Daddy, my booty itches!
That’s because it’s chock full of shit, son.
Daddy, we got anorexia?
No son, Daddy lost his job.
GODDDDD DDAMMNNNN!
GUY 1: 52 cents on pump one please GUY 2: What the hell are you driven a lawn mower GUY 1: Nevermind stay out of my God damn business
HE WAS TEASIN’ ME!
i dont know if they let some real bruhs play hockey, like nuk nuk and pojo and dem
I will kick your kids ass
I’m gettin some milk and cooooookies
KID: RAY RAY AINT U GONNA HIDE?
RAY-RAY: IM ALREADY HIDING
Nigga u aint gonna make it
One headlight out. Taaags be alll wroong.
quit cryin, do some pushups or sumtin
Remember the days of Big Mama.. Big Mama is gone now… Now what’s a grandmama 24… great grandmama 36
Sit your punk ass down
Some Milk-n-Cookies
somomabitch
We don’t hope, we wish…We wish a mother fucker would!
WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GO ON BREAK THEY SIT DOWN AT THEY DESK,EAT THEY CHEESE SAMICH,FIFTEEN MINUTES THEY BACK ON THE JOB. BLACK PEOPLE,WHEN WE GO ON BREAK THATS JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE DO, WE BREAK. YOU GOTTA COME LOOK FOR OUR ASS, ANYBODY SEEN JOHNNY?
WHITE PEOPLE,WHEN THEY GO ON BREAK THEY SIT DOWN AT THEIR DESK,EAT THEY CHEESE SAMICH,FIFTEEN MINUTES THEY BACK ON THE JOB. BLACK PEOPLE,WHEN WE GO ON BREAK THAT’S JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE DO,WE BREAK,YOU GOTTA COME LOOK FOR OUR ASS. ANYBODY SEEN JOHNNY?
YOU CAN CALL ME DELICIOUS. I’M A GROWN ASS MAN. I AIN’T GONNA CALL NO NOTHER DUDE DELICIUOS
you can call me delicious…I’m a grown ass man, I ain’t gonna call no nother dude delicious!!
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