1) All I know is that Tito is supposed to have it with you at sunrise on Beacon Street. Something about a bad business deal and something you said 2) I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYONE NAMED TITO! AAAAAHHHHH!!! Okay…my man, how do you know I’m supposed to have it with ‘Tito’ at sunrise on Bacon Street. 1) ‘Beacon’ Street. I just heard it was a kid in a white coat and a pink carnation…
1) Before you say or DO anything…I just want you to know that I happen to be a minor. 2) That’s okay. My ex-wife was a truck driver. She’s dead now.
1) Do you have any money, Winston? 2) Uh..Hi Tara! 1) Don’t ‘hi’ me, Winston. I asked you if you had any money. 2) Yeah, I got money. 1) Enough to get a cab ride home in case you get weird?
1) Excuse me, Bartender! What I meant was do you ACCEPT credit cards 2) Hell NO, man! There stolen ones floatin’ around. Tell you what, I’ll get you a drink, man. What do you have? 1) Uh…ginger ale? 2) AND??? 1) tequila?….TEQUILA! 2) Here man, its on me…Wuahahahahaha! 3) Hey boy, I wouldn’t drink that if I was you.
1) Excuse me..can you tell me where we are, exactly? Is just that…I don’t know where I am. I know it sounds crazy but- 2) Most phone companies have information. Here we have donuts & coffee. You want donuts & coffee, fine. You want information, try 4-1-1.
1) Is there something you can wear? 2) Nah, they gave me a tube top and a miniskirt. 1) Well it’s better than nothing! 2) Winston, tube tops are out and the skirt is vinyl.
1) My name is Danny-Boy 2) I’m Winston 1) Winston..? That’s a pretty weird name, dude.
1) Tara, we have to get out of here! 2) Ahem…![handcuffed to headboard] 1) Oh shit! We must get you out! There’s this guy named Tito after me, and a guy named Fat Jack after you! Do you have the key?!? 2) heh..noo..
1) Tara, we have to get out of here!! 2) Ahem… (handcuffed to headboard) 1) Oh shit! We have to get you out! There’s this guy named Tito after me and a guy named Fat Jack after you! Do you have the key? 2)um…nooo…
1) Well look at it this way: At least you made $1500 2) In the first place, I only have 1400 and in the second place, she’s not a hooker in the first place!
1) What’s wrong? 2) Oh nothing…is just that…I was supposed to have her home by midnight. But instead…I sold her to a pimp!
1) Yeah, but don’t forget he was already pist off at you. I mean, you never said that your girl’s old-man was a cop. 2) What does that have to do with anything? 1) You should have said that BEFORE you sold her to him. 2) What? 1) SOLD her to him. He gave you 1500 dollars!
1) You said this chick is wearing a pink party dress? 2) Yes! 1) About 5’5 with brown hair? 2) Yes! That’s her! That’s her! 1) Gal Baby’s! Hahahahahaha! 2) What’s a ‘Gal Baby’? 1) A whore house over at Boyle and 8th, hahahahahahaha!
1) You sold me, Winston? 2) You should be flattered! Tito gave him 1500 dollars! Pimps don’t usually go that high. 1) You sold me…to a PIMP named Ti-to, for 1500 dollars?! 3) I only have 1400…you’re gonna tell your dad, aren’t you?
1) You sold me, Winston? 2) You should be flattered, Tito gave him 1500 dollars! Pimps don’t usually go that high. 1) You sold me…to a guy named Ti-to…for 1500 dollars?! 3) I only have 1400… You’re gonna tell your dad, aren’t you?
I CONFESS! I DID IT! I took drugs and sold her to a pimp!
I mean dig it, Tara Mitchell Captain of the pep squad, Homecoming Princess, Galleria Model of the Month, four months running…and then, there’s you. After 3 years of high school you managed to become vice-president of the Austronomy club.
I told you she’s NOT a hooker, Rhonda. I sold her by mistake!
Oh I’m sorry Winston, am I overreacting? I guess being sold into prostitution has made me a little edgy! Or maybe it’s the idea of almost losing my virtue to the good-year blimp! Or I guess it could be the sleazy feeling of vinyl against my skin!!!
The whole point of this bet was for the loser to be seen with a geek. Now going to a part of town where nobody knows what kind of a geek he is- no offense, Winston- totally defeats the purpose!
This is for shit, man! You work hard to make a livin’…and somebody dumps a fat guy on you!
Well, actually it’s a little OWL.
You know what you are? You’re a self-centered, egotistical, little brat! All life is to you is good-looks, popularity, and credit cards!
YOUR ASS IS GRASS, BUSTARD! AND DADDY IS THE LAWNMOWER!
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