do the claw to mom, dad, do the claw to mom! * oh no, you’ve found the claw’s only weakness…sub zero temperatures..eeeooh pff
Jane: Hi Mr. Reede! Like the new dress?
Fletcher: Whatever takes the focus off of your head!
#1 My teacher says true beauty is on the inside #2 Thats just something ugly people say
‘I CAN’T LIE!’
‘New in the building?†“Yeah, I just moved in Monday.†“Oooh, you like it so far?†“Uh huh, everybody’s been real nice.†“Well…that’s because you have big jugs. I mean…your boobs are huge! I mean…I wanna squeeze ’em! HA! MAMA!’
‘What are you doing?’ ‘I’m kicking my ASS!’ ‘Yes, I can see that.’
( on the phone ) Mom !!….I wasn’t really on vacation ……Because I didn’t want to talk to you !…. Because you insist on talking to me about dad’s bowel movements , size , colour and frequency ! I’ll call you later
(1) Are you marrying this guy because you’re mad at me? (2) No I divorced you because I was mad at you.
(1) Hey great gift dad. (2) Thanks son.
(1) I love you. (2) Thank you. (1) That’s not exactly the reply I was looking for. (2) Thank you very much?
(1) So all we have to do is lie, that sounds simple enough. (2) DOESN’T IT!?
(1)depends on how long you were following me(2) well lets take it from the top! (1) here goes: i sped i followed to closely, i ran a stop sign, i changed lanes without signaling, and i changed lanes while passing a red light at speding (2) is that all? (1) no i have unpaid parking tickets : be gentle
(Man)- New in the building? (Woman)- Yeah, I just moved in on Tuesday. (Man)- Like it so far? (Woman)- Yeah, everyone’s been real nice. (Man)- Well that’s because you got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge! I mean I wanna squeeze ’em!……….MAMA!
(singing) Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy. I’m so happy today.
(Singing) Here she comes to wreck the day!
(teacher), what’s your dad do?(kid) Um, he’s a lier. (teacher) You mean a lawyer?(kid) um yeah.
(waves a paper)Mrs. Cole…(crumples it and throws it)A..GOOSE!!
*~*i’VE HAD BETTER*~*
1#What the hell are you doing!
2#I’m kicking my ass do you mind!
1) And where were you last night ? 2) Having sex 1) Well I hope it was someone really special 2) No , see that’s the thing I don’t even like her . It’s just that she’s partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal
1) Boss? boss, it’s skull. he knocked down another ATM, this time at knifepoint. he needs your legal advice.
2) STOP BREAKIN THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
1) Do you have any spare change ? 2) mm-hmmm 1) Could you spare some ? 2) Yes I could ! 1) Will you ? 2)(shakes head )1) Why not ? 2) Because I believe that you will buy booze will it , I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society ! ….That , plus I’m cheap !
1) Do you know why I pulled you over ? 2) Depends on how long you were following me 1) Let’s just take it from the top 2) Ok here goes : I sped. I followed too closely . I almost hit a chevvy .I ran a stop sign. I sped some more. I failed to yeild at a cross walk . I changed lanes at the intercection . I changed lanes while runnng a red light and speeding ! 1) ..is that all ? 2) No…I have unpaid parking tickets
1) Fletcher! 2) HOLY HELL! 1) You can run but you can’t hide!
1) Four years ago a friend of mine had a burgler on her roof . A burgler. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a chopping board , cutting his leg . The burgler sued my friend . HE SUED my friend .And because of guys like you :He won. My friend had to pay the burgler $6,000 . Is that justice Mr Reed ? 2) NO!…I’d have got him 10 ($)
1) Here goes. I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yied at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding. 2) Is that all? 1) No, I have unpaid parking tickets. ah. Be gentle.
1) Here goes. I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yied at the intersection, I changed lanes at the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding. 2) Is that all? 1) No, I have unpaid parking tickets. ah. Be gentle.
1) Hey Fletcher how’s it hanging?
2) Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
1) Hi Mr. Reed!
2) Woah! hey did you do something to your hair?
1) It’s a bit extreme isn’t it?
2) No. No I mean that’s the thing nowadays right?
1) Well he said it would accent my facial features.
2) Well that’s what it does. It completely accents your facial features! We’re just gonna go down to my office now. (cough, cough)
1) How you doing ? 2) I’ve slipped into the 7th circle of HELL thank you .
