(singing)I’ve got a lovely bunch of cocnuts.dee da lee dee. There they are a standing in a row. Bum bum bum. Big ones small ones some the size of ya head…
1 Hey Uncle Scar? When I’m king, what’ll that make you? 2 A monkey’s uncle. 1 You’re so weird. 2 You have no idea.
1) You knew my father? 2) Correction. I know your father.
1) All righty, what have we got here? ……. Jeez, it’s a lion! Run,
Pumbaa! Move it!
2) Hey, Timon. It’s just a little lion. Look at him.
He’s so cute, and all alone! Can we keep him?
1) Hakuna Matata!
2) Hakuna matata?
3) Yeah, it’s our motto.
4) What’s a motto?
5) Nothing! What’s a motto with you? Ahh ha ha ha…!
1) He’d make a very handsome throw rug. 2) Zazu.. 1) and just think, whenever he gets dirty you could take him out and beat him.
1) Hey Boss!
2) Oh, What is it this time?
3) We got a bone to pick with you.
4) I’ll handle this….. Scar,
there’s no food, no water…
5) Yeah, it’s dinner time, and we ain’t got no
stinkin’ entrees.
6) It’s the lionesses’ job to do the hunting…
7) Yeah, but they won’t go hunt!
1) Hey Uncle Scar! Guess what!
2) I despise guessing games.
3) I’m going to be king of Pride Rock.
4) {Sarcastically} Oh goody.
5) My dad just
showed me the whole kingdom; and I’m going
to rule it all. Heh heh.
6) Yes. Well… forgive me for not leaping for joy.
Bad back, you know.
1) hey when im king, what’ll that make you?
2) a monkeys uncle
1) Hyenas. I hate hyenas. So what’s your plan for gettin’ past those guys?
2) Live bait.
1) Good idea. Heeey.
2) Come on, Timon– you guys have to create a diversion.
1) What do you want me to do? Dress in drag
and do the hula?
1) I never get to go anywhere. 2) Oh young master, one day you will be king, and then you can chase those miserable mangy slobering pooch’s from dawn untill dusk.
1) I thought things were bad under
Mufasa.
2) What did you say?!
3) I said Muf…I said, uh… ‘Qué pasa?’
1) I was untill the little fur ball came along. 2) That FUR BALL is my son and Your future king.
1) Mufasa! 2) (shivers) Oooh…say it again. 1) Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!
1) Simba… Let me tell you something that my father told me… Look
at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.
2) Really?
1) Yes… So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you … And so will I.
1) Sing me something. 2)Well…ahem-IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!! IT’S A- 1)No, no, no!! ANYTHING but that! 2)(rolls eyes) I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly-dee…here they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum…big ones, small ones, some as big as your HEAD!!
1) There is more to being king then just getting your way all the time. 2) There’s more?!
1) There’s one in every family, sire… Two
in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions.
2) What am I going to do with him?
1) He’d make a very handsome throw rug.
2) Zazu!!
1) And just think! Whenever he gets dirty, you could take him out and BEAT him.
1) Timon?
2) Yeah?
1) Ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
2) Pumbaa. I don’t wonder; I know.
1) Oh. What are they?
2) They’re fireflies. Fireflies that uh… got stuck up on that big… bluish-black… thing.
1) Oh. Gee. I always thought that they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
2) Pumbaa, wit’ you, everything’s gas.
1) Simba, what do you think?
3) Well, I don’t know…
1) Aw come on. Give, give, give .. Well, come on, Simba, we told you ours… pleeeease?
2) Come on, come on… give, give..
3) Well, somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
1) Really?
2) You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?
1) Uh. We’re going to fight your uncle… for this?
2) Yes, Timon; this is my home.
1) Ffh. Talk about your fixer-upper. Well, Simba, if it’s important to you, {bows} we’re with you to the end.
1) Welcome… to our humble home.
2) You live here?
1) We live wherever we want.
3) Yep. Home is where your rump rests. Heh!
2) It’s beautiful.
3) I’m starved.
2) I’m so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
1) Eeeahhah. We’re fresh out of zebra.
2) Any antelope?
1) Na ah.
2) Hippo?
1) Nope. Listen, kid; if you live with us, you have to
eat like us. Hey, this looks like a good spot to
rustle up some grub.
