–Get me an aspirin. Md head’s splitting.
–And so’s our marriage.
1) Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
2) That’s an oxymoron.
1) Gee, you shouldn’t oughta said that, Doc.
3) Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
1) I wanta go on an African safari, I wanta run with the bulls in Spain, I wanta go to the top of the Empire State Building 2) And where am I durin all this? Babysitting Oscar’s kid? 1) you always this nasty? 2) Yes get used to it 1) I’m marryinga brute! I never wanta see your face again…until the wedding 2) That’s fine with me! And seperate honeymoons 1) FINE! 2) See you in church!
1) Round the rough and rugged rocks the ragged rascal rudely ran 2) Round the rough and rascal the ragged and…oh Doc I just can’t do it I’ll never learn to speak good 1) Do not despair! Let’s try a new line of attack, shall we? Rocco the rum runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his rosco for robbing his rum running receipts…can you say that? 2) Rocco the rum runner rubbed out Rico the Rat with his rosco for robbing his rum running receipts 1) You did it! 2) Sure you finally come up with something that makes sense!
1) She seems to have nicely rounded dipthongs 2) That’s what got her into this jam
1) Yeah. Your daughter’s not your daughter. And the cash, that used to be the jewels, is now the underwear!
2) Now you got it!
1) I got it! I don’t even know what I’m talking about!
1) You wanta me die happy 2) Of course I do pappa 1) Now you wanta me die! *SLAP*
1)no not lisa the other one
2)we don’t have enougher one thats not lisa
1-Middlesex. 2-Huh? 1-You’re from middlesex, New Jersey. Am I right? 2-That’s amazing!
1-Tell Mama who did this to you. 2-Ask daddy, he talked with him this morning. 1-Well! Who is it? 3-Better you hear it from your own daughter. 2-It’s…Oscar. 1&3- THE CHAUEFFER! 2-Why are you so surprised! 1-I thought you knew! 3-Of course I knew. I just had no Idea!
1. Breakfast is ‘soived’! 2. It’s ‘served’ you palooka! I’m setting you up for elecution lessons with Dr. Pool, if I gotta do it, you gotta do it. 1. All of a sudden he’s the Duke of Ellington. Don’t forget you gotta meetin wid da Finucci bruddas at nine THIRTY.
1. I went to this play once–2.You went to a play? What did you wear? 1. nevermind…there was this girl who made her parents think she was pregnant. And they were forced to let her marry her boyfriend. 2. but if i told daddy i was pregnant he’d kill me. 1. either way, you’d get outta this house.
1.Connie watch this door to make sure my daughter don’t go nowhere. 2. How’d she get in there, i been watching this door da whole time. 1. Not Lisa, Theresa! 2. You got 2 daughters?
1: But if I told daddy i was pregnant he’d kill me. 2: Either way……you’d get out a dis house.
angelo ANGELO
Do unto others, before they do unto you.
Dr. Pool was right, you are an ox, and a moron!
Ever since we hit this town you’ve been living off me.
Finnuciis in Finnuicis out Finnucis in…he give me acida!
Get rid of him…expediciously.
I am a woman…see!
Put those away, I’m your father!
I have no idea what you’re talking about. But if you love me, if you ever loved me, YOU’LL FIND MY LITTLE GIRL A HUSBAND!
I’d like to think that I’m a woman, Frankie.
It’s the music you kids listen to today. Bing Crosby? Cab Calloway? Don’t think I haven’t heard the lyrics to Minnie the Moocher!
Its the music you kids listen to today. Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway. Don’t think I haven’t heard the lyrics to Minnie the Moocher
Ixnay on the ubblybay! Oh! This is for the yacht christening.
Let me show you the door…THERE’S THE DOOR!
My father would have been proud. I got my money back and nobody got shot!
Pardon me, but you have a dangling participle!
Shutta you face, Mussolini!
sorry father i tried
That’s an oxymoron!
This day has been an emotional rollercoaster.
Tim Curry about the butler – That man is a treasure trove of lingustic anomalies
Tim Curry- Helloooooooooooo
You finally made it, Frankie!
You’re a butler now. Buttle!
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