Movie Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: Quotes from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.

He is by far one of the worst pirates ever !

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

will:he roped sea turtles???
gibbs: aye sea turtles
will: what did he use for rope??
sparrow: human hair .. from my back

#1-Where’s Elizabeth? #2-She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

#1. You have to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
#2. Yeah, But you have heard of me.

#1:Everyone stay calm we’re aking over the ship!

‘Ello poppet.

(Barbossa): Why thank you, Jack. (Jack, straining a smile): You’re welcome. (Barbossa, smiling slightly): Not you, we named the monkey Jack.

(from bloopers)JACK: Do you have the courage and fornit…Do you have the courage and fortitude to reli…Do you have the courage and fortitude to…(sighs)…Oh, I hate this bloody line! Where are the writers? I’m gonna kill them!

(from deleted or extended scenes)PIRATE: Curse them that came up with parlez! JACK: That would be the French…Latin based, ‘o course… makers of mayonaise. PIRATE: I love mayonaise!

(Jack about to crab the monkey but then Barboosa grabs him)
Barboosa:Why thank yer Jack
Jack:Yer welcome
Barboosa:No, we named the monkey Jack

(Jack and Ms.Swan are on the island) jack- for for what point and purpose missy. Unless you have a rodder and a couple of ors in that bodus (under his breath he says…) unlikely Bloody Will will be killed before we get there.

(Jack looking at Elizabeth)
Jack:Elizabeth darling…it would have never worked between us
(Jack looking at Wil)
Jack:Will…nice hat

(Jack): I really hope we were past all this.

(Barbossa): Jack…Jack…Had you not noticed? That be the same little island we made you governor of on our last trip.

(Jack): I did notice.

(Barbossa, moves Jack onto the plank)

(Jack): Last time, you gave me a pistol with one shot.

(Barbossa): Well I suppose you’re right. Gents, where be Jack’s pistol? Bring it forth.

(Jack, looking down): Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.

(Barbossa): It’ll be a single pistol as before and you cand be the gentleman and shoot the lady, and starve to death yourself. (tosses Jack’s ‘affects’ into the water)

(Jack dives after them)

(Jack): Will you be saving her then? (Gaurd 1): I can’t swim. (Jack turns to gaurd 2, who shakes his head.)(Jack, while taking off hat, sword belt, jacket, & pistol.): Some tribute to the Royal Navy you are! (Handing ‘affects’ to gaurds) Do not loose these!

(Prisoner 1): Come on doggie! (Prisoner 2):(whistles) (Prisoner 3): ‘ow ’bout a nice, juicy bone? (Jack): You can keep that up all day; the dog is never gonna move!

(SLAP) You will speak when spoken too!

(splashes water on guy)*yells* I’ll blow your bloody head off! Oh Jack it’s you! Jack: We need to talk, I need the best crew you can find. guy:Lets get in and have a drink aye? (Will splashes him with water) I’m already up!!!!! Will: That was for the smell.

(Two soldiers tumble down prison stairs)Twigg: This ain’t the armory!
Other pirate:well, well, well. Look what we have here. Captain Jack Sparrow. (spits noisily)
Twigg: last time i saw you, you were all alone on that godforsaken isalnd, shrinkin’ into the distance. (to pirate) ‘Is Fortunes aren’t improvon’ much, are they?
Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Pirate: (thrusts bony hand into cell, grasping Jack by the neck)
Sparrow: So there is a curse. That’s interesting..
Pirate: you know nothing of hell. (releases jack roughly, leaves)
Sparrow: (studies bone) very interesting.

(W:) Where’s Elizabeth? (J:) Oh, she’s safe, just like I promised, she’s going to marry the Commendore, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word here,Except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

(Will): We’re gonna steal a ship? That ship? (Jack): (Clears throat before speaking) Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. (points) Nautical term.

*about to be thrown overboard* Jack: I always liked you (and smiles)

*as Elizabeth hits the water*
Jack: …and then they made me thier chief

*Elizabeth falls over the side of the fort* NORRINGTON: Elizabeth! *starts to take off coat* GILLETTE: Sir the rocks, its a miracle she missed them. JACK: Will you be saving her? SOLDIER: No i cant swim. *Jack looks to the other one who shakes his head* Some part of the Kings Navy you are. *He starts to take off his hat, coat, gun and belt* Dont lose these. *he dives off the boat and brings Elizabeth to the dock* SOLDIER: Not breathing. JACK: Move!*cuts the corset off and elizabeth chokes on the water but is breathing* SOLDIER: I wouldnt have thought of that. JACK: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.

*Jack cuts Elizabeth’s corset* Guard: I never would have thought of that. Jack: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.

*Jack throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb:It’s bad luck to wake a man while he’s sleeping! Jack: fortunately i know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who did the sleeping a drink, while the man who did the sleeping listens to a proposition from the man who did the waking! Mr Gibb: that’ll about do it! *Will throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb: IM ALREADY AWAKE!!!! Will: that was for the smell!

*men callin dog* Jack: If u keep calling him like that, that dog is never going to move. *After Men escape…* Jack: Come here boy. Its just you and me now. Come here u mangy mut! *Dog runs away* Jack: No no! I didnt mean it! I didnt mean it!

*Moves the Aztec gold coin over his knuckles*
Couldn`t resist mate.
-Jack Sparrow

I`ve always had a thing for Johnny Depp. I WIN! NYAH :P
-Catie N.

*Sayin his goodbyes* Jack to Commodor: I was always rooting for you! Remember that!…. Jack to Elizabeth: Elizabeth, It would never have worked out betwee us, Darling. **lowers head** Im sorry!…. Jack to Will: O and Will, Nice hat!

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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood boy so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

-We’re gonna steal a ship. That ship?
-Comandeer. We’re gonna comandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy. There’s no use going. This girl.. How far are you willing to go to save her?
-I’d die for her.
-Oh, good. No worries then.

…well as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention. the only rule that matters is this: what a man CAN do, and what a man CAN’T do…you can accept that your father was a pirate AND a good man, or you can’t;…i could let you drown…but i CAN’T bring this ship into tortuga all by me onesy, savvy?

..impersonating a cleric of the english church…

1 Thatnk you Jack.
2 Your welcome
1 Not you…We named the monkey Jack

1) curse the bloddy pirate who came up with parlez
2) that would be the french!

1) Where’s Elizabeth? 2) She’s safe, as I promised. She’s all set to marry Noriton like she promised. And you get to die for her like you promised. So where all men of our word really execpt for Elizabeth who is a women. 3) Shut-up!

1) YOU CHEATED 2) pirate!

1)..Jack Sparrow
2)Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.

1)I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. 2) You like pain huh? try wearing a corset.

1)parlay! according to the code you hace to take me to the captain!

1)What did he use for a rope? 2)… 3)human hair, from my back

1)who makes all these? 2)i do and i practice with them three hours a day! 1) you need to find yourself a girl mate! or maybe the problem is that you have found a girl but are incapable of wooing said strumpet! (whispers) your not a unic are you? 2) the reason i pracitice three hours a day is so that when i meet a pirate i can kill it!

1- Parsnip..? Parsley..?
2- Parlay?
1- That’s the one!

1- You don’t look no different. 2- I don’t feel no different…. YOU SHOT ME!!!

1-You Cheated.
2-Pirate!

1. How far are you willing to go to save this girl?
2. I’d die for her!!
3. Right, no worries then.

1. I don’t trust your word. 2. Yes, well, out of the two of us I’m the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, so it will be my word that we’ll be trusting

1. I must admit Jack I thought I had you figured but your a hard man to predict. 2. No me I’m dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishones. Honestly it’s the honest ones you have watch out for because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.

1. I said no lies! 2. I think hes telling the truth. 1. If he was telling the truth, he wouldnt have told us. 3. Unless of course he knew u wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you.

1. In a fair fight I would kill you!
2. That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?

1. Take what ya can.
2. Give nothin’ back.

1. Thank you, Jack. 2. You’re welcome. 1. Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

1. The Interceptor is the fastest ship in the Caribbean! 2. You can tell them that after they’ve caught us!

1. Where’s Elizabeth?
2. She’s safe, just as I promised. And she’s going to marry Norrington, just as she promised, and you are going to die for her, just as you promised. So we’re all men of our word here, except Elizabeth, so is, in fact, a woman.

1. Where’s Elizabeth? 2. She’s safe just like i promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.

1. Who makes all these?
2. I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day!
1. You need to find yourself a girl mate…Or maybe you have found yourself a girl, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strong bird. You’re not a munich are you?

1. You have to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. 2. But you have heard of me!

1. You need to find yourself a girl…Or maybe the reason you practice [swordfighting] three hours a day is you found one, but you can’t woo her. 2. I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him!

1. You spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum?!? 2. Welcome to the Caribbean!

1. You spent three days laying around drinking rum. 2. Welcome to the Caribbean

1.) Now tell me..how far are you willing to go to save this girl? 2.) I would die for her. 1.) Oh! Good!

1.It’s Captain!! Captain Jack Sparrow!!
2.Barbosa: Nice work, Jack. Jack:Thanks. Barbosa:No, we named the monkey Jack.

1: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin’. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate’s Code to apply, and you’re not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.

1: I am not obsessed with treasure!
2: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

1: I want 50% of ye plunder!
2: 15!
1: 40!
2: 25!
1: [Considering]
2: And I’ll buy you a hat! A really BIG one… Commodore.

1: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
2: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
2: Try wearing a corset

1: Jack, you should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleeping. It’s bad luck.
2:Ah, fortunately, I know how to counter it…. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
1: Aye, that’ll about do it…. Blast I’m already awake!
3: That was for the smell.

1: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north,
[looks at 2’s sword]
1: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
2: But you have heard of me.

1: No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood…
2: No mistakes this time. He’s only half Turner, we spill it all!
1: I guess there is reason to fret. [laughs]

1: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!
2: Yes the rum is gone.
1: Why is the rum gone?
2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
1:But why is the rum gone?

1: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You’ve burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
2: Yes, the rum is gone.
1: Why is the rum gone?
2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
1: But why is the rum gone?

1: One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going: This girl… how far are you willing to go to save her?
2: I’d die for her.
1: Oh good. No worries then.

1: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft.
2: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
1: Aye. Sea turtles.
2: What did he use for rope?
3: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
3: From my back.

1: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
2: You can tell them that after they’ve caught us!

1: We’re going to steal that ship?
2: Commandeer! We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

1: What about the rules 2: Actually there more like guidelines than actual rules..

1: What’s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
2: Yeah, and no lies!
3: Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out.
2: I said no lies!
1: I think he’s telling the truth…

1: Where’s Elizabeth? 2: She’s safe, just like I promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, were all, pretty much, men of our word here, accept for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

1: Whose side is Jack on?
2: At the moment?

1:I don’t beleive in ghost stories anymore 2:you better start beleiving in ghost stories ms turner…you’re in one!

1:I s’pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
2:No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curseâ€¦
until the opportune moment.
For instance…after you’ve killed Norrington’s men… everyâ€¦lastâ€¦one.
3:You’ve been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name.
2:Yeah.
1:I want fifty percent of your plunder.
2:Fifteen.
1:Forty.
2:Twenty-five. And I’ll buy you the hat, a really big one, Commodore.

1:Will you be saving her then?
2:I can’t swim!
1:Pride of the kings navy you are. Do not lose these.

:consider them marked
:will..will turner
:well woman in londen must have learned not to breathe
:this dock is off limits to savilians…..I’m terribly sorry i didnt know, if i see one i shall inform you immediatly
:i’ve heard of one, real fast,non-catchable, the black pearl
:right where i left you…not where i left you
:you the one there after…the pirate
:you think that wise boy, crossing blades with a pirate
:once again you are between me and my way, but this time you have no weapon
:where did you gat that
:clearly you’ve never been to singapore
:i’m in the market…as it where
:a shoot with no extra bullets, nor gun powder..a compass that doesn’t point north…and i half expected it to be made of wood

1: But why is the rum gone?!

