Ron Richardson: Are you going to use a 220 connection on that?
Jack Butler: 220, 221, whatever it takes.
(1) Erve, clean up on line seven! (2) Erve, I wasn’t even in line seven!
(1) Here’s my phone number, Jack, in case you need anything. I know how hard taking care of children can be. (2) Thanks Joan. Uh..what does it say down here? (1) Anytime
(1) Hi. Here trade you. Your kid for mine. (2) Thank you…. I don’t have any kids!
(1) Joan (2) Jack (1) Caroline? (2) Well now that we have our names straight, do you mind telling me how I come home early from out of town, and I find another woman in our bedroom?
(1) Wow, what a house!
(2) Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.
1) Not this one, his great grandfather – Commander Richardson – built it.
(1) Eh…hand me down.
(1) You did it didn’t you? You fired these guys for all they contributed.
(2) Jack.
(1) Oh don’t Jack me, after all of the support.
(2) Jack.
(1) Oh man, the devotion they gave you.
(2) You’re fired too.
(1) Now I’m fired. I’m fired? You son of a bitch!!
(on the phone discussing a soap opera): It’s gotta be Todd’s. What…Tony’s? Tony had a vasectomy. Waddya mean it didn’t take!
(upstairs in bedroom)LOOK JOAN; JACK; CAROLYN WELL NOW THAT WE GOT THE NAMES STRAIGHT YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
*Mom looks at Ken’s soggy slippers* Dad:Oh, I didn’t want his feet to get wet
–Are you going to use a 220 connection on that?
–220, 221, whatever it takes.
–I have the right of way.
–Good. Settle out of court.
–What did you use? A .38?
–.38. .39…what ever it took.
1)Why are they all honking. 2)Because you’re doing it wrong.
220, 221 whatever it takes
A) Can I get you a beer Ron? B) It’s 7:30 in the morning! A) Scotch?
A) Here, Kenny, you hold the money. B) I better hold the money, Dad. Money makes him crazy!
A) I called your hotel room and I heard champagne chilling in the background! B) You heard that?! A) HA!
A) I like to do a little bit of everything Ron. I sculpt, paint, write poetry… B) Well, you sound like a handy guy.
A) Irv, clean up in Aisle 5! B) Irv, I wasn’t even in Aisle 5!!
CAMPAIGNE BUBBLING IN THE BACKGROUND! you heard that?
Could I have a moment to myself, please?
Could I….have a moment to myself, please? (kicks back and parts his hair.)
Don’t tell me I’m doing it wrong… I know what I’m doing.
EVER TRY THOSE SUN PURE FROZEN ENTRAYS UGH MY DOG WOULDN’T EAT THEM.
ForGET the toilet paper!
He didnt watch Rocky last night…
He’s marrrrrriiiiieeeeddddd …..!
So were WE once …
Hey, Madison Avenue….lighten up!
Hi Jack, I’m Annette. You’re doing it wrong
Honey, if you call and I’m not home, I’m either at the gym or the gun club.
I heard champagne chilling in the background!!! Teri Garr- You heard that?
I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they’re great… and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn’t enough. You’re out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you’re strung out on bedspreads Ken. That’s serious.
I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines…Megan and I are starting to watch the same tv shows, and I’m liking em’…I’m losing it.
I’m a regular Phil Donahue here.
I’m here to check for bugs. Hope I don’t find any!
If you need me, I’ll be at the gym or the gun club.
Jack Butler: You wanna beer?
Ron Richardson: It’s 7 o’clock in the morning.
Jack Butler: Scotch?
just get bologna mister
Just get bologna, Mister…
Kenny, don’t paint your sister!
kenny, i told you not to touch the oranges….
Mom calls the vacuum cleaner ‘Jaws’?
My brain is like oatmeal.
North to pick up, south to drop off MORON
Now listen to me, I understand that you little guys start out with your wouby’s, and you think they are great…and they are. They are terrific, but pretty soon a wouby isn’t enough. Your out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, maybe even a quilt. Then the next thing you know your strung out on bedspreads, Ken! That’s serious! Now gimmie the wouby.
Ron walks in to pick Carolyn up for work, and Jack is standing there chainsaw in hand…
How about a trim on that tash Ron??
Ron? And who might Ron be?
Scooner Tuna, the tuna with heart!
Serious poker…
This is nuts!
Was his manager Dead or Alive?
Where does mommy keep the extra diapers? ….. cowards!!!
You ever talk to my kid like that again, I’m knockin’ you out!
You fed a baby CHILI!!!!
You fed a baby chili?
You fed a baby chili?!!
You’re doing it wrong!
You’re doing it wrong.
Z, you’re not going to do anything. ‘Cause you’re in love with your wife.
[Son]: Mom, it’s a jungle out there. (Mother glares at husband) [Husband]: What? I don’t know where he gets that?
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