-…you’re beautiful, and you write so well…now it turns out you can play poker.
-Well, I wouldn’t say beautiful. But I do have tremendous sex appeal.
….but we can’t have sex because I just had sex with Helen and I’m not young and agile like I used to be 2: You’ll do anything to catch a murderer
1) Remember? 2)the blue bird 1) the Blue bird 2) but that was a sweet mystery, this is murder!
1)I think the time has come for us to reevaluate our lives. 2)I have reevaluated our lives…I got a ten, you got a six.
1. Don’t be such a fuddy duddy! 2. A fuddy duddy!
1st lady: What college,uh, does your son attend?/2nd lady: Brown./1st lady: Oh./man: Nice color.
Didn’t he seem a little too happy to you? 2: He seemed like his regular self 1: No, Mr. House 2: Our next-door widower?
Don’t bluff a bluffer
I command you to sleep.
I know the perfect way to kill someone….you clog their arteries with whipped cream, chocolate mousse, butter…..they go like that! (snaps fingers)
I said I would go to the opera with you, I’ve already bought my ear plugs!
If I lifted dumbbells like that I would get a hernia the size of the San Andreas Fault!
It’s probably a rented car…or a rented body!
My whole life is flashing before my eyes. And the worst part of it is I’m driving a used car.
There is nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a big polo mallet wouldn’t cure.
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