#1- Does your dog bite? #2- No. (Dog bites man as he attempts to pet it) #1- I thought you said your dog does not bite! #2- That is not my dog.
#1- Does your dog bite? #2- No. @1- Nice doggie, (Dog bites man as he attempts to pet it) #1- I thought you said your dog does not bite! #2- That is not my dog.
#1: You’ve ruined that piano!
#2: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that’s been committed here.
#1: But that’s a priceless Steinway!
#2: Not anymore!
(after falling down the stairs) Well… *clap* that felt good.
–There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.
–Murder?
–What was that you said?
–I said ‘murder’.
–What murder?
–I-I-I don’t know. You said ‘murder’.
–I said murder? You said murder!
–No, I said murder because you said murder.
–I said murder?
–You said there is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.
-Does you dog bite?
-No.
*He strokes the dog and it bites him*
-I thought you said your dog does not bite!
-That is not my dog.
…hahaha…hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahah…haeehehe…heeheeheeheehmmmhmmmmm…– He just pulled the wrong tooth…eeh hee heeheee…
1. Do you know what type of a bomb it was? 2. The exploding kind.
Call the F.B.I., the C.I.A., and the Pentagon. Find out who won that game!
Cato! You imbecile! Not now!
Hello? Yes. There is a beautiful woman on my bed and a dead man in my bath.
Is there anyone hiding there in the dark?
The bells, the bells! They beckon me!
There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bathtub.
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