#1-Admit it, you are better than I am. #2-Then why are you smiling?
#1-Because I know something you don’t know. #2-And, what is that? #1-I am not left handed.
#1-Has it got any sports in it? #2-Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles… #1-Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.
#1-Has it got any sports in it? #2-Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles… #1-Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake. #2-Oh, well, thank-you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
#1-HE DIDN’T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE! #2-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
#1-Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where’s the sports?…Is this a kissing book? #2-Wait, just wait. #1-Well, when does it get good?!
#1-I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. #2-You’re that smart? #1-Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? #2-Yes. #1-Morons.
#1-I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. #1-It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
#1-Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to fame for it. I’m swamped! #2-Get some rest. If you haven’t got ypur health,you haven’t got anything.
#1-We’ll never survive! #2-Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
‘We are men of action, lies do not become us.’
‘You mock my pain.’ ‘Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.’
(1) Stop Ryhming now I mean it (2) Anybody want a peanut
(1)To the death! (2)No, to the pain! (1)I’m not quite familiar with that term
(I’M SURE THIS QUOTE HAS BEEN DONE A LOT, BUT THIS IS THE EXACT, COMPLETE ‘TO THE PAIN’ SCENE FROM THE MOVIE)
HUMPERDINK: To the death!
WESTLEY: No! To the pain!
HUMPERDINK [pauses]: I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.
WESTLEY: I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon!
HUMPERDINK: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
WESTLEY: It won’t be the last. ‘To the pain’ means the first thing you’ll lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then, your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose.
HUMPERDINK: And then my tongue I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight!
WESTLEY: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
HUMPERDINK [interrupting]: And then my ears. I understand; let’s get on with it!
WESTLEY: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why: So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out ‘Dear God, what is that thing?’ will echo in your perfect ears. That is what ‘to the pain’ means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever!
HUMPERDINK [pause]: …I think you’re bluffing.
WESTLEY: It’s possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass. I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. [stands and raises his sword] Drop…your…sword. [Humperdink drops his sword without hestitation] Have a seat. [Humperdink sits down and Westley turns to Buttercup] Tie him up. Make it as tight as you like. [Humperdink groans as Buttercup tightens his ropes and Inigo enters…]
(Pirate Wesley)I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. Until then sleep well, and dream of large women.
(said with a lisp) You fell for one of the classic blunders… the first one is never get caught in a land war in Asia, the second and lesser known is this… never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha *splat*
*1 knocks on door*
2)Go away…
*1 knocks on door again*
2) What?! What?!
1) Are you the Miracle (2) who worked for the king all those years?
2) The king’s stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it. We’re closed! *1 knocks on door once more* Beat it or I’ll call the brute squad!
3) I’m on the brute squad.
2) You are the brute squad!
1) We need a miracle. It’s very important.
2) Look, I’m retired. Besides, why would you want someone the kings stinking son fired. I might kill whoever you want to make the miracle.
1) He’s already dead.
2) He is, eh? I’ll have a look. Bring him in.
– I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
– Do you always begin conversations this way?
-To the pain means the first thing you will loose will be your feet below the ankels then your hands at the writs, next your nose. -And then my toung I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time a mistake I dont mean to duplicate tonight. -I wasnt finished! The next thing you will loose will be your toung. -And then my ears, I understand lets get on with it. -WRONG!! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why, so that every shreek of every child at seeing your hidieousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who crys out ‘dear god what is that thing?’ will echo in your perfect ears. THAT is what to the pain means it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. -I think your bluffing. -It’s possible, I might be bluffing, it’s conceiveable you miserable vomitous mass, I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP YOUR SWORD!
…he is only ‘mostly dead’
…that and a nice M.L.T., when the mutton is nice and lean. They’re so perky, I love it.
..and I’ll use small words so you’ll be sure to understand you wart-hogged faced bafoon
1) *kisses 2* 2) What was that for ? 1)Beacsue you’ve always been so kind to me , and I’m not going to see you again , because I’m killing myself as soon as we reach the honeymoon sweet. 2) Won’t that be nice?..SHe kissed me !