1)*singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight* ooo..sing with me Pumba! Pumba..Pumba?
2)SHE’S GONNA EAT ME!
1)And I thought things were bad under Mufasa. 2)What did you say?! 1)I said Muf–I said uh…Que pasa? 2)Good. Now get out. 1)Yeah but…we’re still hungry. 2) OUT!!!
1)And if they fall in love tonight, it can be assumed. 2)His carefree days with us are history. 1 & 2)In short our pal is doomed. (dramatic crying)
1)Creepy little monkey. Will you stop following me?! Who are you?! 2)The question is who are YOU? 1)I thought I knew. Now I’m not so sure. 2)Well, I know who you are. Shhh! Come here! It’s a secret. (whispering) Asante san, a squished banana…
1)Enough already! What’s that supposed to mean anyway?! 2)It means you’re a baboon…and I’m not. HAHAHAHA! 1)I think you’re a little confused. 2)Wrong! I am not the one who’s confused you don’t even know who you are! 1)Oh, and I suppose YOU know. 2)Sure do. You’re Mufasa’s boy. (1 gasps and turns around) 2)Bye.
1)I can’t marry her! She’s my friend! 2)Yeah, it’d be so weird. 3)Well, sorry to bust your bubble but you lovebirds have no choice! It’s a tradition going back generations. 1)Well, when I’m king, that’ll be the first thing to go. 3)Not so long as I’m around. 1)Well, in that case, you’re fired. 3)Hmm, nice try but only the king can do that. 2)Well, he’s the future king. 1)Yeah, so you gotta do what I tell you!
1)Oh, just look at you two. Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savanna. Your parents will be thrilled. What with you being betrothed and all– 2)Be WHAT? 1)Betrothed. Intended. Effianced. 3)Meaning…? 1)One day you two are going to be married! 2)Yuck! 3)Ew!
1)We’re way beyond the boundary of the pride lands! 2)Heh heh. Look, banana beak is scared! 1)That’s MR. Banana Beak to you, fuzzy!
1)You knew my father? 2)Correction: I KNOW your father. 1)I hate to tell you this, but he died…a long time ago. 2)NOPE! Wrong again! HA HA! He’s alive! And I’ll show him to you! You follow old Rafiki, he knows the way!
1)You know you’re starting to sound like my father. 2)Good. At least ONE of us does!
1- I can see what’s happening. 2-What? 1-And they don’t have a clue. 2-Who? 1- They’ll Fall in love and Here’s the bottom line. Our Trio’s down to two. 2-Oh.
1-lions are so pushy 2-and hairy 1- and stinky 2-and man are they… 1&2-UUUUGGGGGLLLLYYYY!!!!!
1. He looks blue. 2. I’d say brownish gold. 1. No, I mean, he’s depressed.
1. Stampede. In the gorge. Simba’s down there. 2. Simba!?
1. *whispering* I thought things were better with Mufasa. 2. WHAT DID YOU SAY?! 1. I said…um…que pasa?
1. he looks blue 2. I’d say brownish-gold 1. No i mean he’s depressed 2. oh!
1. Hey, this looks like a good place to rustle up some grub. 2. Eww, what’s that? 1. A grub.
1. Hey, what’s going on here? Who’s the monkey!? 2. Simba’s gone back to challenge Scar. 1. Who? 2. Scar. 3. Who’s got a scar? 2. No no no no, it’s his uncle. 1. The monkey’s his uncle? 2. NO! Simba’s gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as King. 1. & 3. Ohhh.
1. Mmm, our son is up early. 2. Before sunrise he’s YOUR son.
1. Mufsa… 2. Oooo, say it again!
1. Someday I will be king over all this. 2. Forgive me for not jumping for joy. Bad back, you know. 1. What will you be when I am king? 2. A monkey’s uncle.
1. That’s not my father, that’s just my reflection 2. No, look harder.
[Simba’s reflection changes to that of his father.] 2. You see? He lives in you! 3. Simba. 1. Father?! 3. Simba, you have forgotten me. 1. No! How could I? 3. You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life. 1. How can I go back!? I’m not who I used be! 3. Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember…
1. Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there? 2. Pumbaa, I don’t wonder; I know. 1. Oh. What are they? 2. They’re fireflies that got stuck up in that bluish-black thing. 1. Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. 2. Pumbaa, with you, everything’s gas.