1) I remember when you bought me this antique silver frame from Tiffany’s . TIFFANY’S ! 2)…..Garage sale : six-fifty marked down from ten !
1) my teacher says that real beauty is on the inside. 2) that’s just something that ugly people say.
1) My teacher tells us that real beauty is on the inside. 2) That’s just something ugly people say.
1) No we are not ready to begin Because My client had not arrived . ( SHe arives ) HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAY !!!!
1) Taking breakfast orders Mr. Reed, you want anything?
2) (staring at other guy’s nose) No thanks. I had so much at home I’m about ready to pop. I mean I’m full.
1) Okay great.
1) Was it good for you?
2) I’ve had better!
1) What is it ? 2)It’s a…suprise . Alright it’s a pony . Just open it!
1) What the hell are you doing? 2) I’m kicking my ass!
1) What were you doing last night? 2) I was having sex!!
1) What’s your problem , Shmuck ?!?!? 2) I’m an inconsiderate prick !!!!
1) Would you like to cut the cake…Dad? 2) I’d love to…except my arm has really been bothering me lately…(begins to imitate The Claw)
1) you guys havent…..you know….UGHH UGHH!!!….. 2)we’ve been dating for 8 months what do you think? 1)EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
1) You Honour , I object ! 2) ANd why is that ? 1) Becuase it’s devestating to my case . 2) Overuled 1) Good-call.
1) You scratched my car ! 2) Where ? 1) Right there !!!! 2) Oh that . That was already there . 1) Oh you…LIAR . You know what I’m gonna do about this ? 2) What ? 1) NOTHING !!!! Because if I take you to small claims court , you’ll just waste 6 hours of my life and you probably won’t show up . And if I fanally GOT the judgement , you’d probably just stiff me anyway . So what I’m gonna do , is piss an moan like an impotent jerk . ANd then , bend over , AND TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE !!!!!! 1)……You’ve been here before .
1) Your honor I object! 2) And why is that? 1)Because it’s devastating to my case! 2) Overruled. 1) Good call!
1) Your honour : He’s Hackling the witness ! 2) It’s his witness
1)Boss are you alright in there? 2)The pen.. The God d*mn pen is blue..
1)Do you know why I pulled you over?
2)Depends on how long you were following me.
1)Why don’t we just take it from the top.
2)Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
1)Is that all?
2)NO!! I have unpaid parking tickets.
1)He needs your legal advice. 2)STOP BREEAKING THE LAAW AAASSSHOLE!
1)Heeeeeyy mmman! 2)It’s uh Randy 3)Yeah… I know…
1)Here goes…I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in a intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, wile running a red light and speeding. 2)Is that all? 1)No…. I have unpaid parking tickets. 1)EEEEECHHHHHH. 1)Be gentle….
1)Hey Fletcher, how’s it hanging? 2)Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
1)How much do u weigh? 2)125 3)Yeah in your bra
1)My client lied about her age, which makes this contract void. The fact that she’s been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrlevant. No futher questions, Your Honor.
1)My teacher says real beauty’s on the inside. 2)That’s just something ugly people say.
1)See everybody lies, mommy lies even the wonderful Jerry lies. 2)Yeah but you’re the only one who makes me feel bad.
1)See I thought after being married to me you would be totally exhasuted. 2)Well you have to remember that when we were married I wasnt having sex half as often as your were. 2)Eww that was a little below the belt try to keep your gloves up.
1)Then what were you doing last night? 2)Having SEX
1)Ugh Fletcher! 2)Ugh, Audrey…1)well, why do you have to take him to see that kind of stuff? 2)B/C the boy must grow to be a warrrior!
1)Yo Fletcher! How’s it hanging? 2)Short, shriveled and always to the left.
1)You bought your kids to your divorce trial ? 2) Sympathy . 1) Well it’s working : I fell sorry for them already .
1)Your honor, I demand a re-trial. 2) But you won. 1)Oh come on, your honor it was a technicality. He’s a good father! And children aren’t leverage! 2)If you don’t stop this right now I will hold you in contempt! 1) I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different??
1. BASEBAL STUFF!!!!!!!! 2. Baseball stuff!!
1. Do you know why I pulled you over? 2. Depends on how long you were following me. 1. Lets just take it from the top. 2. Ok, heres goes…I sped, I followed too closely, I almost hit a chevy, I switched lanes without signaling, I switched lanes while running a red light and speeding! 1. Is that all? 2. No (motions to glove compartment) I have unpaid parking tickets. (opens compartment, tickets spew everywhere.) be gentle.
