Ok, now go get me a fresh beer.
Are you for real?!
Now you son of a bitch now!!!
Hey, remember rodney’s kid brother, cheese?
Actually, My name isn’t, cheese, anymore.
O ya. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster?
(1.)Why you gotta do it around the kid? With the F’in? All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him…then you can say fuck, shit, bitch. (2.) Cock. Balls. (1.) I’m just proving a point, Frank…you don’t have to celebrate it.
(cough) don’t do it! (cough). My throat’s dry, I’m sorry. I’m a smoker.
(crowd cheering) Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank!
(Its more like)F: so wut r u saying.W:i want a divorce.F:like a real divorce?W:nodding headF:alright well i…i gotta run, but if i don’t see u again, keep…keep on truckin. (waving)-goodstuff.
(Its supposed to be recommend,and not suggest.)Hey excuse me… mister, the seatbelt seems to be broken back here what do you recommend i do? I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
(singing): …Turn around, every now and then i get a little bit teriffied i see the fucking look in your eye…
-Frank… what are you doing?
-We’re going streaking… through the quad and into the gymnasium
-Who’s going streaking?
-Their coming…
-Frank get in the car
-but everybody’s doing it.
-Get in the car frank
-okay…. honey, do you think KFC’s still open?
-I want a divorce
-like a, like a real divorce?
-yeah
-ok well, if i don’t see you just keep, keep on truckin’…good stuff
-Petting zoo guy *laughs* You shot a f’n dart in your neck, man!
-Frank What? *laughs* Your crazy *pauses* I like you, but your crazy.
-u need to hit this
-ya hit this
-no thanks i apreciate it but i told my wife i wasnt gonna drink tonight besides weve got a big day tommorow but u guys have a great time
-a big day? doin wat?
-well um actually a pretty nice lil saturday were gonna go to home depot ya buy some wall paper maybe get some flooring stuff like that maybe bed bath and beyond i dont know i dont know if well have enough time
-(chuckles)
-u know wat u know wat gimme that thing ill do 1 ill do 1
-he gonna do 1he gonna do 1
-o thats talent right there
-fill it up again fill it up again
-we gonna fill it up again we gonna fill it up again
-its so good once it hits ur lips its so good
-You said near campus, this is practically on campus. How’d you get this place?
-Some professor lived here for like 30 years then he died.
-Thats awesome!
…Alright…good talk, see you out there…
…take yesterday for example. We were out at the olive garden for dinner, which was lovely. I happened to look over, at a certain point during the meal, to see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be, her panties. Odds are they were basic white cotton underpants, but I started thinking maybe they are silk panties, maybe it’s a thong, maybe it’s something really cool I don’t even know about…
..See, look, there’s my wife. Always smiling, judging, watching…Let it go man, she’s coming down the aisle
1) Be honest, and tell me this is the first time you did this? 2) Well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you it’s the first time? 1) Jesus what’s wrong with you?! 2) Nothing is wrong with me! I told you I wanted this! 1) WHEN?! 2) All the time! 1) But..when? 2) Like, when we’re in bed and stuff… 1) I thought you were just talking dirty! 2) I was! But I was serious.
1) Blue!!! Where is the fucking ice in my lemonade?!
2) I don’t know.
1) Drop down and give me ten.
1) Damn, I don’t wanna end up workin’ at Red Lobster!
2) You already work at Red Lobster.
1) Yeah, well its part time…dick.
1) Do you mind if I crash at your place tonight? Marissa is working out some issues. 2) Does it have to do with you getting drunk and running around naked in the street?
1) Here, a little housewarming, to new beginnings.
2) Uh, actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
1) This model?
2) No, this exact one.
1) Sorry…I’m..embarrassed…
2) I hope you like it.
1) I love it.
1) I’m going to spend the rest of my life working at Taco Bell! 2) You already work at Taco Bell. 1) Part-time, dick.
1) Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
2) What do you mean?
1) You know exactly what I mean. You’ve come along way since Frank the Tank and we don’t want him coming back do we?
2) Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
1) Just say earmuffs, then you can say whatever you want, fuck, shit bitch…
2) BALL!
1) Listen, I’m sorry I didn’t call you on your birthday.
2) My birthday? What do you mean?
1) Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn’t you, Frank?
1) Damn it. I’m such an idiot.
1) Uh, my seat belt is broken. What do you suggest I do? 2) I suggest you stop being such a faggot. You’re in the back seat!
1) Um, excuse me sir, but my seatbelt doesn’t work, what do you suggest i do? 2) I suggest you stop acting like such a faggot cause you’re in the backseat
1) Umm, sir your seatbelt’s broken. What do you suggest I do? 2) I suggest you stop being a faggot.
