#1-Prom is going to be Rufus! #2-What’s Rufus??? #1-It’s my new cool word. Spread it around, Darlings.
(guy)When you’re my age, guys’ll be lined up around the corner for you. (girl)You’re just saying that because you’re my teacher. (guy)Actually, I shouldn’t be saying that because I’m your teacher.
(Sam) Sorry I’m late, it took forever to get here… (Josie) I know what you mean….
…cause believe me…when you lose it to someone named Junior with bad breath, in the back of a van at a Guns N Roses concert you’re gonna wish you’d listened to your mom when she said ‘no one’s gonna wanna buy the whole ice cream truck when you’re handing out the popsicles for free…’ any questions??
…cause believe me…when you lose it to someone named Junior with bad breath, in the back of a van at a Guns N Roses truck you’re gonna wish you’d listened to your mom when she said ‘no one’s gonna wanna buy the whole ice cream truck when you’re handing out the popsicles for free…’ any questions??
…high school hasn’t changed. There’s still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that, even as you grow up, will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as ‘the brains,’ but I just knew them as my soul mates, my teachers, my friends. And there’s still that one guy with his mysterious confidence who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. … High school would not have been the same without him. I would not be the same without him. I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience.
1# That is so sad 2# I no, like 10 chickens had to die just so she could look that stupid.
1#That is so sad 2#I know like 10 chickens had to die just so she could look that stupid!
1) Are those shorts or a skirt?
2) They’re gaucho pants. I got them on sale.
1) It’s so weird that you name your cars.
2) Why? Guys name their penises..
1) Ugh…. You guys, what is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
2)… That you’d trip over your Brabie hells and I’d be named prom Queen……. Did I just say that out loud?
1) What are you thinking about right now? 2)My sword
1) What are yout thinking about? 2) My sword….
1) What’s Your Name? 2) Joo Joo Josie 3) Jose?! (in spanish accent)
1)Aloha! Welcome! Every custom gets a free lei!
2)Relax Vaughn. It’s just my sister.
1)Aloha, my ass.
2)Shake it easy buddy.
1)Guess what? 2)What? 1)Gibby gave me champagne!
1)Hi Billy, Um..I noticed that you weren’t in math class today. so umm..I decided to take sum notes for you. 2)**laughs**
1)Hi, I’m Guy 2) Yes, you are, are a guy!
1)I’m not going to college. I’m not playing baseball anymore. This is my life.
2)This is a Luau that sells packaging material.
1)Josie, whats the matter, you look nauseous.
2)Nauseated, I look nauseated.
1)So I can be happy like you? 2) I am happy!
1)What have you wanted for like ever, but I mean never ever thought would happen? 2)I’m the most popular girl in school and Billy Prince is asking me to the prom 1)Yes 2) What? 1)Billy Prince is asking you to the prom 2)Why? 1)I dont know 2) The poem..I knew he’d like he poem!!
1)you totally ripped off my malabo barbie idea 2)nauh i am disco barbie!
1)You’re supposed to say that because your my teacher 2) Actually, I shouldn’t say that because I’m your teacher
1. Do you remember what it was like for you in high school? 2. That was a long time ago. 1. Do you remember what they called you? 2. Josie Grossy. 1. I know, I made that up. I never thought it would catch on like what it did.
1. Guy is totally crunchin on u!! 2. Do i wanna b crunched? All. Oh yeah!!!!
1. Hi Guy, guys, guy. 2. Hey loser.
1. Hi i’m guy. 2. Yes you are a guy, quite a guy, oh my, well that ryhmes. oh yikes…BIKES. 1. are you in speical ed?
1. I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. 2. Hear one. 1. Whatever.
1. I must have forgot. 2. Then I guess you can forget about sitting with us, too.
1. I’m sorry I’m late. 2. And I’m sorry I forgot to take my hotflash medication this morning.
1. Kirsten, Kristen, Gibby whats up GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!
2. Yes you are a guy, Oh my. oh that ryhmes Yikes Bikes haha!!
3. a) Hey your in our seats b)oh sorry i didn’t know these seats were asigned. c) there not
4. a) Josie you totally crossed over b) you know like in your group c) yeh so many people try to transition and they never make it. uh wannabes.
5. a)she’s 16 b)i know and a gymanist ha!!!
6. I have to go die now.:(
7. Let me tell you something. i dont care about being your stupid prom queen. im 25 years old and im an undercover reporter for the chicago suntimes and i have been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. why her? let me tell you something about this girl she is unbelievable, i was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. but you, you were only my fiend after my brother Rob possed as a student and told you too like me. all you people there is a big world out there bigger than prom bigger than high school, it won’t matter if your the Prom Queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest Nerd in school. find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it. excuse me.
