#1) I’m up to 3 already! #2) I’ve got 16!
#1) Toss me. #2) what? #1) I cannot jump the distance you’ll have to toss me….don’t tell the elf.
#1) We should just leave him. #2) No!! That would kill us!
#1: We ain’t had nuffin but maggoty bread for THREE STINKING DAYS!
#2: Shyeah! Why can’t we have some meat? Wot about them? They look…fresh!
#1: They are NOT for eating!
#3: Wot about their legs? They don’t need those!
[chops off his head]
#1: Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
#1: What is taters? #2: Taters. You know; po-tay-toes?!
#1: You could have picked a better spot! Whats going on? #2: would you like me to describe it to you, or do you want me to find you a box?!
#1:What is it, what do you smell? #2:(sniff,sniff)Menflesh!
(1)We already had a breakfast! (2)Well, what about second breakfast?
(3)I don’t think he knows about second breakfast (2)Second breakfast? What about elevensye, noonsye, afternoon tea, supper, dinner? Does he know those?
(from the extended version)
Legolas: Final count, 42.
Gimli: 42! That’s not bad for a pointy-eared, elvish princeling. But I myself am sitting pretty on 43.
*Legolas suddenly shoots the dead orc Gimli is sitting on*
Legolas: 43!
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: …..he was twitching.
Gimli: He was twitchin’ cause he’s got my axe embedded in his nervous system! *Gimli jiggles axe handle, orc starts twitching*
(picks up frodo) (Crying) Sam: Do you remeber the shire,Mr. Frodo? Ms. Spring Soup? The Orchards will be in blossom and the birds will be nestin and the haze il thicken, and they’ll be sowin the summer barley in the lower fields, and eatin the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries? Frodo: No Sam, I dont recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, or the-the touch of grass. (breathes heavier) Naked in the dark, theres nothing- no veil, between me and the ring of fire, I can see him, with my waking eyes! (loud crying angry voice) Sam: Then let us be rid of it! ONCE AND FOR ALL!! Come on Mr. Frodo I cant carry it for you BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!! COME ON!!!!
*im not sure if the words are correct! but the actions are…and the actions are funny!) Gollum- Forrbidden pool, is nice and cool…say juciy fish! (bangs fish on ground) such sweet fish! (bangs fish again) (trys to take a bite of the fish and it wiggles out of his hands, he leans forward and grabs it, banging it once agian multiple times on the rock)
-What do you fear my lady?
-A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them. And
all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
…the White Wizard approaches…
1 They have seen too many winters! 2 Some too little.
1)
What’s happening out there?
2)
Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
1) Hey, Stinker! Don’t go gettin’ too far ahead! 2) Why do you do that? 1) What? 2) Call him names, run him down all the time? 1) Because… because that’s what he is. Mr. Frodo. There’s naught left in ‘im but lies and deceit. It’s the Ring he wants. It’s all ‘e cares about. 2) You have no idea what it did to him, what it’s still doing to him. I want to help him, Sam. 1) Why? 2) Because I have to believe he can come back. 1) Ye can’t save ‘im, Mr. Frodo. 2) What do you know about it? Nothing! …I’m sorry, Sam. I don’t know why I said that. 1) Well, I do. It’s the Ring. You can’t keep your eyes off it. I’ve seen you. You’re not eatin’, you barely sleep. It’s taking a hold of you, Mr. Frodo. Ye have to fight it! 2) I know what I have to do, Sam. The Ring was entrusted to me. It’s my task! Mine! My own! 1) Can’t you hear yerself? Don’t you know who ye sound like?
1) I can’t do this Sam. 2) I know. Its all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here.
1) I can’t see! What’s going on? 2) Would you like me to describe it to you? Or shall I fetch you a box?
1) I will not risk open war! 2) Open war is upon you, whether you risk it or not.
1) I will not risk open war! 2) Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
1) I will not risk open war.
2) Open war is upon you, whether you risk it or not.
1) I’m sure Gandalf didn’t mean for this to happen. 2) He didn’t mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam.
1) Most have seen too many winters 2) Or too few.
1) Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall. 2)They may yet still be alive.
1) This is a dream. 2) Then it is a good dream.
1) This looks strangely familiar.2) Because we’ve been walking in circles!
1) Toss me!
2)What?
1)I carn’t jump the distance you’ll toss me
2) O.K
1) Just don’t tell the elf
1) Toss me. 2) What? 1)I cannot jump the distance! You’ll have to toss me! ….uhh, don’t tell the elf.
1) We have agreed… 2) Yes…? 1) I have told your names to the Ents and we have agreed…you are not orcs. 3) Well, that’s good news. 2) And what about Saruman? Have you come to a decision about him? 1) Now, don’t be hasty, Master Meriadoc. 2) Hasty?! Our friends are out there! They cannot fight this war on their own. 1) War, yes, it affects all of us. But you must understand young hobbit, it takes a very long time to say anything in old Entish, and we never say anything unless it’s worth taking a very long time to say.