1: Dont do anything stupid!…like that.

1: Everyone stay calm! We’re taking over the ship!
2: Aye, avast!

1: No! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You’re burning the food – the shade – the rum!

2: Yes, the rum is gone.

1: Why is the rum gone?

2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels, and two…That signal is over 100 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think theres even the slightest chance that they wont see it?

1: But why is the rum gone?!

1: Parsnip…parles vous…parsley…?
2: Parley?
1: Thats the one!

1: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever heard of!
2: It does appear that way.

1: There’ll be no living with her after this.

1: This ship is off limit to civilians!
2: I’m terribly sorry, I didnt know! If I see one, I’ll inform you immediately.

1: Will you be saving her, then?
2: I cant swim!
[2 glances at his companion (3) who shakes his head]
1: Pride of the King’s Navy you are!

1: You look familiar…have I threatened you before?
2: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
1: Ah, well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record – so if you will excuse me…

1: You’ve got to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of!
2: Ahh, but you have heard of me.

Jack to Elizabeth: Welcome to the Caribbean , Luv!

Barbosa: *takes gold amulet* Thank-ye Jack
Jack: Yer Welcome
Barbosa: We named the monkey Jack

Elizabeth : That’s it then? That’s the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

A short drop and a sudden stop.

A unic is someone who has had there penis either chopped of Or has something wrong with it so he cant get an erection

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

Abandon ship!

actually it eunuch. it’s a term for a man who’s been castrated

Ah Scarlett, SLAP, i don’t beleive i deserved that

Allright then, I confess.. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

Alright. I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.

and i’ll buy you a hat.a really big one.

And Really bad eggs!

And then they made me their chief….

And Will…nice hat!

Apparently, there’s a leak…

aww..a wedding i LOVE weddings drinks all around!!!!

Aye! Avast!

AYE, AVASTE!!!

aye, sea turtles

balbosa: Why thank you Jack Jack: You’re welcome Balbosa: Not you we named the monkey Jack

Barbosa: First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate’s Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate’s Code is more of a set of what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Barbosa: I … feel …………cold …*he dies*

Barbosa: I’m curoius, after killing me what is it you plan on doing?

Barbosa: I’m disinclined to acquiest your request. Means no

Barbosa: So what now hmm? Are we immortals locked in combat until kingdom come, the trumpet sounds?

barbosa: whos he? jack: hes noone…distant reletive of my uncles, brothers cuousins, aunt, a bit crazy. great singing voice though!

Barbosa: Why, thank-you Jack!
Jack: You’re welcome.
Barbosa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack.

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin’. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate’s Code to apply, and you’re not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you’d call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Barbossa: For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh.
[steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton]
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You’re in one!

Barbossa: Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him.

Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Captian Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
Barbossa: Well, I won’t make that mistake again.

Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

Barbossa: I feel… cold.

Barbossa: I sâ€™pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
Jack : No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet.

Barbossa: I want 50% of ye plunder!
Jack Sparrow: 15!
Barbossa: 40!
Jack Sparrow: 25!
Barbossa: [Considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I’ll buy you a hat! A really BIG one… Commodore.

Barbossa: Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are… we are not among the living, and so we cannot die..but niether are we alive. For too long i’ve been starving to death, and haven’t died…too long, my thirst has gone unquenched. I feel nothing.. not the wind on my face, not the spray of the sea. Not the warmth of a womans flesh… You best start believin’ in ghost stroies, miss turner… you’re in one!

Barbossa: So what now jack? Are we to be two immortals trapped in a neverending battle? Jack: Or you could surrender!

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be two immortals locked in an epic
battle until Judgement Day and trumpets sound?
Jack: Or you could surrender.

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it’s the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol’ world, innit?
[offers him an apple]

Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You’re welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
Jack: You’re welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Barbossa: Thanks to ye, we now have the final piece.
Elisabeth: And the blood to be repaid…?
Barbossa: That’s why there’s no sense to be killin’ you……yet! Apple?

Barbossa: That still leaves the issue with me standing on a beach somewhere with not but a name and your word its the one it need.

Barbossa: The moonlight shows us for what we really are.

Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner.

barbossa: who are you? (talking about will)

jack: he’s no one! he’s a distant cousin of my aunt’s…nephew, twice removed. lovely singing voice! *whispers* he’s a unich

Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map mate, here there be monsters

Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!

Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one. He’s no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Barbossa:So what now, Jack Sparrow ? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Jack : Or you could surrender.

Barbossa:Who are you?
Jack: No-one, he’s no-one. My distant aunt’s nephew’s cousin.Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch.

Begun by blood…. by blood undone. – Barbossa

Blast whoever invented Parlay!
JACK~That would be the French.

Blast whoever inveted Parlay!
JACK~That would be the French.

BLOODY PIRATES!

Bob’s your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt

Bootstrap’s Bootstrap

Bring me that horizon

British officer: Thats got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
Commodore: So it would seem.

Brittish soldier:whats your purpose in port royle, mr. smith
Brittish soldier 2: yeah, and no lies
jack: well then, i confess, it is my intention to comondeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortu to great pillage and plunder and otherwise spill (not sure?)all my weasly black guts out.
(not sure about spelling ect)

Brown-Just doing my civic duties.

BUT THE RUM?!?!?!?!?!?

but where’s the rum?

But wheres the rum gone?!?

But why is all the rum gone

BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?

but why is the rum gone

But why is the rum gone!

But why is the RUM gone!!!

but why is the rum gone!?

But why is the rum gone?

But why is the rum gone?!

But WHY is the rum gone?!?!

But why is the rum gone?-Jack Sparrow

but why is the rum gone???

But why is there no more rum?!

But why’s the rum gone?

but WHY’S the rum gone???

But you HAVE heard of me!

But you’r the govenors daughter

*thats for you Bonni Ellen*

But…why’s the rum gone?!

can some one do some quotes for bootstrap bill ? did he actually say anything

Cap’n Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with not but a name and your word its the one i need and watch you sail away on my ship? Jack: No! I expect to leave you standing on some beach with no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then i’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Cap’n Barbossa: Well thats still leaves me standing on some beach with not but a name and your word its the one i need. Jack: Well of the two, im the only one who hasnt committed mutiny so i think its my word we’ll be trusting. (jack offers barbossa an apple)

Cap’n Jack Sparrow: Monkey..!

Cap. Jack Sparrow: And your obssessed with treasure.
Will: I’m not obssessed with treasure.
Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold mate.
Will: Elizabeth!

Cap. Jack Sparrow: How far are you willing to go for her?
Will: I would die for her.
Sparrow: Oh good, no worries then.

Cap. Jack Sparrow: I know those guns. Its the Pearl!

Cap. Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Cap. Jack Sparrow: This shot is not meant for you.

Cap. Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Will: I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day.
Sparrow: You have to find yourself a girl mate!

Cap. Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before.

CAPT.BARBOSA:why thank you Jack
JACK>SPARROW:your welcome
CAPT.BARBOSA:no not you, we named the mokey Jack
JACK.SPARROW:(grimaces)

capt.Burbosea-For too long had a thrist and unabled to quench it. For too long been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothin not the wind in my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a womens flesh, You best believe in ghost stories Ms.Turner your in one!

Captain Barbosa: Your off the edge of the map and made… here
there be monsters!

Captain Barbosa:S o what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle til judgement day and the trumpets sound?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Captain Barbossa: I am disinclined to aquehest your request.

Captain Barbossa:Thank You Jack. Jack:Your Welcome. Captain Barbossa:Not U, I Named The Monkey Jack.

Captain Jack Sparrow: since you’re just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these, what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, but the pirate is in your blood boy so you’re going to have to square w/ that someday. and me for example, i could let you drown, but i can’t bring this ship into tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? so, can you sail under the command of a pirate? or can you not? Will: tortuga Captain Jack Sparrow: tortuga

captain jack sparrow:no! dont do it! stop no good,what are you doing you burned all the food, the SHADE,.. THE RUM?!
Elizabeth:Yes the rum.
captain sparrow:Why is the rum gone?!
E:One;because it is a bile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
E:And two;That signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out lookinG for me,do YOU think theres even the slightest chance they wont see it?!
Sparrow:But why is the rum gone?!

Captain Jack: Everyone please stay calm.. We are taking over the ship.
Will: Aye, avast!

Captain! Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain: Thanks Jack
Jack Sparrow: No Problem
Captain: No not you, we named the monkey Jack.

Captian Jack: The food! The shade! THE RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Captian Jack: Why is the rum gone!?
Elizabeth: One, it is a vile drink that can turn any self respectable man into a complete scoundrel, Two that signal is over a thousand feet high! the entire royal spanish fleet is out looking for me, do you really think they won’t see it??
Captian Jack: but why is the rum gone!?

Captin Jack Sparrow: Now bring me that horizon……. Na da da da da da da da da da da and really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho!

Captin, Captin Jack Sparrow!!!!

Clearly you have never been to Singapore

Clearly you’ve never been to Sngapore

Commador:A gun with one bullet,A compass that doesn’t point North,
[checks his sword]and I half expected it to be made of wood.You are without the doubt the WORST pirate I’ve ever heard of!
Jack Sparrow:Ah,[holds up cuffed hands]but you’ve heard of me!

Commodore: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Cap. Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me.

Commodore: You’re probably the worst pirate I have ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me…

Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it.

Couldn’t resist mate

Cpt Barbosa- Who are you? Jack – he’s no one. Second cousin on my mothers side, twice removed. But he’s got a great singing voice… unic

Cpt Jack Sparrow….We’re devils and blacksheep, we’re really bad eggs, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho
We’re beggars and blighters and ne’er do well cads, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho
Aye but we’re loved by our our moms and dads, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho! Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me.

Da da da da da da da da da da… and really bad eggs, drink up me ‘earties YO HO!-jack sparrow

Damn to the depth who ever invented parlay!! jack:that would be the french

Dead man tell no tells

Do we have an accord?

do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?- Captain Jack Sparrow

Dockmanager: hold up there, you! It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock! (both turn to see the sinking mast head) And i shall need to know your name.
Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?
Dockmanager: (giving sparrow a bewildered look) Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

Don’t dare impugn my honor, boy! I agreed she’d go free, but it was you who failed to specify when nor where!

Easy on the goods

Easy on the goods love.

Elizabeth : Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; weâ€™re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: Iâ€™m disinclined to acquiesce to your requestâ€¦means no.

elizabeth it never would’ve worked out between us will nice hat

Elizabeth Turner: French women must have learned not to breath.

Elizabeth, darling, it never would have worked between us. Will…Nice Hat!

Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us darling, I’m sorry.

Elizabeth- You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

Elizabeth-I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore. Captain Barbosa- you best start believin in ghost stories mrs. turner…your in one!

Elizabeth-Will! Will-Elizabeth! Jack-Monkey!

Elizabeth… It would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will… Nice hat.

Elizabeth: and you’ll bbe positively the most fearsome pirate in the spanish maine!
Jack: not just the spanish maine love! the entire ocean, the entire world!

Elizabeth: And youâ€™ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main.

Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, love, the entire ocean, the entire world. Wherever we want to go, thatâ€™s what a ship is, you know. Itâ€™s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That’s what a ship needs, but what a ship isâ€¦what the Black Pearl really isâ€¦is freedom.

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities
against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; weâ€™re naught but humble
pirates. What is it that you really want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never return.
Barbossa: I’m disinclined to aquesce to your request… means no.

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.

Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities on Port Royal. Barbossa: Theres many big words in there, we’re not but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. Barbossa: Well i am disinclined to acquiesce to your request….means no.

Elizabeth: I had a dream about you last night.
Will Turner: About me?
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to c…
Elizabeth: About the day we met. Do you remember?

Elizabeth: I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore Captain Barbossa.

Elizabeth: I must tell him! The pirates, they cannot be killed!
Lt. Gillette: Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.

