Movie Quotes from Quick and the Dead, The: Quotes from the movie Quick and the Dead, The

I’m so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck’s ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

Kid: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?

(1)Last night it was The Kid and tonight it’s Herod. Is there any guy in this town that you’re not interested in?
(2)Yeah. You.

(1)My name is Cantrell
(2)How do you spell that?
(1)Correctly.

(1)See him? He gets fifty cents of every dollar in this town.
(2)And what does the town get?
(1)It gets to live.

(1)You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
(2)Looks like you’re having a pretty good time playing with yourself.

–In case you forgot, Preacher, I saved your life last night.
–No, I think you just stretched it out a bit. I might even have gone to heaven if you let me die.

–Killin’ people is wrong.
–Some people deserve to die.

–You must want to die young.
–I do now

-I need a woman.
-You need a bath.

-You’re pretty.
-You’re not.

1) This thing is so hard. How do you sleep on it? 2) If I don’t sleep on it people will steal it.

1) You’re not fast enough for me! 2) Today I am.

1)Oh, God! I don’t wanna die! 2)I know.

1)You were great! 2)Grow up.

1. I’m scared of dying.
2. You’ve been dead since it happened. You’re more scared of living.

1. You have a choice to be here, I don’t.
2. He made you do it.
1. I was the only one who pulled the trigger.

5 foot 8. Am I right? Lady, I ain’t never wrong.

Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
Ellen: Looks like you’re having a pretty good time playing with yourself.

add my name to the list

Am I fast, or is Sweden just a small place?

But i have renounced violence

Cort: Last night it was The Kid and tonight it’s Herod. Is there any guy in this town that you’re not interested in?
Ellen: Yeah. You.

Damn, I’m fast!

Ellen-got a room? Bartender-whores next door. Ellen- what did you say? Bartender- Whores go next door. Ellen(kicks chair from under him) I ain’t no whore now do you have a room or not? Bartender- room out back yes.

Forgive me for my undignified behavior.

Give me another bullet, John.

He shot me!!!!! You said you wasn’t gonna fight!

Hello Scars

Hey, do you want some breakfast or a little more of what you had last night?

How can you improve on perfection? -The Kid

How many brave men do we have?

I ain’t got no farmer’s hands.

I don’t need money. The Lord provides me with everything.

I don’t think you heard me right, I said I liked ya!

I don’t win because I’m lucky.

I now declare the quick draw competition open!

I’ll letcha know.

I’m so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck’s ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

If neither of you fire by the time i count to ten, my men will gun you down

Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?

Is this what you wanted all along? Well why dont you come get some

It was never proved he was my son.

John Herod: This is my town! I make the rules! If you live to see the dawn, it’s because I allow it.

Kid: I’m worth $3000 in 4 states. 75 offenses and no convictions. My name is Fee but everyone calls me Kid.
Ellen: Congratulations.

Kid: Shit that was fast.
[Kid falls]
Kid: Did I get him?
Ellen: You were so fast Kid.
Kid: I don’t want to die.
Ellen: I know. I know.

Kid: Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it’s the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin’ time. Don’t ever wear it while you’re drunk or you’ll kill your feet.

Killing people’s wrong.

My name is Cantrell
Shemp: How do you spell that?
Cantrell: Correctly.

My name is Clay Cantrell, and I’m a shootist. I’ve killed 17 men. Killin’ is purely a business proposition for me. Doesn’t give me any pleasure.

No no no no, you see it’s a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.

No no no no, you see it’s a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.

Scar: I need a woman.
Ellen: You need a bath.

Scar: You’re pretty.
Ellen: You’re not.

Shoot the rope!

Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it’s the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin’ time. Don’t ever wear it while you’re drunk or you’ll kill your feet.

string him up…on the chair

That was fast.

The law has come back to town.

The people in this town, they need me. I bring a sense of order to their lives. Not law. Order.

There’s a click before the strike. Listen to the clock.

There’s a click before the strike. Listen to the clock.

This contest is not over!

Time catches up with everyone.

Time’s up Ratsy!

Today I am.

Townsman: We’re gonna have to bury this one deep. He stinks something awful.

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Whatever happens, if he’s still standing in the end, gun him down.

When this rain stops im going to make an example of you

You ain’t gonna take my gold, mister! No, sir!

You stole my life.

Your gunfighters dead. Old news.

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