1) You’ve forgotten one of the chief characters! Samwise the Brave. Frodo wouldn’t have gotten very far without Sam.
2) Aw Mr. Frodo, don’t make fun. I’m being serious.
1) So am I.
1)…they kept going because they were holdin’ on to somethin’. 2)What are we holding on to Sam? 1)That there’s some good in this world, and its worth fightin’ for.
1)He doesnt look too happy does he?
2)not too happy at all merry.
1)still i suppose the view would be quite nice from up there
2)oh yes…its a quality establishment, i hear the staff are very good………what are you doing?
1)nothing…worlds back to normal thats all.
2)no it isnt, i’m starving.
1)well good luck trying to find something decent to eat around here. i expect its all dead rats and mouldy bread.
1)How many are there? Six hundred? 2) No,ten thousand. 1)Ten thousand? There is no such number.
1)Look! Look! See what (1) finds! Ehehe! Hohohhooo! They are young! They are tender and nice. Yes they are! Eat them. Eat them.
2)
Make him sick you will, behaving like that. There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
1)
Argh!! What’s he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!
2)
What’s to ruin? There’s hardly any meat on them. What we need it a few good taters.
1)
What’s taters? Preciousss, what’s taters? Huh?
2)
Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
1)
Phooh!
2)
Even you couldn’t say no to that.
1)
Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to ussss raw and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!
2)
You’re hopeless.
1-I have made my choice. 2-He is not coming back!
1-Put it on Mr. Frodo. Disappear! 2-I can’t.
1. Every villager able to weild a sword has been sent to the armory.My lord? 2. Who am I Gamlee? 1. You are our king, Sire. 2. And do you trust your king? 1. Your men,my lord, will follow you to whatever end. 2. To whatever end.
1. Give us your name, horse rider and I shall give you mine! 2. I would shoot you, dwarf, if your head stood a little higher above the ground. 3.(points arrow) You would die before your stroke fell!
1. I got 3 2. I got 17! 1. Argh! I shall not be outscored by some pointed eared elf!
1. Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? 2. They’ve headed North! They are taking the hobbits to Isengard! 1. Saruman
1. These are no soldiers 2. Most of have seen too many winters 3. Or to few
1. They’re frightened. I can see it in their eyes.
*random people stare @ him*
Boe a hun: neled herain dan caer menig.(and they should be: 300 against 10,000.)
2. Si beriathar hyn. Amar na ned Edoras.(They have more hope of defending themselves here than at Edoras.)
1. *person 2*, men i ndagor. Hyn u…*no clue*…ortheri. Natha daged aen! (*person 2*, We are warriors. They cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!
2. Then I shall die as one of them!
1. We ain’t had nothin’ but maggotty bread for three stinkin’ days. we want some meat.
2. yeah. what about them? they’re fresh.
3. they are not for eating.
4. what about they’re legs they don’t need them.
1. We wants it. We needs it. Must have the preciousssss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesssss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!
2-No! Not Master.
1-Yes, precious. Falsse. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
2-Master’s my friend.
1-*tauntingly* You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU…
2-*covers ears* Not listening. Not listening.
1-You’re a liar and a thief.
2- *shakes head and looks innocent* Nope.
1- Mur….derer…!
2-*starts to weep and whimper* Go away.
1-Go away! *cackles*
2-*weeping and in a small voice* I hate you. I hate you!
1-*fiercely* Where would you be without me? *gollum,gollum* I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me.
2-*resolute* Not anymore.
1-*startled* What did you say?
2- Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.
1-*tips head to side* What?
2-Leave now and never come back.
1-NO!
2-*louder* Leave now and never come back!
1-*growls* ARGH!
2- LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK! *pants and looks around* We…we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousssss. *does happydance* Gone, gone, gone! *person 2* is FREE!!!!
1. What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the riddamark? Speak quickly! 2. Give me your name horsemaster and i shall give you mine. 1. I would cut off your head,dwarf,if it stood but a little higher from the ground. 3.*pointing bow and arrow at head* You would die before your stroke fell!
1.Look at them their frightened,you can see it in their eyes *people look* Voya hoon nale tiron di carmineek(And they should be three hundred againt ten thousand)2. Se biriath un hoon amon at e edoras ( they have a better hope defending themselves here than at Edoras)1.Aragorn nadir daggur hen uduir altere natha daka thior (they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!) 2. Then I shall die as one of them
1.taters 2.taters? 1.you know po-ta-tos…mash ’em fry ’em stick ’em in some stew!
1: A great host, you say?
2: All Isengard is emptied.
1: How many?
2: Ten thousand strong at least.
1: [astonished] Ten thousand?
2: It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men.
1: Let them come.
1: I can’t see! What’s going on?
2: Would you like me to describe it to you? Or shall I fetch you a box?
1: I’ve got two already
2: 17
1: Well we’ve decided your not orcs
2: Well that’s good news
1: What’s happening out there?