1) A book? 2) That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you. 1) Has it got any sports in it? 2) Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles… 1) Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake. 2) Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
1) Are you sure noboby’s follow us ? 2) As I told you before , that would be totally , absolutely and in all other ways : inconceivable!….Out of curiosity : Why do you ask ? 2)Its just suddenly I look behind me and something is there. 2)What ?!? ..probably just some local fisherman ..out for a pleasure cruise..at night…through eel infested waters
1) Finish him , finish him ! You’re way ! 2) Oh good, my way , thankyou Vinzini….which way’s my way ? 2) Pick up one of those rocks , get behind the boulder , in a few minutes , the man in black will come running around the bend . The minute his *head* is in view : HIT IT WITH THE ROCK ! 2) My way’s not very sportsmanlike
1) Gently. Gently. 2) At a time like this that’s all you can think to say? Gently? 1) Gentlyyyyyyyyyy!! Oof.
1) Here comes my (3) now…
2) Your (3) is dead, I killed him myself…
1) Then why is there fear beind your eyes?
1) I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything, your the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!
2) With pride. What can I do for you…?
1) You can die slowly cut up in a thousand pieces.
1) If only we had a wheel barrow.. 2) where did we put the wheel barrow the Albino had ? 3) On the Albino 1) Well why didn’t you list that amoung our assests ??
1) Inconceivable! 2)You keep using that word , i do not think it means what you think it means
1) Mom, can’t you tell him I’m sick? 2) You’re sick. That’s why he’s here. 1) He’ll pinch my cheek. I hate that. 2) Maybe he won’t. 3) Hey! How’s the sickie? (pinches cheek)
1) No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2) Anybody want a peanut? 1) Aaaahhhh!!!!
1) Now , where is the poison ? The battle of witts has begun . It ends when you decide and we both drink . And find out who is right-and who is dead . 2) But it’s so simple : Are you the kind of man who would put the poison into his own goblet ? Now a clever man would put the poison into his own glass because only a great fool , would reach for what he is given . I am not a great fool , so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me . But YOU must have known that I was not a great fool , you would have counted on it , so I can clearly not choose the wine in frount of you .
1) Offer me money 2)Yes… 1) Power too 2) All that I have and more PLEASE 2) Offer me anything I ask for 2) Anything 1) I want my father back you sonofabitch
1) She doesn’t get eaten by the eel at this time. 2) WHAT!? 1) I’m explaining to you because you look nervous. 1)I’m not nervous. Well, maybe I was a bit…concerned but that’s not the same thing.
1) Surrender! 2) You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, i accept.
1) To the death! 2) NO! To the pain…
1) Truly, you have a dizzing intellect. 2) What till I get going!
1) We are but poor , lost , circus performaers . Is there a village nearby ? 2) There is nothing near-by . Not for miles . 1) Then there will no-one to hear you scream
1) Where am I? 2)The Pit of Despair. Don’t even *cough* don’t even think about escaping.
1) why are you smiling? 2) b/c I know something you don’t
1) What’s that? 2) I am not left handed!!!
1) Why won’t my arms move ? 2) You’re been Mostly Dead all day
1) you just wiggled your finger , that’s wonderful 2) I;ve always been a quick healer
1) You seem a decent fellow – I hate to kill you. 2) You seem a decent fellow – I hate to die.
1)– No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2)– Anybody want a peanut?
1). Now beat it before I call the brute squad. 2). I’m on the brute squad. 3). You are the brute squad!!!
1)..jog his memory. (thump)
2) I’m sorry Indigo, I didn’t mean to jog he so hard
1)Bye bye boys,have fun storming the castle. 2)Do you think they’ll make it? 1)It would take a miracle.
1)Give us the gate key 2)I have no gate key 3)Fezzik tear his arm off
2)oh you mean this gate key!
