–What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars?
–Jokes.
1) Japanese people piss me off you know why? *picks up boombox* Feel how heavy this shit is!
1) Stop the honking stop the honking! I can’t just run the old lady down!
I hope this is for a sore shoulder
I’ve been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night….
Next stop Empire State Building. You know how to get to Empire State Building? Practice practice!
Oh, okay, so I’m not funny. Shoot me!
We are all God’s animated cartoons.
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