#1. Did you tell your mother we’re getting married? #2. I’m waiting for a time when she’s peaceful. #1. Just don’t wait until she’s dead!
#1. How was your plane ride? #2. The waitresses were very nice.
#1. How’s the mother? #2. She’s dying…but I can still hear her big mouth.
#1. I put a curse on that plane. I want it to fall into the sea. #2. I don’t believe in curses. #1. Neither do I.
1) Do you love him, Loretta?
2) No.
1) Good. When you love ’em they drive you crazy, ’cause they know they can.
1) It’s a pinky ring – it looks stupid!
2) It’s temporary!
1) Everything is temporary, that don’t excuse nothing!
1) Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been two months since my last confession. 2)What sins have you to confess? 1)Twice I took the name of God in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiance, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store — but that was really an accident. 2)Then it’s not really a sin. But what was that second thing you said, Loretta?
1)Alright. Meet me at the Met. 2)Alright. Where’s the Met?
1)And then there is copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money! 2)And what did they say?
1)The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that I was right. 2)You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.
1)And what do you know? You tell me my life? I’ll tell you yours. I’m a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don’t make you no lamb! You’re gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. You waited for the right man the first time, why didn’t you wait for the right man again? 2)He didn’t come! 1)I’m here!
2)You’re late!
1)Are you proposing marriage to me? 2)Yes? 1)You know I was married and that my husband died. But what you don’t know is I think he and I had bad luck. 2)What do you mean? 1)We got married at the City Hall and I think it gave bad luck the whole marriage. 2)I don’t understand.
1)Right from the start we didn’t do it right. Could you kneel down? 2)On the floor? 1)Yeah, on the floor. 2)This is a good suit. 1)I know it’s a good suit I helped you pick it out. It came with two pairs of pants. It’s for luck, Johnny. When you propose marriage to a woman, you should kneel down.
1)Cosmo. Many years ago, when they told me you were marrying my sister, I was happy. When I told Rose I was marrying Rita, she was happy. 2)Well marriage is happy news, right?
1)Cosmo? 2)What? 1)I just want you to know. No matter what you do. You are going to die, just like everybody else. 2)Thank you, Rose. 1)You’re welcome. 2)I’m going to bed now.
1)Do you love him Loretta? 2)Ma, I love him awful. 1)Aw, geez, that’s too bad.
1)Have I been a good wife? 2)Yea. 1)I want you to stop seeing her. 2)Okay. 1)And go to confession. 2)A man understands one daythat his life is built on nothing. And that’s a bad, crazy day. 1)Your life is not built on nothing. Ti amo. 2)Ti amo.
1)Have you called my brother? 2)Not yet. 1)Will you do it today? Call him, make him come to the wedding. Five years is too long for bad blood between brothers. Nothingcan replace your family. I see that now. Loretta you there? Loretta??!! 2)Alright. I’m sorry. I’ll call him. Today. Listen, Johnny. Call me after you tell her. Alright? 1)Alright. 2)And don’t stand directlyunder the sun. You’ve got your hat, use your hat.
1)He doesn’t like you. But thank you for answering my question. 2)You don’t know where Loretta is? 1)No idea. 2)Then tell her I’ll come by in the morning. We need to talk. 1)Okay, I’ll tell her.
1)He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head! 2)I am looking where I should to become a bride! 1)A bride without a head!
1)Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight? 2)Very good, Mr. Johnny. 1)We will both have the Ticino Salad Bobo. And I’ll have the special fish.
3)You don’t want the fish. 1)No? 3)It’s the oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride. 1)Maybe you’re right. 3)He’ll have the manicotti Bobo. 2)Yes, Miss Loretta. 3)That will give you a base. For your stomach. You eat that oily fish, you go up in the air, halfway to Sicily you’ll be green and your hands will be sweating.