1. We’ll always be together, right? 2. Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars, the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us. 1. Really? 2. Yes. So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I.
1. We’re gonna fight your uncle… for this? 2. Yes, Timon. This is my home. 1. Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
1. What made you decide to go back? 2. I had the sense knocked into me…. literally.
1. What’s eating you, kid? 2. Nothing. He’s at the top of the food chain!!
1.hes holding back hes hiding but what i cant decied way wont he be the king i know he is the king i see inside
1.MUFASSA 2.ohhehe.do it again! 3.MUFASSA!
1.Who’s the monkey? 2.Simba’s gona back to challenge Scar. 1.Who? 2.Scar. 3.Who’s got a scar? 2.No. It’s his uncle. 1.The monkey’s his uncle? 2.No! Simba’s gone back to challenge his uncle…to take his place as king. 1&3.Oh.
1.Who’s the monkey? 2.Simba’s gone back to challenge Scar. 1.Who? 2.Scar. 3.Who’s got a scar? 2.No. It’s his uncle. 1.The monkey’s his uncle? 2.No! Simba’s gone back to challenge his uncle…to take his place as king. 1&3.Oh.
1: What did you do taht for? 2: it doesn’t matter its in the past 1: well it hurt 2: yes the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can run from it or… learn from it (hits him with the stick and he ducks)… there see
1: Asante asana sqaush banana way minugu mimi apana! 2: What does that even mean? 1: It means you are a baboon, and I’m not! 2: I think you’re a little confused. 1: I’m not the one who’s confused. You don’t even know who you are!
1: Hey Uncle Scar, guess what? 2: I despise guessing games. 1: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I’m gonna rule it all! 2: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know. 1: Hey, Uncle Scar, when I’m king, what’ll that make you? 2: A monkey’s uncle. 1: You’re so wierd. 2: You have no idea.
1: So, where you from? 2: I doesn’t matter. I can’t go back. 1: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great, so are we. 3: What’d you do, kid? 2: Something terrible. I don’t want to talk about it. 1: Good, we don’t want to hear about it.
1; Why, when he was a young warthog!
2;WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!!!
1;Yes *name* very nice. He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal, he could clear the Savannah after every meal.
2;I’m a sensitive soul, though I seemed thick skinned. And it hurt, and my friends never stood down wind.Oh the shame!
1;Oh the shame!
2;Thought of changing my name!
1;Oh what’s in a name?
2;And I got down hearted!
1;How did you feel?
2;Every time that I…
1;Sshh *name* not in front of the kids.
2;Oh, sorry!
1) Can’t you see what’s happening? 2) What? 1) And they don’t have a clue. 2) Who? 1) They’ll fall in love, and here’s the bottomline, our trio’s down to two. 2) Oh! 1) The sweet caress of twlight, there’s magic everywhere, and with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster’s in the air!
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
Life’s not fair, is it? You see I, well I, shall never be king. And you will never see the light of another day. MMMM, adieu.
And here’s MY little secret: I killed Mufasa
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? They call mr Mr.Pig!
Banzai: Man i hate lions
Shenzi: They’re pushy
Banzai: And hairy
Shenzi: And stinky
Banzai: And man are they
Shenzi and Banzai: UGLY.
{laughing}
Timon: Hyena’s I hate Hyena’s so what’s the plan to get pasted those guys.
Adult Simba: Live Bait.
Timon: Good Idea …… Hey .
Adult Simba: Come on Timon you and Pumbaa can create a Deversion
Timon: What do you want me to do dress in Drag and do the Hula !
Luau If your hungry for a hunk of fat juicy meat eat my buddy Pumbaa here cause he is a treat come on down and dine on this tasty swine all you have to do is get in line. Are you Aching..
Pumbaa: Yup yup.
Timon: For some bacon.
Pumbaa: Yup yup.
Timon: He’s a big pig.
Pumbaa: Yup yup.
Timon: You can be a big pig too OY AH AH AH.
{Timon and Pumbaa scream and run away while hygena’s chase them}.