Elizabeth: So all you did for three days was sit on a beach and drink rum? Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Elizabeth: So that’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking ?
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Elizabeth: So thats the secret! You spent 3 days laying on a beach drinking rum.
Sparrow: Welcome to the Carribean love!

Elizabeth: That’s it, then? That’s the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they’ve caught us!

Elizabeth: Who’s side is jack on? Will: at the moment..

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?

Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will Turner: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.

Elizabeth: You like pain (wacks pirate) Try wearing a corset!

Elizabeth: You’re despicable!
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square.

Elizabeth: You’re despicable!
Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square.

Elizabeth:How many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will: Once more, as always Miss Swan.

Elizabeth:Ya like pain? try wearin’ a corset!

elizebeth: like pain, try wearing a corset

Elizibeth, it would have never worked between us, darling. I’m sorry.

Elizibeth:Come on we have to help! Guy:We can’twe must go by the code. Elizibeth: It’s not ever really a code there more like guidlines. (a moment later) Elizibeth: Bloody pirates!

Ello Poppet

ello poppett

Ello Poppit!!

Even the right decision made for the wrong reason can be a wrong decision.

Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You’ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.

First of all, your return to shore was not part of our agreement, so i must do nothin’. Second, You have ot be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you’re not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

First of all, your return to shore was not part of our agreement, so i must do nothin’. Second, You have to be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you’re not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

First of all, your return to shore was not part of out agreement, so i must do nothin’. Second, You have ot be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you’re not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin’. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate’s Code to apply, and you’re not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you’d call *guidelines* than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

For all you people who keep using the non-existant word ‘unich’, the actual word is eunuch, which is a term for a man who has been castrated, to answer someone’s question.

For too long have I been parched of thirst yet unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you’re in one!

Fuck you ^ he’s gorgeous! And if u r gonna come on this site, then write a damn quote asshole….

Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold mate

Fucking teeny boppers … you’re all so annoying. No one wants to see ‘LyKe OmG!!!11 JohNnT dEPp Iz So HAwT MaRrY MEh!!!!!!!1111’ It’s a QUOTE site, not a ‘let’s all declare our lust for Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom site.’

Ahh fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking, was the man who was sleeping and drink, the man who was sleeping drinks while listens to a proposition to the man who did the waking.

GEEZ! GET THE DAMN QUOTES RIGHT IF YOU ARE GONNA WRITE THEM!

Gentlemen, you will always remember this day as the day you almost captured captain Jack Sparrow

Gibbs : We should drop canvas, sir.
Jack : She can hold a bit longer.
Gibbs : Whatâ€™s in your head thatâ€™s put you in such a fine mood, Captain?
Jack : Weâ€™re catching up.

Gibbs and Jack:Take what you can, give nothing back!

Gibbs-Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when hes sleeping! Its bad luck. Jack- Fortunatley I kno how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Gibbs- *nodds head* That’ll about do it

Gibbs: Jack! you should know better’n to wake a man when ‘e’s sleepin’…’tis bad luck! Jack: fortunately, i know how to counter it: the who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man you did the waking Gibbs: aye, that’ll about do it!

Gibbs: Take what you can!
Jack: Give nothin’ back!

Natasha the # 1 FAN!

Girl: Whats the benifit for us? Jack: (Takes off her hat) Anna Maria ***SMACK*** Will: I suppose u didnt deserve that one either? Jack: No that one I deserved. Girl: U stole my ship! ***SMACK*** Jack: Borrowed.. borrowed without permission. I get you a new one! Will: A better one! Jack :A better one!!! Will: that one! *points to Jacks new ship* Jack: what one? Will: that one. Jack: THAT ONE?!?!? *pauses* aye! That one!

Governer: So this is the path you have chosen? I mean he is a blacksmith. Elizabeth: No, he’s a pirate.

Governer: so this is the path you’ve choosen elizebeth… after all he is a blacksmith
elizebeth: no… he’s a pirate

Governor Swann: Even the right decision made for the wrong reason can be a wrong decision.

Governor Swann: Hang him!

Grapple: Say goodbye!
[A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.]
Will Turner: Goodbye.

guard 2:..no. guard 1: but i have seen a ship with black sails. guard 2: OH! and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil hell itself spat him back out couldn’t possibly have black sails and therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the black pearl, is that what’cher saying? gaurd 1: ::nods and smiles:: no! guard 2: like i said. there’s no REAL ship that can match the Intercept-….

Guard1: You’ve seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?
Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn’t crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn’t possibly have black sails so couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying?
Guard2: (nods) No.
Guard1: As I was saying, there isn’t a real ship that can–HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there!

Guy at the dock: You there! It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name.
Jack: What do you say to 3 shillings, and we forget the name?
Guy: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

Harbormaster: Hold up there, you! It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock… and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What say you to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!

He must be the best pirate ever.

He who falls behind, is left behind

hello danielle u were right this was a great movie i have to go c it again

HEY pirates of the caribbean rox the world johnny n orlando rok and are both hot as each other

How? The keys run off!

i am disinclined to acquest your request

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request……means no.

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request…..means no.

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request…that means no

I am disinclined to aquiest to your request…. means no

I am not obsessed with treasure..

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

I can’t breathe!

I guess there’s something high and fancy to do up in the fort, ay? How could it be that two fine gentlemen like yourselves did not marriage an invitation?

I have not had enough rum to allow that kind of talk!

I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

I knew you would warm up to me. If you could please give me back my things. And my hat.
-they hand his stuff to Elizabeth-
If you could, please.
-Jack smiles-
You’re despicable.
Sticks and stones love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re sqared. And now gentlemen, you will remember this as the day you almost caunt Captain Jack Sparrow.

I know those guns! It’s The Pearl.

I know those guns…

I love weddings! Drinks all around!

I never would have thought of that!
Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore

I shall see that every pirate gets what he diserves, a quick
drop and a sudden stop…

I submitted a quote so I can say this…I agree with whoever said Johnny Depp is a total hottie..he can even be in pirate gear and still be damn sexy!! Orlando Bloom is just…ok..he’s too serious..but Johnny…damn hottie.

I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place… spiritually… ecumenically… grammatically.

i think we’ve all arrived in a very special place… spiritualy… equminically… grammaticaly

I try to avoid familiarity with pirates.

I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.

I’m disinclined to acquiest your request. . . .it means no.

I’m disinclined to aquiest to your request. –Barbossa

I’m like an icecream and everyone else is so cool

If I had my way, every man who sails under a black flag or wears a pirate brand would receive the same thing: I short drop and a sudden stop.

If the man who did the wakeing buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposistion from the man who did the wakeing.

If you spring me from this cell, I shall take you to the black pearl and your bonney-lass.

If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death i shall take you to the Black Pearl, and your bonnie-lass.

If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take yo to the black pearl and your bonnie-lass

If you were looking for the oppurtune moment……that was it

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

if you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it….

If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it!

If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it.

If you were waiting for the oppourtune moment… that was it

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They have a message board. This website is for quotes.

IM REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SORRY…BUT WHAT THE HELL IS A UNIC??? OR WHATEVER HE CALLS ORLANDO BLOOM..

Impersonating a cleric of the royal Church of England
Jack: (smiles)

It’s a shilling to tie up your boat and i’d also need to know your name
What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name
Welcome to port royal mr.smith

It’s bad luck to have a woman on board….even if it is a miniature one.

It’s because I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest one’s you have to worry about.

It’s not your blood they were after. It was my father’s blood. My blood… the blood of a pirate.

its a good thing i’m not a fool then eh?

Its my intension to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid pillage plunder and otherwise pilfer me weasly black guts out. OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE! AAAHHHHH

J: Who makes all these?
W: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
J: You need to find yourself a girl mate! Or maybe the problem is you’ve already found one and are incapable of wooing such so. Your not a unic are you?
W: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I CAN KILL IT!!!
OUT OF ALL THESE QUOTES MINE IS RIGHT!!!!! I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE ABOUT 50 TIMES AND I KNOW THE QUOTES BY HEART….

J: You burned all the shade! The food! The RUM!
E: Yes, the rum is gone.
J: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

J:Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not good! You’re burning all the food, the shade, the RUM!!!
E: Yes. The rum is gone.
J: Why is the rum gone?!
E: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it?
J: BUT WHY’S THE RUM GONE!?!?!

Jack (walking across the island impersonation Elizabeth): Oh Jack! It must be horrible for you to be trapped on this island… WELL IT BLOODY WELL IS NOW!! *Sees the Brittish Ship* There’ll be no living with her after this

Jack – Whats your name?
Will – Will Turner
Jack – Short for Willam I suppose? Good strong name. named after your father?
Will – you knew him?
Jack – Of course i am one of the few that knew him by Willam Turner others just called him BootStrap or BootStrap Bill. Good man good pirate
Will – My father was not a pirate
Jack – He was a bloody pirate a scallywag

Jack : A wedding! I love weddingsâ€¦drinks all around! [holds out arms] I knowâ€¦ clap him in irons, right?

Jack : if you were waiting for the opportune moment..that was it

Jack : If you were waiting for the opportune momentâ€¦that was it. Now if youâ€™ll be so kind, Iâ€™d be much obliged if youâ€™d drop me off my ship.

Jack : No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Jack : But why is the rum gone?

Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack : Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you’ll excuse me â€“ [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
Will : You threatened Miss Swann .
Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what youâ€™re doing, Iâ€™ll give you that. Excellent form but howâ€™s your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointedly at swords]
Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Will : I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes] You cheated!
Jack : Hello… Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away.
Will: No.
Jack : Please, move.
Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack : This shot is not meant for you.

Jack : [walks over to the wheel and looks around fondly] On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now…bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] And really bad eggs. Drink up, me ‘arties yo ho.

Jack :Elizabeth is fine, just like i promised and she’s promised to marrie the commodore just like she promised and you’re going to die for her just like you promised so we’re all men of our word. Well except for Elizabeth because she is indeed a woman

Jack Sparrow (immitating Elizabeth): ‘Must hav been terrible for you Jack, must have been terrible’ Well it bloody well is now!!!

Jack Sparrow (to Royal Navymen): … and then they made me their chief.

Jack Sparrow – They do what’s right by them. Can’t expect more than that.

Jack Sparrow : Luckily, i have the counter for it. The man who did the waking, buys a drink for the man who was sleeping, then the man who was slepping, drinks the drink, whilst listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!
[Anamaria slaps jack]
Will Turner: Let me guess, you didn’t deserve that one either.
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved

Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there’s a leak…

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth… It would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will… Nice hat.

Jack Sparrow: I know those guns. It’s the Pearl!
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for nearly ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors… Then where do the stories come from I wonder?

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: Let it go, lad. It’s not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I would kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That’s hardly incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

Jack Sparrow: Me? I’m just honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest… Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

Jack Sparrow: Move away!
Will Turner: No!
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape!
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.

jack sparrow: NO! nO! not good! what are you doing? you burned all the FOOD! the SHADE! THE RUM! elizabeth swann:yes the rum is gone. jack sparrow: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!!
[mimaking elzabeths quote earlyer] IT must ahve been horrible jack to be trapped on this island…jacl it mus..WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!! [spots ship] its going to be hard to live after this…

Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You’ve burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going: This girl… how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I’d die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Parlais, that’s the one! Parlais!
Pintel: Down to the depths whatever mind thought of Parlais!
Jack Sparrow: That’d be the French.

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet!
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I’m not sure I deserved that.
[A blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: So there is a curse … That’s interesting. *waits for others to leave.* That’s very interesting.

Jack Sparrow: Sticks an’ Stones, love.I saved your life and you saved mine.We’re square.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: Take what you can…
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back!

Jack Sparrow: That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth: But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice – unlikely – young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth: But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not? How did you escape last time?

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood boy so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jack Sparrow: Wait..just how far are you willing to go to save this girl? Will: I would die for her! Jack: Oh ok…no worries then. Come on.

Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Jack Sparrow: What happened to all the rum?!