2: Shall I describe it to you… or would you like me to go find you a box?
1: [after killing an orc] That’s two already.
2: I’m on seventeen… (kills two more) nineteen!
1: What! I’ll not let some pointy-ear out-score me!!
1:Master my freind
2: you don’t have any friends, nobody likes you
1; i’m not listerning
Aragorn: You are most welcome!
Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of Men. They will be here by nightfall.
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your Elf eyes see?
Éomer: Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters. Farewell.
Éomer: Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps.
Eowyn: Your words are poison.
Gimli: It’s one of their wee belts.
Grima: You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan. Under pain of death!
Grima: You see much Éomer, Son of Éomund. Too much.
Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside Men once more.
Legolas: Come, Gimli! We are gaining on them!
Saruman: Take back the lands they stole from you!
Burn every village!
Aragorn: What is it you fear, my lady? Eowyn: A cage.
Elron: (to Arwen) If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true.. you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death. An image of the splendour of the kings of men in glory, undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on, in darkness and in doubt. As nightfall winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to you grief, under the fading trees, until all the world has changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent. Arwen.. there is nothing for you here, only death.
Faramir: Where are you leading them? Answer me!
Gollum: Sméeeeeagol… Why are you crying, Sméeeeagol?
Sméagol: Cruel men hurts us. Master tricksed us.
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Sméagol: Master is our friend… our friend.
Gollum: Master betrayed ussssss!
Sméagol: No, not it’s business. Leave us alone.
Gollum: Filthy little hobbitsesss! They stole it from usss!
Sméagol: No.. no..
Faramir: What did they steal?
Gollum: (shouting, angrily) My PRECIOUS!!!!
Galadriel: (to Elron) In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his life. You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the Ring grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand to take the Ring for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving his goal. For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even until the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?
Galadriel: I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned ‘wilith. (The world is changed; I can feel it in the water, I can feel it in the earth, I can smell it in the air.)
Gimli: It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for dwarf men. (Eowyn turns around to look at Aragorn)
Aragorn: It’s the beards.
Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women. And the dwarves just, spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance so you’ll have to toss me. Ehh.. Don’t tell the elf.
Gollum: (imagining the Ring in his hand) So bright! So beautiful… ah, precious!
Frodo: What did you say?
Sméagol: Master should be resting. Master needs to keep up his strength.
Frodo: Who are you?
Sméagol: Mustn’t ask us. Not it’s business. (gollum) (gollum)
Frodo: Gandalf told me you were one of the river-folk.
Sméagol: (rhymes) Cold be heart in hand and bone, and cold be travellers far from home.
Frodo: He said your life was a sad story.
Sméagol: (rhymes) They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead.
Frodo: You were not so different from a Hobbit once. Were you.. Sméagol?
Sméagol: (innocently, eyes full of hope) What did you call me?
Frodo: That was your name once, wasn’t it? It was a long time ago.
Sméagol: My.. my name.. Sméagol.
Gollum: (Sneaking up on the hobbits) The thieves! The thieves! The filthy
little thieves! Wheeere isssit? Wheeere isssit? They stole it from us. My preciousssss. Curse them! We hates them. It’s ours, it is, and we wants it back!
Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us, sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy falssse!
Sméagol: No, no! Master!
Gollum: Yesss. Precious first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!
Sméagol: (shakes his head) Master’s my friend.
Gollum: You don’t have any friends! Nobody likes you.
Sméagol: (puts hands over ears) I’m not listening.. not listening.
Gollum: You’re a liar.. and a thief!
Sméagol: (shakes head) Nope.
Gollum: MURrrrDerrrer
Sméagol: (breaks down crying with guilt) Go away.
Gollum: Go away? (evil laugh)
Sméagol: I hate you. I hate you.
Gollum: Where would you be without me?! (gollum)(gollum) I saved us. It was ME. We survived because of ME!
Sméagol: Not anymore.
Gollum: What did you say?
Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.
Gollum: What?
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.
Gollum: (very angry) Nooo!
Sméagol:
Pippin: Maybe Treebeard’s right. We don’t belong here, Merry. It’s too big for us. What can we do in the end? We’ve got the Shire. Maybe we should go home.
Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And… and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won’t be a Shire, Pippin.
Pippin: Shall we offer Treebeard some? Merry: No…You don’t know…it might be a distant relative… Pippin: Oh! I see…! Don’t be hasty! Merry: Barrum!!!
Roc: Yeah! Why can’t we have some meat? (Looking at Merry & Pippin): What about them? They’re freshshsh!
Uglúk: They are not for eating!
Grishnákh: What about their legs? They don’t need those. Ooh! They look tasty!
Sam: Hey Stinker, don’t go getting too far ahead!
Frodo: Why do you do that?
Sam: What?
Frodo: Call him names. Run him down all the time.
Sam: Because.. Because that’s what he is, Mr. Frodo. There’s naught left in ‘im but lies and deceit. It’s the Ring he wants. It’s all he cares about.