1. Do you know why i pulled you over? 2. it depends on how long you were following me! eeek 1. Lets take it from the top. 2. here goes, i sped, i followed to closely, i ran a stop sign, i almost hit a chevy, i sped some more, i failed to yeild at a crosswalk, i changed lanes in the intersection, i changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeeding. 1. Is that all? 2. nooooo. I have unpaid parking tickets.
1. How’s it hangin’, Fletcher? 2. Short, shriveled, and to the left!
1. Thank you! I can’t tell you how much this means to me. 2. I can, 1354 dollars and 11 cents. 3. How do you sleep at night?! (looks around and grabs an air freshener off the wall) I’m taking this! (sniffs it while walking away, trying to make the man envious)
1. Well…we have been together 7 months.
2. Really? EWW!
1. You scratched my car! 2. Where? 1. Right there! 2. Oh, that. That was already there. 1. You….you LIAR! You know what I’m gonna do about this? 2. What? 1. Nothing! Because if I take you to small claims court it’ll just drain 8 hours outta my life, and you probably won’t show up, and if you do, you’ll just stiff me anyway. So what I’m gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tail pipe! 2. You been here before, haven’t you?
1.) Hey Fletcher. 2.) Hey! You’re not important enough to remember!
1.) If I keep making this face, will it get stuck that way? 2.) Uh-uh, in fact some people make a good living that way.
1.) What’s it gonna be Mr. Reed? 2.) A pop mark eventually!
1.) What’s up Fletcher? 2.) You’re cholesterol, fatty! Dead fatty walkin’!
1.all rise for the honorable judge stevens.2. Honorable, pfhhhh.
1.Mr. Reed! (2)Mr Reed! Mr UGHHH!
1.So new in the building? 2. ya i just moved here. 1. like it so far 2. ya everyone’s been real nice 1. Well that’s because you have big jugs, i mean your boobs are huge, i mean i want to squeeze them, mama.
1.Your honor, I object! 2.Why? 1.Because it’s devastating to my case! 2.Overruled. 1.Good call!
104…yeah, in your bra!
1: 1..2..3..4..5 and one for good luck!
2: he struck the child.. ya see that?
1: And your mother called. 2: I’m on vacation. 1: It’s your fifth week. 2: Snowed in, phones are down. 1: Break mother’s heart, done!
1: Dad? What’s he doing? 2: He came to see us off. Wave.
1: do you know why i pulled you over? 2: depends on how long you were following me, eh. 1: lets just take it from the top. 2: here it goes i sped i followed to closly i ran a stop sign i almost hit a cheavy i spend some more i failty yeild at a crosswalk i changed lanes at the intersection i changed lanes with out signaling while running a red light and speeding!! 1: is that all? 2: no. i have un paid parking tickets, ekk! be gentle
1: Hey, Fletcher, what’s up? 2: Your cholesterol, FATTY!
1: Hi. 2: hi. 1: New in the building? 2: Yeah, I just moved in Monday. 1: Oooh, you like it so far? 2: Uh huh, everybody’s been real nice. 1: Well…that’s because you have big jugs. I mean…your boobs are huge! I mean…I wanna squeeze ’em! HA! MAMA…!
1: I just proposed a settlement to dick with them. 2: Dick with them, got it.
1: What’ll it be, Mr. Reed? 2: A POCK mark eventually!
1: You said you bought me this ANTIQUE frame from Tiffany’s. TIFFANY’S. 2: … Garage sale, $6.50 marked down from $10.
1:What are you doing? 2: I’m kicking my ass! Do you mind?
1hes a pedantic pontification pedentrous bastard, a pethedic old fart a worthless steaming pile of cow dung figurativly speaking… 2hah thats the funniest damn thing ive ever heard! ur a real card reed! i love a good roast! do simmons! 1simmons is old! he should of been out of the game years ago but he cant stay home because he hates his wife! youve seen her at the christmas parties! shes the one who always gets plastered and calls him a retard!
21st floor mensware.
21st floor. Men’s ware
555-0187.
555-0198.
A goose!
and the reff takes a point away.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop:Let’s start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No…I have unpaid parking tickets.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Flethcer: It depends on how long you’ve been following me!! Cop: Why don’t we just take it from the top. Fletcher: Here it goes! I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sing, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some MORE! I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at the intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and spEEEEDING!