1)Give us the gate key!
2)I have no gate key.
1)Fezzik, tear his arms off!
2)Oh, you mean this gate key!
1)I admit it, you are better than I am. 2)Then why are you smiling? 1)Because I know something you don’t know. 2)And what is that? 1)I am not left handed.
1)I don’t swim! 2)I only dog paddle!
1)I’m going to do him left handed. 2) But you know what a hurry we’re in. 1) It is the only way I can be satisfied. I use my right it’s over too quickly. 2)Have it your way.
1)If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. 2)I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. 1)That does put a damper on our relationship.
1)LIAR ! 2)Get back witch ! 1)I’m not a witch , I’m your wife , but after what you just said , I’m not even sure I wanna be that anymore
1)Liar! Liar! 2) Get back Witch 1) I’m not a witch I’m your wife!
1)This man is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. Promise you’ll return him to his ship. 2)I swear it shall be done. (aside to 3) Once we’re out of sight take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair. 3)I swear it shall be done.
1)Who are you? 2)No one of consequence. 1)I must know. 2)Get used to disappointment.
1)Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? 2)Oh no. It’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
1)You mocked me once, never do it again!!! I died that day and for all I care you can die too!! (pushes 2 off cliff) 2) AS…YOU…WIIISH!! 1) Oh, my dear 2! (Throws self off cliff)
1)You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. 2)And what am I?! 1)Faithfulness he talked of madam! Your enduring faithfulness! Now tell me truthfully: did you get engaged that very hour or wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 2)You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care.
1- That’s the fire swamp! We’ll never survive
2- You’re only saying that because no one ever has
1. If only we had a wheelbarrow!
2. What did we do with that wheelbarrow the albino had?
3. I think we left it with the albino.
1. Why didn’t you list that among our assests in the first place.
1. Where am I? 2. It’s the Pit o’Dispair! Don’t even think, aach, aach, aach! Don’t even think about tryin to escape.
1. You just jiggled your head, that doesn’t make you happy?
2. Your strength, his steel, and my brains against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?! Hmmm?
1. You mcok my pain 2. Life is pain hiness
1. You never said anything about killing anyone! 2. I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. 1. I just don’t think it’s right, killing an inocent girl. 2. Am I going mad, or did the work *think* escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass! 3. I agree with Fezzik. 2. Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her! And remember this, NEVER FORGET THIS! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn’t *buy* brandy! And you! Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?!
1.) SURRENDER! — 2.) You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept!
1.)Surrender. 2.)You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
1.Cinged a bit were you? 2.You?
1.Give me the gate key? 2. What gate key? 3. Fesic, break off his arms. 4.Oh, you mean this gate key
1/ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
2/ Do you always begin conversations this way?
1: (with a sword at the other man’s throat) Offer me money. 2: Yes. 1: Power, too, promise me that. 2: All that I have and more. Please! 1: Offer me everything I ask for… 2: Anything you want. 1: (stabs him) I want my father back you son of a bitch.
1: do you think there are rocks ahead?
2: if there are, we’ll all be dead!
3: no more rhymes now, i mean it!
2: anybody want a peanut?
1: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 2: If there are, we’ll all be dead! 3: No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2: Anybody want a peanut?
1: Hear this now, I will always come for you.
2: How can you be sure?
1: This is true love. You think this happens everyday?
1: hey indigo 2: what? 1: i hope we win
1: I could throw down the rope – but I do not think you would accept my help as I am only waiting around to kill you.
2: That does put a damper on our relationship.
1: If I gave you my word as a Spaniard?
2: No good; I’ve known too many Spaniards.