Frodo: You have no idea what it did to him. What it’s still doing to him. I want to help him, Sam.
Sam: Why?
Frodo: Because, I have to believe he could come back.
Sam: You can’t save him, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: (gets angry) What do YOU know about it?! NOTHING!.. I’m sorry, Sam. I don’t know why I said that.
Sam: I do.. It’s the Ring. You can’t take your eyes off it. I’ve seen you. You’re not eating. You barely sleep. It’s taken a hold of you Mr. Frodo. You have to fight it.
Frodo: I know what I have to do, Sam. The Ring was entrusted to ME. It’s my task. Mine. My own!
Sam: Can’t you hear yourself? (referring to Gollum) Do you know who you sound like?
Sam: What are you doing? Where are you going? (Frodo is about to put on the Ring when Sam runs up and tackles him. The hobbits roll down the stairs, Sam landing on Frodo who rolls over and draws his sword preparing to kill Sam)
Sam: It’s me. It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam?
Frodo: (Frodo drops the sword, Sitting) I can’t do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: (He helps Frodo up as Smeagol watches Sam listening to his every word) That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Sméagol: (to Sam) Argh!! What’s he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!
Sméagol: What’s taters, Preciousss? What’s taters? Huh?
Sam: Po-ta-toes!! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even YOU couldn’t say no to that.
Sméagol: Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!
Sam: You’re hopeless.
Sméagol: (Singing) Rock and pool, Is nice and cool, So juicy sweeeet. I only wish, To catch a fish, So juicy sweeeeet!
Sméagol: Master… Master looks after us. Master wouldn’t hurt us.
Gollum: Master broke his promise!
Sméagol: Don’t ask Sméagol. Poor, poor Sméagol.
Gollum: Master betrayed us! Wicked, tricksy, false! We ought to wring his filthy little neck! Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both. And then we take the Preciousss and we be the master.
Sméagol: But the fat hobbit. He knows. Eyes always watching.
Gollum: Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyses. And make him crawl.
Sméagol: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Gollum: Kill them both.
Sméagol: Yes! No. No. It’s too risky, it’s too risky.
Sam: Where’s he gone? Oi! Gollum, where are you?
Frodo: Sméagol?
Gollum: We could let Her do it.
Sméagol: Yes. She could do it.
Gollum: Yes, Precious, She could. And then we takes it once they’re dead.
Sméagol: Once they’re dead. Hush! (silence) Come on, hobbits. Long ways to go yet. Sméagol will show you the way.
Gollum: (evil look in his eye as he turns away from Frodo and Sam) Follow me.
All dead.All rotten.
Gimli comes stumbling out behind some rocks.
Legolas: Come! We are gaining on them!
Gimli: I am wasted on cross country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! talking to himself Breathe!! *inhales deeply then exhales with a loud* Hooooo.
Gollum. Gollum.
A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.
a red sun rises
blood has been spilt this night
A red sun rises, blood has been been spilt this night.
A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.
A red sun rises, Blood has been spilt on this Night
A red sun rises, Blood has been spilt this night.
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
A Red sun rises…blood has been spilled this night.
A wizard should know better!
Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see the last days of my house.
All dead, all rotten. Elves and Men and Orcses…
And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. One stage of your journey ends, another begins
Aragon:legoles what do your elf eyes see.
Aragorn to Brego (his horse) Mae carnen, Brego, mellon nin. (Well Done, Brego, my friend)
ARAGORN TO LEGOLAS: U-moe edhored, Legolas. (There is nothing to forgive, Legolas)
Aragorn- Have you some skill with a blade
Ewoyn- The women of this country learned long ago, i fear neither death nor pain
Aragorn- what do u fear my lady
Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop until nightfall. Pippin: What about breakfast? Aragorn: You’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one yes, what about second breakfast? Merry: Don’t think he knows ’bout second breakfast Pip. Pippin: What about elevenses, luncheons, afternoon tea, dinner, supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he? Merry: I would count on it. (Aragorn tosses two apples over the bushes to the hobbits, one hits Pip in the head) Merry: Pippin!
Aragorn: I don’t know, there are hundreds of them
Gimli: Toss me!
Aragorn: *acting innocent* What?
Gimli: it is too far to jump, so you’re going to have to toss me!
Aragorn: you sure? You ready?
Gimli: Just, don’t tell the elf…
Aragorn: Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?
Eomer: What business do an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?
Gimli: Give me your name, horse master, and i shall give ya mine.
Eomer: I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: And you would die before your stroke fell!
Aragorn: You have a chance for another life…away from war and grief and despair.
Arwen: Why are you saying this?
Aragorn: I am mortal. You are Elf kind. It was a dream Arwen, nothing more.
Aragorn:Legolas, what do your Elf eyes see?
Legolas:The Urks are moving east. They are taking them to Isengard
Aragorn:Saruman
Be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not travel through shadow and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!
