(handing other man a drink) You can watch me, or you can join me. One of the two is more fun.
*Chili sauce* ___Stay away from this…. a few drops of this and your tongue dials the fire department
–What are you ashamed of?
–Everything.
1/_Bye-the-bye Stone, where is this Brooklyn?
2/_Another world
1/_Did you like the shoes I sent ya?
2/_They were the wrong size…. and they were used
1/_Do you think there are *funny* people and *not funny* people?
2/_Yes, definitely….on the *funny* side there is the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; The Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; Both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker… on the *unfunny* side there is anyone who plays the piano-accordian professionally
1/_Everytime you come near me, you embarrass and humiliate me… I mean, what do you want from me??!
2/_Sex
1/_He’s plastered!!
2/_So are some of the finest erections in Europe
1/_I don’t trust watches
2/_Why?
1/_One hand is shorter than the other
1/_I think I’m going to be *unwell*
2/_Stone, ladies are unwell, gentlemen vomit
1/_My dear fellow, what I do with my schlong is my business
2/_How’s business?
1/_Never better
1/_We had an understanding
2/_What *understanding*
1/_That I’m hopelessly in love with you and you couldn’t care less about me
2/_You could say that
1954.. you don’t get years like that anymore
Appalled Woman: This (restroom) is for ladies only! S: (unzipping fly) So is THIS, madam … but every now and then I need to run a little water through it.
B: I’m supposed to be watching you! S: Well, watch this (pours drink)!
B: Let’s NOT do this! It’s too dangerous. S: Nonsense! It worked perfectly well in ‘A Slight Case of Divorce.’ B: That was a MOVIE! This is REAL LIFE! S: (puzzled) What’s the difference?
Double the lad’s bet for me, you toad (collapses)
Dying is easy; comedy is hard.
Fifty bucks Swan takes a dive!… heyyyyy *swan-dive* badooom-boom!
Here’s where we wrote the show… 30 Rockerfella Plaza… *30 Rock*, we called it
Hey, this is for women only!
So is this mum , but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.
How high the moon.
I dunno….he is a legend. One of the biggest stars ever. A guy like this is one of a kind. A guy like this is irreplacable!!… replace him, Leo
I haven’t performed in front of a audience in twenty-eight years. I played a butler … I had ONE LINE! (pauses) I FORGOT IT!
I’m not an actor! I’m a MOVIE STAR!!!
It was the year we finally got rid of Joe McCarthy.
Kathryn, Jews know two things: suffering and where to get great Chinese food
Live? I can’t go on live!!! I’m a movie star, not an acor!
Live? I can’t go on live!!! I’m a movie star, not an actor!
ma, he’s an actor, not a river.
Ma, it’s not *Al*. If I bring Capone or Jolson, then it’s *Al*
Nineteen-fifty-four was a pretty good year all around.
S: Alfredo, telephone the Stork Club, we’ll be two for dinner. Alfredo: You sure you want the Stork Club? S: It’s been a year and a half. Surely they’ve repaired the wall of the bandstand by now.
She has Merle Oberon’s eyes.
Oh really? And what’s Merle doing for eyes? Using Katherine Hepburn’s?
Sy: He’s plastered! A.S. (weaving): So are some of the finest erections in Europe.
You know what they say about me Stone, *you can depend on Alan Swan, he will always let you down*
You’re right. I do love the removal business
[watching a movie] 1/_This is *Captain from Tautuga*
2/Captain from crap!
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