30 Seconds, damn!
DJ: Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s give it up for Meteor Man!
Get up! Get up, Meteor Man. I said get up, punk
He WAS suffering from third-degree burns. But, there is’nt any scar
tissue anywhere.
I don’t know how you did that, but you gon’ be gettin’ yours. Punk, you gon’ be gettin’ yours!
I’ll just tell them I don’t wanna be Meteor Man. I can’t.
Jeff: Michael, something happened to me.
Michael: Yes.
Jeff: I can touch a book, and for 30 seconds, know and do everything in the book. I mean, grab any book in this house.
Michael: Alright, JET. I know you ain’t read this one yet. Touch it.
Jeff: Michael, something happened to me.
Michael: Yes.
Jeff: I can touch a book, and for thirty seconds, know and do everything in the book. I mean, grab any book in this house.
Michael: Alright, Jet. I know you ain’t read this one yet, touch it.
Jeff: You don’t have to vote. I’ll leave. I’m sorry about what happened to the neighborhood tonight. But I feel even sorrier watching what’s going on in this room. How can we stop the crime and the gangs if we act like we don’t see them? Everyone complains about the police. They are’nt perfect. But how can you complain when you do nothing? You don’t have to vote.
Message… you can’t be everywhere and save everybody.
Message…you can’t be everywhere and save everybody.
Michael: Excuse me, I need somebody to talk to about my friend.
What time you get off work? I just wanna discuss his condition.
Nurse: Visiting hours are over. Good night.
Michael: Heavenly father, I know everything happens for a reason. So, I’ll just leave it in your hands…amen.
Mr. Moses: You crazy if you think I’m gonna walk up some dark alley with a light orange hat on my head and a whistle. I can see the headlines now: Golden Lords kill old man in light orange hat, and stuff his whistle up his butt.
Mrs. Reed: Are you alright?
Mr. Reed: Are you using steriods?
Jeff: No, dad. That accident I had..I was…I was hit by a meteor.
Mrs. Reed: A meteor?
Jeff: And it gave me these…powers. Don’t tell anybody about this.
Mrs. Reed: Tell anybody? The whole neighborhood saw it.
Jeff: Ma, just make up something. Ju-ju-ju-just make up something.
Show’s over.
Says who?
Says Meteor Man
simon:meteor maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Stop Dancing, Larry. Finish him off!
SUPRISE! MAMA, WHAT IS THAT? YOU GOTTA HAVE A UNIFORM TO FIGHT CRIME, METEOR MAN. WHAT? WELL, JUST THINK ABOUT IT. WHY DID THE METEOR HIT YOU? I DON’T KNOW. WELL I’VE FIGURED IT OUT, IT’S BECAUSE WE NEED A REAL SUPERHERO. THESE GANGBANGERS NEED A WAKE-UP CALL. AND YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE A UNIFORM. BECAUSE NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW THE TRUE IDENTITY OF METEOR MAN! MOM, WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT? IN THIS COSTUME–
WELL, THIS COSTUME, YOUR MOTHER’S GONNA WORK ON IT. I DID’NT KNOW IT WAS GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS, PUMPKIN. WELL, YOU’RE GONNA BE THE BEST-DRESSED SUPERHERO. BETTER THAN BATMAN, BETTER THAN SUPERMAN, AND…
WHAT’S THAT OTHER CHILD? SPIDER-MAN. CAN’T TOUCH YA’.
That’s because he was wearing a bullet-proof vest!
And don’t give me any garbage about flying up a pole!
If you lost him, say you lost him.
But, that’s what happened–
Shut up!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I want to study him. Give me two recruits.
The reason for this special meeting is to thank Jefferson Reed for what he did yesterday, he single handedly chased away the gang!
What am I doing up here? I’m scared of heights.
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