Did ya see that? He struck the child!
Did you see that he struck the child
Ding, Ding, Ding, what do we have for her Johnny?!
Do you have a good cause or not? NOT?
don’t do this to me, i have to go play with my son, i’m jose canseco, i’m jose canseco!
F.R. You brought your kids to your divorce? Mrs. C. Simpathy. F. R. Well it’s working, I feel sorry for them already!
Fletcher(making something out of paper): A GOOSE!
Fletcher- Now, how old are you?
Son- I’m five, Dad
Fletcher- Five…okay…cancel the dancing girls…take back the beer keg…
Fletcher: Here it goes I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Fletcher: Hi. New to the building? Woman: Yeah, just started Monday. F: How’s it been? W: Great. Everyone’s been real nice. F: Well, that’s ’cause you got big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge! I mean, I wanna squeeze ’em!! I mean… MAMA! (MAKES THUMB-SUCKING SOUND)
Fletcher: I was hoping after being married to me you’d have no more strength left.
Audrey: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn’t having sex nearly as often as you were.
Fletcher: Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that’s the game!
Fletcher: Now unwish what you wished yesterday.
Fletcher: So what I’m gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Fletcher: What’s wrong with me? I’m getting what I deserved, I’m reaping what I sew, I- (SLAPS HANDS OVER MOUTH)
Fletcher: YOU SCRATCHED MY CAR!! Repairman: Where? Fletcher: RIGHT THERE!!! You know what I’m gonna do about this? Repairman: What? Fletcher: NOTHING! Cause if I take it to small claims court it’ll just drain eight hours under my life and you probably won’t show up, then I finally got the judgment you just stiff me anyway…so what I’m gonna do is piss and moan like an impound jerk, and then bend over and TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE!!
Fletcher: You’re not important enough to remember.
FLETCHER:When your Mommy was pregnant with you,she gained a good 40 pounds.There was nothing she wouldn’t eat and Daddy was scared,but whe she asked me,’How do I look?’,I’d say,’Honey,you look great!You’re beautiful!You’re glowing!’.If I had told Mommy she looked like a cow,that would have hurt her feelings.
FROM FUNNIES: 1)OVERACTOR! 2)Jezabellhaha.. both start laughing 1)they put me up to it 2)oh no there on to me.
Girl: This is my first day and everybody’s been SO nice to me!
Guy: Well, that’s because you go big jugs!
**SLAP**
good thing i was wearing neutral gang colors. i might have to pull out my nine and bust a cap! got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
Gretta: Boss?
Fletcher: The pen is blue. The pen is blue! The GOD DAMNED pen is BLUE!!!!!!!!!!
Gretta: It’s him again. He knocked over another ATM, and he needs your legal advice. Fletcher (walks over, takes receiver and holds it at arms length.): STOP BREAKIN’ THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!!!!!
GRETTA:Last year my friend had a burglar, A BURGLAR, on her roof – he fell through the kitchen skylight landing on a butcher’s knife cutting his leg. He sued my friend and because of guys like you he won. My friend had to pay him $6000 – Now tell me is that justice?
FLETCHER: No…. I Woulda Got Him 10
GRETTA: Goodbye mr reed
Have you been molested yet? or should I circle the block again??
He struck a child did you see that?
He’s a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a pathetic old fart and a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
Here goes. I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped somemore, I failed to yeild at a cross walk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
~Anything else?
I have unpaid parking tickets.
Here goes…I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in an intersection, I changed lanes without using my signal while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Here it goes…I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the interesection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEEDING…Is that all?…NOOOOO…I have unpaid parking tickets, be gentle.
HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAY!!!!!!…. EECH…
HERE’S YOUR RAISE!…
Hey Gipper!
Hit me again Ike! And put some stank on it!
HOLY HELL
HOLY HELLthat was below the belt, try to keep the gloves up
How do you sleep at night
How do you sleep at night!! I’m taking this!!
How do you sleep at night!!?? I’m taking this!!
how do you sleep at night……..I’m taking this. (sniffs real hard)Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How do you sleep at night? I’m takin this…
HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT??!! I’m takin’ this….
I can’t lie!
I CUT OFF THE JUDGE!!!!I…CUT.. OFF…THE…JUDGE!!!!!
I got you a gift, but last night, I accidently swollowed it
I just wanna be able to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!
i will lovingly wrap your knick-knacks in bubble paper.