1)Hi. 2)Where you been? 1)I don’t wanna talk about it. 2)Just like your father. I lied to him. He thinks you came home last night. 1)Thanks. What’s the matter with you? 2)Cosmo’s cheating on me. 1)What! How do you know? 2)A wife knows. 1)You’re imagining it. He’s too old. I won’t be home for dinner.
1)I am old. The Old are not wanted. And what they say has no weight. But, my son, I must speak. You should pay for the wedding of your only daughter. You are breaking your house through pride. There. I’ve said it. 2)It’s okay, Pop. If she getsmarried, I’11 pay for the whole thing.
1)I don’t know what you mean. 2)I know you don’t. That’s the point. I’ll say no more. 1)You haven’t said anything! 2)And that’s all I’m saying.
1)I feel great I got no sleep but I feel like Orlando Furioso! 2)You were a tiger last night. 1)And you were a lamb. As soft as milk. 2)Shut up. They’ll hear you in the back. 1)So what? The pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman and then you don’t worry about nothing.
1)I have no life. 2)Excuse me. 1)I have no life. My brother Johnny took my life from me. 2)I don’t understand. 1)And now he’s getting married. He has his, he’s getting his. And he wants me to come? What is life? 2) Look I didn’t come here to upset you. 1)They say bread is life. So I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat. And I shovel this stinking dough in and outta this hot hole in the wall and I should be so happy, huh, sweetie? You want me to come to the wedding of my brother Johnny?!! Where is my wedding? Chrissy! Over by the wall! Bring me the big knife! 3)No, Ronny! 1)Chrissy, bring me the big knife! I’m gonna cut my throat! 3)I tell you I won’t do it! 2)Maybe I should come back another time.
1)I never seen anybody so in love like Cosmo back then! He’d stand outside the house all day and look in the windows. I never told you this cause it’s not really a story. But one time I woke up in the middle of the night cause this bright Light was in my face. Like a flashlight. I couldn’t think a what it was. I looked out the window, and it was the moon! Big as a house! I never seen the moon so big before or since. I was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house. And I looked down, and standing there in the street was Cosmo, looking up at the windows. This is the funny part. I got mad at you, Cosmo! I thought you brought this big moon over to my house cause you were so in love and woke me up with it. I was half asleep I guess. 2)You were altogether asleep. You were dreaming. 1)No. You were there.
1)I was just making a point about the way you said… the way you stated your aspirations. 2)Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my aspirations! 1)Kiss my aspirations? Oh, very clever. The height of cleverness.
1)I’m doing what I have to, to become a bride.
2)A bride without a head!
3)A wolf without a foot!
1)I’m sorry if we disturbed you. 2)I’m not disturbed by you.
1)I’m trying to explain to you how I feel. Every time I try to explain how I feel, you explain how you feel. I don’t think that’s really much of a response. 2)Well, its the only response I’ve got. 1)I really do hate it though, when you take that tone with me. Like you’re above it all and isn’t it amusing. 2)But it is, isn’t it? 1)Not to me! This is my life, no matter how damned comical it may seem to you. I don’t need some man standing above the struggle while I roll around in the mud! 2)I think you like the mud and Idon’t. That’s fair, isn’t it?
1)It’s Cosmo’s moon. 2)What are you talking about, Cosmo can’t own the moon. 1)I mean it’s that moon I was talking about at dinner. Is he down there?
1)Johnny Cammareri showed up last night. 2)What? He’s in Sicily! 1)Not no more he’s not. 2)He’s with his dying mother in Sicily! 1)She recovered. 2)WHAT!! She was dying! 1)It was a miracle. 2)A miracle? This is modern times! There ain’t supposed to be no miracles!! 1)I guess it ain’t modern times in Sicily.
1)Johnny Cammareri. I think it’s great and about time. What’s she gonna do with the rest of her life don’t get married? 2)I don’t wanna talk about it.