1) Well I got you something for your birthday.
2) My birthday?
1) Last week, oh my god, Frank, you forgot your bithday again?
2) damn it…
1-why u gotta do that in front of the kid, all u had to say was ‘earmuffs’. watch, ‘earmuffs’! see… 2-cock, balls! 1-i was making a point, u dont have to celebrate it frank
1. Hey Man nice doll. 2. Yea she’s ok.
1. Hey man, didn’t we lock you in a dumpster once? 2. Yea, i got out.
1. hey great, awesome.
1. I told my wife i wouldn’t drink tonight. Besides i got a big day tomorrow, but you guys have a good time. 2. Big day? doing what? 1. Well, umm, actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We’re gonna go to Home Depot, buy some wallpaper maybe buy some flooring, stuff like that, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond, i dont know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time. (2, 3 & 4 start laughing) You know what gimme that thing, I’ll do one, i’ll do one. 3. He gonna do one, he gonna do one. (#1 funnels a beer) 1. Fill it up again (2, 3 & 4 cheering) 1. god its good, it’s so good. Once it hits your lips it’s so good.
1.) i dont know y u have to do it…in front of the kid with the F’in…all u gotta do is say earmuffs to him…earmuffs…then u say fuck shit bitch whatever u want 2.) cock balls
1.) We’re goin’ steakin’. 2.) Honey, get in the car.
1.howd u get this place mitch. 2.a professor died after 30 years. 1. thats awesome (High Fives)
1.The seatbelt is broken.What do you suggest i do?
2.I suggest you stop being such a faggot
1.Yeah hi nice to meet you. 2.Don’t turn around
1.yes!thats awesome…you just took one to the juguler man. You better pull that out. That shit is not cool. 2. Okay….Wait take what out? 1. the dart, you got a fuckin dart in your neck. 2.What dart? You’re, you’re crazy man. I like you, but you’re crazy.
1: Nice doll Frank
2: Thanks…she’s ok
1: Oh yea, Cheeeeeese. Didnt we lock you in a dumpster once?
2: Yea, I got out.
1: Good.
1Hey didn’t we throw you in a dumpster?
2yeah i got out
1So what are you now… Johovahs witness?
2no im the dean, dean pritchard
God Father
what? i thought we were in the trust tree.. nest.. are-are we not?
Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a coronary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for Americans to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis oh human research development. Thank you.
acctually we have a pretty nice little saturday planned out, We’re going to the home depot to pick out some tiling and maybe head out to bed bath and beyond i dunno, i dont know if we will have time.
Actually, we’ve got a nice little saturday. We’re gonna go to Home Depot and look at some wallpaper. Maybe, maybe Bed, Bath and Beyongd. I don’t know, don’t know if there’ll be enough time.
ADAM BURGESS HAS A SMALL PENIS!!! 3 inches
AHHHHHH!-Frank just pace yourself.-sorry
all im saying is that im a little freaked out by the fact that im going to hav sex with only one person… for the rest of my life
All the fun of college, none of the education.
all those fucking people
Whoa! Whoa! Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say earmuffs to him,and you can say fuck,shit,bitch
Cock.Balls
All you have to do is say earmuffs, then you can say whatever you want, fuck shit bitch…cock balls!
Alright Frank.. let me be the first to congratulate you, your one Vagina for the rest of your life… Real Smart
Always watching. Smiling. Judging. Look at the baby-look at the baby.
and i need you more tonight. i fuckin need your more than EVER
Andy Dick: Good, good, NOT so good. Please, what are you doing? You’re not Romulus sucking on a teat of the mother wolf! If you know your Greek mythology. Ladies, we’re giving head not breast feeding from a mythological beast. Oh you think that’s funny? Wait till he prematurely pops in your eye. Yeah. It stings. That is why I now have the lazy eye. *twitches*
Andy Dick: I don’t care if this is some long term relationship or some cute sailor you met at T.G.I. Friday’s. Never did call me back but left me with a little something called herpes….which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
Andy Dick: Ladies, grab your veg-eh-ta-bles.
Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you’re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don’t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling…..what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Are you kidding? The old man river won’t shut up about it.
At this point you might be asking yourself, why am I holding a 15 pound ciderblock in my hands? You might be asking why this ciderblock as a long string attached to it? And you might be asking why is the end of this string tied securly to your penis?