I will lovingly wrap your knick-knacks with bubble paper!
I would like to know why people post quotes that arent really quote. About half of these half been destroyed. If you’re going to take the time to post a quote shouldnt it be exact? I mean someone actually posted… …dead fatty walking… Have you ever even seen the movie? If you cant remeber the quote exactly dont bother.
I would, but I have this horrible pain in my arm
I’m getting what I deserve, I’m reaping what I sow, I–…AHHHHHHH!…
I’m getting what I deserve, I’m reaping what I sow, I-…AHHHHHH!…
I’m glad my gift could bring those two closer together . My plan to phase my self out is almost complete .
I’m having trouble controlling the volume of my voice
I’m Jose Conseco…I’M JOSE CONSECO!!!
I’m kicken’ my ass, do ya mind!
I’m kickin’ my ass!
I’m kickin’ my ass! Do ya mind?!
I’m kicking my ass! Do ya mind!
I’m pond scum. Well, lower actually. I’m like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
I’m so glad my gift could bring those two together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.
I’m such a shit!
I’ve had better!
I’ve had better.
I’ve had better?!
If I were a boxer I would bounce thoughs things like Sugar Ray Lennard!
If you wanna play hardball, i’m game!!
Im kicking my ass!! Do ya mind??
It was a tough neighborhood good thing I was wearing my nuetral gang colors mighta had to pull out my nine and bust a cap!!
IT WAS ME. FLETCHER ADMITS TO FARTING THE ELEVATOR AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE WINCES.
It was meeee!
It’s true I really wanna see Max today! How about that I do!!
Its the claw. Your afraid of the claw. The claw’s comin atcha.
Jane: Hi Mr. Reed!
Fletcher: (suprised) Whoa! Did you do something to your hair?
Jane: It’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?
Fletcher: No! That’s the thing nowadays.
Jane: Well he said it would accent my facial features…
Fletcher: (cutting her off) Well that’s what it does! It completely accents your facial features. We’re just going to go to my office now (cough cough) (walks away laughing)
jerk offf!!!!
Jerry, enjoy my wife!
Jordan fades back, swoosh! And THATS THE GAAAAME
jorden plays back, swish, and THATS THE GAME
Man: What the hell are you doing?? Fletcher: I’m kickin’ my ass!! Do you mind?!?!?!?!?
Max: My teacher says real beauty comes from the inside!
Fletcher: Thats just something ugly people say
Max: My teacher says that true beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That’s just something that ugly people say..
maxamillion!
Miranda: Fletcher has just been telling me how much he thinks of you…well why don’t you tell Mr. Allen? Well what do ya think of him? Fletcher: He’s a badantic bontificated pertentious bastard…a berlidged old fart to worthless steaming pile of cow dung….figuratively speaking…
Miranda:Hey.
Flecther:GOD HEAVEN!!!(Faint in to the floor)
Miranda:It,s so nice to see you, are hurry?
Flecther:Extremely—
Miranda: Good!Can you following me,please?
(Flecther follow her)
Miranda:I just talk about you with Mr.Allen,butt he didnt know
much about you.
Flecther:Ahaa…
Miranda:So,tell me…what you about him?
Flecther:He,s are pedantic,pretenious,pacthetic,irritating bastard,HE,S ARE A THE WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DONG…Figurality speaking…
Miranda:Really? I like that.This way!
No I am not ready your honor my client is not here!! Here she comes to wreck the day!!!
Oh dammit! I cut him off! I cut off the judge!!! ( Slams phone into his stomache)
ohh! that was below the belt! try to keep the gloves up!
Ok here it goes ; i sped, followed to closely, almost hit a chevey, sped some more, failed to yeild at a crosswalk, changed lanes without signaling, changed lanes in an intersection, while running a red light and speeding!!!!
Is that all? nooooooo I have unpaid parking tickets…..be gentle….
oouuwwee…..oouuwwee
POLICE OFFICER: Do you know why I pulled you over? FLETCHER: Depends how long you were following me. POLICE OFFICER: Let’s just take it from the top. FLETCHER: Here it goes: I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Cheyvy, I sped some more, I fail to yield at a cross walk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes with out signaling, while running a red light and speeding. POLICE OFFICER:Is that all? FLETCHER: NO. I have upaid parking tickets…be gentle.