1: I got married. I didn’t want to. It all happened so fast. 2: It never happened. 1: What? 2: It never happened. 1: But it did, I was there! This old man said man and wife! 2: Did you say I do? 1: Oh, well, no. We sort of skipped that part. 2: Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it, you didn’t do it. Wouldn’t you agree, Your Highness? 3: A technicality that will shortly be remedied. But first thing’s first. (Unsheaths his sword) To the death! 2: Wrong! To the pain. 3: I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase. 2: Then I’ll explain, and I’ll be sure to use small words so you can understand, you warthogged-face buffoon. 3: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. 2: It won’t be the last.
1: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?
2: Well, you were dead
1: But death cannot stop true love…All it can do is delay it for a while
1: I will never doubt again.
2: There will never be a need
1: LIAR!! LIAR!! LIARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
2: Get back witch!
1: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore
2: You never had it so good!
1: Surrender!
2: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
1: That Name 3, he can *fuss*.
2: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at *us*.
1: Probably he means no *harm*.
2: He’s really very short on *charm*.
1 : You have a great gift for rhyme.
2: Yes, yes, some of the time.
3: Enough of that!
1: (name2), are there rocks ahead?
2: If there are, we all be dead!
3: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
2: Anybody want a peanut?
3: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
1: To the pain means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, Next your nose.
2: Then my tongue I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
1: I wasn’t finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
2: And then my ears…I understand! Let’s get on with it!
1: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, ‘dear God, what is that thing!’ will echo in you perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
1: We’ll never survive
2: Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
1: What about the R.O.U.S’s?
2: Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.
1: You can die too for all I care!!
2: As…….You…….Wish…….
1: You’re a silly girl. 2: Yes, I am a silly girl. For not having seen sooner that you are nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. 1: I would not say such things if I were you. 2: Why not? You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to have crawled the earth!
1:Do you have any money?? 2:No, why? 1:I was hoping we’d have enough to buy a miracle.
1:You mock my pain! 2:Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
1>Go away or I’ll call the brute squad.
2>I’m on the brute squad.
1>You are the brute squad.
Inigo: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Vicar: Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togever today. Mawiage that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivin a dweam.
Wesley You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll fight like civillised people?
Do you think he is using the same wind we are using? – Inigo Montoya
A word my lady? We are but poor lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
A) No more rhymes, I mean it! B) Anybody want a peanut?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss yyyyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu wwwwwiiiiiiiiisssssshhhhhhh!
Oh! My dear sweet Wesley! What have I done?
AAAAAAAS…..YOUUUUUU…….WIIIIIIIIISH………!!!!
AD LINE: *Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. – True love has never been a snap*
Aha…Your pig fiancee is too late…soon we’ll be safe in the fire-swamp
All these trees
Am I going MAD, or did the word think escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
and then
Anybody want a peanut?
Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we’ll all be dead!…No more rhyms now, I mean it! Anybody got a peanut?
Are you the miaracle man who worked fo the king all these years? I was, but the king’s stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject, while you’re at it why don’t you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!
As you wiiiish
As You wish
AS YOU WISH!!!!
AS YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you wish.
as you wishhhh……
As….You…Wish….!
B:I will never doubt again
W:There will never be a need
B:I will never doubt again. W:There will never be a need.
Bow down, bow down to the queen of garbage…
But it’s so simple! All I have to do is divide from what I know of you – are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy’s? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet knowing that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must’ve known I was not a great fool, you would’ve counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. I haven’t made my decision yet, though. Because Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely people with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. And you must’ve suspected I would’ve known the powder’s origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. You’ve beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must’ve studied, and in studying you must’ve learned that man is mortal, so you would’ve put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Ha, it’s worked; you’ve given everything away. I know where the poison is. And I choose- (points behind the Pirate) what in the world can that be?! (switches goblets) Oh, I could’ve sworn I saw something. Well, no matter. Let’s drink – me from my glass, and you from yours. (drinks, then laughs) You think I guessed wrong, that’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this – Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h-! *
Buttercup’s emptiness consumed her. And although the law of the land gave Humperdink the right to choose his bride…she did not love him.
Buttercup: We’ll never make it out alive!
Westley: Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has!