Beanie- c’mon, if youre going to curse just say ‘earmuff’s
frank-fuck shit cock balls
beanie-ok frank, i was just making a point, theres no need to celebrate it.
beanie: *coughing* don’t do it *coughing… I appologize I have something in my throat.. I’m a smoker
Beanie: Oh ya, I remember. We locked you in a dumpster once
Gordon: I got out
Beanie: Cool man
Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I’m just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot.
Beanie: Put your head back on. Its very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: I’m sorry, sir.
Beanie: Don’t sorry me, babe. Shake the tail when you walk. You’re better than that.
Beanie: Spanish! What the hell are you doing?
Spanish: Oh i was getting some water..this suit is CRAZY hot.
Beanie: Are you crazy? That could be very devastating for little kids..put your head back on..
Spanish: I’m sorry
Beanie: Don’t sorry me baby…and shake your tail when you walk..come on- you’re better than that.
Beanie: You should be glad to have had a girlfriend as sexually enlightened as that…..Mitch: I wasn’t looking for that!!
Beanie:So tell me Mitch did you have a good time last night?
Frank: I had an awesome time last night!!
Beanie: I know you had an awesome time last night, I think have the town knows you had an awesome time last night!!!
Beansie: c’mon… all you had to say was earmuffs… hey buddy earmuffs… see now u can say whatever you want.. fuck, shit, Will Farrall: dick, balls
Benie: Mitch, didn’t you have a good thime at the party?
Frank: I had an awsome time!
Benie: I think we know you had an awsome time. I think the town knows you had anawsome time! I saw asking Mitch if he had a nice time!
Birddog ‘im, Frank
Blue do you think I wish to see you die here tonight!?!
No Sir!
Blue your my boy!
Blue do you trust that i do not wish to see you die hear tonight?
Sir yes sir!
Blue your my boy!
Blue!!! Why is there no ice in my lemonade?!
BLUE… WHY IS THERE NO ICE IN MY LEMONADE?
BRING YOUR GREEN HAT!
BRYAN BINNO IS GAY!
c’mon ladies, these vegetables are not going to ejaculate themselves!
C’mon snoop snoop-a-loop getcher green hat and we’ll go streaking!
C’mon Snoop, snoop-a-loop!
c’mon… all you had to say was earmuffs… hey buddy earmuffs… see now u can say whatever you want.. fuck, shit, cock balls *WILL FARRELL*- dick, asshole
Can i ask you a question? Absolutly not, but good seeing you guys, looks like your doing great
can we stop by KFC?
Chee-eeese!!
cheee-eese
Cheeeeese
College is over-rated anyways. I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read. Truf
Columbus wasn’t exactly looking for america but that seemed to workout for everyone.
congratulations, you get one vagina for the rest of your life
Crowd: FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!
Frank: You know it. You KNOW IT!!
DAMMIT. if u dont know the exact quote from the movie dont submit it… its just wasting our time reading the wrong quote. stupid retards, and if u dont know it, WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE AGAIN!
Dean Pritchard: what is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
James Carvel: well dean i’m glad that you asked that–
Frank: ac– actually i’d like to jump in and take that one jimmy.
JC: have at it, hoss
Frank: recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. as a world leader, it is important for america to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. i believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with an emphasis on on human resource development, thank you.
Dear Mitch, If you are holding this then you already know. The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything. We are at the comfort in Room 122. I love you, Frank!
Dear Mitch, If you are reading this you already know. The house has been boarded up. Windows, doors, everything. We’re at the Comfort Inn, room 112. I love you. Frank
Dear Mitch, if you’re holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We’re at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank
Dear Mitch…if you are reading this you already know. They boarded up the house, the door the windows, everything. Im at the Holiday Inn room 112. I love you, Frank
Denver, The Sunshine State, Gorgeous.
Denver: The Sunshine State. Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Do you know how rare it is to find someone as sexually enlightened as Holly? I wasn’t looking for that! Yeah, well Columbus wasn’t looking for America but that seemed to work out pretty well for everybody didn’t it? You’re here, you know what I’m saying?
Do you like it? I got you this for a wedding present. The same model? No, this exact one. Oh….I’m embarrassed. It’s ok, I hope you like it. I love it.
Do you realize that a girl that sexually enlightened only comes around once in a blue moon? I wasn’t looking for that. Well Columbus wasn’t looking for America my friend but that seemed to work out for everyone.
DO you think K.F.C. is still open?
Do you think kentucky fried chicken is still open
do you think KFC’s still open?
Do you want me to be honest or just tell you it’s my first time?
Don’t aoppoligize to me, appologize to the baby!
Don’t feel so bad, Mitch. Old people die. It’s what they do.
Don’t turn around!
doody
dust in the wind
Dust in the wind.