Be silent. And keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
Boromir: This city, was once the jewel of our kingdom! A place of light and beauty, and music, and so it shall be once more! Let the armies of Mordor know this: never again, will the land of my people fall into enemy hands! This city, of Osgiliath, has been reclaimed… for Gondor (For Gondor!) For Gondor! (For Gondor!) FOR GONDOR!!!
Bring your pretty face to my axe!
But masters’ my friend. You don’t have any friends, nobody likes you!
But the fat hobbit, he knows!
Call me heart and hand and bone and call me travellers far from home. He said your life was a sad story. they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.
Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead,
when sun has failed and moon is dead.
Cold be heart and hand and bone. And cold be travellers far from home.
Cold be heart and hand and bones, cold be travelers far from home… they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead!
Come along Hobbitses, long ways to go yet.
Come on we can take them! That’s a long way.
Come, Gimli!
Curse them! We hates them! It’s ours it is…… and we wants it!!
Do you think there’ll ever be stories about us?
Do you think we’ll be in stories one day?
Do you think we’ll ever be in stories Sam?
Don’t talk to it Merry! Don’t encourage it!
Don’t tell the Elf.
Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
ELROND:…let her bear her love for you to the undying lands where it will be evergreen..
ARAGORN: But never more than a memory…
Eomer: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
*Legolas whips bow out at the ready*
Legolas: You would die before your sword fell!
Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine the clearer.
Faramir:Who are you, his bodyguard?
Sam: His Gardner.
Frodo: Nothing ever dampens your spirits does it sam? (said in fakey british accent)
Frodo: Nothing ever dampens your spirits does it sam? (said in fakey british girl accent)
Frodo:I can’t do this Sam…..FEED MY EYES TO THE BIRDS!
Sam:Yes Mister.Frodo!
-pokes out his eyes and throws them to the birds-
Frodo:I can’t do this, Sam. Sam:I know… by rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But, in the end, it’s only a passing thing… a shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you; that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folks in those stories had lots of chances to turn back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. Frodo:What are we holding on to, Sam? Sam:That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
Gandalf to Grima. Be silent and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. {Gandalf shows Grima his staff}
Wormtongue. His staff i told to take the wizards staff
Gandalf. The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened Theoden king i realese you from this curse
Possesed Theoden. (laughs) Ha Ha Ha Ha you have no power here Gandalf the grey (Gandalf removes his grey clock Saruman is surprised)
Gandalf. I will draw you saruman as poison is drawn from a wound
{Gandalf pushes his staff towards the possesed Theoden}
Possesed Theoden . If i go Theoden dies
{Gandalf pushes his staff again towards the possesed Theoden}
Gandalf. You did not kill me and you will not kill him
Possesed Theoden. Rohan is mine.
Gandalf: Look to my coming, on the light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
Gandalf: The battle for Helms Deep is over. The battle for Middle-earth is about to begin.
Gandalf:The battle for helm’s deep is over.The battle for middle earth is about to begin.
Gandalf? That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now — at the turn of the tide.
Gimli to Aragorn, after Gimli suggested to be *thrown* into the Uru kai horde outside the breaking gate-Don’t tell the elf.
Gimli- I’ve got two already! Legolas- I’ve got seventeen!
Gimli- I’ve killed two already
Legolas- 17… 19
Gimli- Two all ready! Legolas- I’ve got seventeen!
Gimli–>Give me your name horsemaster and i shall give you mine
Eomer–>I would cut off your head dwarf if it stood a little higher off the ground
Legolas–>You would die before your stroke fell
Gimli: Fangorn. What madness drove them in there?
Gimli: I’m alright! I’m alright! Nobody panic! That was deliberate!
Gimli: It’s a little tight across the chest.
Gimli: It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women, and in fact they are so alike in voice and appearence, that they’re often mistake for dwarf men. Aragorn(whispers to Eowyn) It’s the beard. Gimli: There has been rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground. (Eowyn laughs) which is of course ridiculous. Whoa! (Gimli’s horse starts to run and he falls off and Eowyn goes to help him up) Gimli: It’s alright, nobody panic, it was deliberate, it was deliberate
GIMLI: Legolas two already!
LEGOLAS: I’m on 17.
GIMLI: I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!!
*battle continues*
LEGOLAS: 19
Gimli: Most have seen too many winters
Legolas: Or too few
Gimli: Oh, come on! We can take them! *talking about pack of uruk-hai storming the gate*
Aragorn: It’s a long way
Gimli: …..toss me.
*Aragorn slowly looks at him*
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump that far! You’ll have to toss me! Oh…but…don’t tell the elf?
Aragorn: Not a word. *tosses Gimli towrds the uruks*
GIMLI: whats going on?
LEGOLAS: would you like me to describe it to you, or should i find you a box
Gimli:4,5,6,7 hey legolis im on 8! Legolis:17!
Gimli:What’s going on out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to get you a box?
Give it to us, RAW and WRIGGLING…and keep your nasssty chipss!
Go away and never come back!
