–Do you think he drinks?
–He didn’t get that nose from playing ping-pong.
Everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Get plenty of sleep.
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that was tethered outside here.
I feel as if somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.
I was only trying to guess your weight.
No, I was in love once with a beautiful blonde. She drove me to drink – the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night.
This script is an insult to a man’s intelligence. Even mine!
What a splendid view of California climate.
You’re as funny as a cry for help.
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