(1)Are you going to miss your friends?
(2) Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids.
(1) Good boy.
(1)Kent puts his name on his license plate.
(2) My mother does the same this with my underwear.
(1) Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
How’s it feel to be frozen?! Yeah, ice is nice!
#1 You’ll rue the day! #2 Rue the day? Who talks like that?
(1) Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
(2) Not right now.
(1) Don’t eat that!
(2) Huh?
(1) Don’t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I’m too late!
(1) I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab.
(2) Fine. I’ll gain weight.
(1) Jerry asked me to drop by. What did he ask you to do?
(2) What?
(1) Which word didn’t you understand?
(1) Taste this. Come on, you won’t hurt my feelings. Just give it . . . yeah . . . what? Too sweet?
(2) What is it?
(1) I don’t know. I found it in one of the labs.
(1) What do you want, Knight?
(2) World peace . . . but I don’t think this is the time to discuss it.
(1) You are Chris Knight, aren’t you?
(2) I hope so. I’m wearing his underwear.
(1) You still run?
(2) Only when chased.
(1) Why are you wearing those on your head? (2) Because if I wear them anywhere else, they chafe!
(1)Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I’ve got a question for you.
(2)Yes?
(1)Is that your real hair?
(1)I’m gonna get you guys. Dr. Hathaway’s gonna hear all about this. You know, you’ll rue the day!
(2) Rue the day? Who talks like that?
(1)I’ve noticed you’ve stopped stuttering.
(2) I’ve been giving myself shock therapy.
(1) Up the voltage.
(1)What is that?
(2) This? It’s a penis stretcher. You wanna try it?
(talking about the headband) [1]Why are you wearing that there?
[2] Because if I wear it anywhere else it will chafe.
1) …so I followed him into the closet and down into the steam tunnels and there I saw the most discusting thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. 2) What? 1) Holleyfeld in his pajamas.
1) Being snubbed by beauticians is not my idea of relaxing! 2) Student beauticians.
1) Is Mitch by any chance adopted? 2) Why, no! 1) Amazing! 2) Isn’t it?
1) What’s this? 2) It’s a penis enlarger. I have it filed under ‘H’ for toy.
1) Why are you wearing that on your head? 2) Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
1) Why does he keep going in our closet?
2) Why do you keep going into our closet?
1) To get my clothes, but that’s not why he goes in there..
2) Of course not Mitch he’s twice your size your clothes would never fit him…geez Mitch 1600 on your SAT’s and you think a big guy like that can wear your clothes?!
1) You are Chris Knight, aren’t you?
2) I hope so. I’m wearing his underwear.
1)Are you crying? 2)Yes I’m crying! I’m sorry. 2)That’s ok son, just as long as nobody sees you.
1)Can you pound a nail through a six inch board with your penis?
2)No.
1)Well, a girl’s got to have her standards.
1)I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. 2) Fine. I’ll gain weight.
1)The weirdest thing just happened to me.
2)Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
1)No…
2)Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
1)Why are you wearing that toy on your head? 2) Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
1)Why does that guy keep going into our closet?/2)Why do you keep going into our closet?/1)To get my clothes,but thats not why he goes in there!/2)Of corse not his too big your clothes would never fit him.Ten points higher than me….thinks a big guy lik that could ware his clothes.puh
1- I want to see more of you around the lab.
2- Fine, I’ll gain weight
1- Will you miss your friends?
2- Uh..no, I think I intimidate the other kids.
1- Good boy.
1. Are you sure you’re Chris Knight. 2. I hope so, I’m wearing his underwear.
1. It blew a complete hole to the other Side!!!!!
2. its pretty
a) Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? b) No. a) Why am I the only person who has that dream?
A- Do you know theirs a guy living in our closet? B- u see him too? A- who is he? B- Holly Feld A- But why does he keep going into our closet? A- why do u keep going into our closet??? A- to get my clothes, but thats not why he goes in their! B- Of course not! hes twice your size! your clothes would never fit him A- so? B-Think b4 u ask these questions Mitch. twenty points higher than me? thinks a big guy like that could wear his clothes?
A-But what about the time I found u naked with a bowl of Jello?
b- u did not
a- I did
b- i was hot and i was hungry!