Go on, call for help. Squeal! No one’s gonna save you now!
golem i and sam will spare ur puny life if u pull ur disformed penis out and squirt ur polluted disfunction cum in my asshole will sam sucks my cock and deeep throats and will u doin that arin u will shve ur pubes and feed them to my then all 3 of us have a 3 some and after i rub my testicle sweat all over ur face and sam liks it off and french kiss me then poops in ur mouth
gollom: give it to me raw and wriggling
Gollum: The rocky pool is nice and cool. So juicy sweeet! My only wish, to catch a fish. So juicy sweeet!
Gollum: They are calling for the Precious!
Gollum: Careful now, or hobbits go down to join the dead ones and light little candles of their own.
Gollum: They do not see what lies ahead, when sun is down and moon is dead…
Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!
Sméagol: No! Not Master.
Gollum: Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
Sméagol: Master’s my friend.
Gollum: < You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU…
Sméagol: Not listening. I’m not listening.
Gollum: You’re a liar and a thief.
Sméagol: Nope.
Gollum: Mur…derer…!
Sméagol: Go away.
Gollum: Go away! HAHAHAHA!!
Sméagol: I hate you. I hate you!
Gollum: Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!
Sméagol: Not anymore.
Gollum: What did you say?
Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.
Gollum: What?
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.
Gollum: No!!
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back!
Gollum: Arrrgh!!!
Sméagol: LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK!
Sméagol: We… we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is free
GOLLUM:Taters, what is taters Precious, what is taters?
SAM:Potatoes!
Gollum:They’re thieves! they’re thieves! they’re filthy little thieves! where is it?! where is it?! they stole it from us, our preccious. Curse them! WE hates them! it’s ours it is, and we wants it!!—–Gollum and smeagol: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, falssse!S:NO!NOt master.G: Yess preciousss, first they cheat you hurt you liie.S:master’s my friend!.G: You don’t have any friends, nobody likes you!S; i’m not listening, i’m not listening.G:you’re a lier and a theif.S:no!G:murderer.S:go away!G:Go away!??hahahahahah!S:i ahte you, i hate you.G:where wuold you be without me?gollum gollum,i saved us, it was me, we survived because of me!S:not anymore.G:what did you say?S: master looks after us now, we dont need you anymore.G:hwat?S:leave now and never come back!G:aahhS:LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!G:UUURRGHHHAAAHHH!!S:LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
Good, Smeagle always helps!
Halbarad- Once there was an alliance between man and elf. We are here to honor that alliance.
He wants the precious! He’s always looking for it! And the precious it wants to get back to him!
He’s trying to steal the precious!
Hey stinker! Don’t go getting too far ahead!
his warm thick fingers begin to probe my swollen pussy i moan as he inserts two fingers deep inside of me. He removes them and licks his fingers clean. my body stiffens as he suddenly shoves is tongue into my moist depths and begins to drink my sweet juices….
Hoom Hroom!
How cant the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad has happened? But in the end time is jsut a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
How could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened?
I always like going South. Somehow it seems like going downhill.
I always liked walking south. Feels like walking downhill.
I can’t do this Sam
I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
I come to you now at the turn of the Tide!
I fear neither death nor pain.
I found it, I did. The way through the marshes.
I think we made a mistake leavin’ the Shire.
I told you the master was trixy.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
I will not leave my daughter here to die!
I would cut off your head dwarf, if it stood, but a little higher from the ground.
I would cut off your head if stood more than a foot off the ground.
I’m drunk as hell on 4 wheel drive
I’m glad you’re with me Sam.
i’m not listenin’!
i’m not listenin’!
i’m not listening, i’m not listening!
I’m wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
I’ve always liked going south… for some reason it feels like going downhill.
I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hoped for comes true…you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you. No comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death. An image of the splendor of the kings of men in glory, undimmed before the breaking of this world. But you, my daughter, will linger on in darkness and in doubt. As night falls, winter has come without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world has changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent. Arwen, there is nothing for you here, only death.
Ill news, ill guests.
It burns us!
It cannot be! You fell!
IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: like froddy says……..i want to hear more about samwise the brave….sam then says…You shouldn’t make fun, I was being serious and froddy says So was I
and then froddy walks away and sam says….tut. samwise the brave?
It is an army breed for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men
It’s an army bred for a single purpose- to destroy the world of men.
It’s an elephante
It’s one of the Maras, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
It’s taking me, Sam. If I put it on, he’ll find me…he’ll see
It’s talking, Merry! The tree is talking!
its like in the great stories, the ones that really mattered.. full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didnt want to know the end because how could the end be happy. HOw could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end its only a passing thing, the shadow, even darkness must pass, a new day WILL come. and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer, those are the stories that stay with you even if you were too small to understand why, but i thinik now mr frodo, i understand that folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back when only they didnt. They kept going because they were holding onto somehting, but what are we holding on to? There is some good in this world, and its worth fighting for. – Sam to Frodo
Keep breathing that’s the key , breath (sighs) -Gimli
Keep your forked tongue behind those teeth!