Jack Sparrow: What’s your name?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh?
Will Turner: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
[puts out his hand]
Will Turner: Agreed.
[they shake hands]

Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we’ll go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won’t see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!

Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and your completely obsessed with treasure.

Jack Sparrow: You know, for having suck a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and your completely obsessed with treasure.

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor!
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[Pause.]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Mr. Gibbs: He’s a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton’s… parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means ‘yes.’

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] ‘It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.’ Well, it bloody is now!
[Seeing Norrington’s ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There’ll be no living with her after this.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place… spiritually… ecumenically… grammatically.

Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention.

Jack Sparrow: [upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean] Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can’t swim!
[Jack looks at Murtogg… no he won’t do either]
Jack Sparrow: Pride of the King’s navy you are. Do not lose these!

jack sparrow:Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? No good! Your burning all the food, the shade, the RUM!
elizabeth swan: Yes the rum
jack sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow:Will…nice hat.

Jack to guards as Elizabeth falls: And then they made me thier chief.

jack who makes these will i do and i practice with them 3 hours a day
jack u need to find urself a girl matey, or u practice so much because u have a girl you just can woo her into sex… ur not a uric are u ??? (and its not unic its uric lol)

Jack- Danananananana and really bad eggs.. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho!

JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOO FREAKIN GORGEOUS!

Jack- Easy on the goods, darling
Elizabeth- You’re dispecable
Jack- Sticks and stones, love…

Jack- O a weding! I LOVE WEDDINGS! DRINKS AL AROUND! I kno, clap him in irons, right?

Jack- The food, the shelter- the rum!
Elizabeth- Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack- Why’s the rum gone?!

Jack-What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name?

Jack-While your hanging there let me tell you what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For example you can except that your father was a pirates or you can’t. The pirate is in your blood boy your goin have to sqaure with that soome day.

JACK-Who makes all these?!
WILL- I do! And I practice with them 3 times a day!
JACK-Looks like you need to find yourself a girl..

Jack-why is the rum gone? Elizabeth-yes, i burned it. those smoke signals are over one thousand feet high! there are navy ships all over this sea looking for me and you believe they wont see that? Jack-no, but…why is all the rum gone?

Jack-You sailor!
Gibbs-Cotton Sir
Jack-Mr. Cotton, Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost sudden death? (Silence)
Jack- …MR. COTTON! Answer me…
Gibbs- He’s a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tounge cut out. So we trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how.
Jack-Mr. Cotton’s…Parrot..same question…
Parrot- *sqwack* When in his health..when in his health
Gibbs- Mostly we figure that means yes…

Jack:
Who makes all these???
Will:
I do, and I practice with them 3 hours a day.
Jack:
You need to find your self a girl mate. Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet… You’re not a eunich are you?
Will:
I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Jack: Don’t do anything stupid
*Will points gun to his head*
Jack: Like that

Jack: I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place eh?? Spiritually, accumetically, grammaticly..

Jack: (removes sailors hat) Annamaria! (she slaps him)
Will: I suppose you didn’t deserve that?
Jack: That I deserved..
Annamaria: You stole my BOAT! (slaps him again)
Jack: Borrowed! Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Annamaria: (raises a threatening finger) But you didn’t!
Jack: Well, i’ll get you another one! A better one!
Will: That one! (gestures to the Dauntless)
Jack: What one? (sees ship) Aye, That one. What say you?
Crew: AYE!

Jack: (Singing around the fire w/Elizabeth; half drunk) Yo-ho Yo-ho a pirates life for me! Oooo I LOVE this song! When we get back Iâ€™m going to teach it to the whole crew!
Elizabeth: (Laughs, Sat down, Jack next to her) (thought about something) It mustâ€™ve been so terrible for you to be trapped here all alone!
Jack: Well Iâ€™m not all alone now, Miss Swan! (Puts his arm around her shoulders and smiles at her)
Elizabeth: MR SPARROW! (Whacks his hand away) I donâ€™t think Iâ€™ve had quiet enough rum to allow that kind of talk!

Jack: *pours dust on will and kicks his sword away* Will: *get covered in dust* Jack: *pulls out gun* Will: you cheated. Jack: Pirate!

Jack: And I’ll buy you a hat. A really big hat.

Jack: And really bad eggs… Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho!

Jack: But WHY is the rum gone?!

Jack: But why is the RUM gone?!?!

Jack: Ernie’s your uncle and Fanny’s aunt…

JACK: Everyone stay calm we are taking the ship! WILL: Aye, Avast! [Jack looks at will] GILLETTE: This ship cant be crewed by two men. You’ll never make it out of the port. JACK: [gets his gun out] Son, [cocks his gun as he says it]Im Captain Jack Sparrow , savvy?

Jack: Everyone stay calm, we’re taking over this ship.
Will: Aye, Avast!
Jack shakes his head. As if to say: Don’t do that.

Jack: For having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you’re well on your way to becoming one… sprung a man from a prison cell…. comandeered one of the royal navy’s ships… and, you’re completely obsessed with treasure.
Will: that’s not true. I am not completely obsessed with treasure.
Jack: ( peers over boulder in cave entrance, both men observe scene. Elizabeth and Barbossa standing by chest of cortez, egging on pirates) Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate…

Jack: How far are you willing to go to save her? Will: I would die for her!! Jack: Oh good! No worries then!

Jack: I think we’ve reached a special place! Spiritually…ecumenically…grammatically?

Jack: If every island were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.

Jack: If u want to risk ur life and so win fair ladys heart.. ur gonna have to do it alone mate. I see no profit in it for me. Will: I can get u out! Jack: Hows that? The keys run off.

Jack: If you were waiting for the opertune moment..
[puts hands together]
Jack: That was it..

Jack: Im havin a thought. How bout you run up a flag of truce, i skurry over to the intercepter and negotiate the surrender of your little medallion. What say you to that? Barbossa: Jack, thats the attitude that lost you the pearl, people are easier to search when they’re dead. Lock him in the brig!

JACK: It must have been terrible for you to be trapped her Jack, must have been terrible, well IT BLOODY IS NOW!

Jack: It would never have worked between us Elizabeth…I’m sorry

Jack: Me Im disshonest. And a disshonest man you can always trust to be disshonest. Honesty, its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid.

Jack: Me? Im a dishonest man, and you can always trust dishonest men. Honestly. Its those honest folk you have to watch out for. You never know when they’ll turn around and do something incredibly stupid..

Jack: Mr. Cotton . Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay
true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer me!
Gibbs: He’s a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to
talk for him. No oneâ€™s yet figured how…
Jack: Mr. Cotton ‘s… parrot. Same question.
Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means ‘yes.’
Jack: Oâ€™course it does. [to Will ] Satisfied?
Will: Well, youâ€™ve proved they’re mad.

Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!

Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabth: Yes, the rum is gone

Jack: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they wonâ€™t see it?

Jack: ok… But why is the rum gone?

Jack: Now, bring me that horizon…da da da da da da…and really bad egss…drink up me ‘earties yo ho! (closes compass)

Jack: Oh so it is you’ve found a girl!!!

Jack: Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is because your uncapable of wooing said strumpet…your not a eunich are you?

Jack: palulay..palu-li-la-la-lulu..parlili…parsnip..parsley…par – partner..partner…parley?.. Pintel: Parley! Jack: That’s the one! Parley! Parley!

Jack: Pirate is in your blood boy, so you’ll have to square
with that some day…

Jack: she’s safe just like i promised, all set to marry norrington like she promised and your about to die for her like you promised, well were all men of our words reaaly, exept for elizabeth who is infact a woman……

Jack: She’s safe just like i promised, she’s set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised, so were all men of our word except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

Jack: Stop blowing holes in me ship!

Jack: Take what you canâ€¦

Gibbs: Give nothing back.

Jack: That’s the second time i’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship…

Jack: This is the day that u will always remember as the day that—-*Falls!*

Jack: Unless he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack: Well! Iâ€™m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann] I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth â€¦it would never have worked between us, darling. Iâ€™m sorry. Will â€¦nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you â€“ [falls over battlement]

Jack: Wheres the rum?!? Elizabeth: I used it for a signal Jack:Why’s the rum gone?? Elizabeth: That signals about 1000 feet high Jack: But whys the rum gone?!?!?

Jack: Who made these?
Will: I did, and I practice with them for three hours a day !
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, matey.

Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do, and I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice with them three hours a day is that you’ve already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooeing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch, are you?

Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to get yourself a girl mate. Or maybe it is that you’ve found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you? Will: I practice with them three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill him.

Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do… and i practice with them… three hours a day. Jack: you need to find youreslf a girl mate. *fights* Jack: or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is because you’ve already found one, and are otherwise incapable of whooing said strumpet. Will: the reason I practice three hours a day is so that when I meet a pirate. I can kill it! Jack: ah

Jack: Who makes all these?!
Will: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them
Jack: You need to find your self a woman, mate. Or prehaps you already have one and are incapble of woeing her so… your not a unic, are you?

Jack: Why is rum gone?

jack: why is the rum gone ?!!!Elizabeth: 1 It is a vile drink that turns the most respectable men into scondrels and 2 that signal is a thousand feet high the intier royal navy is out looking for me do you think that they wont see it ???? jack : ……but why is the rum gone??!

Jack: why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: 1, it turns the most respectable men into complete scandrols. and 2, that signal is over 1000ft high..the entire royal navy is out looking for me do you really think they wont see? give it an hour or so keep a weather-eye open and you will see white sails on that horizon

Jack: Will- nice hat.

Jack: Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.

Jack: You burned all our food and shade and the rum. Elizabeth: Yes the Rum is gone. Jack: But why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is looking for me, do you really think there is a chance they wont see it? Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Jack: You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates youâ€™re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and youâ€™re completely obsessed with treasure.

Will: Thatâ€™s not true. Iâ€™m not obsessed with treasure.

Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Jack: You really gotta get yourself a girl, mate!

Jack: You’re not a eunuch are you?

Jack: [notices the parrot] Well! Im actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth it would never have worked between us, darling. Im sorry. Will nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you [falls over battlement]

Jack:Da da da da da da da da da da… and really bad eggs, drink
up me ‘earties YO HO!

Jack:I mean, I am dishonest.And you can always trust the dishonest ones to be dishonest,honestly.I mean,its the honest ones you have to watch.They could honestly do something incredibly…stupid.

Jack:No noo nooo your destroying the food, the stuff the RUM!Elizibeth:Yes the rum is gone! Jack:But why is the rum gone? Elizibeth:1, because it makes the most respectful man uncivilized, 2, the entire British Army is searching for me, do you really think they won’t see smoke that reaches ten miles? Jack:But why is the rum gone?!

Jack:Well I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we’ve all arrived at a special place. Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically. I want you to know that I was rooting for you mate. Know that. Elizabeth. It would never have worked between us. I’m sorry. Will. Nice hat. Friends this is the day you will always remember as the day that…

Jack:who makes all these?
Will-I do. And i practice with them three hours a day.
Jack:you need to find yourself mate.
Jack:or maybe the resaon you pratice three hours a day is because you already found a girl but are incapable of wooing said strumpet.
Jack:you aren’t a eunuch are you?
Will:no the reason i practice three hours a day is so when i meet a pirate i can kill it.

Jack:Who makes all these? Will:I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. Jack: You really needa find urself a girl, mate. Or maybe it is that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing said strumpet.

Jack:Who makes all these? Will:I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. Jack: You really needa find yerself a girl, mate. Or maybe it is that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunich are you? (and looks down disgustedly)

Jack:Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One because rum turns the most respectable man
into a scoundral. And, two because that signal is over 1000 ft.
high, the entire British navy is out looking for me. Do you
think there is even a chance they won’t see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Jack:Whys the rum gone? (Elizibeth goes into a long convo about why the rum is gone.vile drink blablabla, Royal Navy blablabla) Jack: Yes, but whys the rum gone!?

jack:You need to find your self a girl mate…your not a eunick are you?