1)Listen, I gotta go. I’ll take the deposit to the bank but I’ll do the books tomorrow. 2)Oh sure, you gotta date? 1)What are you talking about, you fool? Date? Her fiance’s in Palermo. What date!
1)Listen, Johnny, there’s a question I want to ask you. And I want you to tell me the truth if you can. Why do men chase women? 2)Well. There’s the Bible story. God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something. and the women have that. Maybe a man isn’t complete as a man without a woman. 1)Why would a man need more than one woman?! 2)I don’t know. Maybe because he fears death. 1)That’s it! That’s the reason! 2)I don’t know! 1)No, that’s it. Thank you. Thank you for answering my question!
1)Loretta, I can’t marry you. 2)WHAT? 1)If I marry you my mother will die. 2)What the hell are you talking about? We’re engaged. 3)Loretta, what are you talking about? 2)I’m talking about a promise. You proposed to me! 1)Because my mother was dying! But now she’s not! 3)Oh Johnny, you’re forty-two years old and your Mother is still running your life. 1)And you are a son who doesn’t love his mother! 2)And you’re a big liar! I’ve got a ring right here! 1)Oh yes, I must ask for that back.
1)Loretta. Loretta Castorini Clark. On my knees. In front of all these people. Will you marry me? 2)Yes, Johnny. Yes, John Anthony Cammareri. I will marry you. I will be your wife.
1)Maybe. Listen. You wanna know why I chase women? I find women charming. I teach these classes I’ve taught for a million years. The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. I started off, I was excited about something and I wanted to share it. Now it’s rote, it’s the multiplication table. Except sometimes. Sometimes I’m droning along and I look up, and there’s this fresh young beautiful face, and it’s all new to her and I’m this great guy who’s just brilliant and thinks out loud. And when that happens, when I look out among those chairs and look at a young woman’s face, and see Me there in her eyes, Me the way I always wanted to be and maybe once was, then I ask her out on a date. It doesn’t last. It can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that I’m just a burnt out old gasbag and that she’s as fresh and bright and full of prom1se as moonlight in a martini. And at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or something to that effect. 2)What you don’t know about women is a lot.
1)Maybe. Listen. You wanna know why I chase women? I find women charming. I teach these classes I’ve taught for a million years. The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. I started off, I was excited about something and I wanted to share it. Now it’s rote, it’s the multiplication table. Except sometimes. Sometimes I’m droning along and I look up, and there’s this fresh young beautiful face, and it’s all new to her and I’m this great guy who’s just brilliant and thinks out loud. And when that happens, when I look out among those chairs and look at a young woman’s face, and see Me there in her eyes, Me the way I always wanted to be and maybe once was, then I ask her out on a date. It doesn’t last. It can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that I’m just a burnt out old gasbag and that she’s as fresh and bright and full of prom1se as moonlight in a martini. And at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or something to that effect. 2)What you don’t know about women is a lot.
1)No. I think the house is empty. I can’t invite you in because I’m married and because I know who I am. You’re shaking. 2)I’m a little cold. 1)You’re a little boy and you like to be bad. 2)We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives. 1)I’m too old for you. 2)I’m too old for me. That’s my predicament.
1)Ouch. Too young! I just got that. You know how to hurt guy. How old are you? 2)None of your business.
1)Pop? 2)Wait for me by the doors, Mona. 1)Pop? What are you doing here? 2)Excuse me. 1)Mona? 2)What’d you do to your hair? 1)I got it done. 2)What are you doing here? 1)What are you doing here? 2)Who is this man? You’re engaged! 1)And you’re married! 2)You’re my daughter. I won’t have you acting like a putana! 1)And you’re my father! 2)Alright. I didn’t see you here. 1)I don’t know whether I saw you or not.
1)Red roses. Very romantic huh. The man who sends these really knows what he’s doing. 2)The man who sends those spends a lot of money on something that ends up in the garbage. 1)I’m glad everybody ain’t like you, Loretta. I’d be outta business. 2)Whadda you talkin? I love flowers.