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
King Theoden: Where are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing. They have passed the grain and the mountains like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?
Last I knew, Theodin, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.
Last march of the ents.
Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. Lathspell I name him. Ill news is in ill guest.
Le ab dollen (You’re late). You look terrible.
Leave now and never come back!
Legalos:they are afraid I can see it in there eyes…(in Elvish),And they should be what 300 against 10,000 Aragorn they are farmers and stable boys not soldiers They are all going to die!! Aragorn: then I shall die as one of them
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas-You’re late (in Elvish)
Legolas: A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night.
Legolas: Come Gimli!
Gimli: 3 days of life’s pursuit, no food, no rest, no sign of our quarrey but what bare rock can tell!
Legolas: Final count…42
Gimli: Ah! 42! That’s not bad for a pointy eared Prince Elfling. I’m sitting pretty on 43!
(Legolas shot and arrow on the orc that Gimli’s sitting on right between Gimli’s legs)
Legolas: 43.
Gimli: That one was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching because my axe is embedded in his nervous system!
(Gimli moves his axe and the orc twitch spasticl)
Legolas: the white wizzard approaches…
JP
Legolas: You’re late….You look terrible.
Legolas:Do you want me to describe it for you or shall I get you a box?
Let them come
let them come!!
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the red dawn!
Let’s put a maggot hole in your belly.
Look for my coming on the fifth day at dawn, look to the east.
Look for your friends but do not trust to hope. it has forsaken these lands.
Make Haste!
Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut and acorn.
Master hurts us, Master betrays us. We should strangle him in his sleep. No, no, too risky… unless… we let ‘her’ do it… yes… Yes, she could do it for us, right precious?
Merry the tree is talking
Merry: I think we made a mistake in leaving the Shire Pippin!
Must keep breathing….thats the key…keep breathing
my Precious
My Precious!…AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
No parent should have to bury their child.
Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
Oh! But you are alone! Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness. In bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you. A hatch to trammel some wild thing.
Open war is upon you, whether you’d risk it or not.
Pippin:It’s talking Merry, the tree’s talking..
Merry:shh..Don’t encourage it.
Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Po-tate-oes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew!
Ring is whispering to Frodo in the Prancing Pony.- (ring)
Baggins, Baggins,Baggins!
Pippin: Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins, he’s over there. Frodo Baggins, he’s my second cousin , once removed on his mother’s side.
Rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeet! My only wish, to catch a fish so juicy sweeet!
Smeagol
Sam: It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. Sometimes you didn’t want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How can the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened to it? But in the end it’s only a passing thing. The shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those are the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going ’cause they were holding onto something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there is some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters eh?
Sam: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish….
Sméagol: Pbbbttt!!
Sam: Even you couldn’t say no to that.
Sméagol: Oh yes we could! Spoil nice fish… Give it to usss rrraw… and wrrriggling!You keep nasty chips.
Sam: What we need is a few good taters. Gollum: What’s taters, precious? What’s taters, eh? Sam: Po-ta-toes. Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Gollum: *spits* Sam: Even you couldn’t say no to that. Gollum: Oh, yes, we could. Ssspoiling nice fish. Give it to us raw and wwwwrriggling. You keep nasty chips. Sam: You’re ‘opeless.
Sam: wish we ‘ad some tators
Gollum: taterses?
Sam: u no, po-ta-toes!
Gollum: blech!
Sam: mmm, some nice fish and chips, even YOU couldnt say no to that!
Gollum: O yesss we coulds, give it to uss, raw and wriggling, keep your nassty chipss!
Sam: O your ‘opeless
Gollum: Ssstupid, fat hobbitses
Sam:I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Search for your friends but do not trust a hope.
Search for your friends, but do not trust a hope.
See, see, we have led you out! Hurry, hurry! Very lucky we find you. Nice hobbit.
Send out your Wargriders.
Shadowfax, he’s the Lord of all horses, and he’s been my friend through many dangers
-Gandalf the White
shall i describe it to you? or shall i go find you a box?
She could do it, oh yes precious, she could.
-Gollum
Should I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
Show no mercy for you shall recieve none
Shut the hell up rich boy
Sméagol: They are young. They are tender. They are nice. Yes they are! Eat them! Eat them!
Smeagol, why does he cry Smeagol?
Cruel men hurts us, masters tricks us.
Of course he did, I told you he was trixy, I told you he was false.
But master’s my friend, my friend.
Master betrayed us!
No but it’s buisness, leave us alone!
Filthy little hobbitses they stole it from us!
No!
Faramir: What did they steal?
My precious! AHHHH!
-Gollum
So be it.
So fair, and so cold. Like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winters chill.
Wormtongue to Eowyn
So fair, and yet so cold. Like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter’s chill.
So fair, so cold, like a morning pale spring still clinging to winter’s chill.
So it begins.