And Kent, remember….stop playing with yourself.
are u ok?
no not emotionally no im not! im disapointed not terribly but still! it should have gone much faster much farther. its ok though i no waht the problem is its obviously the drag coeficiant i can redisign that no problem i can do that here.
Can i get you anything? a balloon?
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Not yet.
A girl’s got to have her standards.
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.
Chris Knight: You didn’t move anything, did you? Mitch: No… CK: Good, because all of my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example, is under ‘H’, for ‘toy’. M: What is it? CK: It’s a penis stretcher… wanna try?
Chris: whats up doc? Dr. Hathaway: take your shoes off! you are no longer any use to me, I’m giving Kent the darlington job. Chris: you suddenly find humor. Dr. Hathaway: you need a degree.. Chris: i can pass your exam..Dr. hathaway: if you pass, you dont pass!
Compared to you most people have the IQ of a carrot.
Did you know there’s a guy living in our closet?
You’ve seen him, too?
Who is he?
(name).
Why does he keep going into our closet?
Why do you keep going into our closet?
To get my clothes, but that’s not why he goes in there.
Of course not, he’s twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.
Yeah?
Think before you ask these questions, (name). Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Do you have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it…
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.
Don’t eat that!
Huh?
Don’t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I’m too late!
Gee, Kent, and we were going to make you king of the winter carnival!
HELLO JERRY! I TOLD YOU BEFORE KENT, YOU CANT CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME…DID I?
How’s it feel to be frozen? Yeah, ice is nice!
How’s it feel to be frozen?! Yeah, ice is nice!
hows it feel to be frozen?!
I didn’t want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.
I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners! right kent?
I never sleep, I don’t know why. I had a roomate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she’s okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don’t know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, ’cause I’m just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
I’m sorry, it’s just an infantile response to authority.
Ice is nice, how does it feel to be frozen!!!!
In high school they stuffed me in a mailbox. Did I tell you that?!?!
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what?
In the immortal words of Socrates… I drank what?
In the immortal words of Socrates…I drank what?!
in the midst of my preparation for hary cary….
MAy I say, sir, I admire your taste in footwear.
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work,
work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this
thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I’m disgusted. I’m
sorry but it’s not like me, I’m depressed. There was what, no one at
the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame
Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I
bother?
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I’m disgusted. I’m sorry but it’s not like me, I’m depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I’m disgusted. I’m sorry but it’s not like me, I’m depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
OH MY GOD! IT’S HEADED FOR THE GAS TANKS! DUCK!
Pacific Ocean School presents Smart People on Ice! (slips and crashes into the railing)
Roger Crossbow, the rabbit is in the hole
See this? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. See this? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, ‘I drank what?’
That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?
The first thing you should do is get even with Kent. It’s a moral imperative.
These girls are not used to geniuses. You might impress them!
This is ice, this is what happens when water gets to cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated.
This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This-this is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold. This, this is Kent. This is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated.
This, this is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This, this is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Want a cherry? I grow them myself.
was it a dream where you were standing on a temple in sun god sort of robes with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
We had, what, no one at the mutant hamster races. We had one entry for the Madam Curie look-alike contest, and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Welcome to Pacific Tech’s Smart People on Ice!
Well, how’d you do?
‘How’d I do?’ I passed, but I failed! Yeah!
Well, then I’m happy and sad for you.
Thank you.
What is that?
This? It’s a penis stretcher. You wanna try it?
No!
I’m kidding. It’s yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility
When you’re smart, people need you.
Why are wearing that toy on your head? Because if I wore it anywhere else I’d chafe.
Why is that toy on your head? 2)Because if I wear is anywhere else it chaffs
Work work work work work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for months and all They wanna do is study. I’m disgusted, I’m sorry. But its not like I’m depressed! We had what-no one at the mutant hamster races, one entry for the Madam Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?
Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
You must get back at Kent. It is a moral imperative.
You see Mitch, I used to be you and lately I’ve been missing me so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.
You see Mitch, I used to be you and lately I’ve been missing me so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.
You still run?
Only when chased
You wanted to see me, your joggingness?
YOUR MOM PUTS LISCENSE PLATES IN YOUR UNDERWEAR….HOW DO YOU SIT?
[T]here’s something you’re going to have to understand. Compared to you, most people have the I.Q. of a carrot. We’re different than most people, (name) . . . better.
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