1) I’m not your wife, or your mother, or even your mistress! 2) What? 1) Um-mm, I am your employee, and as such I demand to be treated equally, with a LITTLE DIGNITY and a LITTLE RESPECT!
1) Judy honey, could you come back here? 2) Who is that? 1) I don’t know. 2)Where’s Hart? 1) I don’t know. 2) Oh my GOD ! You mean she…? Oh my GOD! 1) Uh, Violet, honey – could you come back here for a second? 3) What is the matter with you two, now we have got to get – Who is that? 1) I don’t know. 3) What do you mean, you don’t know – what happened to Hart’s body? 1) It’s not here, what do you think? it just got up and walked away? 3) But I put it in the – 2) Violet, how could you? How could you? 3) I guess I must’ve made a mistake.
1) Oh, this is so improper. It’s so disrespectful. 2) He doesn’t care, he’s dead. Look, no harm’s done, we’ll just take it back. 1)Take it back? 3) Well, that’s just great ! We’ll just waltz right in there and take it back. Maybe they’ll give us Hart’s body in exchange !
1)You’re always talking about harm springs from excess right? I’m talking about one joint 2)Ok I don’t like it Josh. 1)How long have you been waiting for this promotion? 2)Slip it in my purse.
1st woman: Don’t panic. Don’t panic. Don’t panic. (CRASH!!) What happened?
2nd woman: She panicked!
1: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute!
2: Oh, who’d care?
3: Yeah, he’d just buy up the copies and send them out as Christmas card.
Doralee: You steal the wrong body from the hospital and all you can say is ‘I must have made a mistake’?
Violet: It can happen to anyone.
For your information, I smoke pot.
Get in! Get in! There’s no time for talking!
Hey Vera there’s another stiff in the john
I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go up there and beat the shit out of him!
I’m a doctor…so why the hell am i talking to YOU? Piss off !
I’m no fool, I’ve killed the boss. You think they’re not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
I’ve never seen anyone leapfrog so fast to the top, and I’ve got the bad back to prove it.
It looks just like Skinny & Sweet, except for the skull and crossbones on the label.
it looks just like skinny and sweet except for the little skull and crossbones on the label.
It’s ok, I wanted to spend more time with the kids anyway. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!
Jerry never should have died; I’d be better off if I could have divorced him.
Maybe we ought to hire a couple of wranglers to go up there and beat the shit out of him
Mr Hart, I’m beggin’ you, think about what you’re doin’!
Right on top of that, Rose
She may have you in the evening, Frank, but you’re my boy from nine to five.
Thanks, Roz…I know just where to stick it.
Thanks, Roz…I know right where to stick it.
We can have ourselves a real old fashioned ladies’ pot party.
We’re going to need a special locker for the hat.
we’ve got a short in the trunk.
Well that eplains it. That explains why everyone around here treats me like some dimestore floozy. I suppose it gives you some sort of cheap thrill like knockin’ over pencils and pickin’ up papers. Ooh, get your scummy hands off of me. I put up with your pinchin’ and starin’ and chasin’ me around the desk because I need this job. 2. Doralee, please…1. Look, I got a gun out there in my purse, and up until now I’ve been forgivin’ and forgettin’ because of the way I was brought up. But if you ever say another unkind word about me, or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun o’mine, and I’ll change you from a rooster to hen with one shot! Don’t think I can’t do it!
Why won’t you just listen! (stuffs a scarf in his mouth) No, I don’t want you to call for help. You won’t listen, but you’ll shut up and stay there. I gotta figure out what to do!
You’re foul, Hart. A wart on the nose of humanity and I’m going to blast it off.
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