1) If you had a dollar, and you spent fifty cents, how much money would you have left?
2) (pause) About seventy.
1) Seventy cents?
2) Yeah.
3) So much for NASA.
***, how much is 4,343 times 1,234? 5359262…he’s a genius.
–Am I using you, Raymond?
–Yes.
–How do you know this car?
–It’s a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad let’s me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday. Definitely not on Monday.
–Lights out at eleven.
–Yeah, well new rules.
–OK, Ray, we’ve got blueberry, buckwheat, all favors. What kind do you want?
–Pancakes.
–I know, but what kind?
–Pancakes.
–Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
–About a hundred dollars.
–Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
–About a hundred dollars.
–Very shiny train.
–Yeah, sure is.
–What does your date look like, Ray?
–She’s very sparkly. She looks like a holiday.
…but the rosebushes are mine, right? I definitely get the rosebushes, right?
1) How can you not like that suit Ray? You look fantastic in it. 2) Its not a K-Mart suit. 3) Let me let you in on a little secret Ray. K-Mart sucks.
1) Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs? 2) ‘Bout a hundred dollars. 1) A hundred dollars, huh? 2) Yeah. 1) Do you know how much one of them new compact cars cost? 2) ‘Bout a hundred dollars.
1) Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond? 2) Yea. 1) Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!!
1)What does Iris look like Raymond? 2)She’s sparkly, very sparkly, like a holiday.
1. Did you fart? Did you fart Ray? Did you fucking fart? How can you stand that Ray? How can you fucking stand that? 2. I don’t mind.
1. Do you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-mart clothes? 2. Tell him, Ray. 3. K-mart sucks. 1. I see.
1. How much does a candy bar cost? 2. ’bout a hundred dollars.
1. How much would you pay for this sucker?(holds up sucker) 2. One hundred dollars. 1. How much would you pay for one of those new, sleek convertible cars that are on the market? 2. One hundred dollars.
1. How was the kiss? 2. Wet.
1. Of course you can’t have pancakes without maple syrup. 2. You bet your butt. 1. Bet your butt.
1. Of course, the maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes- 2. Ray. (holds up the syrup) 1. Ha ha! Charlie Babbit made a joke.
1. Raymond, am I using you? 2. Yeah. 1. He is answering a question from a half hour ago!
1.Did you just fuckin fart? How can you stand that 2. I dont mind it
10 Minutes to Wapner
11 o’clock, Ray. Lights out.
1988…squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.
27 minutes to wapner…practically 26 minutes.
461-0192.
5 minutes to Wapner!
82, 82, 82. 246.
97 X. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. The future of Rock & Roll.
97X BAM! The future of rock n’ roll.
97X… BAM! The future of rock and roll!
97X…Baaaaaaaam, The futeure of rock and roll
Hey – dipshit! Move it!!
Hey, Dipshit! Move it!
One for bad, two for good.
and wopner’s on at 4:00. Definitley.
Are you currently taking any prescription medication?
Charlie: There ya go Ray, fishsticks. Ray: Of course there is supposed to be 8 fishsticks. (Charlie cuts the four fishsticks in half)There ya go Ray, 8 Fishsticks.
Charlie:You take a shower don’t ya Ray? There ya go, it’s like taking a shower. Raymond: Yeah, of course you take showers in the bathroom.
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.
Dibbs Sally 461-0192.
Did you fart Ray!? Did you fuckin fart!!?
Doctor: Are you autistic? Ray: I don’t think so. No. Definetley not.
Doctor: Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond: ‘Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor: Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond: ‘Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor: Raymond, do you know what autistic is?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: You know that word?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: Are you autistic?
Raymond: I don’t think so. No, definitely not.
He just inherited 3 million dollars and he doesn’t understand the concept of money?
hot water burn baby
Hot water burn baby!
I don’t mind.
I get my underwear at K-Mart in Cincinatti, Ohio.
I get my underwear at KMart 400 oak street cincinatti ohio. These are hanes 32, mine are boxer shorts they say Raymond.
I know there has to be somebody inside there. But who? And where?
I like having you for my brother…I like having you for my big brother.
I wear boxer shorts.
I’ll see you soon.
I’m an excellent driver.
I’m gonna let ya’ in on a little secret, Ray. K-mart sucks.
I’m gonna let ya’ in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
K-Mart sucks
K-Mart sucks!