Earmuffs!
eat shit you motherfuckin faggit i bet you listen to nagger music damn naggers and chinks
every now and then i get a little bit terrified, i see the fucking look in your eyes…turn around bright eyes…every now and then i fall apart…turn around bright eyes…you’re fucking every now and then i fall apart…and i need you now tonight…i fucking need you more than ever…
Excuse me Mitch am I interupting?
Ah Megan you actually are, and if you could leave it would be tremendous, for all of us.
F:so what are you saying?
W:i want a divorce.
F:ya ok so just, if i don’t see you again, keep…keep on truckin, alright goodstuff.
Fill it up AGAIN!
frank let me be the first to congratulate you, you get one vagina for the rest of your life
Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!
Frank-Blue, how come there’s no ice in my lemonade?
Blue- Sorry sir
Frank- Drop down and give me ten, NOW
Frank: A little housewarming, to new beginnings.
Mitch: Uh, actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: No, this exact one.
Frank: Oh, I’m sorry. I feel like an idiot.
Mitch: No, it’s fine. Do you like it?
Frank: I love it.
Frank: Are you sure you’re ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Frank: Blue you’re my boy!
Frank: Blue! Do you think I wish to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Sir, no sir!
Frank: Blue you’re my boy!!!!
Blue: Thank you sir!
Frank: Blue!!! Where is the fucking ice in my lemonade?
Blue: I dont know.
Frank: Drop down and give me ten.
Frank: Excuse me sir, the seat belt seems to br broken, what should I do about it?
Cab Driver: I suggest you stop being such a faggot!
Frank: Guys what do you like better.. nurse or cheerleder?
Nicole: Thats a nice doll you got there frank
Frank: Yea shes ok
Frank: Hey I just wanna thank you guys one last time for being here. Its the best day ever.
Beanie: Don’t even start with me Frankie, ok; you need to walk away from this ASAP… you need to get OUT!
Frank: What do you mean? Marissas the best thing thats ever happened to me!
Beanie: Why dont you give that six months, you dont think thats gonna change? I got a wife, kids, do I sound like a happy guy to you Frankie?… Ok let me be the first to congradulate you, one vagina for the rest of your life, real smart. Way to think it through. (To the father of the bride) It takes a real man to give away an angel, your a sweetheart. *wink*
Frank: I see Blue….He looks GLORIOUS!!!
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn’t drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
Frank: Once it hits your lips it’s so good.
Frank: We’re going streaking down the quads and trough the gymnasium come and you can bring your little green hat
Frank: WERE GOING STREAKING! WERE GOING STREAKING UP THROUGH THE QUAD AND INTO THE GYMNASIUM, Snoop, Snoop-a-Loop, Hey hey its cool, its cool, bring your green hat lets go.
FRANK:Spanish! Do you trust that we provided you enough slack on your rope so your brick will land safely on the ground!
SPANISH:Sir, yes Sir!
FRANK:And Blue, can you trust that I dont wanna see you die here tonight?
BLUE: Yes Sir!
FRANK:Blue your my boy!!
fuck, shit, bitch, cock, balls
Goldberg: To think, in just seven months you’re gonna be graduating from High School….Mitch: *spits coffee out* i thought you said high school? Goldberg: Yeah, shocking isnt it…Mitch: Yes it is.
good game
Good talk.See you out there.
good, good. oh, no..what are you doing? thats bad. You’re not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf..if you know your greek mythology. Ladies we’re giving head here we’re not breast-feeding from a mythological beast.
HALF YOU FUCKIN PEOPLE DONT EVEN PUT THE RIGHT FUCKIN QUOTES IN HERE. YOU ALL ARE FUCKIN DUMB!!!!!
hello
Hello, this is Frank Riccard. I was just ah wondering if ah you wanted to go out for ah coffee or ah maybe even a ah a whole meal of food
Hey excuse me… mister, the seatbelt seems to be broken back here what do you suggest i do?
I suggest you stop being such a faggot.
Hey guys what do you think….nurse or chear leader?
Hey frank thats a pretty nice doll you got there!
Yeah thanks…..shes alright
Hey honey, I thought I come over tonight and we could throw on the Cisco CD like old times…….
hey is that frank the tank yea hi hedi i herd you and melissa slip up
yeah igot into body painting ooh yeah do you want to come over tomarrow for a little get to gather with some internet friends .
yea awesome.
awesome yeah i am back…….. you knowm it!
Hey, it’s Frank. I was in the neighborhood and thought maybe we could go out for some frozen yogurt, or maybe even a whole meal of food
Hey……………put in a good word for me.
hi frank..looks like its a lil cold out there huh?
