) 2. (points gun) Now, I’m a real cop, this is a real badge and that’s a real f***in gun.
1.See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn’t shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.
2.Hey, that’s not fair. The building guy lived.
1>Until now we’d been assuming that who ever was in that bed with Amanda Huntsacker was a man let’s say it was Dixie.
2>Okay, disgusting but okay.
1>She gives her the poison, but Amanda jumps off the balcony.
2>Or Dixie pushes her.
1>and she says oh shit.
2>That’s right she actually stops and says oh shit.
1>Meaning that now Dixie has to cover her ass.
2>So she runs downstairs grabs the nearest flatfoot, and says officer officer I saw the whole thing.
1>Right.
2>That’s pretty thin.
1>Hey thin’s my middle name.
2>With your wife’s cookin’ I see why.
1>What?
2>Nothin’.
1>Remarks like that will not get you inveted to Christmas dinner.
2>My lucks changin’ for the better already.
1>Read ’em and weep… what do you do sleep with that thing?
2>I would if I slept.
Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?
Riggs: Well, I haven’t killed you yet.
Riggs (real tough): I want your title. Mr. Joshua (smirks/obliges): Okay.
Riggs: Oh, Roger?
Murtaugh: What?
Riggs: The guy who shot me. The guy who shot me? It’s the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.
Murtaugh: You sure?
Riggs: Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.
Riggs: You don’t trust me at all, do you?
Murtaugh: Well, I’ll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.
Riggs: Fair enough.
Riggs: You want me to drive?
Murtaugh: No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.
Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.
Riggs: Oh, Roger?
Murtaugh: What?
Riggs: The guy who shot me. The guy who shot me? It’s the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.
Murtaugh: You sure?
Riggs: Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.
All dressed up and nobody to blow
All dressed up and noone to blow.
Anyone who drives in this town is suicidal!
Are you telling me that you think ***** is playing some kind of game? May I remind you that his wife of eleven years was recently killed in a car accident…the man is suicidal.
Damm it, it’s Riggs!
Did you see that? Wasn’t that great?
Do you really want to jump? Well that’s fine with me so lets do it asshole!
Do you really want to jump? Well that’s fine with me so lets do it, asshole!
Do you want to die!?
Don’t worry. I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy’s pants.
Endo has forgotten more about pain than most people will ever know.
Excuse me, you scuzz balls mind if I join in?
Get that shit off my lawn!
Get that trash off my lawn!
God hates me that what it is, Hate him back it works for me!
Have you ever met anybody that you didn’t kill?
Hello hello. Nice weather we are having.
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by
themselves.
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by
themselves.
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by themselves.
I don’t want to work with you!
I haven’t killed you yet!
I know all about Riggs. He’s one tough bastard
I never forget an asshole!
I wonder if there’s an opening in the LA Fire Department?
I’m a real cop! That’s a real badge! And this is a real fucking gun!
I’m going to stand over here in the corner and be happy
I’m not crazy
I’m to old for this shit!
I’m too old for this shit!
It’ll almost be a shame when I nail you!
It’ll almost be a shame when I nail you.
It’s the only thing I was ever good at.
Let’s make like a shepard and get the flock out of here
Like a shot at the title?
Looking for your General friend? Well he’s barbecuing his nuts on hollywood boulevard!
Looks like we both got fucked!
Mel Gibson says Never Better.
Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn. I love you.
No Bullshit. Do you want to kill yourself!?
No way you live. No way
Perhaps there’s an opening in the LA Fire department!
Roger – I’m too old for this shit.
Roger – You really like my wifes cooking?
Riggs – No.
Roger: Remarks like that will not get you invited to christmas dinner.
Riggs: My lucks changing for the better every day.
Six shooter, eh? A lot of old timers carry those
Six-shooter huh? A lot of old timers carry those.
That’s a real badge and I’m a real cop and this is a real fucking gun!
That’s a real badge, I’m a real cop and this is a real *#@*ing gun. Noses in the dirt, asshole.
That’s not fair the building guy lived!
The guys of the 80s aren’t tough. They are sensitive people.
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!
Time for you to die!
We’re going to get bloody on this one Rog.
What do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes, I feel like eating a bullet? Well, I do, and I got a hollow one picked out for the occasion, make sure that it blows out the back of my damn head out real nice!
When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot in high wind. They told me, maybe eight or…even ten guys in the world could have
made that shot…It’s the only thing I was ever good at.
When I was nineteen, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out with a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could’ve made that shot.
When I was nineteen, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out with a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could’ve made that shot.
Where the hell did you get him, Psycho’s-R-Us?
Where the hell’d you get him? Psychos-R-Us??
Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.
You do this my way. You shoot and you shoot to kill!
You do this my way. You shoot. You shoot to kill. Get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss.
You got off easy you son of a bitch!
You have a bad personal phone call or something? What happened? Did the stock market crash or something? Hey don’t worry about it, have a french fry. – one person speaking
You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.
You really are crazy!
You think I’m crazy? You wanna see crazy? (hits himself on the head and face like Curly from the 3 Stooges). Now that’s a real badge and I’m a real cop and this is a real gun.
You through? I Haven’t even started!
You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really are crazy!
Your file said you’re heavy into martial arts, Tai Chi…killer stuff…I suppose we have to register you as a…
[Riggs is captured by General McAlister]
Riggs: You’re General Peter McAlister, Commander of Shadow Company.
McAlister: I see we’ve heard of each other.
Riggs: Yep. It’ll almost be a shame when I nail you.
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