I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.
(1) Would you like a night cap? (2) No thank you, I don’t wear em’
(Frank sings the national anthem at a baseball game, posing as famed opera singer Enrico Palazzo. He’s very off-key.)
FRANK: Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so prou-ou-ou-oudly we hailed, at the twi-light’s last gle-e-aming. Whose bright stripes and broad stars, throught the perilous night, o’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming. And the rocket’s…red glare! Lots of bombs in the air, gave proof through the night, that we still had our flag. Oh does that star spangled banner wave o-o-o-over all we see, for the h-o-o-ome of the land, and the land…of the…FREE!
(Frank runs off the field, narrowly avoiding being caught by security guards.)
(from naked gun 33 1/3, when frank poses as a criminal to be in a jail) Frank: Danger is my middle name. Ed: What about Jane? Frank: I don’t know her middle name
(TRUCK DRIVER) Ya DUMB BROAD!
(DRIVER INSTRUCTOR) Stephanie, calmly extend your right arm. Extend your middle finger. Well done.
–Cuban?
–No, Scots-Irish. My father was from Wales.
1) Girl dies in trajic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Years Day 2) Goodyear? 1) No, the worst.
1) Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! He really was innocent!
2) Frank, Kelner went to the chair two years ago.
1) Well, uh…
1) I’m boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you want it? 2)Veeerrry hot and awfully wet. 1) That shirt you got on looks familiar. 2)It’s yours. I didn’t want to get stained or wrinkled. At least… not yet.
1) Loutenant Drebin? 2) Yes (gunshots fire) 2) Can you stop shooting your gun, I cant hear you!
1) Take this you son of a bitch!
2) I can’t hear you! Don’t fire the gun while you’re talking!
1)He’s got a gun. 2)I know.
1)I must kill Frank Drebin. 2)No, you love Frank Drebin. And Frank Drebin loves you.
1)Jane, what a surprise… 2) You said we should have dinner sometime, tonight became… sometime.
1)Oh Frank, everyone should have a friend like you.
1)That’s not the umpire. 2)Its Enrico Pallazo!!
1. Thats a red light district, what would he be doing there? 2. Sex, Frank? 1. No, not right now, Ed. We got work to do.
1. Drebin? 2. Frank?! 3. You’re both right
Anyone else sleeping with his wife?
By the way, I faked every orgasm!
Cuban? No…Dutch-Irish…grandfather
Cuban? No…Dutch-Irish…my grandfather
Cuban?? No, Dutch-Irish…my grandfather
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 – 50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.
Ed Hocken: I Love You out of Caracas. A Panamanian ship!
Ed: Take a dingy Frank??
Frank: No thanks Ed, I took care of that at the press conference.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo… what the hell’s got into you, Frank?
frank- o by the way, i faked every orgasm.
FRANK: (at press conference) Protecting the, uh, safety of the Queen is a task gladly accepted by Police Squad. For no matter how silly the idea of having a Queen may be to us, as Americans we must be kind, considerate hosts.
Frank: When I see five weirdos stabbing someone in broad daylight in a park..i shoot the bastards, thats my policy
Mayor: It was a shakespeare in the park production, they were actors, good ones.
Hey Ed, he has a picture of your wife! Is anyone else seeing his wife??
Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazo!
I faked every orgasm!
I fell for her like a blind roofer
I had to take a walk.. the attempt on Nordberg’s life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn’t have any proof, but, somehow, I didn’t entirely trust him, either. Why was the ‘I Luv You’ not listed in Ludwig’s records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn’t, who did? And where the hell was I?
I must kill the Queen.
I must kill…the Queen…I must kill…the Queen…
i’m playing hardball Ludwig, it’s fourth and fifteen, and your looking at a full court press.
I’m sorry that I yelled at you yesterday
It’s not for you, Frank. Wierd Al Yankovic is on the plane.
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Jane-I was only told what i was supposed to do..
Frank-Like make love to me?
Jane: How about a raincheck?
Frank: Well, let’s just stick to dinner.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes
man, after breaking into office, looks in desk and says: Bingo! /then hoklds up bingo card.
man, after saying his name: And don’t ever let me catch you guys in America!
Now gently extend your arm out the window, and extend your middle finger.
OK, Mr.Poopy-pants.
Same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl. Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident iver the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.
Sexual Assault with a concrete dildo.
She had the kind of legs that you like to suck on for hours at a time.
That was a Shakespeare In The Park production of ‘Julius Ceaser’, you moron!
That wasn’t for you Frank. It’s for Weird Al Yankovic.
This is our hill and these are our beans.
this movie is fun for all poeple and i like it so much so im just going home and the who dont like is not going live for tomorrow.
u wanna take a dingy?/ no i took care of that at the press conference.
Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.
yes this man has no penis
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