Jacoby: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth Swann: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset

Jacoby: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

JOHNNY DEPP IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER! JOHNNY IS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE HIM! WOOHOO YUMMMMMY!

Koehler: Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse!

leverage says ye, I think i’m feeling a change in the wind says I

Leverage says you, I feel a change in the wind says I

Leverage says you….I think I feel a change in the winds says I.

maiden: But that Will Turner, he is a fine man too. Elizabeth: That is too bold of you.

man :jack sparrow ,to be hanged for the killing of……
Jack sparrow: hgghg that’s CAPTAIN

Man: The Black Pearl… I have heard stories.. no survivors. Jack: No survivors? Then where do all the stories come from I wonder

Man: youre not allowed on that ship! Jack: Im sorry, its just SUCH a pretty boat!…..SHIP..ship!

Me I’m dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for you can never predict when they’re going to do something incrediably stupid.

Me I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest one’s you wanna watch out for. Because you never know when they’re going to do something, extrmely…stupid.

Me, I’m dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never can predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid!

Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it’s the honest one’s you have to look out for, because you never know when one of them will do something STUPID.

Me, Im dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest, Honestly, its the honest ones you ought to wach out for, because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly stupid.

me, im dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for, cause you can never perdict when they’re gonna do somthing incredibly stupid

Me? I’m a dishonest man, and a dishonset man you can always trust to be honset, honestly its the honest ones you want to whatch out for, because never can predict when they are to do something incredibly stupid.

Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest. Honestly it the honest ones that you have to watch out for, because you can never tell if they’re going to do anythin’ stupid!

Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest…
Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never
-Jack

Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest… Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

Me? I’m dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when the’re going to do something incredibly, stupid.

Midget: Jack owes us a ship!

Miss Swan: Yes the rum is gone Jack Sparow: wh is the rum gone

MONKEY!

ps. Johnny is sooo hot i want him. thank you and goodnight

Mr Gibbs: Its awful bad luck to have a woman on board…even a minia-ture one.

Mr Gibbs: Leverage says you, I think i feel a change in the wind says I…

MR SPARROW! i dont think i’ve had quite enough rum to allow that kind of talk!

Mr. Gibbs: I feel a change in the wind says I.

Mr. Gibbs: It’s bad luck to wake a man when he’s sleeping!
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who does the waking buys a drink for the man who did the sleeping, the man who did the sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

Mr. Gibbs: It’s bad luck to wake a man when he’s sleeping!
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that’ll about do it!
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I’m already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Mr. Gibbs: It’s terrible bad luck to wake a man when he’s sleeping. Jack: Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr Gibbs: Ay, that’ll about do it!

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped a couple of Sea Turtles and made a raft.
Will Turner: Sea turtles?

Mr. Gibbs: Aye, Sea Turtles

Will Turner: What did he use as rope?
[coming up behind them]

Jack Sparrow: Human hair, from my back.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Mr.Gibbs: I’m already awake! Will: That was for the smell

Mullroy: Hey, you! Get away from there. You don’t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack Sparrow: I’m sorry. It’s just… it’s such a pretty boat… ship.

Mullroy: Not breathing!
Jack Sparrow: Move!
[Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth’s corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water]
Mullroy: Never would have though of that.
Jack Sparrow: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.

Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack: Iâ€™m terribly sorry, I didnâ€™t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there’s some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone’s got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It’s a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me… That a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there’s ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I’ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there’s not a real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, no it’s not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I’ve seen it.
Mullroy: You’ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven’t seen it!
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You’ve seen a ship, with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil, that Hell itself, spat him back out.
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed.]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back, could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that whay you’re telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there’s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack : Iâ€™m terribly sorry, I didnâ€™t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently thereâ€™s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Jack : Itâ€™s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that aâ€¦[shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but thereâ€™s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack : Iâ€™ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchableâ€¦the Black Pearl.

Murtogg:I said no lies!Mullroy:I think he’s telling the truth. Murtogg:If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t hav told us! Jack: Unless ofcourse, He knew you wouldn’t belive the truth even if he told it to you. (Murtogg nods and smiles like if he understood and then makes a Huh? face)

Must be terrible for you to be trapped here Jack, it must be
terrible for you… WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!

My apologies, friend.. you’ve no manner of luck at all.

no heroes amongst thieves

No one. Heâ€™s no one. A distant cousin of my auntâ€™s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.

No survivors, eh? Where do the stories come from I wonder?

No survivors, eh? Then where do all the stories come from, I wonder?

No survivors, eh? Where do the stories come from I wonder?
-Candace

no, he’s no one my aunt’s sister’s brother’s nephew….Eunic lovely singing voice

Norrington on ship after finding Jack and Elzabeth talking to Jack…: you will then spend the rest of the voyage finding all the meanings of silence of the grave

Norrington: Gentlemen, Mr. Sparrow has a six o’clock appointment with the gallows. I’d so hate for him to miss it.

NORRINGTON: Had a brush with the East India Company? Pirate? [jack flinches]GOVERNER: Hang him. NORRINGTON: Fetch some irons. [norrington pulls sleave up further] Well Well, Jack Sparrow. JACK: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. NORRINGTON: Well i dont see your ship, captain. JACK: Im in the market, as it were. OFFICER: I told you he was telling the truth. These are his sir. NORRINGTON: A pistol with no additional shots or powder, a compass that doesnt point north, ah, and i half expected it to be made of wood. You have to be the worst pirate i’ve ever heard of. JACK: Yes, but you have heard of me. ELIZABETH: Commodore i really must protest. Like it or not this man saved my life. NORRINGTON: One good deed is not enough to clear a man of a life of bad deeds. JACK: Yes but it does seem enough to condemn him. NORRINGTON: So it would seem. JACK: finally. [pulls irons over elizabeths throat] Commodore Norrington my effects please. Commodore. Now elizabeth, it is elizabeth isnt it? ELIZABETH: Its Miss Swan. JACK: Well Miss Swan if you would be so kind. [she takes the things from the commodore] Now if you’d be very kind. [she puts jacks things back on him] Gentlemen, Lady, you will all remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: I apologise if this sounds a bit forward, but i must speak my mind..this.. promotion.. (pause) throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved…the marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, elisabeth…
Elisabeth: I can’t breathe!
Norrington: I know.. i’m a bit nerous myself…

Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

NORRINGTON: May I have a moment? You look lovely today Elizabeth. This promotion brings into account that which I have not yet accomplished. A marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman Elizabeth. ELIZABETH: I cant breath. NORRINGTON: Im a little nervous myself. *she falls off the side of the fort* Elizabeth? Elizabeth! *he goes to dive in after her* GILLETTE: Sir the rocks, its a miracle she missed them. JACK: Will you be saving her then? SOLDIER1: I canâ€™t swim. *he looks at the other one who shakes his head* JACK: Pride of the kings navy you are. Donâ€™t lose these. *dives in and saves her and brings her back up to the dock* SOLDIER1: Not breathing. JACK: move! *cuts the corset off with his knife* SOLDIER1: Never would’ve thought of that. JACK: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore. *sees the medallion* Where did you get that? NORRINGTON: On your feet! GOVERNER: Shoot him! ELIZABETH: Father! GOVERNER: what? ELIZABETH: Commodore. Do you really intend to kill my rescuer? NORRINGTON: I believe thanks are in order. *holds out hand* *jack goes to shake his hand and norrington pulls his sleeve back* had a brush with the east India trading company did we pirate? GOVERNER: Hang him! NORRINGTON: Keep your guns on him mate, Gillette fetch some irons! *pulls up sleeve a little more* Well well jack sparrow isnâ€™t it? JACK: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. NORRINGTON: Well I donâ€™t see your ship, captain. JACK: Im in the market, as it were. SOLDIER2: He said he’d come to commandeer one. SOLDIER1: Told you he was telling the truth. These are his sir. NORRINGTON: No additional shot, nor powder, a compass that doesnâ€™t point north, and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate Iâ€™ve ever heard of. JACK: But you have heard of me. ELIZABETH: Commodore I really must protest. Pirate or not this man saved my life. NORRINGTON: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. JACK: But it seems enough to condemn him

Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these men to the helm where you will give them directions to Isle de Muerta. And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, ‘Silent as the grave.’ Do I make myself clear?
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably clear.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north,
[looks at Jack’s sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

NORRINGTON: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
JACK: Though it seems enough to condemn him.
NORRINGTON:Indeed

Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.
Will Turner: It’s right here between you and Jack.
Elizabeth: As is mine.
Governor Swann: Elizabeth! Lower your weapons! For God’s sake, put them down!
Norrington: So, this is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth: It is.

Norrington: You forget your place. Will: Its right here, between you and jack. Elizabeth: As is mine.

Norrington:Jack Sparrow isn’t it? Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow if you will. NOrrington:Well Captain, I don’t see your ship. Jack:I’m in the market as it were.

Not all treasure is gold and silver.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Not possible! Not probable!

not to worry, Elizabeth’s safe just like i promised, she’s all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you, you get to die for her just like you promised.so we’re all men of our word really…except for Elizabeth…who is infact a woman

Oh it must have been so terrible for you to be stuck on this island Jack..well it bloody is now!

ok time for teenies to stop being stupid. this is a quote site, not a site for you to declare your love for johnny/orlando. if you’re gonna do that, do it in your LJ/blurty/WHATEVER or a message board, but not here. got it?

now then.

Jack: Yes, BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!

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Orlando: arg swish swish buckle buckle! (bloopers)

Parlay, I invoke the right of parlay, according to the code set down by the brotherin, pirates Morgan and Barthlomew you have to take me to your captain.

Pintel: ‘Ello, poppet.

Pintel: Damn to the depths the mutton head that though o’ parley.
Jack: that would be the French.

Pintel: Damn to the depths the mutton head that thought o’ parley
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Pintel: It was only after that, did we find out that it was Bootstrap’s blood we needed.
Ragetti: Now that’s what you call ironic.

Pintel: No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood…
Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half Turner, we spill it all!
Pintel: I guess there is reason to fret.

Pintel: She wants to be taken to the captain!
Elizabeth: I would like to talk to your captai- (slapped by pirate)
Pirate: You will speak when spoken to!
Barbossa: (appearing from behind, grabs pirates’ hand) And ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of Parley. (forces down pirates’ hand)
Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: (chuckles) There were a lot of long words in there, missy. We’re not but humble pirates! (laughs quietly) What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. (Crew laughs. After pause, she strides over to the railing, dangling the medallion over the water) Very well, I’ll drop it!
Barbossa: Gosh, what a lot that bit of shine matters to us! Why?
Elizabeth: It’s what you’ve been searching for! I saw this ship eight years ago on the crossing from England!
Barbossa: Did you now? (pause)
Elizabeth: Very well, I’ll drop it! (chain slips through her fingers, the crew jumps forward) Ohh……
Barbossa: (chuckles uneasily) You have a name missy?
Elizabeth: Elizabeth…..Turner. I’m a maid in the governor’s household.
Barbossa: (turning to crew with an eerie expression) Miss TURNER…..(whispering among the crew)
Pintel: (turns to Raghetti) Bootstrap!
Barbossa: Very well miss Turner, hand over the medallion, we’ll turn your town to our rudder and ne’er return. (Elizabeth drops the medallion into his hand. Barbossa gives it to the monkey and walks off)
Elizabeth: Our bargain?

Pintel: You! Youâ€™re supposed to be dead!

Jack: Am I not? Hmm. (finds pistols pointed at him) Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parleâ€¦

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack : Parley! Thatâ€™s the one. Parley! Parley!

Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man had thought of parley!

Jack : That would be the French.

Pintel: You’ll be dining w/ the captain tonight, and he request you wear this . Elizabeth: tell i am disenclined to acquiesce to his request. Pintel: he said you’d say that, he also said if that be the case, you’ll be dining w/ the crew, but you’ll be naked. Pintel: Fine

Pintel: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not? (turns to leave, cornered by pirates, both sides aiming pistols at him) Paoo. Paool. Par. sleyparsley. Parsnip. Parly. Paa-
Raghetti: Parley?
Jack: That’s the one! Parley!
Pintel: Damn to the depths whatever mudhead thought of Parley!
Jack: That would be the French.