Hi, I’m here for the gangbang.
Honey, do you think KFC’s still open?
huhhht….. still holding…. STILL HOLDING..
I built Stereo City from the grond up, and I can barely read.
i close my eyes only for a moment and the momemts gone. all my dreams lost in a sea of curiousity. all we are is lost in the wind. lost in wind………….i cant remember somebody got this
I CLOSE MY EYES,
ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENTS GONE,
ALL MY DREAMS,
PASS BEFORE MY EYES IN CURIOUSITY,
DUUUUST IN THE WIND,
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND,
SAME OLD SONG,
IS JUST A DROP OF WATER IN AN ENDLESS SEA,
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND,
HHOHHHH HOO HOHHHHHHH…….
YOUR MY BOY BLUE……YOUR MY BOY…
I dont know why you had to do it….with the F’ng in front of the kid, alls you have to say is earmuffs….earmuffs, you can say anything you want, fuck, shit, bitch…….Frank: Cock, Balls…Beenie: I was making a point Frank, you dont have to celebrate it.
I got you this for your wedding, W: oh, this same model? O: No this exact one,W: oh, I’m embarassed, I don’t know what to say. Thank you. O: I hope you like it, W: Yeah, I love it
I had an AWESOME time!
I just have to run it by Marissa, I’m just mesing with you.
Not Funny,Now the baby is upset!!!
I just have to run it by Marissa.
Not funny now the baby’s upset.
I like poop
i like your shirt, yeah your shirt, your shirt is radical, yeah radical, nevermind
I love you dad
I promised my wife I wouldn’t drink tonight…Yeah, i’ll do one, i’ll do one!
i recommend you stop being such a faggot, your in the backseat
I saw blue and he’s GLORIOUS!
i see blue. . . its glorious!!!
I suggest you stop being such a faggot….
I think I see Blue. He looks glorious.
I want focus i want intensity and i want a 1,2,3. eatem up eatem up. hungry hungry hungry. That kids been throwing elbows all day and someones kids gonna get hurt. oh yeah well lets make it official. (throws chair) here take the clipboard…respect yourself.
I want to thank you very much for coming to the official Mitch Martin freedom festival. He’s the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar.
I was just wondering if any of you knew in the quote (about the blow job lesson) if Andy Dick says: Oh you think that’s funny?…Well you won’t think it’s funny when a guy prematurely pops in your face.. and that is NOT why I have a lazy eye… does he say: thats NOW why I have a lazy eye?..or does he say: And that is NOT why I have a lazy eye….thanks ya’ll.
I’m back baby…you know it!
I’m back!
I’m gonna work at red lobster my whole life! * You already do work at Red Lobster * It’s part time, dick!
I’m happy to see Frank’s dad here tonight. Isn’t that great that he’s here?
Ferrell: Love you dad!
I’m here for the gang-bang
I’m here for the gangbang!
I’m just making a point, you dont need to celebrate it.
I’m just messin’ with you guys
I’m messing with you guys
I’m the dean!!!
If any of these f-ers get out of line I get to take them down…. Thats right….shut up…..
if you tell anyone about this ill fucking kill you. im kidding im kidding well have him back by tonight
im here for the gang bang
Im so cold!
Im So cold….i see blue…he looks glorious
Im sorry is that funny, are you a standup commic, is that what you do now. This is me leaving, this is me leaving.
im thinking of a master plan, cuz aint nutting but sweat inside my hand. i dig into my pocket all my money is spent, so i dig deeper, im still coming up with lint
it is not a
It takes a man to give away an angel, you’re sweet
It takes a real man to give away an angel
It’s hard to believe she’ll be graduating high school in just seven months.
Its good to see Franks dad out, I haven’t seen him in like eight years…Frank: I love you Daad……
Just ring the bell you pansy!
just ring the fuckin bell you damn pansy
Just ring the fuckin bell!
Just ring the fucking bell you pansy
LADY:Nice DoLL FRANK: yeah….shes allright
love is a motherfucker, eh
Love…it’s a motherfucker.
Love…its a motherfucker
man you crazy
Man, you’re crazy!
Mark: So, I hear you guys started your own faternity
Mitch: No, we really dont take it that seriously, you know, we watch some football every now and then
Frank: HEY BLUE, WHY IS THERE NO ICE IN MY LEMONADE? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 RIGHT NOW!
Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it’s going to be sick. I’m talking like crazy boy band ass.
me and the wife are heading to best buy. or maybe bed bath and beyond who know. k i’ll do one jsut one.