1. Kirsten, Kristen, Gibby whats up GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!
2. Yes you are a guy, Oh my. oh that ryhmes Yikes Bikes haha!!
3. a) Hey your in our seats b)oh sorry i didn’t know these seats were asigned. c) there not
4. a) Josie you totally crossed over b) you know like in your group c) yeh so many people try to transition and they never make it. uh wannabes.
5. a)she’s 16 b)i know and a gymanist ha!!!
6. I have to go die now.:(
7. Let me tell you something. i dont care about being your stupid prom queen. im 25 years old and im an undercover reporter for the chicago suntimes and i have been beating my brains out trying to impress you people.Let me tell you something Gibby, Kirsten, Kristen you will spend your entire lives trying to figure out how to put others down because it makes you feel more important, why her? let me tell you something about this girl she is unbelievable, i was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. but you, you were only my fiend after my brother Rob possed as a student and told you too like me. all you people there is a big world out there bigger than prom bigger than high school, it won’t matter if your the Prom Queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest Nerd in school. find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it. excuse me.
1. You! What’s your name? 2. J-J-Josie. 1. Jose? 2. Josie Gellar.
1.OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE RUFOULICIOS 2. NO MAN ITS RUFUS.RUFUS.
1.oh my god guy is totally crunching on you.
2. do i wanna be crunched?
3.by guy (all say) oh yeah.
1.You knit? 2.Yeah
1: Well, all i can say is that when you’re my age, guys’ll be lined up around the block for you. 2: You have to say that because you’re my teacher. 1:Actually i shouldn’t say that because i’m your teacher.
1: You guys,what’s the one thing that could ruin my Senior Prom? 2: That you’d trip on your Barbie heels and I’d be named Prom Queen.3:Ha! 2: Did I just say that out loud?
1:that will teach me to wear white jeans after labor day 2: i dont think you are supposed to wear white jeans after 1976
1and what’s your rule that if your not getting any nobody can? hum(pause) 2 how many time have i fired her? 3 five or six… 4 eight times
A couple months is like ten years in Bambi life.
a) oh you have to say that cause you’re my teacher.
b)acusally I shouldn’t be saying that cause I’m your teacher
A) Prom is gonna be RUFAS B) RUFAS? A) Yes, Rufas its my new word spred it around like while fire!
Actually, I shouldn’t say that because I am your teacher
All you need is for one person to think you’re cool, and you’re in.
And I want to go to Northwestern!
and what’s your rule that if your not getting any nobody can? hum
Are you here for the sex talk?
Are you in special ed?
Are you in special ed? I mean, are you?
Believe me… when you lose it to some guy named Junior in the back of a van at a Guns and Roses concert, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to your mother when she said ‘You know no one’s gonna wanna buy the whole friggin’ ice cream truck when you’re handing out the popsicles for free!’… haha!… so… any questions?
Believe me… when you lose it to some guy named Junior, with bad breath, in the back of a van at a Guns and Roses concert, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to your mother when she said ‘You know no one’s gonna wanna buy the whole friggin’ ice cream truck when you’re handing out the popsicles for free!’… haha!… so… any questions?
But I told you I wasn’t going to go to college.
Bye Bye Dutton, hello everyone else thats still working here.
Come on people, Gordie Howe?!? (pause) He was like the Tiger Woods of Hockey.
copyright by five!
Damn girl, you are a writer.
Do you own any coloured underwear?
Don’t you wanna move outta Mom and Dad’s? Pay your own bills?
Everyone theres a big world out there. Its bigger than the prom and its bigger than high school. It wont matter if you were the prom queen, or the quarterback, or even the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try to not be afraid of it.
Find and destroy sombrero.
Find out who you are, and try not to be afraid of it.
FIRECRACKER!
focus please…
Get your own row!
Gus: … hopefully the copy’s not a mess.
Josie: It’s hoped that it’s not a mess. Hopefully is an adverb, it means with hope. You were defining the copy and I’m pretty sure the copy doesn’t have feelings.
Guy: Hi, I’m Guy.
Josie: Yes, you are quite a guy. Oh my. That rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
Guy: Are you in special ed? Are you?
Hair today, gone tomorrow, great story.
Hey! whats up girlfriends?
Hey, Call me!
Hey, I get this cool sword.
Hey, Merkin ain’t jerkin’, he’s workin’.
Hey? feeling good.
Hi Hello!
How about Meant For Each Other, a look at couples throughout history?