Buttercup: I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream!
Man in black: That was a warning highness. The next time my hand flies on its own, for where I come from there are penalties when a woman lies.
Buttercup: I will never love again
Bye-bye! Have fun stormin’ the castle! (think it’ll work?)(it’ll take a miracle.) Bye- bye!
Count Rugen: Are you coming into the pit?
Humperdink: Tyrone, you know how I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it – I’m swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health you haven’t got anything.
Count: Come, we must get you to your ship. Wesley: We are both men of action, lies do not become us.
Death can not stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while.
Death cannot stop true love … all it can do is delay it for a while.
Death cannot stop true love.
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile.
Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Does it bother you to hear? Nothing you can say will upset me
Drop…….your…..sword…
EVER HEARD OF PLATO? aRISTOTLE? SOCRATES?
YES
MORONS
EVER HEARD OF PLATO? aRISTOTLE? SOCRATES?
YES…
MORONS
every babe who cries ”dear god what is that thing!”
Everybody MOVE!
farm boy..fetch me that pitcher
Fesik break his arms… oh you mean THIS gate key??
Fezzek are there rocks ahead? If there are we’ll all be dead. No more rhymes now I mean it! anybody want a peanut?
Fezzic: I was looking for Wesley, when I found these four white horses, and I said there are four of us, if we find the lady, HELLO LADY.
Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.
Fezzik: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted
Fool, fool… Back to the beginning is the rule.
Get back witch!
I’m not a witch I’m your wife. And I’m not even sure if I want to be that anymore! He said true love, Max, True Love! He used to be great, you know, but after Humperdink fired him…
I thought I told you never to say that name again
Humperdink, Humperdink, HumperdinkHumpderdinkHumperdiiink!
Get back you witch
Im not a witch im your wife
Get used to disappointment
good luck storming the castle!
Good night Wesley; good work; sleep well, I’d most like to kill you in the morning.
Goodnight Wesley, good work, I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
Grab the thing and the other thing
Grandpa:her favourite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farmboy that worked there, his name was Westley but she never called him that……Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around…B-farmboy polish my horses saddle, i want to see my face shining in it by morning. W-as you wish. G-As you wish was all he ever said…B-farmboy fill these with water…please. W-as you wish. G- That day she was amased to discover that when he was saying as you wish, what he really meant was, i love you. And even more amasing was the day she realised she truly loved him back. B-Farmboy (looks around) fetch me that pitcher……….W- as you wish.(kiss kiss kiss).
Ha ha ha! Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get into a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Cicilian when death is on the line! Ha hahahahahah
Hag: Boo, boo! Buttercup: Why do you do this? Hag: Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up! Buttercup: But they would have killed Westly if I hadn’t done it! Hag: YOUR TRUE LOVE LIVES! And yet you marry another. True love SAVED HER in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. So, bow to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. Boo, boo! Rubbish, slime, filth, muck! Boo, boo, boo!
Halo, My name is Anigo Mantoya, you kill my father… Prepare to die.
Have fun stormin’ the castle !
Have fun stormin’ the castle!
Have fun storming the castle
Have fun storming the castle!
Have I mentioned that your jobs are on the line
Have you ever considered a piracy? You’d make a wonderful `Dread Pirate Roberts’
He did not say true love he distinctly said ‘to blave’
He didn’t fall? Inconcievable!
He had eyes like the sea after a storm.
He’s climbing the rope, and he’s gaining.
health
hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die
Hello! My name is Indygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father…prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Muyo Antrao. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
hold your HO there… not budge.
Hullo! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father! Prepare to die!
Humperdink: Surrender! Westley: You wish to surrender to me? Very well I accept.
Hurry up! Move the thing! And… that other thing!
I always think that everything could be a trap. That is why I’m still alive.
I am no one to be triffled with, that is all you ever need know.
I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts.
i died that day!..and you can die too for all i care! (AS YOU WISH..)oh, my sweet Wesley, what have i done??