Mitch, is not like we’ve been living the most exciting lives, this is just another way for me to enjoy myself. It’s purely sexual!
Mitch, you’re on the rebound, you’re like an injured young fawn whos been nursed back to health. Who’s finally gonna be released into the wilderness.
mitch: all you have to do is say earmuffs and you can say things like shit bitch
Frank: cock balls
mitch: ok i was just trying to prove a point here frank you didnt need to go and celebrate…
frank: sorry
Mitch: Cheese, is that you? Cheese: Hello Mitch, Bernard. Mitch: Beanie you remember Rodney’s kid brother Cheese? Cheese: Actually, my name’s not Cheese anymore… it’s Gordon Pritchard. Beanie: OH YEA!!! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!! Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster? Cheese: I got out. Beanie: Cool man… I’m glad you did.
Mitch: umm, the seat belt is broken, what do you suggest I do about it. Cabbie: I suggest you stop being such a faggot, you’re in the back seat!
Mitch:Damn’t V:man if youre going to cuss around the kids atleast say earmuffs Frank: cock balls V:now youre just abbusing it
Mitch:My seatbelt’s broken, what do you reccomend i do?
Cab Driver:I recomend you don’t be such a faggot, you’re in the backseat.
Mom the meatloaf…..Fuck!!
My little pussy fart
Nerf-I am so gay!
Ace-Yeah, that’s how I like my men.
Bull-Boo yah
Nice job Marissa, way to give 110 percent. When i get back there im going to show you something i call crouching tiger hidden penis. Did you ever see that movie, i really like it cuz of all the flying and the magic.
nice little saturday plan..home depot..just dont think we’ll have time!!
Nicole: Didn’t one of your pledges die?
Mitch: Well, yes, but he was very old. And I’m sure that once we get the autopsy report back we’ll find he died of natural causes.
now you may be asking your self why am i holding a thirty pound cinder block? you also may be asking yourself why does this cinder block have a long piece of string attatched to it? and finaly why is the other end of this string securely tied to your penis?
Oh yea…. cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!
Oh, yeah. That things a real peice of crap. We stopped selling that about six months ago. A lot of complaints . . . but, it’s a nice gesture.
Okay asshole, if you were talking about the quotes I submitted when you said that people, ‘Butcher lines’, then you’re a moron. I submitted the 4 quotes right above your comment. The one about the Red Dragon, the one about Pritchard, the Frank the Tank quote, and the letter about the Comfort Inn. I’m going to go ahead and assume that you were talking about someone elses quotes though because mine are 100% perfect. I fuckin’ know my Old School and I know people butcher lines on this website and I get pissed off because its insulting that they think they know a line well enough to quote it and then they screw it up. But mine aren’t screwed up. They’re right. And I know it. So if you were talking about my quotes, back off. p.s.- sorry for sounding like a psycho.
p.p.s.- Also, sorry for submitting this comment because its not a quote but I couldn’t help myself.
oklahoma, oklahoma, oklahoma!
Once it hits your lips it’s so good!
One it hits the lips it’s so good…it’s so good.
Prairie dog in training
Pritchard: Oh is that funny to you? Are you a stand up comic? Is that what you do now? *raises arms* This is me leaving. This me leaving.
Recent evidence has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a coronary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for Americans to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis oh human research development. Thank you.
Recent research has shown that emperical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corrolary the market for technology is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for america to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovative policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thankyou.
recent research has shown that imperical evidence for globilization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a colorary the market for technologies is shrinking, as a world leader it is important for america to provide systemetic research grants for our scientists, i beleive strongly there will always be need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource developmeny, thamk you. what happened i blacked out…
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank You.
Ring the fucking bell you panzy!
Rip his freaking head off!
Sean W. Scott Talking to the pony: SHUT UP
She’s coming down the aisle, Petey, let it go.
Sir the seatbeal seems to be broken, what do you reccomend I do? I recomend you stop being such a faget, your in the backseat.
Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he’s crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
Skittles?
Snoop Dogg: Make money money, make money money…
Frank: Take money money… we’re going streaking!!
Snoop the Loop, bring your green hat
Snoop! Snoop a loop!
Snoop! Snoop-A-Loop!
Snoop-A-Loop
Snoop-a-loop! Bring your green hat! We’re going streaking!
Snoop…Snoop-A-Loop…c’mon, you can bring your green hat…
Snoopaloop… Whoa whoa, its ok… common were going streak, bring your green hat
Sorry I can’t. I have a prom committee meeting to go to tonight.
sounds like a YP
SPANISH! do you trust that i have provided you with enough slack so that your block will land safely on the lawn…and BLUE do you trust that i do not want to see you die here tonight..BLUE YOU’RE MY BOY!