How are you in calculus?
Humpty Dumpty was alone…That’s sad isn’t it? He had to sit on that wall all by himself. He deserved to have somebody…That’s really what we all need, right? Someone to sit up on the wall with us…to watch the world go by…to put us back together again when we fall
I can be outta control…
I can grab bull’s balls!
i can grab bulls balls
I have to go die now.
I made friends with a table of Rastafari. Not just one, a whole table!
I mean this whole office is not Feng Shui. All of the desks are facing like evil ya know?
I want a sword too!
I was the youngest copy editor at the Chicago Sun-Times.
I’m not Josie Grosie anymore!
I’m not Josie Grossie any more!!
I’M NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE!
I’m over there
I’m seventeen… I’m seventeen!
I’m the cole-slaw king of the world!
I’ve kissed a guy! I’ve kissed guys; I just haven’t felt that thing……That thing, that moment…when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person, and you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift…and you want to laugh and you want to cry, because you feel so lucky that you’ve found it, and so scared that it will go away all at the same time.
I’ve kissed guys, I’ve just never felt that thing.
I’ve kissed a guy… I’ve kissed guys. I just haven’t felt that thing…. That thing… that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, ‘cause you feel so lucky that you’ve found it, and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time
if the buckets are rockin, don’t you come a kn…kn…knockin!
yeah! mr. coolsen rocks my world!
Im the Coleslaw King of the World
It took me forever to get here.
It’s all about the horseshoes this season.
It’s an expose on cafateria food!
It’s nice to have someone to talk to.
It’s not that hard, Josie.
Josie Gellar, you inrole friday, have fun. The meeting just ended.
Josie Geller: I have been beating my brains in trying to impress you people. Listen Gibby, Kirstin, Krysten, you will spend your whole lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important, but why her? Let me tell you about this girl she is amazing. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friends after my brother, Rob , told you to like me. There is a great big world out there and it won’t matter if you were the most popular girl, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.
josie! JOSIE, thats not a theme. No Josie will have the answer
josie- someone ate my pie
Josie: Haha, that will teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day. Gibby: Haha, that will teach you to wear white jeans after 1983.
Just think of the banana as the real thing, in a land called ‘Every Man’s Fantasy.’
Kill Anita for picking this outfit!!!
Kill Anita.
Kristen:Josie u have tottally transitioned.Josie: transitioned?? Kirsten:yeah u crossed over.Kristen: into our group .Kirsten: so hard 2 do people go all through high school trying 2 transition and they never make it. Kristen: Wannabes
let me guess you medievil barbie 2)oh get over it
Let me tell you something. i don’t care about being your stupid prom queen. i’m 25 years old. i’m an undercover reporter for the chicago sun-times and i have been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. let me tell you something Gibby, Kirsten, Kristen. you will spend your lives trying to figure out how to put others down because it makes you feel more important. why her? let me tell you something about this girl–she is unbelievable. i was new here and she befriended me, no questions asked. but you–you were only my friend after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. all of you people: there is a big world out there, bigger than prom, bigger than high school. it won’t matter if you were the prom queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest nerd in school. find out who you are–and try not to be afraid of it. excuse me.
loser!
Man, I don’t love her.
Man…I DONT love her.
man:.. and i was sitting at home with my family, and my son started chocking on some peanuts, evendently hes allergic and i thought to myself hooollly shhiit i dont even know ma own son.
Marshall, the duke?
Merkin ain’t jerkin’, he’s workin’, ok? Take that to the bank. It’s power babey. It’s power.
MR COOLSON ROCKS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Brown: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don’t you’ll fail. And if you fail gym, you’ll never get to college.
Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?
My name is Josie. I’m from Scraton, Pennsylvania. The Keystone State.
My semester in highschool. You!
Nail file. That’s a weapon.
No, not really, not really Josie!
No, not really. Not really Josie!
Nobody’s gonna want the whole damn ice cream truck if you’re handing out the popsicles for free!
Nothing but water and exlax until prom. It’s all about hydration.
Now let’s pretend that the bananas are the real thing…in a little land called Every Man’s Fantasy.
Oh my god, like there goes another lemming!
Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie!
Oh my gosh! You get to be 17 again!!!!!
Oh my gosh, you get to be 17 again!
ok, nothing but water and ex-lax til prom
once the floor stops spinning, let’s have sex!
One person to think you’re cool, and you’re in. Everyone else will be too scared to question it.
Power is powerful.
Prom comes from the word promenade, and you sure can’t promenade alone.
Rob’s sister, is, a loser!