1)Ronny! Our mother has recovered from death! 2)Good. 1)Have you come to make peace with me? 2)Well. Yeah. You may not want to.
1)So. Five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you. No woman since then? 2)No. 1)Stupid. 2)When your husband get hit by a bus? 1)Seven years ago. 2)How many men since then? 1)Just Johnny. 2)Stupid yourself.
1)So. Five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you. No woman since then? 2)No. 1)Stupid. 2)When did your husband get hit by a bus? 1)Seven years ago. 2)How many men since then? 1)Just Johnny. 2)Stupid yourself.
1)Take out the gray. 2)I’ve been wanting to do this for three years! Let me show you some magazines! You’ve got to get a manicure! And your eyebrows!
1)Thank you. 2)For what? 1)I don’t know. For your hair. For your beautiful dress.
1)That was just so… awful! 2)Awful? 1)Beautiful. Sad. She died! 2)Yeah. 1)I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t think she was going to die. I knew she was sick… 2)She had TB. 1)I know. She was coughing her brains out. And still, she had to sing all the time.
1)That’s my house. 2)You mean the whole house? 1)Yes. 2)My God, it’s a mansion! 1)It’s a house. 2)I live in a one-bedroom apartment.What exactly does your husband do? 1)He’s a plumber. 2)That explains it.
1)There’s old saying my mother told me. Would you like to hear it? 2)Yes. 1)Don’t shit where you eat. 2)I’ll remember that. What do you do? 1)I’m a housewife.
1)There’s one thing about this wedding I want you to do. Call this number. It’s a business number. Ask for Ronny. Invite him to the wedding. 2)Who is he? 1)He’s my younger brother. 2)You have a brother?
1)We haven’t spoken in five years. There was some bad blood. I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. Will you do it?
1)This wood is fake. Five years ago I was engaged to be married. Johnny came in here, he ordered some bread from me. And I though ok, some bread. I put the bread in the slicer my hand got caught cause I wasn’t paying attention. Well the slicer chewed off my hand. It’s funny ’cause – when my fiance saw that I was maimed, she left me for another man. 2)That’s the bad blood between you and Johnny? 1)That’s it. 2)But that wasn’t Johnny’s fault. 1)I don’t care! I ain’t no freakin monument to justice! I lost my hand, I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand, Johnny has his bride! You want me to just put away my heartbreak and forget!!!
1)Tonight Mr. Johnny’s gonna propose marriage. 2)How you know that? 1)He arranged it with me. When he asks her, he’s gonna wave. Good bachelor customer for twenty years.
1)What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be in Palermo. 2)That’s what I came to tell Loretta. There’s been a miracle. 1)A miracle. Well, that’s news. 2)My mother’s recovered from death. 1)You’re kidding? 2)The breath had almost totally left her body. She was as white as snow. And then she completely pulled back from death and stood up and put on her clothes and began to cook for everyone in the house. The mourners. And me. And herself! She ate a meal that would choke a pig! 1)That’s incredible. 2)Yes.
1)What are you doing! 2)I’m telling you your life. 1)Stop it! 2)No! 1)Why are you marrying Johnny? He’s a fool! 2)Because I have no luck!
1)What the hell happened to you? 2)Ma, I don’t really know where to start. 1)Your hair’s different. 2)Everything’s different. 1)Are you drunk? 2)No. Are you drunk? 1)No. But I have a hangover.
1)What’s that smell? 2)I’m making you a steak. 1)I don’t want it. 2)You’ll eat it. 1)I like it well done. 2)Well you’ll eat this one bloody to feed your blood.
1)What’s your news? 2)I’m getting married. 1)Again? 2)Yeah. 1)You did this once it didn’t work out. 2)The guy died. 1)What killed him? 2)He got hit by a bus. 1)No! Bad luck! Your mom and I been fifty-two years an nobody died. You were married, what, two years, and somebody is dead. Don’t get married again, Loretta. It don’t work. out for you.
