His name is Blaine?! that’s not a name, that’s a major appliance!!
(ANDEE) Simon, what would you do if your old man came home rich?
(SIMON) Kiss his ass…
(on the phone) Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!
(Sniffing underarms) Do I offend?
1) How he get in here anyway? 2) I told him he was my kid.
1) How’d he get in here anyway? 2)I told them he was my kid.
1) Oh my god….am I having a nightmare? 2) We have guests 3) I know you…you’re in my Calculus class 4) Gym.. 5) Your name is Jim?
1) There are public bathrooms all over the place! 2) I’m not 9 Andee, I know that…it’s the end of the month, they’re out of toilet seat covers!
1) This is trash! 2) It’s very becoming! 3) Mother, it looks like I should be standing on top of a wedding cake 4) Oh honey, I wish!
1) YOU MISSED MY EYE BY AN INCH! 2) half an inch…
1). You know, I hope I’m not the only person in the world that knows what an incredible person you are. 2.) Well, at this point in time, I;m afraid you are honey.
1). Now … What now? 2). Bed. 1). Yours or mine? Ours?
1. What makes you so different from all the other girls at this school? 2. I have some taste.
1: Does he have… strong lips?
2: How can you tell?
1: Did you feel it in your knees?
2: I felt it everywhere.
1: Strong lips. [laughs] I know I’m old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.
Ain’t it da trut… it’s da trut
Andee honey, don’t waste good lipgloss. Now I don’t mean to be a bitch but I don’t think Mr. Wonderful is going to happen tonight.
Andie-What am i doing?
Iona-Wishful make uping.
Andie: I don’t know what I’m doing!
Iona: Wishful make-upping!
Andie: I just want them to know that they didn’t break me.
Andie: If somebody doesn’t believe in me, I can’t believe in them.
Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish!
Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him…
Iona: Anywhere interesting?
Andie: Were you here long?
Duckie: No, no! Three, four…hours.
Andie: You know your talking like that just because I’m going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!
Andy, he came here alone. Okay you’re right, he’s not like the others
Are ya mad?
Are you mad?
BLAIN??????? HIS NAME IS BLAIN
blaine: is this any good
andy: its hot white hot
Blaine? His name is Blaine?
Blaine? His name is Blaine? But that’s a major appliance!
Blaine? Blaine?! His name is Blaine?!! thats not a name, thats a kitchen appliance!!!
Blane what kind of name is Blane?!
Blane! Blane! That’s an appliance not a name!
Blane: You couldn’t buy her, though, that’s what’s killing you, isn’t it? Stef? That’s it, Stef. She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.
Blane: You said you couldn’t be with someone who didn’t believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me. I love you. always.
Cash, cheque, American Express Platinum Card maybe?!
Come on. Let’s plow!
Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman..
Do I offend?
Duckie’s never going to ride his bike past your house anymore
Duckie-I’m off like a dirty shirt
Duckie: You know you’re the one I really want to bother.
Duckie: Hello and welcome to another day of higher education!
Duckie: I’m off like a dirty shirt.
Duckie: It’s the end of the month, they’re out of toilet seat covers!
Duckie: May I admire you again today?
Duckie: This is a really volcanic ensemble you’re wearing, it’s really marvelous!
Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me!
Duckie: We don’t have none of this stuff in the boy’s room! Wait a minute! We don’t got none of this…we don’t got doors on the stalls in the boy’s room, we don’t have, what is this? What’s this? We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!
Duckie: What now?
Andie: Bed.
Duckie: Yours or mine? Ours?
Duckie: Yo man, next time, I’ll kick yo ass! And dat’ll be dat! Dat’ll be dat!
Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
Iona: Changes your diapers?
Duckie: Touché.
Ducky: Do you know what an older woman does for me? Iona: Change your diapers?
Ducky: I’m off like a dirty shirt.
Eat Shit!!!
Either it’s all those drugs I took in the ’60s, or I am really in love.
everytime you take a shit you lose IQ points.
Excuse me ladies, I could work out a deal where one of you or both of you could be pregnant by the holidays!
Guidance Counselor: If you put out signs you don’t want to be accepted people will make sure you’re not.
He must practice on melons or something.
He’s not gonna ride his bike past your house anymore.
Hey Benny! I hope they shrivel up and fall off (Gives her the finger) Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off? Her breasts Mrs. Deeds.
Hey Benny, I hope they shrivel up and fall off…!
I am not particularily concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and I can’t like you anymore … so, so when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you are feeling really low and dirty don’t look to me to help pump you back up because maybe for the first time in your life I won’t be there …
I didn’t like that album — oh? — yeah, it was too, too… — too hip? — yeah, too hip. can you suggest something else? — lionel ritchie? — nah — madonna? — madonna? isn’t that a little deep?