Spanish: Great now i’m going to have to work at red lobster for the rest of my life.
Guy: You already work at red lobster.
Spanish: Only part time. dick.
Spanish: Hey man you have to hit this.
Frank: I can’t i have a big day tomarrow.
Spanish: Doing wut.
Frank: Actually it’s a nice little saturday. We are going to home depot to get some wallpaper … flooring ..maybe bed, bath and beyond. I dont know…I don’t Know if will have enough time !…. You know wut give me that ill do one. …….. Fill it up again… its just so good when it hits you lips .. its so good.
Stifler: Hey, be careful. That’s the most powerful tranq gun on the market (Frank shoots himself in the neck). Yes! That’s awesome!
Student: That was incredible man!
Frank: What happened? I blacked out
Thats how to debate!
Thats what old people do, they die
the person who submitted the quote a couple quotes back from heres right, you guys are fucking pansys. the movie wasnt even that good, yeah it was funny but it was like sugar coated porn. well thats not true because porns waaaay better, but you stupid candy-asses spend WAY too much time memorizing the quotes, YOUR KILLING THE MOVIE AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT THAT MUCH. why does it have to be fucking word for word, just go with it, FUCK you guys are stupid
The real estate query engine is a virtual rubicon of information.
the truth is, ive had a hell of a day…..an even worse week and I got 40 strangers in my living room and all i wanna do is get some fuckin sleep!
There’s my wife…watching, judging, look at the baby, look at the baby.
This is a good test, good test
This is me leaving, this is me leaving
This is yesterday’s newspaper. When are ou going to use your goddamn brain for once in your life,huh? HUH?! Heloooo?? What are you, retarded?
Tnis isn’t a joke beanie, peoples lives are ruined. Beanie: Who’s life is ruined? Mitch: Let see, blues dead, franks divorced, i’ve lost my home, and we have 9 kids back there that are expelled from school.
to the bitch with the long ass complaining message
your quotes are not 100% right. the one about the red dragon is not perfect. it should have read …took the restrictor plate out…
and if you didnt know that then you couldnt have understood the joke, because street legal cars dont have restrictor plates. so he couldnt have taken one out, therefore making the action of working on his car funny because he dosent know what he is doing.
otherwise your quotes are pretty good, but too many people are butchering the shit out of the lines
Took the restrictor out to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. Keep that on the downlow though. She’s not exactly street legal… Hey Mike
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from Sandiego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from Sandiego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show.
true love is hard to find…sometimes you think uve found true love and then you catch the early flight hom from san diego and a couple nude ppl jump out of ur bathroom like a god damn magic show ready to double team ur girlfriend…
True Love….Truelove is hard to find, sometimes you think you have found true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom ready to double team your girlfriend like a god Dam Magic Show!
Turn around… Every now and then I get I little bit lonely and your never comin back …. Turn around …. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of your voice… Turn around evey now and then i get a little bit lonely in the rest of all our years … Turn around…. I get a little bit terrified I see the fuckin look in your eye.
Um, my seatbelt is broken, what do you recommend i do?
I recommend you stop being such a FAGGOT! You’re in the back seat!!
Umm excuse me, this seatbelt back here is broken, what do you suggest I do?
I suggest you stop being a faggot! .. youre in the backseat
Wait, wait what? You’re crazy man, you’re crazy!
Walk it off big guy
Wat’s CCCCCRRRRREEEEE SMACKIN LOC!!!!!!!
we are gunna get so much ass here it’s going to be sick…we are talking like crazy like boy band ass
We can’t have anyone freak out out there ok! We have to keep our composure! We’ve gone too far, there’s too much to lose, we have to keep our composure!
We’re goin streakinnnnnnng! Through the quad and into the Gymnasium.
We’re goin’ streakin’. Through the quad to the gymnasium!
We’re goin’ streakin’… through the quad to the gymnasium!
We’re going streaking bring your green hat!!
We’re going streaking!
We’re going streaking!!!!
We’re gonna go to home depot, get some wallpaper maybe some flooring, you know things like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond. I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
We’re officially staring a fraternaty.
We’ve got a nice little Saturday planned. We’re going to go to Home Depot- check out some wallpaper and flooring. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I dont know, I dont know if we’ll have enough time.
We’re going streaking… come one snoop … bring ur green hat
Wedding Singer: Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified then I see the F@CKING look in your eyes.
Turnaround bright eye…every now and then I fall apart,
Turnaround bright eyes…and F@CKING every now and then I fall apart!