1)What? What have we done? 2)Take it easy. 1)This time I was trying to do everything right. thought if I stayed away from the City Hall, I won’t have that bad luck I had again. 2)You’re making me feel guilty again. 1)I’m marrying your brother! 2)A11 right, I’m guilty. 1)You’re invited to the wedding! It’s in a few weeks. Why couldn’t you be like him and be with your mother in Palermo? 1)She doesn’t like me.
1)You don’t get along with anybody! 2)What did you do? 1)What did I do? 2)You ruined my life. 1)That’s impossible! It was ruined when I got here! You ruined my life! You’ve got those bad eyes like a gypsy!Why didn’t I see it yesterday! Bad luck! Is that all I’m ever gonna have? I should’ve killed myself years ago. I’m gonna marry him! 2)What? 1)Last night never happened, you hear me? I’m gonna marry him and you and I are gonna take this to our coffins! 2)I can’t do that. 1)Well then you and I can never see each other ever again. 2)I can’t do that. 1)Why not? 2)Because I’m in love with you! 1)Snap out of it!
1)Where you been? 2)I don’t know, Rose. I don’t know where I’ve been, and I don’t know where I’m going.
1)You haven’t once said you like my dress. 2)I like your dress. It’s very bright.
1)You never have dessert. 2)Never is a long time.
1)You’re making me feel guilty again. 2)You are guilty. I’m guilty. 1)Of what? Only God can point a finger, Loretta.
1. Do you love him? 2. No. 1. Good. When you love ’em they drive you crazy
A la famiglia!
A man who can’t control his woman is funny.
A WOLF WITHOUT A FOOT!
Alright. Then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for a11 time. You won’t come to the wedding.
Alright. Then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for all time. You won’t come to the wedding.
Back off, Loretta!
Was this even in Moonstruck?
Bobo – take the cart away!
Cage)I love you Loretta Cher) *whack* *pause* *WHACK* SNAP OUTTA IT
Come upstairs. I don’t care why you come. No, that’s not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We’re not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit!
Cosmo can’t own the moon.
Cosmo: Where’s the ring? Loretta: here… Cosmo: Its stupid its a pinky ring! Loretta: Its temporary! Cosmo: Everything is temporary! That dont exuse nothin!
Could you do away with her dinner, and any evidence of her, and bring me an big glass of vodka?
Do you love him Lorena?
Oh Ma, I love him somethin awful.
That’s too bad.
He doesn’t like you, but thank you for answering my question.
He: BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE! She: I tell ya I won’t do it! He: She won’t do it
He: YOU RUINED MY LIFE! She: THATS IMPOSSIBLE! YOUR THE GUY HERE! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!
I ain’t no freaking monument to justice!
I can’t sleep anymore. It’s too much like death.
I don’t know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don’t care if I burn in hell. I don’t care if you burn in hell. The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they’re nothing, I see they ain’t here.
I don’t like his face, Loretta. I don’t like his lips. When he smiles I can’t see his teeth what’s he hiding?
I hate eating alone, and it’s amazing how often I end up doing just that.
I have no life. My brother took my life.
I have put a curse on that plane. My sister is on that plane. I have put a curse on that plane that it should explode. Burn on fire and fall into the sea. Fifty years ago she stole a man from me. Today she told me that she didn’t even love him. She took him to feel strong with me. Now she goes back to Sicily. I have cursed her that the green Atlantic water should swallow her up.
I love two things. I love you, and I love the Opera. If I can have the two things that I love together for one night, I will be satisfied to give up, oh God, the rest of my life.
I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We’re not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit.
I mean, you waited for the right man the first time,why didnt you wait for the right man again? Because he didnt come. I’m here! You’re late.
