1) What are you doing here? 2) Getting a beer 1) In Alaska? 2) yea well I like cold beer
(lilo with pickle jar and spoons) my friends need to be punished
(sniffs) Did you set yourself on fire again?
(sticking spoons dressed as little girls in a pickle jar, shakes the jar, sitting next to a voodoo book) My friends need to be punished.
(whispered) Do you know what tuna is?? (screamed) IT’S FISH!
*stitches ship* kaooooom boom
*stitch* (jumps from recage) ha um cheeky ha ha ha ha ha ah
*stitch* jumps on road and soots two raindrops then starts raining
heeeeee as het turns his head
reabit uku nada da chita chita honk honk crasnbhhh
stitch gets runover
*this situation is FAR too hazardous! that girl is a part of the mosquito food chain…HERE…educate urself!*
1) (waves brance threateningly at 2) Talk! I know you can!!
2) (sighs) Okay, okay…
1) AAAH!! (beats 2 with a branch)
1) Abomination!
2) Stupid-head!
1) Did you lose your job because of (name) and me? 2) Nah, the owner is a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead 1) I knew it
1) Did you lose your job mecause of stitch and me? 2) Nah. The Manager’s a vampire, and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. 1) I knew it.
1) Does it have to be that one? 2) yes he’s good, i can tell
1) Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I read her diary 2) She thinks its fancy?
1) He used to be a collie before he got ran over
1) You wreak everything you touch. Why not try building something for a change? *2 does as he is told* 1) Wow. San Francisco.
1) You’re head looks swollen 2) Actually, she’s just ugly
1)EEK..Save me 2)No more caffeine for you
1.I prefer to be called evil genius(mad laughing on his back)
Aliens are all about rules.
Are there any aminals in here?
are they intelligent? no but theyre very delicate in fact ever time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to start life all over again
“This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.â€
Bad dog barking at nothing
blue punchbuggy! no punchbacks!
Cobra Bubbles: Tell me, are you happy?
Lilo: I’m adjusted….I eat 3 meals a day and look both ways before crossing the street…
(Nani rooting her on)
Lilo: And get disiplined?
(Nani saying no)
Cobra Bubbles: Disiplined?
Lilo: Yeah, she disiplines me real good. Sometimes 5 times a day..With bricks!
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: …in a pillow case.
Conceirge-ering … is my life!
Do you know what tuna is made of?
Does this look infected to you?
Elvis was a model citizen.
G.C.W.- you look familiar? (stares at C.B. puzzled)
C.B.- CIA roswell
G.C.W.- oh yes you had hair back then.
……..
Nani- CIA?
C.B.- former CIA. Saved the world once convinced an alien race that mosquitos were an endangered race.
g=gantu
s=stitch
l=lilo
n=nani
g=relax enjoy the trip and look i even got you a little snack
ship takes of and stitch pops out of cace and lands on ground hurting his head
s=stands up rubbing his head then nani beats him with stick
Girl #1: Oh no, gravity is increasing on me.
Girl #2: No it’s not!
Girl #1: Sure it is, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday.
grand councilwoman- you!, your the cause of all this , if it weren’t for you experiment 626 none of…(stitch interoups)stitch! my name stitch!
grand councilwoman- o.k. if it weren@t for stitch er.
stitch- does stitch have to go in the ship
g.c-yes..
stitch- can stitch say goodbye
g.c. yes
stitch – thankyou (walks to lilo and nani)
g.c.- who are you?
stitch – this is my family i found it all on my oun its little and broken but still good, year still good (walks to ship sad)
pleaky- does he have to go
g.c. – you know as well as i do that our laws are absalute i can not change what the council has decided.
cobra- lilo didn’t you buy that thing from the shelter.
lilo – (takes out form) wait (puls g.c. robe)3 days ago i boutstitch from the shelter i payed 2 dollers for himm see the stamp if you take him your stealing.
g.c.- take note of this(takes cuffs of stitch) this creacher has been sentenced to life in exile which will be served out here on earth
g.c means grand councilwomman
He looks like a koala…an evil koala.
He used to be a collie before he got run over.
He will back up sewer systems, reverse street signs and steal everyone’s left shoe.
here educate yourself
Here! Educate yourself!
Hi my house s being attacked be aliens! oh good my dog found the chainsaw!
His destrctive programming is taking affect. He will irresistably drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse trafic signs and steal everyone’s left shoe
How do you plead?
Hula teacher: Lilo, why are you late?
Lilo: It’s Thursday!
*Teacher gives Lilo a weird look*
Lilo: *sigh* Every Thursday, I give Pudge the fish a sandwich, but we were out of peanut butter!