K-mart sucks, Ray.
K-mart… we should go to K-mart… 400 Oak Street.
Lights out at 11.
Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.
Look, I don’t want to be demanding here but do you think you can possibly say ten or twelve words before we get to the hotel? Consider it foreplay.
Loving ain’t so hard.
Monday’s Italian night
My dad lets me drive in the driveway.
My main man Vern.
My underwear have my name in them. They say Raymond Babbit.
Ninety-seven X – BAMM!! The future of Rock-n-Roll.
Not to touch books.
Now listen, casinos have house rules. The first one is they don’t like to lose…Now, you never, never show that you are counting cards. The cardinal sin, Ray…Ray, are you listening to me?…That’s
very important…Counting is bad.
NURSE: He’s artistic? CHARLIE: No, he’s AUtistic.
Of course I’m not wearing underwear.
Oh-oh. Your shorts are on the highway.
Please love me forever.
Quantas, definitely Quantas.
Rain Man…let’s play some cards.
Ray, you’re never gonna solve it. It’s not a riddle because ‘who is on first base’…that’s a joke. Ray, it’s comedy. But when you do it, you’re not funny. You’re like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
Raymond: Number eighteen in 1988. Charlie Babbitt, squeezed, pulled, and hurt my neck in 1988.
Charlie: Squeezed, pulled, and hurt your neck in 1988?
Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally
Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck
SUSANNA: he said not to touch the books! RAYMOND: Not to touch books…
Tapioca pudding.
Ten minutes till Wappner
The defendant, the plaintiff. You had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal history.
The whole world is choking in smog, and they are going to correct the situation by keeping my four cars off the road?
There’s four left in the box.
There’s four left in the box…
there’s lot’s of them. lots and lots of them.
These are definitely not my underwear.
These are hanes 32, hanes 32
These are Hanes-32. My boxer shorts have my name in them….***. I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati, 400 Oak street.
they are in there making legal history!
This is a very dangerous highway.
This is my brother, ma’am. And if he doesn’t get to see ‘The People’s
Court’ in exactly thirty seconds, he’s going to throw a fit right here on the front porch. Now you can help me, or you can stand here and watch it happen.
Uh oh…fifteen minutes to Wopner…People’s Court.
Uh Oh…V-E-R-N!!!
Uh-oh fart. Uh-oh fart.
Uh-oh….V-E-R-N….
uh-oh…fart.
Vern My main man
Very shiny. Very sparkly.
Very twinkly,very,sparkly
Walbrook.
Was I trying to say Raymond and it came out Rain Man?…You, you’re the Rain Man?
We’re counting cards, counting cards in Las vegas
What difference does it make? What what what difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear is underwear! It is underwear whereever you buy it. In Cincinnati or whereever!!!
What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.
Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune
Wheel. Of. Fortune!
who’s on first base
Who’s on first whats on second.
Wishful thinking.
Ya know what Ray? I think this whole autism thing is a bunch of bullshit! You can’t tell me you’re not in there somewhere!!!
ya.
you must really miss it, not right now
You’re like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
You’re the rainman?
You’re using Raymond, Charlie. You’re using me. You use everybody.
[Raymond and Charlie are driving together.]
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart.
Charlie: You heard what I said. Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Ray: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: RAY, DID YOU F~~~IN’ HEAR WHAT I SAID??? SHUT UP!!!
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart, 400 Oak St., Cincinnati.
[Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells:]
Charlie: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE– WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?! UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR!!!! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT!!!! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!!!!!!!!
Ray: Boxer shorts– K-mart.
Charlie: You know what I think? This autism is a bunch of s~~t! You can’t tell me you’re not in there somewhere!
Ray: Boxer shorts– K-mart.
[Raymond and Charlie are driving together.]
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart.
Charlie: You heard what I said. Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Ray: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: RAY, DID YOU F~~~IN’ HEAR WHAT I SAID??? SHUT UP!!!
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart, 400 Oak St., Cincinnati.
[Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells:]
Charlie: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE– WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?! UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR!!!! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT!!!! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!!!!!!!!
Ray: Boxer shorts– K-mart.
Charlie: You know what I think? This autism is a bunch of s~~t! You can’t tell me you’re not in there somewhere!
Ray: Boxer shorts– K-mart.
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im an excellent driver.