–You know his father, may he rest in peace, was completely bad, too.
–I’m not bald.
–You will be.
How can you marry a blonde with three kids? What are you, an astronaut?
How can you marrya blonde with three kids? What are you, an astronaut?
I always think there’s more to the world than meets the eye. It never works…You’re right, I am nothing. It beats being a waitress.
I love her but I wish she would disappear.
I’m fifty years old…and I still haven’t resolved my relationship with my mother.
It’s funny. You wake up one morning and suddenly you’re out of love.
Lawyer’s mother vanishes during magic trick.
Like a rolling stone.
The right time.
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