#1 I don’t know why they advertise all those sleeping pills on TV. I mean, chemicals are no good for you. A couple of bottles of champagne wipes you right out. #2 Exactly. #1 & #2 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
#1 I got a charity softball game in the morning with the Dade County Sheriff’s. #2 Cops against cops, you leave me no one to root for.
#1 I know with you it’s personal, but we’re both after the same thing, justice. Right Harry? #2 FUCK JUSTICE!
#1 I’m trying to learn my way around. #2 Well you got a good guide if you want to find your way around the sewer.
#1 Why don’t we just take him out. #2 Because he’s l-o-o-k-i-n-g for it. You won’t get near him now unless you want to start a war.
#1 You kill anybody? #2 Yeah. #1 More than one? #2 Three. You want names and addresses? #1 Smart, I like…smart ass, I don’t!
-Losing improves your character.
-Winning improves your wardrobe.
-When I want to make friends, I’ll go to summer camp!
-Smart I like. Smart aleck, I don’t!
Don’t think, hope. If he is still alive, you’re dead.
I guess this is what they call poetic justice.
If your the best there is, they wouldn’t have invented the wheel.
Magic? Or magnet?
Myself, I’d rather give than recieve. (pulls gun) Max, I don’t think we’re going to be the kind of pals I’d thought we’d be.
Oh…my…God!
One way rider.
That was inside work, I’m talking a major fucking job here. It’ll make Brinks look like rolling a drunk. There are 50 cops in there at any hour of the day. How you going to get them out of there, give them tickets to the ballgame?
The only way you’ll ever end up lying next to me Max, is if were run down by the same car.
The only way you’ll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we’re
run down by the same car.
What do you think I look like, Dirty Harry?
When we start thinking there is something we can’t do, something that’s too big or too messy, then we ought to get out. This is like wrestling. It’s fixed, and the cops are always going to lose…and they know it!
You should never drink and bake.
You should not drink and bake!
You should not Drink and Bake.
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