Hula teacher: Pudge is a….fish?
Lilo: So I asked my sister what I should give him, and she said tuna. I can’t give Pudge tuna! *whispers* Do you know what tuna is?
Hula teacher: It’s….fish….
Lilo: IT’S FISH!!!!! I can’t give Pudge fish! If I gave Pudge fish, I’d be an abomination! I had to go to the store, and buy peanut butter, cause all we had WAS STINKIN’ TUNA!!!!
Hula teacher: Lilo! Lilo! Why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: She’s crazy…..
*Lilo jumps on Myrtle and starts beating the crap out of her*
I am ALL ABOUT coffee!
I just wanna dance … I practiced!
I LIKE fluffy!
I prefer to be called evil genius!
I will always love ia for ever and always til’ he day i die and will neverlove any body else i luv u ian
I’m all about coffee……. I’m all about saving people…
I’m also cute and fluffy!!!
I’m no doctor, but I know there’s no better cure … than a couple of boards and some choice waves.
I’m sorry I bit you … and pulled your hair … and punched you in the face.
I’m the one they call when things go wrong … and things have indeed gone wrong.
Im so cute …. IM FLUFFY!!!!!!!
In case you’re wondering … this did not go well.
It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Its small and broken,but still good. Yeah,still good.
Jumba: Soooo… tell me, my little one eyed one. On which, poor, defenceless planet has my experiment been Unleasshhhhed?
L: Have you ever killed anybody? C: We’re getting off the subject.
L: You don’t look like a social worker. C: I’m a special classification.
Leave me alone to die.
Let me illuminate to you the percarious situation i which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
Lil:Hello…? Helllo…? Are there any Aminals in here? (all the dogs hide then stitch hears Lilo and pops out of cage)
Lilo:Hi!
Stitch:…Hi
Pound Owner:Oh yes all of our dogs are adoptable…EXCEPT THAT ONE Nani:WHAT IS THAT THING!?
Pound Owner: A dog…I think…It was dead this morning
Nani:it was DEAD this morning?
Lilo: I like it!
Lilo, Lo Lo, Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We’re getting a dog.
Lilo-Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house…They want my dog…
Plickly-no need to get the authorities involved….everythings okay here.
Cobra Bubbles- Lilo who was that?
LIlo- It’s okay my dog found the chainsaw.
Cobra Bubbles- no lilo don’t hang up….
(lilo hangs up phone)
Lilo: You have cobra tatooed on your knuckles. Cobra Bubbles, have you ever killed anybody. Mr Bubbles: We’re getting of the subject.
Lilo: A falling star I call it. Get out, Get out.
Nani: Oh No gravity is increasing on me.
Lilo: No it’s not.
Nani: Yes it is Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday
Lilo: Rotten sister you’re body is CRUSHING me!
Lilo: Ohana means ‘family’. Family means…(Nani and Lilo together) ‘nobody gets left behind’. Lilo: Or… Nani: Or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use ohana against me. (Lilo and Nani stick out their tongues at each other)
lilo: your knuckles say cobra.
*mr. bubbles cracks knuckles*
lilo: cobra bubbles… you don’t look like a social worker…
cobra: i’m special classification.
lilo: have you ever killed anyone?
cobra: we’re getting off the subject.
LILO: Your knuckles say Cobra.
Cobra Bubbles…
You don’t look like a social worker.
Did you ever kill anyone?
COBRA: We’re getting off the subject. Let’s talk about you… Are you…happy?
LILO: (big grin) (sighs) I’m ajusted. I eat 4 food groups and look both ways before crossing the street. I take long naps… and get disciplined?
COBRA: Disciplined.
LILO: (excitedly) Yeah she discliplines me real good! sometimes 5 times a day! with bricks!
COBRA: Bricks?
LILO: Uh-huh. In a pilowcase
NANI:OK thats enough sugar for you. Why don’t you run along you little cutie(through gritted teeth)
So… thirsty (walks over to refrigerator)
COBRA: let me illuminate to the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I and the one they call when things go wrong. And trust me things have indeed gone wrong.
Lilo:(To Stitch)You came back…
Stitch:(To Lilo)Nobody gets left behind…
(Lilo kisses Stitch on the nose)
Look how curious the little puppy is. this is my room and this is your bed. this is your dolly and bottle. see doesn’t spill. i filled it with coffee. hey thats my bed. NO DON’T TOUCH THAT DON’T EVER TOUCH THAT!
Look,a mosquito has chosen me for her perch. She’s so… Beatiful. Look!there’s another,why It’s a whole swarm of them, they’re nuzzling my skin with their noses, they’re…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mahalo plenty!