Timon: Let me out let me out.
Zazu: No no let me in.
Timon: Please dont eat me.
Pumbaa: Drop em.
Banzai: Hey who’s the pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to me.
Timon: Uh Oh No they called him a pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to me.
Timon: Ya shouldnt have done that.
pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME.
Timon: Now there in for it.
Pumbaa: THEY CALLED ME MR PIG AH AH AH AH.
Timon: Where gone to fight your uncle for this.
Adult Simba: Yes Timon this is my home.
Timon: Whoa Talk about your fixer-upper….
BELCH! Nice one, Simba.
Can’t cut it out it would grow right back.
Carniovores…oy!
Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in
the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!
Don’t turn your back on me, Scar!
go for the jugular!
Ha! Pinned ya again!
Ha! Pinned ya!
HAKUMA NATATA WHAT A WONDERUL PHRASE….its means no worries for the rest of your dayys…
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna matata. What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna matata. Ain’t no passing craze. It’s a problem free..philosophy. Hakuna matata.
Hakuna Mattata
hakunamatata
Have you got your Lions crossed!
he’s so cute and all alone. can we keep him!?
Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop, all the way to the birdy boiler~
Hyenas1:if you come back will kill Him?
Hyenas2:YEEAH YA HEAR THAT AND IF YOU COME BACK WILL KILL YA!
I beg your oardon madam but get of!
I beg your pardon Madam, but…GET OFF!!! Simba?! Nala?!
I quiver with FEAR…
I’m only brave when I have to be. Simba, being
brave doesn’t mean you go around looking for
trouble.
i’ve got a loevly bunch of coconuts.. (didely dee).. there they are a standing in a row..(dum dum dum) big ones small ones some as big as ur head!!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, tweedle de dee, there they are a’sitting in a row, bom bom bom bom…
I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts…(da dadada)..Big Ones, Small ones
i’ve never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair!
If I have to choke down on another one of those moldy,
disgusting crackers! BAM! WHAP!
if ur aching, for sum bacon, he’s a big pig, u can b a big pig too, ooh!
if youre hungry for some big fat and juicy meat eat my buddy pumba over here because he is a treat party ends at nine gotta get some swine all you gotta do is get in line…are ya achin’ (yup yup yup) for some bacon (yup yup yup) hes a big pig YOU CAN BE A BIG PIG TOO…
Impeccable timing, Your Majesty.
It’s clear from your vacant expression the lights are not all on upstairs…
Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone’s okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
Life’s not fair, is it? You see I — well, I… shall
never be King. {exhale lightly} And you… shall never
see the light of another day. {closed-mouth laughter.
Starts to places mouse on his extended tongue} …
Adieu…
Luau!
If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Aaaare you achin’
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee’s a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.
Oy!
Mufasa (James Earl Jones):Simba…I am your father. (not really in the movie, but it should be)
Mufasa: Don’t turn your back on me Scar.
Scar: Oh no Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me.
Mufasa: Is that a challenge?
Scar: Temper, temper. I wouldn’t dream of challenging you.
Zazu: Pitty! Why not?
Scar: Cause when it comes to brains I got the lions share, but when it comes to brute, strength…I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.
No king, no king, la la la la la la!!!
No King, No King, LALALALALALA!!!!!
Now, here’s MY little secret: I…killed…Mufasa.
OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING!!
Ooh, I shall practise my curtsey.
ooo shivers me
Pardon me, Madam but…GET OFF!!! Simba? Nala?
Person 1-*Singing* Owimbue
Owimbube *keeps going*
Person 2-*Singing* In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle
*Person 1 turns to follow a bug still singing*
Person 2-*Singing* The lion sleeps to-*Speaking* I can’t hear ya, buddy, back me up! A-WEEEE-ee-EE-ee ba-Pum-ba-bum-ba-way!!*realizes person 1 isnt there*A-Pumbaa? Pumbaa?
Pinned ya. Pinned ya again.
Pumbaa: I gravel at your feet. Timon: It’s not gravel its groval and your not the king anyways are you? Simba: NO!
Rafiki: (hits simba over the head with his stick)
Simba: Ouch! Jeez! What was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn’t matter, its in the past.
Simba: Yeah but it still hurts!