I do not budge keep your *ho there*.
I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake, but sleep well and dream of large women.
I do not think my way is very sportsmanlike
I do not think that means what you think that means
I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everthing. You’re the dread pirate roberts, admit it!
I make him better Humperdink suffers? Now THAT is a noble cause. I’m on the job!
I remember this farm boy of yours, this would of been what, 5 years ago? Does it bother you to hear? Nothing you can say will upset me. Well he died well, no bribe or blubbery…he just simply said ‘please…please I need to live’ It was the please that had caught my attention, I asked him what was so important, ‘true love’ he replied.
I see you are using Bonetti’s defense. I thought it fitting given the uneven terrain. Of course. Unless your opponent has studied his Agrippa, which I have.
I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
I thought you were once and it almost destroyed me…I could not bear it if you died again…not while I can save you.
I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
I was in the kings stable and there they were, four white horses and I thought there are four of us…if we ever find the lady…Hello Lady.
I will be very put out
I would not say such things if I were you.
And why not? Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the Earth!
I would not say such things if I were you!
I would sooner destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you following me either.
I’ll explain, and I’ll be sure to use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
I’m sorry Indigo. I didn’t mean to jog him so hard.
i’m WAITING!!
I’ve hired you to help me start a war. That’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition!
I: Who are you? W: no-one of consequence I: I must know! W: Get used to disappointment
I:You are using Bonetti’s defense against me, eh?
W:Seems only fitting, given the rocky terrain.
I:I suppose you expect me to counter with Capo Ferro?
W:Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.
I:Unless your opponent has a-studied his Agrippa… Which I have.
If I do it with my right, over too quickly.
If word got out that a pirate’s gone soft then people start to disobey and then it’s work work work all the time.
inconceivable
INCONCEIVABLE!
inconceivable!!!
Inconcievable!
INCONCIEVABLE!!
Inconcivable!
Incontheevable!
Inigo: I am waiting for Vassini.
Fezzig: You surely are a meanie.
Inigo: Hello there, slow going? Westley: Look, I dont mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so i’d appreciate it if u wouldnt distract me. inigo: Sorry. Westley: Thank you. Inigo: I do not suppose you coulda speed things up. Westley: Look, if you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Inigo: I could do that. I gotta somea rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to killa you. Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship…
Inigo: Look, he’s right on top of us! Vincini: Well, whoever he is, he’s too late. See? THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY! Hurry up! Move the thing…and…that other thing!
Inigo: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes
Inigo: Power too promise me that.
CR: All that i have and more. Please.
Inigo: Offer everything i ask for.
CR: Anything you want.
Inigo: I want my father back you son of a bitch!!
Inigo: Who are you? Westley: Noone of consequence. I: I must know. W: Get used to disappointment. I: OK.
Iocaine powder! I bet my life on it.
Is this a kissing book?
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
It’s not that bad. I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
It’s not that bad…………well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
It’s not that bad….well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
It’s not that bad…I’m not saying that I could build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
It’s possible pig. I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable you miserable, vomitous mass. I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all
It’s possible… pig.
Just tell them the Cart of Giant sent you
Kill the dark one and the giant, but leave the third for questioning.
Let me essplain – no, there is too much – let me sum up.
LIAR! LIAR!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
Life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something.
LIFE IS PAIN! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something
Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.
Life is pain, highness…anyone who says differently is selling something.
Life is Pain…
LOOK You see, The Cliffs of Insanity, Hurry up move the thing, and, and that other thing, MOVE IT
Man in Black: Are you just fiddling with me or what?
Man in Black: I’m not left-handed either
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going!
marriage, marriage is what brings us
Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today.
Marwige, marwige is what bwings us togeder today.
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv…Have you the wing?
Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us together today.
Mawwiage, mawwiage is what bwings us hewe today
May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.
Men in masks can’t be trusted.
