–My, you’re here early this morning.
–Mr. Oxley complained about my punctuation, so I made sure I got here before nine.
1) Don’t try to hide I know you’re in that closet 2) Did you see me go in the closet 1) No 2) Am I in the closet now? 1) Well, no 2) Then how do you know I was in the closet…your Honor I rest my case! 1) Come here, brown eyes 2) Oh no you’re not going to get me off this bed 1) I didn’t know you were a lawyer. You’re awfully shy for a lawyer 2) You bet I’m shy I’m a shyster lawyer
1) I’m wise I’m wise 2) You’re wise eh? what’s the capital of Nebraska? what’s the capital of the Chase National Bank. Here’s one for you, how many Frenchmen can’t be wrong? 2) I know–1) You were warm but so was she.
1) Say! What are you doing in there? 2) Nothing. Come on in.
1) You see this gat! 2) Cute isn’t it? Santy Claus bring it for Christmas? I got a fire engine
Afraid? Me? A man who’s licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Find someone to type this.
How about you and I passing out on the veranda, or would you rather pass out here?
I want excitement! I wanna ha cha cha cha!
In my opinion, your opinion that it’s a silly song is a silly opinion.
Miss Laurel was just showing me her acetates.
Oh, why can’t we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? — I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
Sweet Adeline.
Where’s all those farmer’s daughters I’ve been hearing about for years?
With a little study, you’ll go a long way. And I wish you’d start now.
You brought a new kind of love to me.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold, and I’m hot under the collar.
Youth is a series of low comedy disasters.
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