#1: You’re late.
#2: You’re stunning.
#1: You’re forgiven!
#1: You’re on my fax
#2: Well that’s one I’ve never been on before
(1)I’m assuming that you’re a…. relative?
(2)Yes.
(1)Then naturally you’re his…
(2)Neice?(1)Of course.
(1)You’re late.
(2)You’re stunning.
(1)You’re forgiven.
(v) Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow. I’m outta purple but I do have one gold circle coin left, the condom of champions, the one and only nothing is getting through this sucker. What d’you say? (e)A buffet of safety. (v)I’m a safety girl!
(v)What do you want? (e)What do you do? (v)Everything. But I don’t kiss on the mouth. (e)Neither do I.
1 Name one person we know that this has happened to. 2 One person huh? Ooh I got it! Cinder-fuckin-rella!
1) Wait a minute! That’s a Lotus Esprit! 2) No, that’s rent!
1) Susan tell me something…when we were dating, did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me? 2) She was one of my bridesmaids.
1) And your name, Miss? 2) What do you want it to be? 3) Don’t play with me, young lady!
1) Do you have a wife…girlfriend? 2) I have both 3) And where are they, shopping together?
1) Don’t you want to get out of here, Kit? 2) Go where? Where the fuck do you wanna go?
1) Excuse me, can you tell me how I can get to Beverly Hills? 2) You’re here! That’s Sylvester Stallone’s house right there.
1) Have you ever driven a Lotus? 2)No… 3) Well you’re gonna start right now. 4) You’re joking! 5) No. It’s the only way I can get you off my coat!
1) He’s not really my uncle. 2)They never are dear.
1) Hello? 2) I told you not to pick up the phone 3) Then stop calling me!
1) Hey sugar, you lookin’ for a date? 2) No, I’m looking for Beverly Hills, can you give me directions? 3) Sure…for five bucks
1) Hi! 2) Hello! 1) Do you remember me? 2) I’m sorry, I don’t. 1) I cam in here yesterday and you wouldn’t wait on me. 2) Oh. 1) You work on commission right? 2) Uh, yes. 1) BIG mistake, HUGE! Well, I have to go shopping now.
1) I have a business proposition for you. 2) Oh, what is it. 1) I’d like you to have dinner with me. 2) HOLY COW!
1) I have never treated you like a hooker. 2)You just did.
1) I think you and I both know that she’s not my niece. 2) Of course, sir 3) And the reason I know this is because I’m an only child.
1) It’s just that very few people surprise me. 2) Well you’re lucky, most of em shock the hell out of me.
1) Miss, can I help you? 2) I’m just going up to my room 3) Do you have a key? 4) Oops! I forgot that cardboard thing…
1) Not bad, not bad at all. Where did you learn to do this?
2) Well, I screwed the debate team.
1) Tell me, how much are you girls going for these days? 2) Can’t take less than $100 3) A night? 4) An hour 5) An HOUR? You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding up your boot?
1) The tie?
2) Take off the tie.
3) Edward would just go crazy over this tie.
2) Who ordered pizza???
1) What’s your name? 2) What do you want it to be?
1) Where’s the salad? 2) Uh…the salad comes after the meal 3) That’s the fork I know.
1) You bought drugs with our rent, what is the matter with you? 2) I needed a lil’ pick me up! 3) Yeah, well we need rent money!
1) You’re late. 2) You’re stunning. 1) You’re forgiven.
1). Can I call you Eddie? 2)Not if you expect me to answer!
1).You’re late. 2). You’re stunning. 1). Your’e forgiven!!
1)Can I have another word please? 2)Asshole…there’s a word. 1)I think I like fine better.
1)Excuse me sir, exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? Just profane or REALLY offensive.
2) REALLY offensive.
1) I like him so much.
1)I would have stayed for 2,000. 2) I would have paid 4.
1)You see this young lady over here? 2) Yes.
1) Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
2) Oh yes. Oh no! No no, I’m saying we have many things as beautiful as she would want them to be.
1)You work on commision,right? 2)yes 1) Big mistake! Huge!…I have to go shopping now!
1)You’re late. 2)You’re stunning.1)You’re forgiven.
1-How was it my dear? 2-So good I almost peed my pants!
1. Aw man, I am bummed, I gave that guy to you. Three thousand really? Is he twisted? 2. No. 1. Ugly? 2. He’s good looking! 1. Well what’s wrong with him? 2. Nothing. 1. Did he give you the money yet? 2. No, at end of the week. 1. That’s what’s wrong with him.
