Movie Quotes from Nine Months: Quotes from the movie Nine Months

1)It’s a girl! 2)Can we still call her Samuel? 1)It’s not yours, it’s his. 3)No it’s not! I already have three girls! Honey, what’s the matter? I bought all the cowboy stuff! Is there another one in there?

1)Who’s at the door, honey? 2)Uh…it’s my mom! 1)But your mother’s dead! 2)I know! It’s really weird!

Arnie:So long!(flips Marty off)Ya fat ass pussy!

Epidural, asshole!

Gale says to marty: (inlabor)you did this to me you miserable piece of slime-sucking son of a whore bitch

GET THIS WOMAN AN ENEMA!!!!

hehehehe ya penis head….Gonna get your boyfriend to slap me?

Rebecca:Sam! My water broke!
Sam:Well, we’ll get you another one!

Sam: COME ON, YOU COMMIE BASTARD! Doctor: SHUT UP, YOU LIMEY PRICK!

Samuel Faulkner: Are you sure?
Rebecca Taylor: I’m ten days late.
Samuel Faulkner: And there’s no way you could have had it and just not noticed?

See? That is why women have the babies. Men can’t take the paaai…

Shit honey I hit a guy!

While My feet are little sore and my back is killing me

You have a girl unless I cut the wrong cord.

You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.

You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.

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