See ya later Max. Jerry, enjoy my wife. heh,ha,ha
Simmons is old ! He should have been out of the game years ago but he can’t stay at home because he hates his wife ! You’ve seen her at the Christmas parties : she’s the one who get’s drunk and calls him a retard ! YOU have bad breath caused by gingivitis . YOU couldn’t get a Porn star off ! Your hair-piece looks like something that got killed while crossing the high-way! I don’t know whether to comb it , or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lime ! Loser ! Wimp ! Degenerate ! Sssllluutttt !!!!
So what I’m gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and bend over and take it way up the tailpipe!
STOP BREAKIN’ THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell her i broke my leg and had to be shot….Miranda…hi didn’t see you there
Tell her i broke my leg and i had to be shot
That just something ugly people say.
The claw’s coming at you. You’re scared of the claw
The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is rrrr..r.r.r. ROYAL BLUE!
The colour of the pen ! That I hold in my hand is Rr.rr.ROYAL BLUE !
the goddamn pen is blue!
the hook the hook is coming atch ya
The pen is blue the Goddamn pen is blue!
The pen is blue! The pen is blue!
THE PEN IS BLUE!!!!!!
The pen is blue,haha, the pen is blue, the god damn pen is blue!
The pen is reeeeeee. Hohoho! REEEEEEE! REEEEE! OH… the color of the pen that I hold in my hand is REEEEEEEEEEEEE! alright blue!
There is nooooo such thiiiing as a weaker sex!
This pen is rrrrrrrreeeee….. ROYAL BLUE!!!!!
Weight 105, Yeah, in your bra!
weight…105…yeEeEeAaAa…IN YOUR BRA!
Weight: 115. Yeah, in your bra!
Well it matters to Max. Everything you do matters to Max, and everything you don’t do.
Well, why don’t you tell that to the kids when they’re adopted BY THE MANSON FAMILY????!!!
Well, you’ll have to remember when we were married I wasn’t having
sex nearly as often as you were.
What’s happening to me?
I’m getting what I deserve. I’m reeping what I sow! (slaps hands over mouth)
WHat’s wrong with me ?!?!?!? : I’m getting what I deserve . I’m reaping what I sow !!!
Where do you sleep at night? I’m taking this!!
Where would Tina Turner be if she rolled over and said: Hit me again Ike! And put some stank on it!
Where would Tina Turner be if she would’ve rolled over and said, Hit me again Ike and put some stank on it. Rolling on the river. But she’s beyond thunderdome because she decided to send a message. Wake up sisters there’s nooooo such thing as a weaker sex.
WHY DO PEOPLE FIND IT NESSISARY TO POST QUOTES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED ?
Why, don’t you tell him? Well, what do you think of him? He’s a pedantic pontificating pertencious bastard, a belligerant old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung. Figuratively speaking. [laughing] That’s the funniest damn thing ive ever heard! your a real card Reede! i love a good roast! [laughing] Do simmons! Simmons is old! he should have been out of the game years ago but he can’t stay home cuz he hates his wife! you’ve met her at the christmas parties, she’s the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you Tom, your the biggest brownnose ive ever seen. You’ve got ur head so far up mr. allan’s ass i can’t tell where you end and he beings! You have bad breathe caused my gingivitis! You couldn’t get a porn star off! Your hair piece looks like something that was killed crossing a highway i don’t know whether to comb it or scrap off with a shovel and bury it in lime! LOSER! WIMP! IDIOT! DEGENERATE! SLUUUUUUUUT! [laughing] i like your style Reede! Just the stuffy this company needs! A little irreverance! Good! i’ll see ya later dick-head! [laughs] Dick-head! Priceless
woman:do you like my dress?
Fletcher: Whatever takes the focus off your head!
Would I lie to you?
wow that was a nice image (tick tick) deleted!!
Wow.. that was a nice image *click click*.. deleted
yeah! in your bra!
You are the bigest brown-nose I’ve ever seen !!! You’ve got your head so far up Mr Allen’s ass , I can’t tell where you end he begins !!!!!!
You did it didn’t you; you stuffed her like a thanks giving turkey!
You found the claws only weekness…SUB ZERO TEMPERTUREZ *neeee..thmpph*
you have your head so far up his butt i dont know where you stop and he begins!!!!
You see that? He struck a child
You slammed her, you dunked her donuts, you gave her dog a snausage, you stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. RRaaarrrRRaaarrrRRaaarrr
you stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey!!!!
You will pay a terrible price
You’ve found the claw’s only weakness!!! Sub-zero temperature!!
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