1. Guess, you’ll never guess. Three thousand dollars! 2. Bullshit! 1. I swear to God. And extra money to buy clothes.
1. I called and called, where were you last night? 2. Ma?!? 1. It’s Viv.
1. red 2. better
1. Who did it work out for Kit? Did it work out for Skinny Marie or Rachel? 2. Those were very specific cases of crackheads. 1.Give me one. 2. You wanna name? 1. Yeah, one name. 2. *pauses* Fuckin’ Cinderella
1. You’re sitting on my fax.
2. Well that’s one I’ve never been on before.
1.) She’s charming, wherever did you find her?
2.) 976-BABE
1.People put you down enough, you start to believe it. 2.I think you are a very bright, very special woman. 1.The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
1: It’s just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
2: Yeah, well, you’re lucky. Most of ’em shock the hell outta me.
1: so how is it that you know so little on cars 2: well my first car was a limosine
1: Tell me one person who it’s worked out for.
2: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name… I got it. Cindafuckin’rella
1: Your sitting on my fax 2: Well I’ve never done that one before.
1:) So? What’s your name? 2): Edward. 1:) Really? That’s my favorite name in the whole world.
50 Bucks Gradpa, for 75 the wife can watch
50 bucks grampa.. for 75 ur wife can watch
50 bucks grandpa, for 75 the wife can watch!
50 bucks grandpa, for 75 the wife can watch.
9 7 6 Baby
Kit: Fifty bucks, Grandpa, for seventy-five the wife can watch.
A name, a name, the pressure of a name. /pause/ I’ve got it. Cinder’fuckin’ella.
A: seven fines since we left the restaurant. can i get another word…
B: asshole! there’s a word.
A: i think i liked fine better.
All right. I’ll meet you in the lobby, but only cause your payin me to.
Alright. I’ll meet you in the lobby but only cause you’re payin me to.
Aw honey, I’ve got a run in my pantyhose! Im not wearing any pantyhose!
Baby, I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna wanna let me go.
Big Mistake, Big, Huge
Big mistake. Huge.
Bridge, you know he’s not really my uncle. They never are dear.
Can I call you Eddie? Not if you expect a response.
Cauph a squat!
Cida-fuckin-rella
Close your mouth, dear.
Color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two!
Did I mention that my leg from hip to toe is 44 inches? So you have 88 inches of therapy wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000.
Did you know that your foot is as big from your elbow to your wrist?
Did you know that your foot is as big from your elbow to your wrists?
Did you know that your foot’s as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?….just a little bit of trivia.
Does everyone do what you tell them to do? (pause) I guess so.
Don’t you just love Prince?
Edward: A buffet of safety. Vivian: I,m a safety girl.
Edward: I told you not to answer the phone. Vivienne: Then stop calling me.
Edward: You’re on my fax
Vivian: Well that’s one I’ve never been on before.
Edward: your on my fax…
Vivian: Well thats one I havn’t been on before!
Edward: Cute, very cute.
Ey Mister…..ey! Whats yo dream?
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
first time in an elevator
Great big ships!
He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.
Hey suggar, you lookin’ for a date?
Hey, how about a freebie it’s my birthday!
his bathroom is bigger than the blue bannan
His bathroom is bigger than the Blue Bannana!
I am out of purple but I do have one gold coin left. The champions of champions. Nothin’getting thru this sucker.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing!
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
I got a dress. A cocktail one
I got a dress. A cocktail one!
I got red, I got green, I got yellow… I’m out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left… the condom of champions… the one and only… nothin’ is gettin’ through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?
I gotta a whole little carpet picnic going on here.
I had all those strawberry seeds before, and you shouldn’t neglect your gums.
I have a run in my pantyhose. Oh, I’m not wearing pantyhouse.
I must be hard to let go of something so beautiful…
I SAY WHO, I SAY WHEN, I SAY WHO!!!
I want the fairy tale
I want the fairy tale.
I want the fairy tale.
i want the fairytake.
i want the fairytale.
I’m a fly by the seat of my pants kind a girl. Moment to moment. That’s me.
I’m just a girl. Standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
If I forget to tell you later tonight, I had a relly good time
If I forget to tell you later, I had a really great time tonight.
Impossible relationships…. my special gift is impossible relationships.
It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.
it was so good i almost peed my pants (2) sorry (3) she said she liked it almost as much as pirates of penance
Its easier to believe the bad things
Julia: Cop a squat. Robert: Cop a what? Julia: Cop a squat!
Julia: Im gunna treat you so good your never gunna wanna let me go
Julia:I’ve got red, green, yellow, blue, i’m outta purple, but i have got one gold coin the condom of champions there aint nothing getting through this sucker. Richard:A buffet of safty?Julia:What can i say? i am a safty girl…
Kit:) Hey yo, baby! Guy in car:) How ’bout a freebie? It’s my birthday. Kit:) Dream on!
