1: You defiled a christmas tree? 2: No one saw!
9 years of ballet lessons!
Are you out of your mind? We don’t have two-hundred dollars!
Can you say – Needle-dick, the bug fucker?
Does the name, ‘Needle Dick The Bug Fucker’ mean anything to you?
dont even think about it dont even fuckin’ think about it
Every guy I have every slept with, and we are way into double digits here, has come back for more. Every single one!
gimme back my fuckin’ quarter
Have a good mad scene. It’s really great I just saw it!
I attacked him in a Burger King!
Oh, that kind of evening huh? Not the kind your used to, no money exchanged hands
relax his not gonna kill us!
why not?
because we’re gonna be raped and murdered in this building
Shelly Long: Let me do the talking, everytime you open your mouth foul language has a habit of coming out. Better Midler That is a fucking lie
There’s a kidney in Kansas City that ain’t getting fresher.
today you should have seen me and Mousey in school today…we got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus…we were fucked…so this teacher, Mr. Rivera, goes, ‘what’s wrong with you, Delaney?’….and I go, ‘I’m totally fucked, man!’….everyone laughed like a bastard
You’re too weird to hit.
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