Rafiki: The past can hurt. But the way i see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
(swings at simba again, but simba ducks out of the way)
Rafiki: AHH you see. So what are you going to do?
Remember who you are
right.. so how do we ditch the dodo?
same of us fall by the wayside and some of us soar into the stars some of us sail through our troubles and some have to live with the scars
Scar: Life’s not fair is it? If it were, i would be king!
SHES GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!
Simba I know your my nephew but we can keep it all in the family. What the hell are you smokin’ nigga.
Simba, I’m kinda in the middle of a bath
Simba. Look up at the stars.
Simba: All right, it worked!
Nala: We lost ‘im.
Simba: {Arrogantly} I… am a genius.
Nala: Hey, Genius, it was my idea.
Simba: Yeah, but I pulled it off.
Nala: With me!
Simba: Oh yeah? …Rrarr!
{Simba jumps at Nala; they tussle quickly. Nala ends on
top and pins Simba with her forepaws, producing a
resounding thump.}
Nala: Ha. Pinned ya.
Simba: {Annoyed} Hey, lemme up.
{Nala turns away smiling. Simba looks at her and jumps at her
again. They tussle, rolling down a short hill. She pins him
again in the same position with another thump.}
Nala: Pinned ya again.
Simba: Danger?! ha, I walk on the wild side! I laugh in the face of danger! ha ha ha!
Simba: Scar, if I’m king what will that make you?
Scar: A monkey’s uncle.
Simba: Scar, you’re so funny.
Simba: You’re starting to sound like my father. NAla: Good. At least one of us does.
sing something with a little bounce in it
SMACK!! Simba – Hey?! What’d you do that for?? Rafiki – It does not matter. It is in de past.
Tastes like chicken.
The monkey’s his uncle?
The past can hurt, but he way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
Timon: oh this stinks. Pumba: oh sorry. Timon- not you him, her alone.
To you, Pumbaa, everything’s gas.
u ppl are all freaks!
We’re different. People are always afraid of what’s different.
what did you say? Que pasa?
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
What does it matter it’s in the past
When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
Whoa, whoa, time out. Let me get this straight. You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him, and everyone’s OKAY with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
Why do I always have to save your…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yes the past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it…
yes the past may hurt, but from the way i see it, u can run from it or learn from it
You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life.
You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten
me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what
you have become. You must take your place in the
Circle of Life.
you know her, she knows you, and shes trying to eat him and everybodies ok with this
You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?! HAHAAHAHAHA! What mook made that up?!
you said you’d always be there for me…but your not…and it’s because of me
You think you know a guy….
You’ve gotta put your behind, in your past.
Zazoo: I’ve got a lovely bunch of cocunuts dodaly do there they are a just standing in a row big ones small ones some as big as yur head
Zazoo:There is one in every family sire… 2 in mine actually and they always manage to ruin special occasions
Mufasa: What shall I ever do with him?
Zazoo: He’d make a handsome throw rug, and just think, every time he gets dirty you can take it out and beat him…
Zazu: Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
Scar: Oh look Zazu, you made me lose my lunch.
Zazu: You’ll lose more than that when the king gets through with you. He’s as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
Zazu: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts all them standing in a row
Scar: bum bum
Zazu and Scar: small ones bigs ones some as big as your head
ZAZU: I’VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS…THERE ALL STANDING IN A ROW…BIG ONES SMALL ONES…ONES AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD !! ( SONG)
Zazu: Nobody knows the troubles I see. Nobody knows my sarrow. Scar:OH Zazu, do please lighten up. Sing something witha little bounce in it. Zazu: It’s a small world after all.. Scar: No no no! Anything but that Zazu: I got a lovely bunch of coconuts. De-el-la-de. There they are a standing in a row. Boom boom boom. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Zazu: noooooooooooooobody knows, the troubles i see. noooooooooobody knows, my sorrow. scar: oh do lightn up zazu, sing something with a little more BOUNCE in it. Zazu: Its a small world after all. Scar: OH no no no anything but that! Zazu: Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedileedee and there they are standing in the road, (scar: bum bum bum) zazu: big ones small ones some as big as your head, oh i wouldve never had to do this for mufasa. Scar: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Zazu: OH nothing!
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