Lady: Did you enjoy the opera dear? Julia: It was so good I almost peed my pants! Lady: What? Richard: She said she liked it better than PIRATES OF PENZANCE.
lie like brocolli
Lights! Lights would be good here!
look this is a great seduction scene you’ve got going here, but im on an hourly rate, so if we could just move it along.
Maybe you guys could like buy a horse together and like some diamonds I don’t know. It could work. It happens.
Mine don’t work mine are broken
no shit sherlock
Now I look like a hooker in a trench coat
Oh honey, I’ve got a run in my pantyhose…wait a minute, (laughing) I’m not wearing pantyhose!
Oh honey, look. I’ve got a runner in my pantyhose! I’m not wearing pantyhose!
Oh look honey, I’ve got a runner in my pantyhose. I’m not wearing pantyhose.
Oh man… If you’re calling the cops…that’s great..tell em’ I said ‘hi’
Oh yo, Oh yo, check this.
Oops… slippery little suckers.
P1: First time in an elevator.
P2: Ah. Close your mouth dear.
P3: Sorry.
P1: Try.
P1: I am in his room right now, the penthouse, his bathroom is bigger than the Blue Banana!
P2: Do I have to hear this?
P1: Well, you’ll need a cocktail dress then. Come with me. Now I’m sure we’re going to find something that your uncle will love. You’re a size 6 right? P2: Yeah, how did you know that? P1: Well, it’s my job. P2: Bridge, he’s not really my uncle. P1: They never are dear.
P1: You hurt me.
P2: Yes
P1: Don’t do it again
People put you down, you start to believe it…the bad stuff is easier to believe…did you ever notice that.
person 1: Did you enjoy the opera dear? Julia: It was so good I almost peed my pants! Person: What? Richard: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
Pick one, I’ve got red, I’ve got green, I’ve yellow, I’m out of Purple, but I do have one gold circle coin.
red, better.
Richard: You’re sitting on my fax
Vivian: Well that’s one I haven’t been on before
Slippery little suckers
Slippery little suckers.
Slippery little suckers.
So you’re the flavor of the month.
Stay in the shallow end.
Tate Whitley Wallingford! Tate! Tate! It’s Elizabeth from Workout World!
The bad stuff is easier to believe, ever notice that?
The bad stuff is easier to believe.
The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
This ain’t a buffet, Kit!
This aint a buffet Kit
This baby corners like it’s on rails.
this car corners like its on rails
This thing corners like it’s on rails.
Those are very specific cases of crackheads.
Those are very specific cases of crackheads.
Vivian: can i call you eddy Eddy: Not unless you want a answer
Vivian: Don’t you just love Prince Edward: More than life itself.
Vivian: How much is this?
Salesgirl 1: How much is it Marie?
Salesgirl 2: It’s very expensive.
Salesgirl 1: It’s very expensive.
Vivian: You’re watching! Edward: I’m leaving.
Vivian:Don’t you just love Prince? Edward: MOre than life itself.
Viviene: Can I call you Eddie? Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.
We’re talking big,
Welcome to Hollywood! What’s your dream? Everyone’s got a dream, some dreams come true, some don’t ’cause this is Hollywood. So keep on dreaming.
Well color me happy there’s a sofa in here for two
Well color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two!
Well color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two.
Well, I’m not trying to land him, I’m just using him for sex.
Well…………color me happy there’s a sofa in here for two!
What are you lookin’ at? What’s he lookin’ at?
When I was a little girl my mom used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was quite a lot. Anyway, I used to pretend I was a princess locked in a tower by an evil witch…
When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad which was pretty often, and I would, I would pretend I was a princess trapped in the tower by a wicked queen, and then suddenly this knight on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword, and I would wave, and he would climb up the tower and rescue me
When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess… trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight… on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream did the knight say to me, ‘Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.’
When I was little, my mother used to lock me in the attic when I was bad. I used to fanatasize that a knight in shining armor would rescue me on his white horse…
When people keep putting you down, you start to believe it, the bad stuff is eaisier to believe.
Why does he get to stay?
work it
Work it baby, work it…Own it!
WORK IT BABY…WORK IT…OWN IT…
Work it! Work it! Own it!
Wow; that’ stiff. (Reaches over and touches penis) No, but it’s got potential.
You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.
You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.
You and me, Barney, we live in the real world…..most of the time.
You could freeze ice on his wife’s ass!
You don’t know where you’re going! You’re gonna get lost in the dark!
You fall in love with him and you kiss him on the mouth-did I not teach you anything?
You guys work on commission right? Big mistake, big, huge! Excuse me ladies, I have to go shopping now!
You have that sharp useless look about you.
You know there are four other chairs
You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.
You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?
you make a hundred dollars an hour and you got a safety pin holding your boot up
You work on commission, don’t you? Big mistake, big huge!
You’ll buy a snap dog and we’ll cop a squat under a tree.
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