So it begins…
So it begins…….
Sounds like orc mischief.
Stay away from the lights!
Stupid fat hobbit! you ruinssss it!
stupid fat hobbitses, ruin fish, give it to usssss raw…
Stupid, Fat Hobbit!!
Stupid, fat hobbit!!!
Stuuuuupid fat hobbit!
Ten-Thousand Strong!
That doesn’t make any sense to me but then again you are very small.
That doesn’t make any sense to me, but then…..you are very small
That doesn’t make sense to me. But then, you are very small.
That doesn’t really make sense to me, but then you are very small.
That one counts as mine!!
That still only counts as 1!!!
That there is some good in this world Mr. Frodo… and it is worth fighting for.
Théoden: Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!FORTH EORLINGAS!!
Théoden:Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?
The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.
The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It’s the least thing he’ll expect.
The closer we are to harm the farther away we are from danger
THe closer you are from danger, the farther you are from harm
The closer you are to danger the farther you are from harm
THe closer you are to danger, the farther you are from harm
The Grey Pilgrim. That is what they used to call me. 300 lives of men I’v walked this earth and now, I have no time.
The last time looked Theoden was the king of Rohan, not Aragon.
The red sun rises,blood has been spilled this night.
The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeet. Our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet!
The tide has turned
The world is changing. The forests will fall.
Then i shall die as one of them !
Theodon: I will not risk open war! Aragorn: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
Theodon: what can man do against such reckless hate?
Aaragon: Ride out with me, ride out and meet them
Theodon: For death and glory
Aaragon: for Rohan for your people
Theodon: yes, The horn of helm hammer hyan shall sound in the deep….. One last time….. Let this be the hour when you and I draw swords together.
Theoron: What can man do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Go out and meet them.
there is a red sunrise , there was blood spilt this night
There is no curse in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this treachery. My business is with Isengard tonight. With a rock and stone.
There is nothing for you here, only .
there is nothing for you here, only death.
There is nothing we can do for Frodo…the quest will claim his life
There is still hope
There’s some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
-Samwise
There’s some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
They come with fire! They come with axes! Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning! Destroyers and usurpers, curse them!
They come with fire, they come with axes. Biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers. Curse them!
They cursed us. Murderer they called us. They cursed us. And we wept, Precious, didn’t we? We wept to be so alone. And we only lust to catch fish so juicy sweet. And we forgot the taste of bread… the sound of trees… the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My Precious.
They do not know what lies ahead when sun goes out and moon is dead…
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has faded and moon is dead.
They hold on to something higher…That there is still good left in the world and that it is worth fighting for.
They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.
They’re trixie little hobbitses.
This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory. And anger.
This is a dream. Then it is is a good dream.
This scene takes place in Bree in the Prancing Pony Inn.
(Merry comes to the table and is holding a very large mug)
Pippin: What’s that?
Merry: This my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints.
Merry Mmm ( muffles from taking a drink)
Pippin: I’m getting one!
Sam: You’ve had a whole half already!
Three days on light pursuit, no food, no rest, no sign of our quarry of what bare rock can tell.
-Gimli
three hundred lives of men i have walked this land, now i have no time.
To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death.
To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death…they fire on my command.
Toss Me
toss me!
Toss me.
Treebeard -Little Orcs! Hooraroooom….
Pippin-It’s talking, Merry. The tree is talking!
Treebeard-Tree?! I am no tree. I am an Ent. *stomps slowly through the forest*
Merry-A treeherder! A shepard of the forest!
Pippin-Don’t talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it.
Treebeard: Some of these trees were my friends. They too had voices. ::roars, other Ents approach:: The Ents are going to War. Most likely, we go to our doom. Hold on little halflings. The Last March of the Ents.
We ain’t nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!
We are proud to fight alongside men, once more.
We dwarves are natural sprinters!
We left no one alive.. I’m sorry
We left no one alive… I’m sorry.
We will fight along man one more time.
We’re lost. i dont think Gandalf meant for us to come this way. He didnt mean for a lot of things Sam.
What’s making that noise? Its the trees! What?
When last I looked, Théoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.
Where is he! Where is he! Get out of my way! I’m gonna kill him!
Where is she? The woman who gave you that jewel?
Where is the horese and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. ~King Theoden
Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Wicked. Tricksy. False.
Would you like me to describe it to you or perhaps I shall get you a box?
Would you like me to describe it to you? Or should I go and find you a box?
Would you like me to tell you, or do you want me to get you a box?
yes… yes they called me Gandalf the Gray, I am now Gandalf the white!
You are quite skilled with a blade.
You could have picked a better spot!-Gimli to Legolas on the wall before Helm’s Deep battle.
You could have picked a better spot.
You look terrible.
YOu stupid fat Hobbit!!
You’ll find more cheer in a graveyard.
you’re gonna have to toss me!!
You’re late….you look terrible
[A wall of soldiers line the ramparts. A gap appears]
You could have found a better spot.
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