Rob’s sister… is a loser!
Sam: All I can say is, when you’re my age, guys will be lined up around the block for you. Josie: You have to say that because you’re my teacher. Sam: Actually, I shouldn’t say that because I’m your teacher.
Sam: Are you sure you’re 17? Josie: Yes. I’m 17, I’m 17. Of course.
Sam: It took me forever to get here. Josie: I know what you mean.
Sam: Sorry I’m late. It took me forever to get here. Josie: I know what you mean.
Sam: well all I know is that when your my age guys will be lined up around the block for you. Josie: you have to say that because your my teacher. Sam: actually I shouldn’t say that because I’m your teacher.
See ya around the cell block Mrs. Robinson
See ya around the cell block Mrs. Robinson!
See you ’round the cell block Mrs. Robinson!
See you round the cell block Mrs Robinson
Senorita Josie.
She want’s me!!!
So, like what are your guys hopes and dreams?
So, unless some guy just killed himself because he was being payed to have sex with the school mascot in a big vat of that coalslaw. You got nothing.
Someone ate my entire pie! I don’t know how that happened…
someone once told me to write well, you have to write what you know,
and this is what i know. i’m 25 years old and i’ve never really
kissed a guy. a geek to the core, most of my childhood days were
spent doing extra homework i requested from the teacher….
Sometime you’ll kiss someone and know that’s the
person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life.
Sometime you’ll kiss someone and know that’s the person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life.
That is so sad, like 10 chickens had to die just so she could look that stupid!
That is SO wrong…
That thing, that moment when you kiss someone, and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person, and you realize that that person is the only person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh, and you wanna cry, ’cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time.
That’ll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.
Thats so sad. i know like 5 chicknes had to die just so she could look that stupid.
The burning sensation is completely normal.
The poem! I knew he’d like the poem!
The right guy, he’s out there. I’m just not gonna go kiss a bunch of losers to get to him…When I finally get kissed, I’ll know…I’ve kissed a guy…I’ve kissed guys…I just haven’t felt that thing. That thing. That moment. When you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. Then you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment, you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry coz you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time.
The woman we’ll come to us, do what im doin, do what im doin
there’s always gonna be that one guy you get up and go to school for.. the one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for, those years of high school wouldn’t have been the same without him.. i wouldn’t have been the same without him – josie
There’s nothing going on between Sam – Mr. Coolson and I.
This is a very bad idea.
Totally off the charts!
Trust me. I am not the kind of girl who does things like this. I mean, two months ago, you couldn’t have picked me out of a crowd……Told you. I’m over there.
Try being named after a guitar playing pussy cat. (pause) Never mind.
Try being named after a guitar playing pussycat.
try being named have a guitar playing pussy cat
we have a special cake for you. a ghanja cake. it’s got
vitamin a, vitamin b, vitamin t, h, and c!
Weiners, I got hot weiners!
well, all i can tell you is, when you’re my age, guys will be lined up around the block for you…
you have to say that, cuz you’re my teacher…
actually i shouldn’t say that because i’m you’re teacher…
What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
When the floor stops spinning lets have sex!
When the floor stops spinning lets have sex.
When you wanted to learn how to knit, who showed you how to work the needles?
Why are you so cool? Hard work…herbs…berries
WOW! That was just like Carrie. I thought she was going to kill us all!
Ya’ know whats a weird word….? Fork!
Yes, you are a guy…quite a guy. Oh my. That rhymes. Yikes…bikes!
Yikes.. Bikes!
You are looking at the newest undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times. I am Josie Geller, high school senior, class of 1999.
You can have my Buick La Sabre, and name it anything you want.
you can’t just become popular in one day… ROB!!! ROB!!! ROB!!!
You don’t think I could grab a bull’s balls?
You know how in sum movies, they have a dream sequence, only they don’t tell you it’s a dream? This is so not a dream. It wasn’t suppose to be like this. I was just trying to do my job and then things happened. Well life happened. And now I’m here.
You know what a weird word is?… fork!
You know what sells…sex scandals, bribary, suicides…so unless some kid just killed himself because he was being payed to have sex with the school mascott in a big vadt of that coleslaw…you got nothin!
You know what’s a cool word? Fork!
You know what’s a funny word? FORK.
You know what’s a funny word? Fork..
Oh my god, somebody ate my entire pie.
I don’t know how this could have happened
you know what’s a weird word? Fork!
you know whats a funny word fork
You rock my world
You totally transitioned.
You want bambi, no way!
You would never notice me in a crowd
You’re looking at the newest undercover reporter for the Chicago Trib!
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