Pintel: [spots Jack ] You. Youâ€™re supposed to be dead!
Jack : Am I not? Hmm. Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle, parle…
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack : Parley! Thatâ€™s the one. Parley! Parley!

Pirate w/ the fake eye: The captain didnt like that at all Short Pirate: IM TELLING THE STORY!!!!!! (Sorry, I dont kno their names)

Pirate with fake eye:Its like them trojians…except they were in a horse…i big wooden horse…and they weren’t wearing dresses….

Pirate: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?
Jack: Am I not?

Pirate: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Try wearing a corset.

Pirate: im gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
elizabeth: you like pain? try wearing a corset (as she hits pirate over the head)

Pirate: You! Your supposed to be dead!
Sparrow: Am I not? Oh!

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Pirates of the Caribbean is GAY!!!!! DIE DIE JOHNNY … who ever rote that should jump off a boat and die …. that is the best movie ever and johnny is the best! well orlando is better but still!

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! I LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM! HE IS SO HOT! AND KIERA KNIGHTLY AND JOHNY DEPPT ARE AWSOME ACTORS/ACTRESSES!

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Pirates: your supose to be dead!
(Jack looks up and down himself)
Jack: Am I not

Please wont you please let me suck your cock

Please, just don’t do anything stupid!

Prisoner: Black Pearl ? Iâ€™ve heard stories. Sheâ€™s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Prisoner: She never leaves no survivors.
Sparrow: No survivors, huh? Then where do the stories come from I wonder?

Prisoner: The Black Pearl ? Iâ€™ve heard stories. Sheâ€™s been preying on ships and
settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Ragetti: Parla? Jack: Parla! Thats the one. Pintel: Parla! Damn to the depts whoever came up with parla! Jack: That would be the french, latin based of course, inventors of mayonaise. Pintel: I like mayonaise! Jack: It’s a shame the french obsessed with raisons I mean, think about it humiliated grapes really. Pintel: Don’t know. Jack: Lovely singing voices the french ::whistles:: Eunuchs all of em’. Pintel: I dated a eunuch. Jack: I’ll get me coat. (

Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. ‘Cept they was in a horse instead o’ dresses. Wooden ‘orse.

Ragetti:[spots Jack ] You.
Pintel: Youâ€™re supposed to be dead!
Jack : Am I not? [looks down at himself] Oh. [finds pistols pointed at him] Palulayâ€¦palu-li-la-la-lulu, parliliâ€¦ parsnip, pasley, par – partner, partnerâ€¦
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack : Parley! Thatâ€™s the one. Parley! Parley!
Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!
Jack : That would be the French.

Savvy?

Savy?

Scene 12: (The origin of the curse)

Pintel: You’ll be dinin’ with the captain. And he requests you wear this. [gives her a dress]

Elizabeth : Well, you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

Pintel: He said youâ€™d say that. He also said if that be the case you’ll be dinin’ with the crewâ€¦and you’ll be naked. [she snatches the dress] Fine.

[in the Captainâ€™s cabin, the food is laid out] Barbossa: [ Elizabeth eats daintily] Thereâ€™s no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress anyone. You must be hungry. [gives her a goblet with wine] Try the wine. And the apples? [offers her one] One of those next.

Elizabeth : Itâ€™s poisoned.

Barbossa: There would be no sense to be killing ye Miss Turner .

Elizabeth : Then release me, you have your trinket; Iâ€™m of no further value to you.

Barbossa: [takes out the medallion] You donâ€™t know what this is, do ye?

Elizabeth : Itâ€™s a pirate medallion.

Barbossa: This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to CortÃ©s himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of CortÃ©s was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the goldâ€¦a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

Elizabeth : I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa .

Barbossa: Aye, thatâ€™s exactly what I thought when we were first told the tale. Buried on an island that cannot be found except for those who know where it is. Find it, we did. There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them awayâ€¦on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize â€“ the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner . Compelled by greed we were, and now w

Scene 17: (The chase and the fight)

Gibbs : Hands aloft to loose t’gallants. With this wind she’ll carry every sail we’ve got.

Elizabeth : [the crew is running around] Whatâ€™s happening?

Anamaria: The Black Pearl, sheâ€™s gaining on us. [looks out at the Pearl ]

Elizabeth : This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean .

Anamaria: You can tell them that after theyâ€™ve caught us.

Elizabeth : Weâ€™re shallow on the draft, right?

Anamaria: Aye.

Elizabeth : Well, then can’t we lose them amongst those shoals?

Gibbs : We donâ€™t have to outrun them long, just long enough.

Anamaria: Lighten the ship, stem to stern.

Gibbs : Anything that we can afford to loseâ€¦see that itâ€™s lost.

[on the Black Pearl ] Jack : [is locked in the brig by Boâ€™sun ; he sloshes in the water] Apparently thereâ€™s a leak.

Barbossa: Haul on the main brace. Make ready the guns. And run out the sweeps. [the Jolly Roger is hoisted up]

[on the Interceptor] Will : [looks out at the Black Pearl and sees the oars; stops a cannon from being thrown off] Weâ€™re gonna need that.

Anamaria: [sees the oars] It was a good plan up â€˜till now.

Will: Gibbs ! We have to make a stand. We must fight! Load the guns!

Anamaria: With what?

Will: Anything. Everything! Anything we have left.

Gibbs : Load the guns! â€¦ (?) Nails and crushed glass! With a will! â€¦ (?) [they stuff cutlery and other assorted items into the cannons including Gibbs â€™ canteen] The pearl is going to luff up on our port quarter. Sheâ€™ll rake us without ever presenting a target.

Elizabeth : Lower the anchor on the right side. On the starboard side!

Will : It certainly has the element of surprise.

Anamaria: Youâ€™re daft, lady! You both are!

Gibbs : Daft like Jack ! Lower the starboard anchor! Do it ye dogs or itâ€™s you weâ€™ll load into the cannons! [the anchor is lowered]

Elizabeth : [to Anamaria] Let go. [she lets go of the wheel and the ship swings about]

Barbossa: They’re clubhaulin’! Hard aport. Ra

Scene 1: (Dream sequence of Will â€™s rescue)

Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] â€¦We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up â€“ [ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]

Gibbs : Quiet, missy, cursed pirates sail these waters. You donâ€™t want to bring them down on us now, do ya?

Norrington: Mr. Gibbs that will do!

Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.

Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.

Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. Itâ€™s bad luck to have a woman on board, too, even a miniature one.

Young Elizabeth : I think itâ€™d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves â€“ a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]

Governor Swann : Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor. But Iâ€™mâ€¦Iâ€™m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.

Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann .

Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.

Governor Swann : Yes, thatâ€™s what concerns me.

Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look, a boy! Thereâ€™s a boy in the water!

Gibbs : Man overboard!

Norrington: Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] Heâ€™s still breathing.

Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!

Governor Swann : What happened here?

Norrington: Itâ€™s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.

Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyoneâ€™s thinking it; Iâ€™m just saying

Scene 21: (The blood ritual, again, interrupted)

[on the way to the Aztec gold] Pintel: [to Will ] No reason to fret, itâ€™s just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.

Twigg: No mistakes this time. Heâ€™s only half-Turner. We spill it all.

Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret.

Jack : [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon.

Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will â€™s throat] Begun by bloodâ€¦

Jack : Excuse me.

Barbossa: â€¦by blood un â€“

Will: Jack !

Barbossa: Sâ€™not possible.

Jack : Not probable.

Will : Whereâ€™s Elizabeth ?

Jack : Sheâ€™s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Barbossa: Shut up! Youâ€™re next. [leans in to slit Will â€™s throat again]

Jack : You donâ€™t want to be doing that, mate.

Barbossa: No, I really think I do.

Jack : Your funeral.

Barbossa: Why donâ€™t I want to be doing it?

Jack : Well, because [pushed a pirateâ€™s arm off his shoulder] â€¦because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshoreâ€¦waiting for you.

[in the boats] Murtogg: What are we doing here?

Mullroy: Pirates come out, unprepared and unawares, we catch them in the crossfire, send them down to see old Hobb.

Murtogg: I know why weâ€™re here. I mean why arenâ€™t we doing what it wasâ€¦what Mr. Sparrow said we should do. With the cannons and all.

Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.

Murtogg: You think he wasnâ€™t telling the truth?

[in the cave] Jack : Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless; they do what they do best. Robert â€™s your Uncle Fannie â€™s your Aunt, there you are with two ships. The makings of your very own fleet. â€˜Course youâ€™ll take the grandest as your flagship and whoâ€™s to argue? But what of the Pearl ? Name me Captain, Iâ€™ll sail under your colors, Iâ€™ll give you

Scene 2: (A beautiful dress and an impressive sword)

[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; thereâ€™s a knock on the door]

Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent?

Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes!

Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] Itâ€™s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]

Elizabeth : Oh, itâ€™s beautiful!

Governor Swann : Isnâ€™t it?

Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?

Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, uhâ€¦I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.

Elizabeth : The ceremony?

Governor Swann : Captain Norrington â€™s promotion ceremony.

Elizabeth : I knew it!

Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington as heâ€™s about to become! [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] Fine gentleman, donâ€™t you think. He fancies you. Elizabeth ? Howâ€™s it coming?

Elizabeth : Itâ€™s difficult to say.

Governor Swann : Iâ€™m told itâ€™s the latest fashion in London

Elizabeth : Well, women in London mustâ€™ve learned not to breathe.

Servant: Mâ€™lord , you have a visitor.

[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase thatâ€™s holding canes and umbrellas]

Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner , good to see you again.

Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword] The blade is folded steel, thatâ€™s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may? [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to the Governor]

Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my

Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal)

[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that itâ€™s filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign â€œpirates ye be warnedâ€ and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boatâ€™s mast]

Harbormaster: [to Jack ] What? Hold up there, you. Itâ€™s a shilling to tie up your boat at the docks. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.

Jack : [hands him three shillings] What dâ€™ye say to three shillings and we forget the name

Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal , Mr. Smith . [ Jack sees the Harbormasters money pouch and takes it]

[Norringtonâ€™s promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces front! Right about turn! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]

Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack : Iâ€™m terribly sorry, I didnâ€™t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently thereâ€™s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

Jack : Itâ€™s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that aâ€¦ [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but thereâ€™s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack : Iâ€™ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchableâ€¦the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Wellâ€¦thereâ€™s no real ship that can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy: No, no itâ€™s not.

Murtogg: Yes, it is, Iâ€™ve seen

Scene 6: (Talk of the right match and Port Royal under attack!)

Prisoners: [whistling and waving a bone to a dog that has the keys to the prison in its jaws] Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on

Jack : You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.

Prisoner: Oh, excuse us if we haven’t resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.

[in the Governorâ€™s house; Elisabeth â€™s room] Estrella: There you go, Miss. [puts a bed warmer between the sheets] It was a difficult day for you, Iâ€™m sure.

Elizabeth : I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit I wasnâ€™t entirely prepared for it.

Estrella: Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate, sounds terrifying.

Elizabeth : Oh, yes, it was terrifying.

Estrella: But the Commodore proposed. Fancy that, thatâ€™s a smart match, Miss, if itâ€™s not too bold to say.

Elizabeth : It is a smart match. Heâ€™s a fine man; heâ€™s what any woman should dream of marrying.

Estrella: Well, that Will Turner , heâ€™s a fine man, too.

Elizabeth : That is too bold.

Estrella: Well, begging your pardon, Miss, it was not my place. [leaves]

[meanwhile Will is hammering a new sword, he looks out unto the deserted street]

[on top of the Fort] Governor Swann : Has my daughter given you an answer yet?

Norrington: No, she hasnâ€™t.

Governor Swann : Well, she has had a very trying day. Ghastly weather, donâ€™t you think?