Miracle Man: No, no, he’s only MOSTLY dead. If he were ALL dead, there would only be one thing left to do. Inigo: What’s that? MM: Search his pockets for loose change.
MIRACLE MAN:It just so happens that your friend is MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between MOSTLY dead and ALL dead. You see, mostly dead is still slightly alive. And there’s only one thing you can do with mostly dead. INIGO: what’s that? MIRACLE MAN: search through his pockets for loose change
Miracle Max: I help you and Prince Humperdink suffers?
Indigo: Humiliations galore.
Miracle Max: Give me the sixty, I’m on the job!
Valerie: Wooh Hooh!
Morons.
Murdered by pirates is good.
My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?
My father was killed by a six fingered man. He was a great swordsmaker, my father. One day the Six fingered man request a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved for a year.
My Name is indego montoya you killed my father prepare to die
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
my name is inigo montoya, u killed my father prepare to die
my name is inigo montoya u kill my father prepare to die
2:stop saying that
my name is inigo montoya u killed my father prepare to die
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My way is not very sportsman-like.
My way’s not very sportsmanlike.
Never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line!
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha —
Never go up against a Scicillian when death is on the line! Hahahahahaha, hahahaahahahaha, haaahahahahahaha-thud.
No reason, it’s just that I happen to look behind me and something is there.
No! A farm boy! Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm…
NO! To the pain…and I’ll explain, I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand you warthog-faced buffoon.
NO, he said ‘To Blathe’, which as we all know means ‘To Bluff’
Now remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
Of all the necks on this boat, Highness, the one you should be worrying about is your own.
Oh my sweet Westley, what have I done!
Once word leaks out that a pirate’s gone soft people start to disobey you and it’s nothing but work, work, work all the time.
Only slightly less well known is this…Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. (laughs and falls over)
Oooh, look who knows so much. For your information your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
Prince Humperdink: Someone has beaten a giant. There will be great suffering in Guilder!
Prince: To the death! Wesley: No, to the pain. Prince: I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase. Wesley: Well I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure you understand, you warthog-faced buffoon. Prince: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Wesley: It won’t be the last. To the pain means the first thing you’ll lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I do not mean to duplicate tonite! Wesley: I wasn’t finished! Next will be your left eye, followed by your right. Prince: And then my tongue, I understand! Let’s get on with it! Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING? will echo in your perfect ears. THAT is what the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
Princess: we’ll never make it out! Wesley: Nonsense! you only say that because no one’s done it before
Probably just a local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel infested waters
Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night… through eel-infested waters
Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise through eel infested waters.
Rest highness. I know who you are! Your cruelity reviles everything..you are the Dread Pirates Roberts admitt it! With Pride..What can I do for you? You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces.
Rodents of unusual size, i dont think they exsist.
She Loves you, said humperdink. She really loves you still and you lover her, so think of that – think of this too: in all this world , you might have been happy, genuinely happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, not really, no matter what the storybooks say, so I think no man in a century will suffer as great as you.
Count Rugen: Not fifty!
She was amazed to discover that when he said, as you wish, what he really meant was, I love you.
She was surprised to find that when he said as you wish, what he really meant was — I love you.
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good.
So there you have it, pig, there you know, you miserable, vomitous mass, and I say this now, and live your die, its up to you: Drop your sword!
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me.
so, you’ll put down your rock, and i’ll put down my sword, and we’ll kill each other as God intended?
Stop rhymeing i meant it
-does anyone want a peanut
-DDYYYHHHEEEA
STOP SAY THAT!
That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying as you wish what he meant was I love You
That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dally.
That’s inconceivable!
The chocolate coating helps it go down easier
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
The Princess is alive…or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and is living like a king in Patagonia.
The six-fingered man returned and demanded it. But a one-tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six fingered man let me live. But he gave me this. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the next time we meet, I will not fail.
The Sod has spoken. What happens to her is really none of your concern. When the time comes, I will kill her. And remember this, Never forget this! When I first found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn’t buy Brandy!