I don’t believe in drinking and driving; Thats why I ride a bike.
I hope they shrivel up and fall off.
I just want to let them know they didn’t break me.
I live to like you and I can’t like you anymore. So when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you’re feeling really low and dirty, don’t run to me to help pull you back up because, maybe, for the first time in your life, I won’t be there.
I LOVE DUCKIE SO MUCH I WILL MARRY HIM ONE DAY
I mean, I’m old enough to be his mother, but when the duck placed that kiss…I swear, I felt my thighs go up in flames! He must practice on pillows or something…
I’d be happy with you in a Turkish prison.
I’m good in bed, should I be a whore?
I’m not running myself down. Why? Because I can laugh at myself? It’s called a sense of humor. You should get one, they’re nice.
I’m off like a dirty shirt
i’m off like a dirty shirt!
if i was in a turkish prison i’d have fun with you
If someone doesn’t believe in me, then i can’t believe in them.
If Tina Turner can do it, Jack Walsh can do it too
Iona you’re gonna O.D. on nostalgia…
Iona: Does he have… strong lips?
Andie: How can you tell?
Iona: Did you feel it in your knees?
Andie: I felt it everywhere.
Iona: Strong lips.
[laughs]
Iona: I know I’m old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.
Iona: He’s not gonna ride his bike past your house anymore.
It’s the end of the month, they’re out of toilet seat covers!
Lets Plow
Look if you want to have your piece of low grade ass that’s fine. But here, you won’t have a friend anymore.
Look, I’m not particularly concerned if you like me or not…because I’ve grown to like you and I just….can’t like you anymore. So when get heart splattered and you’re feeling like hell don’t come crying to me because maybe for the first time in your life…I won’t be there!
May I admire you again today? – Duckie
Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if it did?
My girlfriend always has that feeling that something’s missing. She checks her pockets, checks her purse, counts her kids, but nothing’s gone. She decided it was side effects from not going to her prom.
Nice pearls honey, this isn’t a dinner party
Nice pearls. This isn’t a dinner party honey.
Oh it’s hot. White hot.
Ooooh, why can’t we start old and grow young?
Principal: If you give off signals that you don’t want to belong, people will make sure that you don’t.
So when you get your heart splattered all over hell and your feeling really low, don’t look to me to help pump you back up because maybe for the first time in your life I won’t be there!!
Steff: I’ve been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don’t see what makes you so different.
Andie: I have some taste.
Steff: Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if it did?
Steff: Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if it did?
Steff: That girl was, is, and always will be nada!
Steph…you buy everybody, Steph. You couldn’t buy her, that’s what’s killing you, isn’t it? She thinks you’re shit…and deep down inside you know she’s right.
the girl is, was, and will always be nada
This is a very good tune, my mother used to sing this, this is Otis, I love Otis.
This is Steph’s party, Blaine- don’t tell me what to do…
Wait a minute! We don’t got none of this stuff in the boy’s room! We don’t got doors on the stalls, we don’t got, what is this, (looks at tampon machine) we don’t got a candy machine in the boy’s room! I want the principal in here. Right now. I’ll wait.
We can do whatever you want. You wanna hang out with your friends? Crawl under a rock? What?
Well, I’m off like a dirty shirt. (the duckman)
what about prom blane andy can we talk about this later im having a bad day no what about prom just say it i want to hear you say it a month ago i asked someone else your a liar your a fucking no good liar you don’t have the guts to say it
WHAT ABOUT PROM, BLAINE!? WHAT ABOUT PROM!?
when your heart smashed to the floor your gonna go looking to me to go pick you up again but this time I won’t be there.
Will that be cash, charge, American Express Platinum card maybe?
you can buy everything can’t you Stef ,but you couldn’t buy her that whats buging you isn’t it. She thinks your shit and deep down you know she’s right.
You know, everytime you go to the john you lose IQ points …
You said you couldn’t be with someone who didn’t believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in myself. I love you. Always.
You told me you couldn’t believe in someone who didn’t believe in you. I believed in you. I always believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me.
You’re a bitch. You know, you really should see a doctor about that condition or yours. It could get worse.
You’re a faggot, Blaine. And I don’t know what you are.
Your ashamed to be seen with me! Your ashamed to go out with me!
[after Duckie sets off the alarm in the store]
Andie: What are you doing?!
Duckie: I had to use the bathroom, so I figured I’d come in the back.
Andie: I’m sure there are bathrooms all over the place!
Duckie: I’m not nine, Andie, I know that.
Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Pretty in Pink’: Quotes from the movie ‘Pretty in Pink’