Norrington: Bleak, very bleak.

Governor Swann : Whatâ€™s that?

Norrington: Cannon fire! [tackles the Governor] Return fire!

[in the jail] Jack : I know those guns. [looks out of his little window] Itâ€™s the Pearl .

Prisoner: Black Pearl ? Iâ€™ve heard stories. Sheâ€™s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

[the Black Pearlâ€™s guns are destroying the battlements, the pirates are now coming ashore in boats; Will takes up a

Scene 7: (No luck and on board the Black Pearl )

[in jail] Prisoner: [a hole is blown in a cell, to Jack ] My sympathies friend, youâ€™ve no manner of luck at all.

Jack: [picks up the bone and whistles] Come on, doggy. Itâ€™s just you and me now. Itâ€™s you and olâ€™ Jack , come on. Come on, good boy. Thatâ€™s it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. Thatâ€™s it, thatâ€™s it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cad. [thereâ€™s a crash downstairs and the dog runs away] No, no, no, no, no, I didnâ€™t mean it. I didnâ€™t… [a crash as the prison guard is thrown down the stairs]

Twigg: [looks a round] This ainâ€™t the armory.

Koehler: Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg â€“ Captain Jack Sparrow .

Twigg: [spits] Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes arenâ€™t improved much.

Jack : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [Pirate grabs Jack â€™s throat; Jack sees skeletal arm] So there is a curse. Thatâ€™s interesting.

Koehler: You know nothing of Hell. [they leave]

Jack : Thatâ€™s very interesting.

[ Elizabeth is rowed across with the pirates; on board the Black Pearl ] Boâ€™sun : I didnâ€™t know we were takinâ€™ on captives.

Pintel: Sheâ€™s invoked the right of parley with Captain Barbossa .

Elizabeth : I am here to negotiate â€“ [is backhanded by Boâ€™sun ]

Boâ€™sun : You will speak when spoken to.

Barbossa: [grabs Boâ€™sun â€™s wrist] And yeâ€™ll not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley.

Boâ€™sun : Aye, sir.

Barbossa: My apologies, Missâ€¦

Elizabeth : Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .

Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; weâ€™re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?

Elizabeth : I want you to leave and never come back.

Barbossa: Iâ€™m disinclined to acquiesce to your requestâ€¦means no.

Elizabeth : Very well. I

Scene 8: (To save Elizabeth and Jack â€™s rescue)

Will : [awakes on the street in the morning; to Norrington] Theyâ€™ve taken her. Theyâ€™ve taken Elizabeth .

Norrington: Mr. Murtogg , remove this man.

Will : We have to hunt them down, we must save her.

Governor Swann : And where do you propose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please, share it.

Murtogg: That Jack Sparrow . He talked about the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Mentioned it, is more what he did.

Will : Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him he could lead us to it.

Norrington: Noâ€¦the pirates who invaded this Fort left Sparrow locked in his cell ergo they are not his allies. Governor, we will establish their most likely courseâ€¦

Will : [buries hatchet in the table] Thatâ€™s not good enough!

Norrington: Mr. Turner , you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith and this is not the moment for rash actions. Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth . [hands him back his hatchet]

[in jail] Jack : [trying to pick the lock with a bone] Please…. [hears footsteps, leaves the bone in the lock and lies down]

Will: You, Sparrow!

Jack : Aye.

Will : You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl?

Jack : Iâ€™ve heard of it.

Will : Where does it make berth?

Jack : Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sailed from the dreaded Isla de Muerta . Itâ€™s an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is.

Will : The shipâ€™s real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?

Jack : [studies his nails] Why ask me?

Will : Because youâ€™re a pirate.

Jack : And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?

Will : Never! They took Miss Swann .

Jack : Oh, so it is that youâ€™ve found a girl. I see. Well, if youâ€™re intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair ladyâ€™

sexy sparrow: whadaya say to three shillings… and we forget the name?
random port master dude: welcome to port royal, mr smith

She goes free!

She’s safe like I promised, She’s going to marry Nottingham like she promised and you’re about to die for her like you promised… So we’re all men of our word… except Elizabeth who is, in fact a women.

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, in the end, we’re all men of our word…except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

She’s safe, just like I promised.. She’s set to marry Norrington, just like she promised.. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Sheâ€™s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

So of course, we’re all men of our word, except elizabeth who is in fact a woman.

So Tecnicly, we are all men of our word. Accept for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

So that you all know, it’s EUNUCH not uric, unic, or tunic. a EUNUCH is a man who’s testicles do not work, and is incapable of producing sperm to please. That being said, here’s the quote:

Jack: Who makes all these?
Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to get yourself a girl mate. Or maybe it is that you’ve found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
Will: I practice with them three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill him.

Soldier (can’t remember name!) : This dock is off limits to civilians!

Jack: Terribly sorry. If I see one, I shall inform you immediatly. (tries to walk off, soldiers block him) Apparently there’s some sort of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, ay? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians!

Jack: (trys to dodge soldiers again) well, It’s a fine goal to be sure, but it seems to me….

Soldier: ay!

Jack: …that a ship like that (gestures to The Dauntless) makes this one here a bit superflous, really.

Soldier: Oh, She’s the power of these waters, for sure. But there’s no ship as can match the Intercepter for speed.

Jack: I’ve heard of one. It’s supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl?

Soldier: (laughs) No, no it’s not. The Black Pearls’ not a real ship.

Murtogg: (pause, turns to look at soldier) Yes it is, i’ve seen it!

Soldier: (laughs again) You’ve seen it..?

Murtogg: Yes, I have!

Soldier: You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg: No, but I have seen a ship with black sails!

Soldier: Oh! And no ship that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, and therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you’re saying?

Murtogg: (smiles) No!

Soldier: Like I said, there’s no real ship as can match the Intercepter…(looks around, Jack has gone. Then, spotting him on the Dauntless) Ay!

(Both soldiers clamber aboard the Dauntless)

Soldier: You! Get away from there!

Jack: I’m sorry. It’s just such a pretty boat…Ship!

Soldier: What’s your name?

Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.

Soldier: What’s your purpose in Port royal, Mr. Smith?

Soldier- I never would have thought of that… Jack- Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore!

SOLDIER1: Hey, get away from there, you dont have permission to be aboard there mate. JACK: Im sorry its just such a pretty boat..ship.
SOLDIER1: Whats your name? JACK: Smith or Smithy if you like. SOLDIER1: Whats your business in Port Royal Mr. Smith? SOLDIER2: Yeah and no lies! JACK: Alright, i confess. Its my duty to commandeer a ship of the fleet, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out. SOLDIER2: I said no lies. SOLDIER1: I think he’s telling the truth. SOLDIER2: If he was telling the truth he wouldnt have told us. JACK: Or maybe he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Soldier: NO civilians are allowed past this point!
Jack: Well if I see any civilians I’ll let you know!

Sometimes the right decision can be the wrong one if made for the wrong reasons.

Sparrow: Have I threaten you before?

Sparrow: Well, i’m actually feeling rather good about this (to gov. swann) I think we’ve all reached a very special place eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? (to norrington) i want you to know that i was rooting for you mate, know that. Elizabeth, it would never have worked out between us darling, i’m sorry. Will…nice hat. Men, this is the day that you will always remember as the day that you (falls over)

Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Turner: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them.
Sparrow: You’ve got to find yourself a girl mate.
Or you practice three hours a day because you are
incapable of wooing such strompers.
Turner: I pracice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate
I can kill it.

Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Turner: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them.
Sparrow: You’ve got to find yourself a girl mate.
Or you practice three hours a day because you can’t
woo such strompers.
Turner: I pracice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate
I can kill it.

Sticks and stones love

Sticks and stones love. i saved your life you saved mine.

sticks and stones love…..

Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life you saved mine, we’re square.

Sticks and stones, luv.. I saved your life, you save mine.. We’re square.

Stop blowin’ ‘oles in my ship!

Stop Blowing Holes in My Ship!

stop playing with my hoohaa you’re gonna break it!

STOP PUTTING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You’re burning all the food, the shade… the RUM!
Elizabeth Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won’t see it?!
Jack But why is the rum gone?!

Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You’re burning all the food, the shade… the RUM!

Take what you can, give nothing back

That is because I am dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because younever know when their going to do somthing…stupid.

That is ofcourse unless you new you wouldn’t beleive the truth even if he told it to you.

that signal is over 1000 feed high! the entire royal davy is out looking for me do you really think that there is any chance that they wont see it!?

that was interesting

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow

That’s interesting. . .that’s very interesting.

That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail
away with my ship.

Thatâ€™s because Iâ€™m dishonest man, you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, Itâ€™s the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when there going to do something reallyâ€¦ stupid.

Thats is with out a doubt the worst pirate i’ve ever seen.(Jack and Will steal the fleet’s boat)
That has got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen. So it would seem

thats the best pirate ive eva seen

Thats what you would call ironic

The deepest circle in hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineer’s

The Food, The Shade….THE RUM!

The man who did the waking bought the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks, while listening to a proposition made by the man who did the waking. -Jack Sparrow

the man who did the waking was the man who was saying a proposition to the man who did the sleeping, the man who did the sleeping was the man who was listening ot a proposition from the man who did the waking. Savvy?
2.)Aye…

the man who was walking buys a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks it, while listening to a prosicion from the man who was walking

The moonlight shows us for what we really are.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do

Then they elected me their leader …

Then they made me their chief

There will be no living with her after this!

There will be no living with her after this…

There’ll be no living with her after this!

They’ve taken Elizabeth!!!

This dock is off limits to all civilians.
Terribly sorry. IfI see one, I’ll notify you immediately.

this is a website for movie quotes, not exclaiming your love for jonny depp. sure, it was a good movie, but theres no need for it. this movie already has 765+ quotes.

This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. ‘Cept they was in a horse instead o’ dresses. Wooden ‘orse.

This is just like what the Greeks done in Troy…except they was in a horse…instead of dresses. A wooden horse.

THIS is the day that you will always remember as the day.. -falls over backwards-

This shot’s not meant for you.

TIM: This girl how far are you willing to go to save her.JOHN: I’d die for her. TIM: Oh good no worries then

Ugly pirate with fake eye: Tell him what he did to Bootstraps Billy! Short pirate: Well! Last we saw of him they tied a cannon to Bootstraps bootstraps! Ugly pirate with fake eye: Bootstraps… bootstraps.. heh… (lookin all ugly)

Unless he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth

We could use a ship. The fact is I was going to not tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship because as long as he didn’t know about bloody Will I had something to bargain with. Which now no one has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.

We’ve all reacked a very special place. Spiritually…..euncumenically…..grammatically

We’ve reached a special place… Spiritually… ecumenically… grammatically.

weddings…i love weddings! drinks all around!!!

Weddings? I Love Weddings! Drinks all around

Welcome aboard the black pearl

welcome abord the black pearl miss turner

Welcome to the Caribbean love!

welcome to the caribbean love!!!

Welcome to the Caribbean, love

welcome to the caribbean,love

Welcome to the Caribbean.

welcome to the carribean luv

Well .. I’m dishonest. And a dishonest person, you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It’s the honest ones you have to watch because you never know when they will do something incredibly … stupid. :)

well i can’t bring this ship in all by my onesies

well it bloody is now!!!!

Well Mr. Turner, I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell i swear on pain of death i will take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass.

Well then, I confess. I came here to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out.

Well, isn’t that interesting.That curse seeming to be so useful, I decided to get one all to myself.

well, women in london must have learned not to breathe!!

Were devils, were black sheep were really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho

What about the rum?