Then he spock of a girl of surpassing beauty, I can only assume he meant you. Good thing he died before he found out what you really are. And what am I? Faithfulness he spoke of your enduring faithfulness! Tell me, did you get engaged to your prince that same day or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
then wuv, twue wuv,
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. T’would be a pitty to damage yours.
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity to damage yours.
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
There was…a mighty…duel. The loser..ran off alone. And the winner…followed those footprints toward Guilder.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world highness, it’d be a pitty to ruin yours.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t’would be a pity to damage yours.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world…it would be a pity to damage yours
there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world…would be a pity to damage yours!
There’s nothing to explain. You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.
They’re kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing parts?
This is true love. Think this happens everyday?
This is true love. You think this happens every day?
This is true love… you think this happens everyday?
True Love, you heard him? You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.. Sonny True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce & tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They’re so perky. I love that. But that’s not what he said! He distinctly said, ‘to blaithe.’ And as we all know, to blaithe means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated…
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!
Valerie: LIAR! LIAAARRRR! Max: Get back, witch! Valerie: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore! Max: You never had it so good.
Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word ‘think’ just escape your lips?
Vizzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes
Vizzini: Morons
VIZZINI: He didn’t fall!?!? Inconceivable!!
INIGO
(whirling on Vizzini)
You keep using that word — I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut. Vizzini:Aaaahha
VIZZINI: Probably just a local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise, at night, in eel infested waters.
Vizzini: You were not hired for your brains, you hippo-britanic land mass!
W: Can you move at all? B: Move? You’re alive! If you want I could fly.
W: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
B: But how can you be sure?
W: This is true love — you think this happens every day?
W:To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
H: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
W: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
H: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it!
W: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
We are at an impass, i’m afraid so, I can’t compete with you physically and you’re no match for my brains, you’re that smart are you, lets put it this way, have you ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates, yes, morons, really? In that case I challenge you to a battle of wits. For the princess? To the death? I accept. Good, then pour the wine
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp, and we can live there quite happily for some time.
Wesley: Get used to dissappointment
Wesley: You’re really that smart?
Vezzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
Wesley: Yes
Vezzini: Morons.
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
Westley: Hear this now, I will always come for you
Buttercup: How can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love. You think this happens everyday?
what about the rous’s, the what?, the rous’s (rodents of unusual size
What? I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely.
When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn’t buy brandy!
When I was your age Television was called books.
When I was your age, television was called books.
Where’s the sports?!
While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it.
WHo are ou ? Why am I against this wall ? Why won’t my arms move ? Where’s Buttercup ?
Who says life is fair? Where is that written?
Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?
Wov, twu wov.
Wove, twue wove.
Wuv, Twoo Wuv
Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.
You are in the Pit of Despair, don’t you even think about escaping here!
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you.
You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you…
You just wiggled your finger, doesn’t that make you happy?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You killed my love! Possible I kill a lot of people.
You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
You mock my pain! Life is pain! Anyone who says other wise is selling something
You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day, and you can die too for all I care
You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day, and you can die too for all I care!
You mocked me once, never do it again!!! I died that day!!!!!
You mocked me once, never do it again. I died that day and you can too for all I care.
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never getinvolved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well
known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! ha ha ha ha ha
You only think I guessed wrong. That’s what’s so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool! You’ve fallen victim to on of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved with a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
You seem
You truly loved each other, so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. So I think no man in a century shall suffer as greatly as you.
You’re messing up the story, now get it rignt!
You’re sick. I’ll humor you.
You’re smart are you? Let me put it to you this way…have you ever heard of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates? Morons.
You’ve been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard; how marvelous.
You’ve been mostly dead all day
You’ve committed one of the great blunders of all time! The first, never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less known, never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
You’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. Te most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Your braw’s his steel and my brains against 60 armed men and you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy. Hmmmmm?
Your pig fiancee is too late.
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