I was raised that a girl gets married young. I held out for love. I got married when I was twenty-eight. I met a man. I loved him. I married him. And then he wanted to have a baby right away and I said no, that we should wait. And then he gets hit by a bus. So, what do I got? I got no man, no baby, no nothing. You know, how did I know that this man was a gift I couldn’t keep – my one chance of happiness?
I was raised that a girl gets married young. I didn’t get married until I was twenty-eight. I met a man. I loved him. I married him. He wanted to have a baby right away. I said no. Then he got hit by a bus. How did I know that man was a gift I could not keep. I didn’t know…You tell me a story and you think you know what it means, but I see what the true story is, and you can’t. She didn’t leave you! You can’t see what you are and I can see everything.
I’m a genious, I make them look better than they did in real life !!
I’m confused.
I’m too old for you.
If you’re such a genious, how come you got butter on your tie?
If you’re such a genius how come you got butter on your tie?
In time you’ll drop dead and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress
Is it only a matter of time before a man opens his eyes and gives up his one dream . . . his one dream of happiness? Maybe . . . Maybe.
It costs money…because it saves money.
It’s Cosmo’s Moon!
johnny:one day you’ll see that this was for the better. Loretta:one day you’ll drop dead and i’ll come to your funeral in a red dress!
La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man, capice?
Loretta: I don’t believe in curses.
old lady: neither do I.
Maybe if you gave me away, and I got married in a church, in a wedding dress, instead of at the City Hall with strangers standing outside the door, maybe then I wouldn’t had the bad luck I had.
My father-in-law has got a wrong idea in his head.
My mother guessed that my father was seeing somebody and I told her she was crazy. She looked like a real piece of cheap goods. But who am I to talk?
My mother is dying. When she is dead, I’ll come back and we’ll be married.
Nice to meet you. You’ve got a love bite on your neck. Your mother’s recovered from death.
NOW GO UPSTAIRS AND GET INTO MY BED!
Now he’s gonna play that god damn Vicky Carr record and when he comes to bed he won’t touch me.
Oh Cosmo you have such a head for knowing
Oh. Oh God. I don’t care. I don’t care. Take me. Take me to the bed.
Old man, you give that dog any more of my food and I’m gonna kick you till you’re dead
Old man, you give those dogs anymore of my food and I’ll kick you till your dead.
Old man. You give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick ya til ya dead!!
One day you’ll drop dead and i’ll come to your funeral in a red dress!
Rose, Rose, Rose! Who’s dead?
Rose: How’s the motha? Loretta: Dying, but I can still hear her big mouth.
She’s got him on his knees. He’s ruining his suit.
Snap out of it!
Somebody tell a joke..
Sorry about that, folks. She’s a very pretty mental patient.
They are little birds and stars. Birds flying to the stars, I guess.
This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I am in love with this man. He doesn’t know that. I never told him cause he can never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.
To family!
We didn’t know what to think. You were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag!
What is life? They say BREAD is life. And I bake bread, bread, BREAD! And I sweat! And I shovel this stinking dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall! And I should be so HAPPY, huh sweetie?! Where’s MY wedding? (pause) Chrissy! By the wall, bring me the big knife!
What’s the matter with you? I mean, you think you’re the only one to ever shed a tear?
When you drop dead, I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress.
When you propose to a woman you should offer her a ring of engagment!
You can’t see what you are and I see everything. You’re a wolf.
You drank too much and you sleep to hard, and later you’ll be up when you should be down.
You got a love bite on your neck…. cover up that damn thing! Your life’s goin’ down the toilet.
You got butter on your tie.
You know, in this light, and with that expression on your face, you look about twenty-five years old.
You never seen a wolf in your life.
You’re mad at him, take it out on me, take your revenge on me! Take everything, leave nothing for him to marry! Hollow me out so there’s nothing left but the skin over my bones.
You’re rich as Roosevelt. You’re just cheap, Cosmo.
You’ve got a love bite on your neck.
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