What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade…the rum…

What dâ€™ye say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Iâ€™m sorry, itâ€™s just itâ€™s such a pretty boat â€“ ship.
Will you be saving her the
Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.
But you have heard of me
Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, weâ€™re square.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
You need to find yourself a girl, mate!
You’re not a eunuch, are you?
Pirate!
This shot is not meant for you.
You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.
I know those guns.
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
Come on, doggy. Itâ€™s just you and me now. Itâ€™s you and olâ€™ Jack.
The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers
So there is a curse. Thatâ€™s interesting.
If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?
Commandeer. Weâ€™re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
Son, Iâ€™m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Good man, good pirate. I swear you look just like him.
Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
Pirateâ€™s code. Any man that falls behind is left behind.
You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga…. and you’re completely obsessed with treasure
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
The girlâ€™s blood didnâ€™t work, did it?
Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting.
Apparently thereâ€™s a leak.
Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Ah, whereâ€™s dear William?
Monkey!
No one. Heâ€™s no one. A distant cousin of my auntâ€™s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.
Thatâ€™s the second time Iâ€™ve had

What do you have to lose? Nothing I’d lament being rid of.

WHAT YE SAY TO THREE SHILLINGS AND WE FORGET THE NAME.

When the monkey returns with the gold medalion….

Cpt Barbosa: Thank-You Jack.
Jack: Don’t Mention it.
Cpt Barbose: Oh Not You….We Named The Monkey Jack.

When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one thing – im Captain Jack Sparrow!

When you marooned me on that God-forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing, mate- I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

where is elizabeth?

Where’s Elizabeth? She’s safe just liek I promised, and she’s going to marry norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really. Except Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.

Where’s Elizabeth? She’s safe just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norington just like she promised. And you get to die for her just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.

Where’s Elizabeth? She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So really, we’re all men of our word; except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

Wherever we want to go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel, and a
hull, and a deck and the sails that’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is…what the
Black Pearl really is, is freedom. -Jack

Wherever we want to go, we’ll go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom.

Wherever we want to go, we’ll go, that’s what a ship is, you know. Its not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails thats what a ship is made from, what a ship is… what the black pearl really is… is freedom

Who made these? I did and i practice with them three hours a day!

Who makes all these?
I do and I pratice with them three hours a day
U need to find yourself a gurl mate. Or perhaps , youve already found one and are thereby incapable fo wooeing said strumpet.
Ur not a eunic r u?
I practice three hours a day, so when i meet a pirate, i can kill him!

Who makes all these? I do and I practice with them three hours a day. You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps it is that you have found a girl…and are otherwise incapable of wooing, said strumpet. You’re not a Eunich, are you? I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

why is all the rum gone

Why is the rum gone?

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

Why thankee Jack.
You’re welcome.
Not you, we named the monkey Jack.

WILL AND ELIZABETH: [yelling/singing] WE’RE DEVILS AND BLACKSHEEP, WE’RE REALLY BAD EGGS! DRINK UP ME HEATIES YO HO! YO HO YO [she steps on him] OUCH! A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME! JACK: I LOVE THIS SONG! REALLY BAD EGGS! [he falls over and pulls elizabeth down] When i get my ship back im gonna teach it to the crew, and we’ll sing it all the time. ELIZABETH: and you will positively be the most fearsome pirates in the spanish maine. JACK: Not just the Spanish maine love, the entire ocean, the entire world. A keel and a hold and a deck and a sail thats not what a ship is, what a ship is, what black pearl really is, is freedom. ELIZABETH: Jack, it must have been terrible for you to be trapped on this island. JACK: Yes but the company is much better than last time and the scenery has imporved.. ELIZABETH: Mr. Sparrow, im not sure i’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. JACK: I know exactly what you mean love. [he twrils his mustache] [she holds up her bottle of rum] ELIZABETH: To freedom! JACK: To the Black Pearl! [she pretneds to drink and he drinks until he falls over]

Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free!
Barbossa: Yes, we know that part, anything else?

Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
Will Turner: I love you.

Will Turner: I can get you out of here
Jack Sparrow: How’s that… the key’s run off.

Will Turner: It’s not your blood they were after. It was my father’s blood. My blood… the blood of a pirate.

Will Turner: My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins!
Ragetti: Why, it’s the spittin’ image of our Bootstrap Bill, come back to haunt us!
Will Turner: On my word, do as I say, or i’ll pull the trigger and be lost to Davy Jones’s locker!

Will Turner: She goes free!
Barbossa: What’s in your head, boy?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die.
Jack Sparrow: Don’t do anything stupid!
Will Turner: You can’t.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner: I can!
Jack Sparrow: Like that.

Will Turner: That’s not true. I am not completely obsessed with treasure.
Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Will Turner: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Will Turner: We’re going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Will Turner: Where is Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: Sheâ€™s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she
promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our
word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: Oh she’s fine; just like I promised. She’s getting set to marry Commodore Norrington; just like she promised. And you’re going to die for her; just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Will Turner: wheres elizabeth?
Sparrow: Shes safe like I promised, Shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised, and you’re about to die for her, like you promised. So really we’re all men of our word, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman

Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate!

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Hello.. Pirate!

Will, how many times do I have to tell you to call me Elisabeth?
Atleast once more Ms. Swann, as always.

Will- I can get you out
Jack: Hows that? The key’s run off

Will- That’s for the smell.

Will- You cheated! In a fair fight, I’d kill you!
Jack- Then that’s not really incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

will-he made a raft out of sea turtles? mr.gibbs-Aye sea turtles. will-what did he use for rope? (mr.gibbs thinks about and turns his head and sees jack.) jack-human hair from my back.

Will: He roped sea turtles? What did he use for rope?
Jack: Human hair… from my back!

Will: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesnâ€™t work?

Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesnâ€™t point north, but weâ€™re not trying to find north, are we?

Will: I can get you out. Jack: Hows that? The Key’s run off!

Will: I should have told you this everyday since the moment I met you…I love you.

Will: Jack Sparrow!
Jack: Aye!

Will: So this is your able bodied crew!

Will: That was for the smell…

Will: They took Miss Swan. Jack: Oh so it is that you’ve found a girl!

Will: This is either mad or brillance. Jack: Remarkable how much those two coinside.

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.
‘Captain’ Jack: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.

Jack: Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.
Jack:Remarkable how often those two traits coincide

Will: This is either madness or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: Remarkable how the two so often coinside.

Will: we’re going to steal that ship?
Jack: Comandeer. We’re going to comandeer… that ship. Nautical term. Just so we know or there’s no use going.. how far are you willing to go to get this girl?
Will: I’d die for her!
Jack: Oh good! No worries then.

Will: Weâ€™re going to steal a ship. That ship?
Jack: Commandeer. Weâ€™re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One
question about your business boy, or thereâ€™s no use going. This girl, how far are you
willing to go to save her?
Will: Iâ€™d die for her.
Jack: Oh, good. No worries, then.

Will: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack: She’s safe like I promised. She’s ready to marry Norrington like she promise. And you’re ready to die for her like you promised, so we’re really all men of our word except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman!

Will: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack : Sheâ€™s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Will: You cheated.
‘Captain’ Jack: Pirate..

Will: You cheated. Jack: Pirate!

will: you knew my father,jack: i knew him, probably one of the few people who knew him as william turner, everyone else just knew him as bootstrap or bootstrap bill

Will: You there, Sparrow!
Jack: aye?
Will: You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl?
Jack: I’ve heard of it…
Will: Where does it make berth?
Jack: Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories?

Will: You threatened Miss. Swan
Jack: Only a little

Will: You’re the one they’re hunting. Jack: You look familiar, have i threatened you before? Will: I try to avoid familiarity with pirates. Jack: Well i’d better not put a black mark on your record. (will draws sword and points it at jack) Do you really think it wise, crossing blades with a pirate? Will: You threatened Miss Swan. Jack: Only a little. (they fight)

Will:They’ve taken Miss Swan!
Jack: OH! So it is that you’ve found a girl!

Will:Wheres elizabeth?!
Jack:She’s safe, just like i promised, she’s all set to marry norington just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. so…. we’re all men of our words really, except for elizabeth who is infact… a woman.

Yes, but why is the rum gone?

yes…but whys the rum gone?!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me! ohhhh i love this song! when we get back, i’m going to teach it to the whole crew!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.

You are the worst pirate Ive ever heard of
Yes but you have heard of me

You are without a doubt, one of the worst pirates I have ever seen.

you are without a dought the worst pirate I have ever seen
ah but you have heard of me.

You best start beleiving in ghost stories, Miss Turner…you’re in one!

You best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you’re in one!

You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You’re in one!

You better start believin’ in ghost stories… you’re in one!

you can also trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, honestly, it ‘s th honest ones you have to watch out or. You never know when they are going to do something stupid

You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to look out for. Honestly, you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly. . . .stupid!

You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

You could keep doing that forever, that dog is never going to move.

You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engament. In a fair fight, I’d’ve killed you. Now, that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it?

you forgot one thing mate im captain jack sparrow savvy

You forgot one very important thing mate…I’m Captain jack Sparrow.

You forgot one very important thing mate…Im Captain Jack Sparrow!

You know nothing of Hell

You know nothing of hell.

You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.

You like pain… thry wearing a corset.

You like pain… try wearing a corset.

You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

You like pain? Try wearing a corset!!

You like pain?try wearing a corset

You look familiar…have I threatened you before?

You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?

You look somewhat familiar- have I threatend you before?

You need to find yourself a girl mate.

You need to find yourself a girl mate.Or the reason you practice 3 times a day is you already found a girl and are encapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you? The reason I practice 3 times a day is so when I meet a pirate I can kill it!

You need to get yourselve a girl mate.

You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before? I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. Ah, well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record, so if you will excuse me.

You seem to be forgetting one very important thing, mate. I’m Captain Jack Sparrow…

You shall remember this day as the day that you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!

You should start believing in Stories Miss Turner, you’re in one!

you spent 3 day, lying on a beach, drinking rum?! JOHNNNY THE HOTTIE: welcome to the carribean love

You spent three days, on a beach drinking rum?…Jack: welcome to the carribean love!

You stole my boat!

You think that hurts, try wearing a corset!

You think this wise boy? Crossing blades w/ a pirate?
U threatened Miss Swann!
Only a little (smirks)
(clang clang)(clang clang clang)
U know wut ur doing ill give u that. Excellant form. But hows ur footwork?
(clang clang clang claaaaang)
Ta

You will always remember this day as the day that you almost… *falls off ledge*

You’re not a eunuch are you?

You’re not a eunuch, are you?

You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

You’ve burnt all the food, the shade, THE RUM!!!!

You’ve seen a ship with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil, that Hell itself spat him back out?

young elizabeth swanâ€¦We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me

your gonna need a bigger boat than that

Your not a eunuch are you

Your not a unic,are you?

[after breaking jack out of jail]
Will Turner: Hurry, someone would have heard that.
Jack Sparrow: Not without my effects.

[after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they’re mad.

[At gunpoint, Jack Sparrow forces Elizabeth Swann to reattach his sword and compass to his belt. She pulls the belt tight.]
Jack Sparrow: Easy on the goods, darling.

[Barbossa leans in to slit Will ‘s throat]
Jack Sparrow: You don’t want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow: Your funeral.

[Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest.]
Barbossa: I’m curious. After killing me what is it you’re planning on doing next?

[Elizabeth in rowing boat heading toward shore]
Elizabeth: Bloody Pirates!
[back aboard the Dauntless, Ragetti sees the Pearl sailing away]
Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?
Pintel: They’re stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody Pirates!

[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how’s it coming?
Elizabeth Swann: It’s difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!

[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how’s it coming?
Elizabeth: It’s difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!

[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, the women in London must have learned not to breathe!

[Jack]-If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it.

[Last line]
Jack Sparrow: Now… bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: And really bad eggs. Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho!
[Snaps compass shut.]

[Protesting Jack’s arrest]
Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

[talking to the pirates while he’s in jail]
Jack Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
[pirate grabs Jack’s throat to reveal a skeleton arm]
Jack Sparrow: So, there is a curse? That’s interesting.
Koehler: You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow: That’s VERY interesting

[The other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave]
Pintel: You? You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not?

[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where’s the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where’s dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

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