Weensie: My Moms said ‘Weensie, if you mess this up, I’ll kill you…’ She even showed me the knife!
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I’m kicked out of school. I don’t know what I’m gonna do, man. My mom’s gonna kill me.
Mitch: C’mon, she’s not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I’m the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I’ll kill you! She showed me the knife!
well actually its a nice little saturday, we’re gonna go to Home Depot, yeah check out some wall paper maybe some flooring, maybe even a little bed bath and beyond, i dont know, im not sure if we’ll have enough time
Well Columbus wasn’t looking for America, but look now everyone else is happy
Well, me and the wife have a pretty nice little Saturday planned.
Well, this is it Frank. Now or never. You need to get out of here while you’re still single.
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
well, we have a nice little saturday planned. we’re gonna go to home depot. get some wall paper. maybe bed bath and beyond. i dunno, i dunno if we’ll have time
were going streaking to the quad and then to the gymnasiam
What do you think, Max? It’s got three speeds!…Dammit!
What, what I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest, are we not? I don’t know were I was going with that, sorry.
When I get back in there I’m gonna show you one called Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis.
when i get back in there im gunna show you all a little something i like to call crouching tiger hidden penis
When you have the earmuffs on you can say Ass, Shit, Fuck!
Cock, Balls -WF
Which do you guys like better? Nurse, or cheerleader?
Who’s hungry? who’s hungry
Whoa, how did Frank get all the anal beads in his nose… you moron. Thats his wife marissa’s vibrator
why do u gotta do it with the f-ing? al u gotta say is earmuffs. earmuffs. then u can say anything u can fuck shit bitch.
cock balls
why do u have to do that with the f’in.all you have to say is earmuffs. see cock shit bitch.Will: cock balls. BEANIE:ok frank u dont have to celeberate
will ferrel said cock balls, not dick asshole.
Wintsie: Kicked out of college! My mom is gonna kill me!
Mitch: Dont worry man im sure shes not gonna kill you.
Wintsie: Yes she is, she said, WINTSIE IF YOU GET KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE ILL KILL YOU!!! She showed me the knife!
wow i must say you fags raped this movie up the asshole! serious! ok you can bring your green hat! he didnt fucking say that! and when did frank say asshole?????? DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!! omg help you guys! leave the poor movie alone!
Wow, how do some of you even quote a movie while completely butchering the line at the same time? If you’re gonna submit something at least get it right.
Yea but uhh, let’s keep it on the downlow, that’s not exactly street legal.
yea….im just gunna run this by marrisa. IM MESSING WITH YOU GUYS! its a joke….its not funny
yeah thanks, i took the restrictor plates off, give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the downlow, not exactly street legal. Hey Mike.
Yes! That is awesome! You just took one to the jugular!
yes, that is awesome!
YESS!! THAT’S AWESOME!!
Oh, oh my god…Is this bad?? Is this bad??
You just took one in the jugular man!
Whoaa..
You better take that out man, that shit’s not cool!
Wait, wait…take what out?
You got a fucking dart in ur neck!
ha, ha, your cra–your crazy man…i like you..but your–but your crazy…….i feel tired…
yo check me out say make money money make money money money
Yo, he just french kissed me!
You can bring your green hat!
you guys are fucking stupid, you have nothing better to do than to memorize quotes from a movie, which was frickin hilarious, untill you duche bags started complaining about it ITS JUST A FUCKING MOVIE. no more fighting.
You have a fucking dart in your neck!
you just took one in the jugular
You just took one in the jugular man…that’s awesome!
YOU KNOW IT!!!
you know what actually you interupting, and it you were to leave it would be tremendous, for all of us…
you know you cant tell her right, thats what chicks do, your not a chick are you? ok good talk, ill see you out there.
You let down me, you let down Frank, and you let down Max most importantly
You may ask yourself, why am I holding this thirty pound cinder block. You may aslo ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a string tied to it. And you may be wondering…Why is the other end of this string tied to your penis?
You may be asking yourself, why is this cinderblock tied securly to my penis?
You tell anyone about this, i’ll kill you! Im kidding, im kidding! we’ll have him back by friday night.
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
You think KFC’s still open.
You think KFC’s still open?
You’re cra–You’re crazy man, YOUR CRAZY. I like you…but your Crazy.
You’re crazy, dude
You’re gonna be a vagina the rest of your life
You’re my boy Blue!!!!!
You.. You’re crazy.. I like you.. but you’re crazy…
your crazy..i like you but….your crazy
your my boi blu
[girl says to frank] Thats a nice doll you got there. Frank: yeah, shes alright
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