MEEGA NA LA QURISTA!
N: CIA? C: Former. Saved the world once.
nani-and your….. social worker- the ‘stupidhead’
Nani: I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push puree, bake you into a pie, and feed it to the social worker! And when he says ‘Wow, this is great! What’s your secrect?’ I’m gonna say….
*social worker pulls Nani out of dog door*
Nani: AH!! Love…and nurturing….Hi….
Nani: Something that wont die.Something sturdy,ya know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo,you lolo.Do we have a lobster door? No.We have a dog door.Were getting a dog.
Nani: You’re such a pain! Lilo:So why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead? Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Lilo: Good,then you’ll be happy, ’cause it’ll be smarter than me too! Nani: And quieter! Lilo: You’ll like it, ’cause it’s stinky,like you! (slams door) Nani:(really freaking out) GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!! Lilo:(opens door) I’m already in my room!!!! (slams door)
Nani; She has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that…thing.
New job … model citizen. Capisce?
No more caffeine for you!
Now, that’s not a real name…in Iceland…but here it’s a good name.
Officer:Ma I remind the captain that he is still on duty Captain:(Grunt sounds and walks away)seal the containment bay.(captain walks into the bridge and sits down)does this look infected.
Oh good … my dog found the chainsaw!
Oh GREAT! He’s loose!
Oh I can’t complain Mom .. I’m camping out with a convicted criminal.
Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!
Oh, yes, all of our dogs are adoptable. Except for that one!
Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
Ohana means family…Family means nobody gets left behind…or forgotten.
p: Oh good, I wanted to add theft, endangerment and insanity to the list of things I did today. J: You too?
Pickley: You’re just jealous cuz I’m pretty!
pilot (1): he took a police cruiser! pilot (2): ya,he took the red one
Pudge controls the weather.
S: Waiting … J: For what? S: My family!
She looks like she could use some lovin!
She needs some LOVIN’
Shelter worker: Mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable
*lilo and stitch walk out*
Shelter worker: EXCEPT THAT ONE!!
Nani: What is that thing?!?
Shelter worker: A dog…I think….but it was dead this morning!
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we THOUGHT it was dead! It was hit by a truck!
Social Worker: So tell me Lilo, are you happy?
Lilo: I’m adjusted. *saying what Nani is motioning to her behind SW’s back* I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street, and take long naps…
*Nani happily punches fist in the air*
Lilo: And get disciplined?
Social worker: Disciplined?
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good! Sometimes 5 times a day!
With bricks!
Nani: *whisperes* no!
Social worker: BRICKS?
Lilo: Uh huh. And a pillowcase.
Nani: O-KAY! That’s enough sugar for you. Why don’t ya run along *mutters irritatedly* ya little cutie….
Stitch- Stitch..
Grand Council Woman- what
Stitch-my name stitch
Grand Council Woman- okay stitch….(looks at stitch puzzled)
stitch- does stitch have to go on the ship?
Grand Council Woman- yes
stitch- can stitch say good bye?
Grand Council Woman- yes….(stitch walks by her to Lilo and Nani) Who are they?
stitch- this is my family…i found them..all on my own…it is little and broken but still good..yea still good
STUPID HEAD!!
Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet? Lilo: It’s sandwich day. Teacher: (Confused look) Lilo: Every Thursday i take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. Teacher: Pudge, is a fish?? Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna!!!! (wispers)Do you know what tuna is?? Teacher: (Confused) Fish??? Lilo: ITS FISH!!!!!!!! IF I GAVE PUDGE FISH, ID BE AN ABOLOMINATION!!!!!! IM LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY PEANUT BUTTER BECAUSE ALL WE HAD WAS, WAS STINKIN TUNA!!!!!! Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Lilo: (Seriously) Pudge controls the weather.
This is my family,,,I found it!
This is my family. It may be little and broken, but still good (still good).
This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.
Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience
Wanna listen to the King?? You look like an Elvis fan!!
Weega, nala kweesta!!
Well, that would be a BAD IDEA!!!
What about Ohana?
What we went hit?
WHAT? after all you put me through,you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT? …. Fine!
Why don’t you just sell me and buy a rabbit?
With just three easy steps, you too can be as popular as Elvis.
You could just date me and we’ll call it even.
You forgot Cute and Fluffy!!!
You leave my mother out of this!
You look like you’re an Elvis fan.
You no no no! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We’re getting a dog!
you rotten sister, your butt is CRUSHING ME! why do you hafta act so WEIRD?
Your knuckles say COBRA.
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